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incorrectbatfam · 7 months

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Hi. I'm having a bad day and I'm real sad, so do you have a top 10 times Damian was too teeny tiny list or smth? No worries if not.

10) Cass can squish both his cheeks in one hand, and she does so while calling him a baby.

9) Dick once mistook Damian for a couch cushion.

8) When he and Duke play video games, his hands can never wrap completely around the controller.

7) Once it was raining on a stakeout so Kate sheltered him under her cape.

6) When Steph takes him out to eat he always insists on getting an adult menu, but then complains about the lack of mazes and word searches.

5) Barbara always has to check around her wheelchair after she didn't see Damian one time.

4) When he curls up, he can use Jason's jacket as a blanket. They discovered that when he fell asleep in the Batmobile and Jason decided to do his job as an older brother for once.

3) One time Damian was injured and not thinking straight, and in the smallest voice he called Alfred "grandfather."

2) Every now and then, Damian goes to Tim when he has a nightmare. Tim doesn't know why and is hesitant to ask. Later on, he hears through the grapevine that Damian does it so Tim can feel like he actually has the little brother he always wanted.

1) Bruce, in his tired state, said he hoped Damian never grows up. That night, Damian paid Constantine a visit.

Honorable mention) As a baby, Talia would hide him entirely with one arm when Ra's was angry.

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neatlystackedrats · 4 months

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Batfam as things me and my friends have said:

Alfred: You can’t just OBTAIN a child

Bruce: VENGEANCE

Selina: your kneecaps seem very easy to steal

Talia: I like treating them like little rats in my maze experiment :)

Kate: i punch all the time, i’m going to punch tonight, and on wednesday

Barbara: Me? Ya, I’m such a nerd. Maybe I can learn how to hack the government.

Dick: YOWZAH!

Cass: these bones have a nice crunch to them

Jason: I would not beat a 15 year old to death with a crow bar

Steph: I’m so porched I’m a patio

Tim: gaining consciousness was my downfall

Duke: I need to photosynthesis

Damian: (about whoever) He doesn’t even have a purpous… i don’t understand 😐

#batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #dc #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #talia al ghul #selina kyle #kate kane #barbara gordon #steph brown #batkids

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bibibusinessman · 4 months

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Thinking about how Damian wasn’t really allowed to be a kid during his time with the LOA.

When he started living with Bruce he watched his siblings live life very differently.

It took him a long time to accept that Bruce wanted him to be happy and be a kid.

Bruce > Talia

(Love Talia tho) (she’s just a bad parent)

#batfamily #batman #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #tim drake #batdad #cassandra cain #duke thomas #kate kane #talia al ghul #bruce wayne

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frownyalfred · 5 months

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saw this post that gotham thinks that Bruce adopted Cassandra bc she's Kate's daughter (Cain=Kane) and like everyone knows that Shiva is Cass's mom she claims that shit all the time so but nobody's gonna ask her so villains and heroes keep going to Kate (not knowing she's batwoman) to ask "did you sleep with lady shiva??????" as if bruce didn't sleep with talia al fucking ghoul lmaoooo

bonus: Bruce happily accepts this claim because he can send cass to Kate for the weekend for bonding and he can't exactly send Tim home (he knows all the codes to get in) or Steph (she knows all the she secret entrances) or Damian (talia will use it as an excuse meet up and that leads to THINGS 🫣) but at least there's only 6 of them in the house of 7 🤣😆

I love this so much. Kate catches the tail end of these rumors for the first time and calls up Bruce like "you know this is your fucking fault." and Bruce just laughs and tells her he's sending her daughter over and to have a fun weekend.

#asks #kate kane #lady shiva #cassandra cain #bruce wayne #batman #dc #dc comics #talia al ghul

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puppetmaster13u · 15 days

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More Sketches For This Au

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the-overanalyzer · 1 month

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Two fixations for the price of one!

(Don't ask how long I spent editing that Azrael jpeg)

Batwoman art from Detective Comics Rebirth, by Andy Macdonald

Catwoman art from Catwoman v3, by Adam Hughes

Jim Gordon art from Batman Eternal, by Jason Fabok

Alfred Pennyworth art from Batman vs Robin, by Mahmud Asrar

Bluebird art from Batman Eternal, by Alvaro Martinez

Talia al Ghul art from DCeased: Hope At World's End, by Marco Fallia

Azrael art from Batman & Robin Eternal, by Roge Antonio

Wayne family art from Batman: Year One, by David Mazzuccelli

Text from The Locked Tomb, by Tamsyn Muir

#batfam #tlt #batwoman #kate kane #catwoman #selina kyle #jim gordon #alfred pennyworth #harper row #bluebird #talia al ghul #jean-paul valley #azrael #bruce wayne #martha wayne #thomas wayne #my edit

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inafieldofdaisies · 2 months

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Halo (2022-) | Season 2, Episode 7 “Thermopylae” | Favorite scenes

“Get it out of your head. He's not coming.”

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timdrake-yumm · 2 months

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I’m a problem

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star-reyes · 1 year

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Favorite moments from Batman Urban Legends (Batfamily members)

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bingthepringle · 12 days

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Batfamily as Wings of Fire dragons :) 🐉 🔥

(Note that some of them I haven’t thought a lot about, some I can’t really decide, and some I’ve thought way too much about)

Bruce: Icewing

Dick: Skywing

Jason: Sandwing

Tim: Icewing

Cass: Nightwing

Damian: Leafwing/Icewing hybrid

Steph: Rainwing? Silkwing? Sandwing perhaps?

Duke: Silkwing (Flamesilk)

Babs: Seawing

Kate: Mudwing or Skywing

Selina: Nightwing?

Talia: Leafwing

Harper: Silkwing

Carrie: not sure, tell me your ideas!

I’ve been obsessing about WoF and the Batfamily for the past few months now, so here are some dragon headcanon things <3 if you wanna tell me your ideas or add someone, drop a comment or add some tags, I’d love to hear it !!

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incorrectbatfam · 10 months

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allhalesterekstilinski · 11 months

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I want to talk about the Teen Wolf siblings, particularly their age differences.

Brett is a freshman in season 4. We don’t know how old Lori is, but later she says Brett only accepted the scholarship at Devenford if they would accept her as well. This means either Devenford includes some middle school as well as high school, Lori was smart enough to skip a grade or two, Brett and Lori are 9 months apart, or they’re twins. It’s also possible she’s a couple years younger and was only recently accepted, but since he bargained for her from the beginning, I don’t think it’s as likely.

Based on the short audio clips from “Motel California” it sounds like Boyd and Alicia were close in age, both pretty young, but when we see her body she looks a little older. I would assume he’s older since he was in charge of watching her.

Malia and Kylie were close in age based on the framed photo in her room. In “Ghosted” Kylie has mysteriously aged from about 7 to about 12. Though this is likely due to forgetting information and not caring enough to fact check their own work.

The same could be said for Theo and Tara. They seem to be close in age, but the actresses playing Tara look like different ages. I would guess in season 5 flashbacks she was 11 or 12 when Theo was 9, but in season 6 she looks 17.

Isaac is 16 in season 2 and Camden would have been 24. There is a discrepency unless I’m missing something. Since season 2 is early in the year I’m willing to bet Camden would be 25 later in the year. If Isaac is 16 and Camden would be 24, that’s an 8 year gap. But if he graduated in 2006, he was born in 1988 and is approximately 6 years older. There’s no concrete evidence of when either of their birthdays are, so perhaps Isaac’s birthday is before Camden’s and there’s a short period of time the gap is 7 years. The calendar puts his birthday in February.

Kate said that growing up Chris always tried to make her look like the bad guy. In 3B Chris says he was 18-years-old 24 years ago putting Chris’s birth year about 1969. Kate was born in 1983. That is a 14 year gap. Either she exaggerated or lied, which I would believe, or Chris was an incredibly shitty brother, which I would also believe. Could you imagine 17 year old Chris blaming 3 year old Kate for him coming home late one night or breaking their mom’s favorite vase?

We don’t know how old Gerard is. Alexander was 27 when he died. Alexander was 19/20 years older than Chris, so Gerard was probably in his early to mid twenties when Chris was born. A lot of actors’ ages coincide with their character’s approximate age. Michael Hogan was born in 1949, so if Gerard is around his age, he’s 20 years older than Chris and 34 years older than Kate. But then he would one year older than Alexander. Not impossible, but he is likely older.

Hayden is about 16 in season 5 because she can drive. The youngest a cop can be is 20, so at the very least Clark is 4 years older. It sounds like Clark had been her guardian for a while, so the gap is likely larger.

If we are going to believe the “In Memorium” video from MTV, Laura was born in 1982 and Peter was born in 1976. We never actually know how old Derek is. Jeff said his ID, putting his birthday in November 1988, was fake, but why? What is the significance of it being fake? It served no purpose and I think Jeff just wanted to fuck with us. Especially because it’s not canon in the show, he said it outside of the show. And if we believe the calendar that makes Derek a Christmas baby, why would he make himself only a month and a half older?

I’m going to assume Derek was “with” Kate leading up closely to the fire, meaning late 2004. If Derek was 16, or almost 16 if his birthday is Christmas, that would put his birthday in 1988. So in the pilot he’s 22. In the script he was meant to be 19 but then he was aged up because Jeff thought it was more important to traumatize him than find a way around it. In 3A Cora says she’s 17, which would put them at a 5 year gap. Laura is 6 years older than Derek and 11 years older than Cora. And if Cora was 11 by January of 2005, she was born in 1993.

I don’t know if this is canon or fanon that Talia raised Peter. Regardless, he is about 5 years older than Laura, 12 years older than Derek, and 17 years older than Cora. But Talia would have to be at the youngest 8 years older than Peter, and that’s if she had Laura at 13. In “Visionary” she appears to be about mid-forties. If this is within a year of the fire, then Peter is 26/27. The gap between Peter and Talia could range from 8 to 20 years.

I’m just so interested in these dynamics.

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bibibusinessman · 4 months

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fantastic-nonsense · 2 years

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it's incredibly frustrating how there are so many Bat books being printed right now and yet basically every single woman attached to the Batfam is being screwed over and treated like shit

Babs is either "The Girlfriend" (Nightwing) or a law-abiding hacker Mom Friend with no life or friends outside of Gotham (Batgirls)

Cass and Steph have had their personalities and skillsets fucked over and are being written as incompetent middle schoolers

Kate and Helena aren't in anything

Selina's being written by Tini Howard and stuck in a weird dead-end relationship with a guy no one likes

Renee is not only not Question and a whole cop again she's the Commissioner

Tam Fox got fridged (again)

Julia and Harper haven't been seen in years outside of the Joker solo of all places (and Julia was completely left out of Alfred's will despite being his daughter)

literally every single one of them is suffering. I need them all out of the thumb of the Bat Office now

#is Talia literally the ONLY Bat-adjacent female character whose fans are having fun right now? I'm pretty sure the answer is yes #batman #batfam #dc comics #dc fanwank #barbara gordon #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #kate kane #helena bertinelli #selina kyle #renee montoya #tam fox #julia pennyworth #harper row

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vodrae · 7 months

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Batfamily going to do their public appeareance of the week, sitting at Wayne's 3 Michelin's stars restaurant. The restaurant is under siege rule. Brucie boy and the kids are coming.

Talia ordering for everyone :

"Hello. We'll have 50 beefs burgers, 50 with chickens, 15 vegans. 3 kilos of falafels. 11 omelettes with 8 whole eggs and 4 whites, made with butter. 5 pots of boeuf bourguignon without pork, blanquette and rabbit with mustard. Then 3 pots of each but your vegan version. 1 kilo of each of your salad. 2 plates of evything you have with fish. 13 vegan tacos and burritos. And 2 kilos of ice cream with this."

Beginner waitress with her pen: Hu..Hu...

Talia : Don't worry, dear. Already wrote it down for you.

She says with 5 fives hundreds dollars and a note.

Back at the table Bruce says.

"If anynone, nobody in particular, is sick, they'll be alone to clean"

Harley giggles

"When I have the headache I don't hear Harleen anymore !"

Ivy scolds.

"I was out for billionaire's meat tonight."

She says, planting her knife in the table, watching Bruce. He clears his throat. Harley adds.

"That's Talia and Kitty's dessert !"

Selina puts her hand on her forehead, Talia doesn't react.

Dick, Barbs, Jay, Tim, Steph, Duke, Kate : Oh my god shut the fuck up !

Cass : Want baby.

Bruce : Sweetie. Please.

Cass : Sister.

Talia : In nine months it's chrismats maybe Santa...

Bruce : No. Actually...

Damian : I'm the only blood children forever. And you can't change that, clown.

Harley : Well your daddy has a co

Bruce: ARCADES UPSTAIRS FOR EVERYONE.

Later

Dick, Barbs, Jay, Tim, Cass, Steph, Duke, Kate : Hungy.

Talia : I know.

Dick, Barbs, Jay, Tim, Cass, Steph, Duke, Kate : Hungy.

Talia : I know.

The 50 beefs burgers, 50 with chickens, 15 vegans. 3 kilos of falafels. 11 omelettes with 8 whole eggs and 4 whites, made with butter. 5 pots of boeuf bourguignon without pork, blanquette and rabbit with mustard. Then 3 pots of each but your vegan version. 1 kilo of each of your salad. 2 plates of evything you have with fish. 13 vegan tacos and burritos. And 2 kilos of ice cream with it arrived.

Bruce is helping himself some falafels in his salad, watching his kids'plates already half empty.

Dick : It's

Barbs: weird

Jason: something

Tim : is

Steph: really

Duke: missing

Damian : inside

Cass : .

Suddendly, the secret weapon of the restaurant is coming. Elizabeth, boss of the dinner accross the street, she's pinching everyone's cheeks and says.

Elizabeth : A big kid like you needs to eat !

Kate : It's really better now ! Nom nom nom.

Bruce : How's Alfred ?

Elizabeth : Snoring in his potato, sugar.

Bruce : Perfect.

He can finally put a leaf in his mouth.

Dick, Barbs, Jay, Tim, Steph, Duke, Kate, Cass, Selina, Harley, Ivy : Is there more ? I finished.

Bruce :

Talia : Don't worry baby, I got this.

She says slapping his tight, black card in hand.