Tumgik
#sassy barbatos
luxthestrange · 1 year
Text
TWST Incorrect quotes#259 Barb gonna snap
Barb: Tonight, one of you will betray us...
Luke: Is it me, Daddy?
Barb: No, it’s not you angel~*Kisses his cheek*
Silv: Is it me, Mr. Barbatos?
Barb: It’s not you either child*Smiles at the older one*
Lilia: Is it me, Barbie?
Barb:...
Barb, mockingly: Is IT mE Barbie?*Saw that Lilia STILL made the group dinner even when he got told...NOT to do so*
Tumblr media
Silv*Picking Luke up* Time to call Mc/Yuu...
574 notes · View notes
sassykattery · 1 year
Text
Losses and Gains, Pt. 6
Here we go.
CW: MC is afab, uses she/her pronouns. MC is a demon and poly. Reader distress. Profane language.
Themes: Amnesia. Romance. DiavoloxMC. LuciferxMC. BarbatosxMC. Angst.
Characters: MC="you", Diavolo, Solomon, Barbatos, Lucifer.
Minors and ageless blogs DNI
18+ only
Enjoy~
Tumblr media
After dinner, you went back up to your suite within the castle and looked around. You settled on sitting at your desk and going through your things. Seeing the Devildom Law book on top, you started with that and began reading, since it was undetermined when you'd go back to RAD, you decided it would be a good use of your time to at least learn, or rather, relearn, what you could.
Hours went by as you immersed yourself in your study, and all of a sudden, you were at the end of the book, much to your surprise. You set the book down and stretched. None of what you read sounded familiar, but at least you knew more about the law than before.
Hello.
You jumped and looked around, wondering where that voice came from, but no one was in the room. It was eerie sounding, but you couldn't place what it really sounded like.
"Hello?" You quietly said back.
What's wrong with you? The lights flickered when it spoke, and there was a chill to the room.
"What do you mean?" You asked in reply, keeping hushed. "Who are you? Where are you? Why can I hear you?"
Oh, you don't know who I am? Interesting. I'm your shadow apparition. Think of me as your sinful subconscious. You haven't spoken to me in weeks, so I wondered what was wrong. You don't remember anything do you?
"No. Do you?"
I do.
"Can you help me remember?"
I can. But it will hurt. Are you sure you're ready?
"Why will it hurt?"
Your brain shut down from the pain you experienced after your incident at Mont Blanc. As a way to process the trauma, you forgot everything that happened before you woke up. In order to remember it, I have to put you back through the pain again.
"Oh... Can I think about it? I don't... want it to hurt."
Up to you, doll, but don't take too long. The longer you go on like this, the harder it will be to get it all back.
"Okay, I'll try."
The voice stopped talking, and it felt like you were alone again, the chill of the room gone. Feeling weirded out, you put everything away and proceeded to change into pajamas and slipped into bed. It took a little longer to go to sleep, but eventually you did.
-
"MC?" Diavolo said as he entered your room. He knocked but received no reply. It was the middle of the night, and he padded over to your bed where you were lying. He waited several seconds as he saw your side rise and fall slowly.
"Forgive me," he murmured, slipping his arms underneath you to pick you up. He then carried you to his room and set you down in his bed. Once you both were tucked in, he cradled you in his arms. Truthfully, he had a nightmare about you, and wanted to find some comfort in holding you.
"Better?" You mumbled, and he stared down at you, realizing he woke you.
"I apologize, I had a nightmare and wanted to hold you," he whispered.
"'M sorry, that's okay," you murmured sleepily, nuzzling into his chest. "You wanna talk 'bout it?"
"I just worry about you disappearing again," he replied, stroking your hair.
"Mm, I'm here, I'm here..." you replied, drifting back off to sleep.
But you're not here, he thought to himself, looking down at your sleeping form. Come back to me, princess, I miss you.
-
"MC? It's rather odd you've asked to meet with me here," Solomon said, walking up to you at the steps of the House of Lamentation.
It had been a week since you'd woken up, and still only tiny fragments of recent memories resurfaced, but nothing of when you first showed up to the Devildom or of your human life before the exchange program.
"I need your help, follow me," you said, waving him into the house. You walked him into your bedroom and locked the door. Though everyone was at RAD still, you didn't want to be interrupted.
"What's this about?"
"I've heard stories about you, and I'm wondering if you couldn't help me with my memory. Surely, there's a potion or spell to help me remember?" You pleaded with him.
"Ah, I see. Simeon and I have been looking into it, but memory work is tricky business that involves the subconscious. You've started to remember little things, so I have hope you'll remember on your own in time, but if you insist, give me some time and I will get back to you for anything we could safely try," Solomon replied.
It wasn't the answer you wanted, as he could tell based on how you bit your lip. He put a hand on your shoulder, "Don't worry too much about it, MC. It'll only stress you out and make it harder."
He then took his leave, and you were alone in your room. Standing in desolate silence, you wondered if you'd have to make a decision. You turned to look at the pictures on your bedside, and something in you snapped.
"Gah!" You screamed out, fleshing out your demon form in anger. You sank to the ground and sobbed.
Lucifer was the first to arrive home, and your wails immediately got his attention, and he dashed to your bedroom door, knocking furiously and calling out to you. Not receiving a response, he opened the door to your rather pitiful state, on your hands and knees sobbing and your wings drooping in resignation.
"Darling, talk to me. What happened?" He said, kneeling down beside you and touching your arm. He pulled his D.D.D. out of his pocket, and immediately dialed Diavolo, setting it to speaker in hopes he would pick up.
"Did you remember someth–" he started to say, but you interrupted. Just in that moment, Diavolo answered the call in time to hear your response.
"I'm sick of not remembering! I hate how I'm being treated! I just want to fucking remember my life!" You screamed, escalating in volume with each sentence.
In his office at RAD, Diavolo stared at his phone, listening to you.
"I'm so sorry, I know, come here," Lucifer cooed, tugging on your arm. Your head snapped to him, and you glared at him with tearful and angry eyes, your voice filled with venom.
"You treat me different too. I see it in how you watch me. You always look so sad," you seethed. "I want whatever it is the old me had! And Diavolo, and Barbatos, and everyone else does it too! Stop looking at me like I'm not who you want!"
Diavolo sighed, rubbing his face in frustration and sadness.
Lucifer's eyes widened at your outburst, seeing you bristle and rage. Feeling intensely passionate, he grabbed your shoulders and forced you to keep still as he spoke to you in a tense voice.
"I apologize, but we are all doing the best we can here. You need to get a hold of yourself and calm down."
You stared back at him in silence, then the wrath subsided, and your demon form dematerialized.
"I-I'm sorry..." you apologized, slumping in his hold.
Lucifer took a deep breath, pulling you into his hold. "I know. I need you to hang in there a little longer, dove," he murmured. He ended the call with Diavolo and sighed.
Diavolo raked his hands through his hair back at RAD, wondering how to speed up the process of getting your memory back. He had everyone searching for answers, but nothing was coming up.
-
"Are you sure you'll be alright by yourself, mistress?" Barbatos asked as he brought you inside the castle. "I'm afraid I need to return to RAD, but the young master and I should return in just an hour."
"I promise I won't leave, Barb," you replied sweetly. He nodded and exited once more. It was the day after your outburst, and everyone was worried about you, so you knew why he was so concerned about leaving you anywhere, but if you were in the castle or the House, you were mostly safe.
Quickly, you walked to your suite and locked the door. You sat in the middle of your bed and sighed.
"Are you there?" You called out to yourself.
There was silence, and you started to wonder if you'd be able to talk to them.
Ah, there you are.
"Yes, I've decided. I want to get my memory back, your way."
Have you now? Well, go on and lie down. You'll need to go to sleep, and we'll start. See you soon.
As instructed, you tucked yourself into your bed, turned off your D.D.D., and proceeded to close your eyes, hoping sleep would come quickly.
---
Thanks for reading! <3
Post made by sassykattery. Do not repost. Reblogs and comments appreciated.
Tags:
@delphi-dreamin @bite-sized-devil @itsmeninerz @themythicaldisaster @flemmingbamse @marvelous-maniac @dajitm @bontensbabygirl @obeymediasimp @frozengoldie
18 notes · View notes
turtleybeachin · 3 months
Text
I just realized
Lucifer is 100% the dad who goes "get a dog if you want but i don't like dogs i don't want a dog i won't have anything to do with a dog" and then within 48 hours of getting a dog is obsessed.
He goes from 'Fine, Diavolo, if you want humans we'll get humans. But for the record, I will not like the human. I'll make sure it survives for you but it's not going to be allowed on the furniture and I'd rather eat it for dinner' to drunkenly gushing to Diavolo about how great the human is and how amazing and how cute and how smart and how strong and how funny and how he really loves the human.
He goes from "I'll poison your tea and kill you" to
Tumblr media
And you know Barbatos has to call that out in his sly sassy way that only he can get away with doing to everyone yeah? yeah.
Just refilling Lucifer's tea while he and the young master talk about how great the human is and under his breath he repeats Lucifer's words back to him all 'if you want a human fine but don't expect me to like it, i'll do this for your sake diavolo, but i want nothing to do with some filthy, useless human i can't even eat' with his little shit-eating smile.
283 notes · View notes
hiddenonyx · 1 month
Text
Dumb Sayings
I grew up with these sassy, kinda dumb sayings, and here's (some) characters' reactions: ----
"Ow that's hot!" "Well it wasn't cooked in the freezer”
Mammon has to pause for a second to look at you, with this dumbfounded look while he processes what you said. He gets all huffy after that (he'll still begrudgingly share his food with you afterward, though).
Asmodeus looks over at you with the most unamused deadpan look, "Oh really hun? I would have never guessed." And then doesn't talk to you till he finishes whatever he was doing.
Luke gives you this look of surprise combined with a glare. How could you do this to him? He trusted you, MC! He gets huffy but ends up using that line on Solomon in the future (to wonderful effect).
"What's for dinner?" "Food." "What kind of food?" "Edible food."
Motherfucker, Levithan just wanted to know what you were planning to cook, he might have even considered offering to help. Fine, he'll just go back to his room.
Well, most of the stuff you make is edible, but Beelzebub was hoping you'd be more specific than that. Also are you okay? Do you need a hug?
Barbatos just stands in stunned silence. That's his line he uses on Diavolo when bugs him about meals. How?? You-you, you little-
"Hey has anyone seen this thing I'm looking for?" "Have you tried looking with your eyes open? Made sure your glasses are on?"
The glare Lucifer levels you with has his brother tensing in fear for you. Why yes, MC, he has considered both of those options. Now stop what you're doing and help him look, instead of being a smart ass.
Satan has to physically dig his nails into the object he's holding to prevent himself from throwing it at you. No, MC, he had never considered opening his eyes or putting his glasses on. You sure are helpful today, aren't you, you little cunt-
Diavolo starts to genuinely respond to your sarcastic questions before pausing and looking at you. He seems pleasantly surprised that you would dare joke like that with him. He shakes his head with a laugh; no MC he had not considered putting on his glasses. Would you be a dear and fetch them from the other room?
"Mhm, maybe I should try turning the light on too?" Solomon's only mildly amused. If you're done joking, could you help look? If Barbatos finds that mouse-
----
Masterlist
Character Masterlist
200 notes · View notes
the-secret-keeper · 11 months
Text
Part 3 of Obey Me X Twisted Wonderland/Barbatos X Reader
This was requested by @sonicfangirl123 and @babyxwolfiex
TW: Very sassy demons terrifying a crow, mentions of alcohol and alcohol consumption, and canon levels of violence for Obey Me.
Reader is referred to as MC.
There has been a bit of time that has passed since the end of the last one and the start of this one. It will begin the day that the festival celebrating the finding of MC is starting.
Also, fair warning, in this, MC used to live in the House of Lamentation, but currently lives in Diavolo's castle with Diavolo and Barbatos.
Enjoy!
I shifted my bodyweight from the front of my feet to the back, as I stood beside my best friends and boyfriend in front of the mirror portal.
"Calm down, MC. They'll be here soon." Lucifer sighed.
"Sorry, I'm just excited." I laughed.
"I am too!" Luke agreed, matching my impatient movement. "I haven't met their friends before! It isn't fair that you guys got to!"
"I am excited as well, but you doing that won't make them appear any faster." Simeon agreed with Lucifer, but in a much gentler tone.
"Here they are." Barbatos interrupted our discussion. I turned and practically started vibrating in excitement as their silhouettes appeared in the mirror.
They all stepped through, getting their bearings, but I was only interested in one.
"Grim!" I exclaimed, speed-walking up to the flying cat and hugging him.
"Get off me, Henchman!" He complained.
"You got your backpack?" He nodded. "I'm so excited!" I beamed. Riddle cleared his throat. "Right, sorry." I apologized, taking a few steps back. "Welcome to the Demon Lord's Castle in the Devildom. You have all been formally invited to stay here for a few days, and attend the Welcome Home Festival that starts today."
"You get a whole festival just for coming back?" Azul questioned.
"Yeah. I'm pretty well-liked in the Devildom."
"Yeah, we all like MC here." Satan agreed.
"Yes, in fact we like them so much that once we named a comet after them." Diavolo said proudly. I nodded enthusiastically when they looked to me for confirmation.
"Wow!" Kalim exclaimed, eyes shining with glee. I smiled warmly, nodding at them.
"You'll actually be split up in where you're staying. Malleus," I paused. "Where is Tsunotarou?" My friends from Twisted Wonderland looked around. "Oh my Diavolo." I sighed. "Diavolo, come on, let's go get him. We'll only be a few minutes."
"You can't just order a crown prince around!" Jamil hissed, glancing between us.
"I don't mind!" Diavolo smiled jovially.
"Yeah, Dia is really chill." I agreed, before leaning into my lovers side, who leaned into me in kind. "Please make sure Jamil relaxes. He's a 24/7 babysitter, he needs a vacation almost as bad as Lucifer does." I whispered, and Barbatos nodded, before we both stood up straight, and Diavolo and I headed into the mirror portal.
We walked through the school, past stunned students, and straight towards the Diasomnia mirror in the mirror chamber. It didn't take us very long to reach the Dracula-esque castle. I fearlessly pushed open the front doors to see Sebek approaching the doors with a bag.
"Sebek! Good, you're already on your way, we were going to pick up the others as well. If you'd wait by the portal back to the mirror chamber, we're going to retrieve Malleus." I smiled at him.
"The Young Master hasn't arrived yet?"
"No. For someone so tall with such a presence, he is very easy to lose."
"Lillia-Sama! Is Waka-Sama here still?!" Sebek yelled into the castle.
"Child of Man." I turned around, and beamed at my tall friend.
"Tsunotarou, I was worried when you didn't show up with the others. Are you ready to go?"
"Are you certain it's ok for me to go?"
"Trust me. You are no more intimidating than him." I gestured at Diavolo who stood at my side. "Plus, it's really important to me that you're there! I want you to see where I'm from, you're one of my best friends, and I want you to enjoy the festival."
"Yes. Your presence will likely be about as noticeable as the brothers. While it may turn a few heads, most people in the Devildom will not spare a glance." Diavolo reassured.
"Now that I think about it, you'll probably stand out the least." I hummed, though didn't explain my train of thought further.
"Malleus, you almost forgot your bag." Lilia appeared upside down next to me, causing me to flinch.
I don't usually flinch at intimidating presences. But when Lilia just pops out of nowhere, it scares me for some reason. Maybe it's because he hides his presence, and I can usually sense when those with presences like Malleus or Diavolo as they approach.
"You ready to go?" I smiled at Malleus, who nodded.
"I am ready as well!" I laughed a little at Sebek's enthusiasm.
"Sorry you have to miss it, Lilia. But he's in good hands." Someone has to look after the dorms, which is why all the Vice-dorm leaders are staying back, aside from Jamil. Ortho is also staying behind, simply to watch over the dorm. But he made Idia come, somehow, so, there's that.
"Take lots of pictures."
"Definitely will!" I promised, giving him a thumbs up before whipping out my phone. I sent a quick text to the group chat containing my first-year friends, making sure they were going to meet us at the mirror chamber.
Once I got a confirmation from all of them, we all headed towards the mirror portal, which was actually in the auditorium. And we emerged in the Devildom. Everyone was still there.
"Now!" I exclaimed, causing most to flinch. "As I was saying." I smiled. "You'll actually be split up in where you'll be staying. The First-years will be staying here, in the Demon Lords castle." I said. "However!" I turned to my friends. "This isn't Ramshackle, and what Barbatos says goes, got it? Behave yourselves." They nodded. "Now, Sebek." I looked at him, placing my hands on his shoulders. "Don't panic."
"What?"
"Malleus," I turned to Malleus, letting Sebek go. "you will be staying at the House of Lamentation with the Demon Brothers."
"I will?"
"Yeah. They're pretty chaotic, and they only have the one guest room. You're the only person I felt could deal with them without completely losing your mind." I laughed a little awkwardly. "Boys, I expect you to treat my friend with respect."
"Yes! Waka-sama is the Crown Prince of Briar Valley." Sebek agreed.
"True." I nodded. "Anyways. The rest of you will be split between two halls. Solomon is in charge of one, and Simeon and Luke are in charge of the other. They will actually determine who goes to which hall."
"I want him!" Luke exclaimed, standing next to Riddle. I pursed my lips.
"Luke." I was trying not to laugh, about to ask a question to him.
"Yes," I paused.
"Nevermind. It's fine with me, Riddle likes sweets anyways." I shook my head a little. "You all can duke out who goes where. But, Jamil needs to stay with Kalim. So those two are a package deal." I explained. "The Festival starts in a few hours, so until then, I guess we can take you guys to your separate living arrangements?" I looked to Barbatos for confirmation.
"I don't see why not."
"Yes!" I exclaimed. "Alright, I'll show the first-years their rooms so that they can put their stuff down and then we can head to the House of Lamentation."
"Why don't we tour the castle first?" Vil asked.
"Because you won't be here that often." I explained. "We can always do the tour of the castle later, but the other living arrangements are a good distance from here, it's just more convenient to do them as soon as we can. Plus, by the time the tours are done, the festival will be getting ready to kick off, and there'll be just enough time for Vil to prepare. Right?"
"That should be correct if the estimations of the time his routine takes is correct." Barbatos nodded.
"Rude." Vil grumbled.
"But accurate." Belphie sighed. "If you're anything like him, then you take forever to get ready."
"Basically the alternate universe version of each other." I nodded.
"What's even going to happen at the festival?" Leona asked.
"Hmm." I hummed, squinting my eyes in thought. "I know there's going to be a lot of food booths, various welcome home themed activities, and a big ball at the end of it, but I didn't do very much of the planning because they insisted it be a surprise."
"That's right!" Asmo latched onto one of my arms, and Mammon threw an arm around my shoulders.
"We planned it all!" Barbatos cleared his throat. "Except for the ball. Barbatos insisted he do that." Mammon corrected.
"Today, tomorrow, and the day after's events will be like a steretypical festival. With lots of games, food, fun, and a few amusement park rides that Diavolo rented." Asmo explained excitedly.
"And booze too!"
"Just to be clear," I added quickly, "the alcohol from the Devildom doesn't affect humans, unsure about beastmen and fae." I made sure they were aware. "If, there is alcohol from the human world, it will be marked. And there will also be nonalcoholic substitutes for those like Luke who are too young, yet will be affected by alcohol from the Devildom."
"Will you be partaking?" Azul asked.
"Not without several powerful demons around me." I smiled knowingly at him. "Don't try it."
"Noted." He nodded.
"Partaking in any alcohol, from the Devildom or otherwise, will be optional, so don't even worry about it." I shrugged.
"That's good to know." Riddle nodded.
"Yes, dealing with over a dozen drunk humans would probably be more chaotic than the actual festival."
"Probably." I agreed with Lucifer cheerfully. "I will be right back, do not leave without me." I waved for the first years to follow me, showing them to the guest quarters.
Though each of them technically had their own room, I knew my friends well enough to know that they were going to spend the majority of their time in each other's rooms or in my room. I left all of them with maps, as this castle can get kind of confusing.
But I marked several places as "Do not go. This place can and will kill you." While that may have been a bit of an exaggeration for some of these places, I also wanted to make sure they didn't cause too much trouble, for Diavolo and Barbatos, but also in case they ever wanted to visit.
I also marked the room I was staying in while they were here. Normally I'd share a room with my lover, but I knew he needed sleep and that my friends would be coming to my room in the middle of the night. Like the little gremlins they are.
After making sure they were aware of the different areas they were not allowed to go under any circumstance. I made sure to really pound that into their heads. I know that they're chaotic, but it's for their safety.
Of course, I'm not an idiot. I know my friends. They're going to try to go there anyways, despite my warnings that it could put their lives in danger. But none of them are nearly as powerful as Barbatos who put up a barrier around the areas that they aren't allowed to go into. Even combined, they won't be able to break a barrier put up by him. If my warning isn't enough to deter them, the fact that they will be physically unable to enter it should.
I made sure that they were all set up in their separate rooms. That everything was where it was supposed to be, and that they were comfortable. And then I made them change out of their dorm uniforms into more casual clothes.
No point in wearing them when not at NRC or their dorms.
All of this took about 20 minutes because they're slow. But once the entire process was done, I led them back to the entrance hall, where everyone else was as well.
"Now that that's done." I sighed approaching the group. "Let's go! I can't wait to show you all around my home town!" I beamed, as I began to lead them all out of the castle.
462 notes · View notes
imagineanime2022 · 11 months
Text
Married Life With The Undateables
Solomon X Reader, Simeon X Reader, Barbatos X Reader, Diavolo X Reader
Requested: Anon
Request: I love your one shots so i have a request. How about married life with the undateables?
Solomon
✨ Being married to Solomon is strange to say the least, there are a large number of people who have asked if there was some kind of love potion involved and Solomon refuses to give them a straight answer. ✨ If you spend time with any of the brothers or anyone else in Devildom really, he will get jealous and it presents itself as sarcastic or sassy comments directed towards the person that you are hanging out with. ✨ Will whisk you away when he thinks that you're taking too long especially if it has something to do with the brothers. ✨ We all know what Solomon’s cooking is like, so about the only thing that you let him do is stir what you're making, he’s under strict instruction not to do anything else. ✨ Solomon will more often than not take care of menial tasks like cleaning or laundry with a spell but when you both have time to do it together he’ll help. ✨ He’s quite handsy so when he’s near you there’s always a hand or an arm around your waist. He likes touching you in some way because that means that when something happens he can pull you out of the way before any harm comes to you. ✨ You talked about kids… Then he pointed to the demon lords and the angel babies and asked if you really needed any. ✨ Values the quiet time that you both get together and the fact that you’ll listen to him talk about spells for hours. ✨ If you get sick, he’ll be the one to look after you, he might enlist the help of Luke to get you some good food but everything else he does on his own, he might internally worry but you’ll never know. ✨ He will seek you out after long days and will offer himself to you when you need him. ✨ Is the type to tease you, if you tell him he looks handsome he’ll run with it and try to make you flustered.
Tumblr media
Simeon
😇 Simeon is probably the easiest person to be married to, he’s respectful, sweet, caring and more often than not will put you before anything else. 😇 He has little use for late shows of affection and much prefers that you tell him on a more intimate level, he doesn’t need everyone else to know that you love him but he does need you to show him. 😇 He is always careful with you no matter whether you are a demon, human or angel like him. Everyone has their weakness and he’s mindful of yours. 😇 You don’t really talk about children because he comes complete with one (Luke), he serves the same purpose even to the point where Simeon had to talk to him before you were married to explain that you weren’t replacing him. 😇 If you tell him that he’s handsome or that his eyes are pretty he’ll turn the compliment on you in an attempt to take the attention away from him and appreciate you all at the same time. 😇 People honestly think you're the cutest couple out there, Simeon holds the door for you, walks on the side of the pavement that is closer to the road, you feed him things when you know that he’s been too busy to eat. 😇 He’ll try and get you whatever you want, he won’t let you go without something that you need. 😇 Helps with any and all chores around the house, he doesn't want you doing that all by yourself, you both share the house after all. 😇 Knows what to do when to get sick (he’s had to look after Luke when he’s sick after all) and he doesn’t panic at all, he gets everything that you need and helps you get better 😇 Hates having to be apart for long periods of time and will often try to get things finished quickly so that he doesn’t have to be away for too long ( he asks Luke to stay with you when he has to be gone for a long time, at least you won’t be lonely.) 😇 He's not a fan of PDA, so never really goes past having a hand on your waist or holding your hand but once you are in the house all bets are off (unless Luke is home too.) 😇 If you like to read Simeon will have you read over drafts of his book and then put you on the acknowledgement page. 😇 Simeon doesn’t really get jealous, he’s happy that you have friends that can keep you company and that you are happy, your happiness is the most important thing to him.
Tumblr media
Barbatos
🫖 Barbatos is probably the best husband anyone could ask for except for the fact that his job demanded most of his attention. 🫖 The most you’ll get from Barbatos in public is a kiss on the forehead but once you're alone, you better be ready to tell him that you want a kiss or even take it because the smirk on his face says that he won’t be giving it to you for free. 🫖 You don’t like him doing the house considering how demanding his job is, you try to get everything done before he gets home. 🫖 You guys cook together all the time, it’s one of the things that he loves to do with you, because he usually ends up slow dancing around the kitchen with you while you wait for the food to cook. 🫖 He plays with your fingers when you are together. 🫖 Looks after you well when you're ill, he even talks to Diavolo about having some time off when he finds out that you're sick. 🫖 He’ll help you with outfits for any events or dinners that you are both invited to. 🫖 You are going to have to be able to look after yourself for the most part because he leaves early and comes home late. 🫖 That being said, when he does see you throughout the day he always checks in to make sure that everything is okay. 🫖 Barbatos is indifferent about children and honestly he’s okay with never having them. If he does have kids he’s okay with 1 or 2 anymore and you might be pushing it a little bit. 🫖 He values that time that you have together and will often worry that there is someone with more time for you out there, he needs only a small amount of reassurance but he’ll never show you, you’ll just have to reaffirm your love every now and again. 🫖 He’s silently jealous and something will happen to the person that you're talking to and you know who is responsible but no one else does. 🫖 Though Barbatos is patient, you should be careful because he is not against punishing you for actions that he deems to far.
Tumblr media
Diavolo
👑 You married the prince of Devildom, you expected this to be easy… You were wrong and it’s not because you are a royal couple about to take over from his father, it’s because he’s a man child. 👑 You literally tag team with Barbatos to get him to do all of the jobs that he needs to. 👑 He loves showing affection no matter where you are or what the occasion is, you have to remind him to tone it down when you are in public or at a meeting of some kind. 👑 Had a throne put in next to his because he won’t have you standing the whole time that you are together. 👑 Doesn't really know anything about house work considering Barbatos does it all for him and most of the time the demon butler has it all done before you’ve even thought about it. 👑 If you're sick he panics and calls Barbatos, he won’t leave your side from the moment that fall sick to the day you get up as if nothing happened. 👑 He’s playful and more often than not, he’ll just randomly lift you or tickle your sides just to hear you laugh. 👑 Will also lift you to help you reach anything that you can’t and carry you places when you get tired. 👑 When you finally get some time to yourself he takes the time to ask about your day and listen to what you have to say, loves it when you massage his head and around his horns. 👑 Sleeps with you laying on top of him, given his size it’d be hard for him to sleep without almost crushing you unless you were the one laying on top of him. 👑 Diavolo loves you with all of his heart and will do anything for you but there’s one thing that you are going to have to figure out together and that’s kids because the king needs an heir.
Tumblr media
Request Here!!
312 notes · View notes
greenteaanon · 1 year
Text
Genshin Character's Opinion on
GenZ Reader
In Genshin SAGAU
¡!Mondstadt edition!¡part 1
This is rotting in my drafts.
____________________________________________
~Amber~
About The Creator:
From what i've been thaught the Creator is Very witty, very wise that they can go up against the God of wisdom in chess and win.
About Reader:
I actually didn't expect them to be so young...and sassy.. especially when they attacked Kaeya like that it honestly made me giggle, they also make pretty dark jokes about plauges, hateful actions, mental illness, I'm not sure if they're ok but they are still the creator.
~Kaeya~
About The Creator:
The Creator is Very Wise and Graceful, No one actually for sure knows how they sound since they've been rumoured to be able to change their voice into anyone.
About the Reader:
...As much as I enjoy being in the presence of the creator...What they said to me Kind of hurt, I know it's true but still it hurts.
~Jean~
About the Creator:
They're the one that fueled my reason to be strong..well apart from Vanessa of course.
About the Reader:
Well...their appearance was unexpected, I feel really bad about hurting them and I don't know how to atone for this
~Lisa~
About the Creator:
I've read so much about them, they're very strong I heard they single handedly wiped out a rebel army in the past...well that's what the books say.
About the Reader:
I didn't expect them to look so young, well they're stunning, I've heard that some of the others have accidentally injured them that is least expected to happen.
~Noelle~
About the Creator:
Everyday I remind myself that their watching me. So, I try my best to Impress them.
About the reader:
I didn't expect Them to Adore my cooking, I was shocked when they asked to taste my tea break pancakes when they first got comfortable in Mondstadt.
~Barbara~
About the creator:
I worship and pray to the creator as well as the anemo archon Barbatos, although their Glow and Holiness is unmatched.
About the Reader:
I honestly didn't expect someone that looks so ordinary to be our creator, But then again I had the Honor to heal them of their injuries.
~Diluc~
About the creator:
They're a figure in society alright, I respect them.
About the reader:
I wonder if they get tired of the constant worship.
~Albedo~
About the Creator:
My original creator, well I personally refer to her as a mother was close to them they were friends as far as I remember.
About the reader:
I honestly thought they were an imposter, I judged too quickly, I assume it's the relationship my creator had with them that caused me to lash out.
~Razor~
About the creator:
Lisa Taught Razor about Creator, Razor Thinks Creator is friend.
About the reader:
Razor likes them, Razor finds them...fun
~Fischl~
About the Creator:
I Fischl, Adores said Creator, For the creator had graced me with their blessing of being the Prinzessin der Verurteilung
Oz: She mean She's thankful for the creator
About the Reader:
They look like a simpleton on the surface but I Fischl knows better to judge from the surface.
~Eula~
About the creator:
Alot of people idolizes them, Even my Family which is Upmost surprising, I of course respect them as I should
About the reader:
They keep telling me I'm a 'Girlboss' whatever that is...
~Mona~
About the Creator:
I really want to take a look at their life...but I shouldn't it's bad..I don't want to get punished for invading their privacy
About the Reader:
They're surprisingly well versed in Astrology, They even told me the Zodiac Signs? They call it in their old world. And what ever a Bones Day is
~Bennett~
About the Creator:
I always pray for them to take away my bad luck. I guess I'm Unlucky that they dint hear my prayers
About the Reader:
They rush into danger..alot, I guess that's cool that they still hang out with me. I guess I'm not that Unlucky anymore, Like the normal amount of unlucky
543 notes · View notes
minced-mangoes · 3 months
Text
Pokemon AU with the Demon Brothers would be pretty cool, with partner pokemon based off of their sin animals,,, Lucifer - A Male Unphezant. It's always out of it's pokeball and tends to perch on his shoulder.
Mammon - Honchkrow (and a large murder of murkrow) who are constantly chattering and picking up shinies
Levi - Wishiwashi, can summon a lot of them. Lotan is a Gyrados
Satan - Rapidash. Also has a Purrloin he's very attached to.
Asmo - Gligar and Scorupi, both of them are used in Pokemon contests, and are spoiled silly by Asmo
Beel - While he of course has a Snorlax (which makes keeping food in the house near impossible) he also has a Ninjask. He didn't have an extra pokeball on hand at it's evolution, so no Shedinja.
Belphie - No duo more iconic than Belphie and his very eepy Tauros. Belphegor is often found asleep atop the Tauros, snuggled into it's mane.
---
Other characters.
Diavolo - I'm straight up just handing him a Haxorus. I know it should be a tyrunt or a garchomp. but the idea of baby Diavolo running about the death forest with a scared out of it's mind Axew is adorable
Barbatos - Two Indeedee, one male and one female. They're often found assisting Barbatos in the kitchen.
Simeon - Togekiss,,, A friendly friend who also caries some very deeply hidden anger.
Luke - He has a Fidough, who he's trying desperately to get to evolve. It has yet to work.
Solomon - Alakazam, plain and simple, which he can mega evolve.
Mephisto - Skuntank. I'm not explaining I just feel like it fits.
Thirteen - Absol. A very very sassy Absol. It's only nice to Thirteen and MC.
Raphael - This angel has a unit of Pawniard, led by a Bisharp. While he technically has only caught the Bisharp, the Pawniard follow wherever it goes.
---
And finally! While of course, each MC would have their own unique starter (I would have a Joltik, most likely)
I'd say the default MC starter is a shiny Mareep, for obvious reasons (pink sheep pink sheep)
58 notes · View notes
sweetfire01 · 10 months
Note
In your opinion, which obey me character is more likely to gove harah punishments snd light punishments
I thought of harsh and light as physical/non-physical punishment, so in my opinion we have:
Harsh: Lucifer Barbatos Satan Simeon
Beel Diavolo Solomon
Light: Mammon Asmo Belphie Levi
The harshest will surely be Lucifer and Barbatos. They are the strictest and do not accept any wrong behavior. You'd be over their knees for just being sassy towards them! Moreover, they're also the type of person who would extend the punishment for a long time. Sassy? You can keep that pacifier tied in your mouth all day, you're not ready to talk. Try to punch them (Ah! You dumb!) ? Hopefully you'll like your new mittens because they won't be taking them off any time soon. Only then they know you've learned your lesson and will act like a good baby.
Satan would be harsh too, though not so often. After all, he's the one pushing you to be a brat most of the time, just to annoy Lucifer. But you want to piss him off instead? Then, after the punishment, you'll be the one pissed. Literally.
Simeon can be very patient, but he has limits too! He try a lighter approach first, explaining you why what you did was wrong. It's his duty as a Daddy and as an angel! But if you still don't listen to him, he'll have no problem resorting to physical punishment, whether it's spanking or caning your hands. There will be something on the fic 👀.
I put Diavolo and Beel separate from the others for one simple reason. They are afraid to use their strength on you. And indeed they are also right. These two are HUGE and if they don't control themselves they could REALLY, REALLY hurt you. A single slap on your butt is enough to make it red. The positive note? It only takes that to make you behave yourself again.
And Solomon doesn't like to harm you, but he is a wizard and he can come up with various uncomfortable punishments. From locking you in an invisible box and watching you grow frustrated, to casting a spell on food so that what you're eating tastes disgusting (Maybe that would make his cooking better), to taking away your voice or weakening your muscles. It's not as bad as getting spanked by an enchanted brush, but not so mild as to make you walk away with a scolding.
For the lighter approach, we obviously have Mammon. If you scare him, for example by going out at night, he might be upset enough to smack you on the butt. But as long as you shed a few tears, he will immediately apologize, hugging you and trying to calm you down. But then, you'll have to hear him ramble about how he was freacking out, how something bad could have happened to you if he wasn't there to take you home… Please, don't make this guy too upset.
Asmo will only go with light punishments, nothing physical. He is NOT leaving any bruises on your body, he would be too horrified if he did. He will use paci, booties, and mittens to punish you, perhaps even tying you to a chair. This one can also be quite bad if you have some comfort object and you can't reach for it. Asmo KNOWS how much you want your blanket or stuffie, but not now! Maybe if you listened to it in the first place, you wouldn't be punished right now, mh? Oh well, don't worry, Asmo will let you out as soon as he's done getting ready to go shopping. And he wants to hear an apology as soon as he removes your paci, m'kay?
Belphegor is always tired and now he has to punish you? No, thanks. He can manage to give you a couple of smacks if you've done something serious, but more often he will put you to sleep. It's not like you're going to get yourself into any more trouble if you're asleep, right?
Levi is probably so insecure about how to punish you, he say something like "uh, well, try not to do that again next time". The End. He doesn't know at all what he should do: He could spank you but he's afraid it's a fitting punishment, he could hurt you too much and obviously he doesn't want to make you cry. He may ask you to go to the corner, but if you tell him you don't want to…Hell, what can he do? That's why he prefers the others to handle you in these cases
93 notes · View notes
Text
About the Replaced!MC Au...
A replaced MC AU where the usual stuff happens, Diavolo invites a new human exchange student, the brothers forget about you little by little, yadi yadi yada-
BUT THIS TIME! Instead of MC being either a depressed, self-harming selfless human who dies at the end, or being a badass, non-caring, sassy human who hangs out with the side characters...this MC is fuming. In my case, my sweet and cute MC that doesn't seem like she would cause harm...is a half-succubus, some-percent angel, human with a magical history, and to add on Solomon's training? Boom, one of the most powerful beings in the three worlds. Not to mention how she is secretly malicious and petty? How good she hides all of her disgusting sides? You really think she is going to let this go?
You think she is going to roll over and die, so this new student can take over all the handwork she put into that damn broken family?
HA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
OF COURSE NOT!!! What bad boys, pushing their master to the side for some other human… Is her soul not the purest? Is she not the most powerful? Did she not help them?
Oh, what foolish demons~! BAD BOYS!!! SIT!!!!!!!!!!!
What is your MC waiting for? Is their 'moral compass' stopping them? There is nothing wrong with putting it to the side, after all, you are punishing bad behaviour of your demons! You still have their pacts!~ Don't be a fool, make them sit through the torture of a recording of all your happy moments, followed by all the naughty things they said to you~! Isolate them like they did to you! It can't be so bad if they did it to you, treat others how you want to be treated! That's how the saying goes, right? Go crazy! Insult them? Everything they told you, give it to them back tenfold! Guilt? Remind them of every wrong they did: hurt you! Terrified you! TRIED TO KILL YOU AND SUCCEED!!! Deprive them of their sins! Or make them worse! No food? No sleep? No luxuries? No sex? Go for it! Oh, did you know that MC is quite popular in Devildom? Well...why not record having 'special' time with your fans? And show it to your dear pets of how good behaviour looks like~ Make sure to record them too, so they always heave a reminder for whenever they misbehave~ Leave them as broken, blubbering messes, they will be good? They won't leave you? Forgive them please? Love them again please! LoveMeLoveMeLoveMeLoveMeLoveMeLoveMeLoveMeLoveMeLoveMeLoveMeLoveMeLoveMe-
But of course, if you still want them with their wonderful personalities and not as broken dolls, don't break them completely! Just enough to know not to mess with you!~
Diavolo will forgive you, of course he would! Unlike those traitors, he actually wouldn't want anyone but you! And you are doing the justified thing of punishing them since they disobeyed their master! He will even provide his torture chambers! Barbatos doesn't mind serving you tea and pastries as you go on with your countless sessions, he also quite loves you, of course~ And the new student? Oh them, well depending on how they behaved, if they didn't mean any harm and had no idea, they can go back home with a warning, but if this was their plan the entire time? To embarrass you? To absolutely humiliate you and take your precious, precious, family? Oh what fun you can have with them! You can torture them as well! In another room! Make it as painful as possible! Make them wish they never tried to mess with you! MAKE THEM WISH THEY WERE DEAD! And now? You can either kill them, or put a curse on them to make their torture to last for entirety!
Or...Or better yet~
Put them in a room, and release your beloved pets on them, the student could beg them to help their poor little human, to kill you because clearly you are a psycho! But they won't hear a single thing~ Finally getting proper training, they realize they're wrong, how they should have always been on your side. And how they will gain back your praise and affection if this student was disposed of! And so, the next thing you hear throughout the night is painful screaming and the sound of shredding flesh and bones!
And the next thing they know, they are chatting in the cafeteria as usual, mocking and playing with each other like nothing was wrong, how nothing bad ever happened. The new human exchange student? Who? They know to act dumb, since that person has been wiped out of history. After the questions stop, and the lower demons leave. Mammon would look back at you with his puppy grin, eyes full of love and adoration, asking if they did good, and of course, you will look at them sweetly with a soft smile on your lips.
“Of course you did, my good boys~”
Everyone should know not to poke a lamb, they might have sharp teeth under that cute muzzle of theirs~ But of course that will never happen! We know how much they love you, they couldn't bear to live without you! So no need to think too hard about it okay~? It was just a joke~!
852 notes · View notes
raydom-gamer · 1 year
Text
Am I the only one who feels like MC in obey me shall we date at times probably gets frustrated with the demons and their tomfoolery. If I was MC I would have toddler trapping procedures.
Diavolo is misbehaving well now he's trapped in a corner surrounded by pickles until he finishes the stacked paperwork that I put on the floor and if he doesn't finish it by dinner time the rest of the pickles in the jar is his meal and will be his meal for every meal until he finishes his paperwork or his jar.
Leviathan floods the house again well I guess he just gets locked out of his bedroom.
Asmodeus is being a little too sassy well guess who gets all of his nail polish confiscated and is forced to walk around with chipped fingered nail paint on his hands until he apologizes.
I don't know what Barbatos would do to be punished but don't think I'm not above trapping him in a small room and cornering him in the T pose for dominance position with a rat in each hand.
Cuz if you out crazy the crazy people the crazy people leave you alone.
115 notes · View notes
luxthestrange · 2 years
Text
Obey me!Memes #168
Tumblr media
Swing swing motherf*cker swing~
406 notes · View notes
sassykattery · 2 years
Text
Lunatic Punishment, Pt. 1
Welcome Sinners to Sassy's Kinktober. This post is prompted by the word "Punishment."
Synopsis: What was Lucifer's punishment for everyone in Chapter 38?
Warnings: spoilers for chapter 38, I kept things fairly vague but still wanted to put it up here.
CW: afab bodied reader. Reader wears a skirt. No pronouns used. Explicit description of sexual acts (fingering, cunnilingus). Explicit description of female genitalia. Praise kink. Exhibitionism. Voyeurism.
Pairing: Lucifer x F! Reader (intimate scene, intimate relationship could be implied but not explicitly stated)
For those wondering, this is one of two fics I wrote and affectionately referred to as "unhinged." Hope you enjoy.
Characters: MC="you", Lucifer, Diavolo, Solomon, Barbatos
18+ only
Minors and ageless blogs DNI
Part 2 Here
Enjoy~
Tumblr media
Lucifer knocked on your bedroom door. You called for entry, and he slipped in quietly, closing the door behind him.
"There's something I'd like to discuss with you," Lucifer stated softly. You turned from your place at your table, putting your pen down and abandoning your homework to hear the demon out.
"Yes? Did I do something?" You asked nervously.
"On the contrary. I need your assistance in punishing everyone after I got my memory back, some hiding things from me, and their behavior while I was in such a state."
"Oh... what do I need to do?" You asked curiously.
"Ah, so you will help me then," he confirmed.
"Diavolo and Solomon hid things, rather important things, from me too that I'm not too happy about," you confessed. Lucifer gave you a dark smirk and nodded.
"I have a plan," the demon stated.
-
The next day.
"Good evening," Diavolo said, walking into the common room with Barbatos following. No one looked particularly happy to be there, even the Demon Prince looked rather apprehensive. Solomon had a strained looked on his face too.
Lucifer finally walked into the room shortly after the prince, keeping his face stony and cold. "Take a seat everyone," he ordered sternly. You followed behind Lucifer and stood beside him. Diavolo, Barbatos, and Solomon sat in the sofas around the room as you and Lucifer stood before them.
"MC? What are you doing here?" Diavolo asked. "Surely, Lucifer isn't punishing you too?"
"Oh no, MC here will be administering the punishment along with me," Lucifer stated, looking down at you with a small smirk.
A chair appeared behind Lucifer and he sat down. You perched yourself on his lap and he whispered, "Just as we discussed. And please tell me when you've had enough."
Lucifer materialized a sealed container and spoon in his hand for you. He peeled the container lid back and fed you its contents. Immediately, Diavolo and Barbatos shifted around, realizing what it was.
"Lucifer! Don't!" Diavolo tried to get up from his seat, but he couldn't move away. Everyone started to move around too but found they were magically glued to their spots on the sofas.
You savored the Lunatic Pudding's flavor, and it was as good as you remembered. Once it was completely consumed, all two demons in front of you were squirming as it took effect.
"You don't really plan on using this as our punishment?" Solomon asked.
"I can, and I will," Lucifer stated. "This is your punishment, for either lying or hiding things from MC and I."
Lucifer whispered something into your hair, and then Solomon's eyes widened. Lucifer knew the puddings effects wouldn't affect Solomon, but a spell allowing him to smell your pheromones would.
"And how are you not affected by this? And what of your brothers?" Barbatos asked, a small bead of sweat rolling down his temple as he tried to maintain his composure.
"Oh, I am, and they'll get their punishment later. Now it's time for the fun part," Lucifer stated.
He then turned you to fully straddle his lap, facing him, and you balanced your hands on his shoulders as he kissed you fiercely. One hand gently grasped the back of your neck and the other cupped your cheek.
There were small groans heard throughout the room.
"Ah... You're so sweet my precious human," Lucifer muttered to you, his deep voice like music to your ears. After several minutes of you two making out, his hands traveled downward and grabbed handfuls of your ass.
A small moan escaped your lips and a flush of heat graced your cheeks. This punishment was one that would continue to become more and more unbearable for your victims as you became more turned on, releasing more of your sweet scent to everyone nearby.
"I think we've learned our lesson," Solomon stated, sounding tense.
"No, I don't think so," Lucifer replied. He then turned you to face your audience, setting your legs on the outside of his, and he spread them out. He pulled his glove off and his hand slipped under your skirt and trailed downward to gently massage his fingers into your folds over your underwear. Everyone could see the slow movements underneath the fabric.
Your head fell back at his ministrations and rested on his shoulder, hips twitching and jaw falling just slightly slack.
Lucifer then snuck his hand under your underwear and began to run a finger over the slit, feeling your slick start to coat your outer lips and his finger. Gently, he pressed in and rubbed large circles into your folds, eventually narrowing down on your clit and tightening the circle.
"Ah! Hng... Lucifer," you moaned. Everyone else squirmed and groaned, unable to pull their eyes off of you.
Lucifer sat up and whispered into your ear, only for you to hear. "You're my good little human, right? You are doing such a good job. I can't wait to reward you later when it's just you and me. I'll make you cum over and over, until you want me to stop," he murmured. Immediately more slick dripped out and covered his fingers as it began to get everywhere. He made you such a mess. "That's my good human. You make me so proud. You are so wonderful for me," he added quietly.
You moaned even louder as he found just the right pace to rub your clit, making your hips grind all over his lap. You spread your legs out further and leaned back into his chest, so everyone could just barely see his hand rotating around as he played with your clit in the shadows under your skirt and between your thighs.
"M-more," you whimpered. There were a chorus of grunts in the room.
"More? Anything for you," Lucifer whispered. One of his fingers slid downwards toward your entrance, gently prodding it, feeling it suck him in. Obliging you, he sank in slowly, causing your back to arch.
"Lucifer, I think that's enough," Diavolo growled, keeping his gaze on your lust-filled eyes.
"Only when MC says it's enough," Lucifer replied, watching your form. The entire time, Lucifer only kept his gaze on you, taking in your squirms, twitches, moans, all of it. His digit slid all the way into your heat and gently rubbed your soaked walls. Oh how your pheromones filled the room, and every person in there was on edge to snatch you up and have you for themselves. Lucifer relished in having you like this when no one else could.
"Ohhh... oh Lucifer..." you moaned, grinding your ass into his erection. Your eyes fluttered closed as you focused on the sensations below. "Just... Just like that," you whined, rocking your hips faster.
"Is that it? Is that your sweet spot?" He asked, pressing his finger gently into your g-spot and pumping it in and out of your cunt. "You're being so good. Look at them, all begging for even just a sliver of your attention," Lucifer groaned into your ear. He flipped your skirt up, showing everyone his hand moving languidly underneath your underwear, barely leaving much to the imagination.
Your eyes fluttered open once more to look at your audience. If you looked close enough, you could see their erections straining against the crotch of their pants.
"Poor things," you rasped, a cheeky smile forming at the corners of your lips. Lucifer chuckled as well, and then inserted a second finger into your pussy, and how joyous you sounded to be filled up like that, gyrating your hips to how it felt best for you.
"That's it, ride my fingers. Make yourself feel good in front of them," Lucifer commanded in a deep, sultry tone. He kissed your temple and kept watch of your body rolling on top of his lap.
"Ahh-ha... Lucifer... I'm-hngh, I'm close," you whined, feeling that knot in your abdomen tighten up as the pleasure began to build quickly.
"Are you going to cum in front of everyone? My, how devious. Should we even let them see you? Do they deserve it?" Lucifer asked menacingly.
"They s-should see, knowing it-it's not them making m-me cum," you replied, your words breaking as you got closer and closer to your high. You could hear several different pitchy whines when you said that.
"I believe you're right," he groaned. He pumped his fingers faster and thumbed your clit. His mouth pressed firmly against your neck, biting and giving kitten licks to stimulate you further. His free hand grabbed your breast and massaged it, tweaking your nipple over your shirt and bra.
"Ah! Oh- oh fuck, right there," you cried, tears pricking your eyes. "Yes yes yes!"
You crashed and fell into your orgasm, legs twitching and hips bucking as the high took you up and beyond fathomable pleasure. Your walls tightened and creamed around his fingers, and your loud moans filled the room along with the chorus of whines and grunts from your audience.
Coming down from the crash, you relaxed back into Lucifer's torso, catching your breath as he very slowly still pumped his fingers in and out and gently rubbed your sensitive clit. Your climax laced the room with your pheromones, and it was so strong that nearly everyone there was bursting at the seams to get a hold of you.
"Please stop, Lucifer, we're sorry," Solomon nearly whined, rubbing his hand over his face.
"Yes, Lucifer, we apologize for everything," Diavolo groaned, his eyes still locked on your form. "I think we've been taught our lesson."
"What do you think, MC? Have they learned?" Lucifer asked quietly. Your eyes fluttered open. This was your opportunity to turn back or continue the torture. Your core chose the latter.
"No, I don't believe they have," you replied, a wicked but tired smirk playing on your lips. You heard displeasured groans across the room.
Lucifer gently withdrew from your core and out from your underwear, bringing his fingers up to his mouth to taste your essence. "MC, you really are divine," he groaned. "Might I have a taste?"
That was another cue, and you nodded. Carefully, you stood and traded places, sitting back in the chair and he sank down to his knees on the floor in front of you, facing you. His form kept everyone else from seeing you from the waist down as he pushed your skirt up and pulled your underwear down around your ankles. Spreading your legs wide, more of your sweet scent infiltrated the room.
"So sweet, you are so delicious," Lucifer said, bringing his head low between your thighs. He kissed the plush inner part of them, gently kneading your lower thighs with his hands as he kept your legs open. His head kept everyone else from seeing your cunt on display, for his eyes only. "You look so perfect. May I eat you out?" He asked, looking up at you with his lustful crimson eyes.
"Please," you whined, feeling his hot breath on your core. He hummed in reply and gave your lips a gentle swipe of his tongue. His hands drew up to your upper thighs and held your legs as wide open as possible as he buried his face into your sacred space. Your back straightened from the jolts of electricity as he immediately found your clit with his tongue.
"Ahh hah- oh, oh my," you moaned. You brought your head down and looked ahead at everyone with a lazy smile. "If you all had just told the truth, this wouldn't be happening," you said, and then yelped as Lucifer sucked on your clit, causing more of your slick to drip.
"Right- right there," you gasped as his tongue took fast, narrow swipes at your clit. He brought up two fingers that slid right into your pussy. "Fuck," you whispered. He hummed against your core, creating more wonderful bursts of pleasure for you.
Deciding to employ further torture, you looked at each person in the room dead in the eyes as you moaned, whined, keened, and cried out your pleasure.
Diavolo's brows furrowed deeply. He hated having to hide anything from you or Lucifer, and he didn't think it was quite fair when it was for your safety. He also felt incredibly guilty for drinking in the sight of you cumming. He wanted to replay that image again and again. Though, what he really wanted was to pick you up and take you far from anyone's reach and ravish you himself. Barbatos bit his lip, feeling guilty, having known the truth about everything all along, and he would apologize to you both for as long as it took. He wasn't beneath his own desires either, as your scent infiltrated his lungs, making him fight against his more rational mind. Solomon held his hand over his mouth. He didn't want to keep any of this from you, but he couldn't risk the three realms falling apart even more if he had told you. Though, he supposed maybe it was wrong to make that decision for you. He never imagined how sweet you could smell either, and now that smell was all he could think about. He also realized there was magic barring any of them from teleporting or trying to use their own to escape this torture.
"Lucifer, please, don't stop," you whined, tossing your head back while bucking your hips into his face. He pumped his fingers into you faster, grazing that sweet spot deep inside of you. He lapped away at your creamy juices, the slurping and wet noises creating even more tension in the room for everyone watching.
"Ooooh- oh! I'm- I'm gonna-" you finally cried out, unable to finish your sentence before another crash of pleasure hit you, your walls contracting down around his fingers, more of your cum dripping out for him to lap up. The room was absolutely flooded with the smell of your orgasm and pheromones. You squirmed and trembled as each wave overtook you, making you numb to any coherent thoughts.
"So, so good for me, MC," Lucifer praised. He continued to clean up every last drop of your essence. "You're perfect."
Once you came down from the high, you slumped back and rested your head back against the chair as your breathing slowed, and reality slipped slowly back into your consciousness.
Lucifer sat up onto his knees and caressed your face, watching you closely. "Done?" He asked. You sighed and barely nodded. He pressed a wet kiss against your lips, allowing you to taste yourself. "Thank you, let's get you home." He tidied you up, pulling your underwear up for you and adjusting your skirt so there wasn't a pleat out of place.
"MC thinks you all have learned your lesson," Lucifer announced, getting to his feet and turning toward everyone. Some had beads of sweat rolling down their temples, others gasping themselves. He stood in front of you so they could no longer see you. "I hope you all have learned something here."
Lucifer then turned and helped you to stand, pulling you to his side to face everyone again.
"You're free to go," he said, and just as everyone was free from the spell that kept them in their seats, you and Lucifer teleported home. Everyone lunged forward, only to find you were gone, to their disappointment.
Just because you said they were done with their punishment, didn't mean Lucifer thought they were.
------
I hope you all enjoyed! There will be a part 2 sometime in the future ♡
Thanks for reading!
Post made by sassykattery. Do not repost. Reblogs and comments appreciated.
274 notes · View notes
Text
So… Genshin ships, huh?
Here’s mine.
(They’re numbered but everything past #1 gets scrambled depending on the day and the feels).
XIAOVEN. It’s my Genshin OTP. I got into the game because of these two pretty much. Individually, I adore their stories, their VAs, all their scenes, everything. And then you want to put them together?? Count me all in. (Plus, I’m grabbing onto the scraps that Xiao wants to meet Barbatos in canon 👉👈)
CYNARI. This popped up so recently but my love is growing rapidly. I love Tighnari’s sassiness. I love Cyno’s dual personality of a stoic guy with dad jokes. They have an adopted child. They have BANTER. Need I say more?
SHENJIN. Grew on me SO much. I love a stoic Shenhe and an overactive and over-thinker Yun Jin making it work. I kinda see Yun Jin as the female version of Venti, but a little more… self-aware? Self-conscious? Assertive? Just more of something. So short girl trying to pick up the tall beauty? Hell yes.
VENLUMI/LUMIVEN. All right, OTP aside, I love most ships with Venti. You could slide into my dms, say, “Hey Banter, what do you think of [random character] x Venti?” And I’d probably be A-Ok with it and start brainstorming headcanons for them (y’know, just don’t give me a child character ship). I’m so easily swayed. That being said, Lumine’s (mostly headcanoned) sassy, headstrong, and almost stoic personality mixed with a sly, teasing Venti (who gets easily flustered/vulnerable sometimes) is my absolute jam in f/m ships so you can bet this one runs in my mind rent-free. Plus, the whole “my warrior” pet name business? MMMM.
DILUVEN/ZHONGVEN. Okay, I know these are totally separate ships but I’m going to put them together because I gotta get my favorite Venti ships out of the way and explain that I do see these two on the same level, but love them for very different reasons. So, Diluven is—hot, but also just. Tragic. Mortal and immortal? Count me in. The whole business where Venti calls Diluc Master? (A translation thing and it’s just Venti being respectful but it’s still hot). Zhongven, on the other hand, has banter. Old friends. Immortal and immortal yearning. Tragedy ending, tense beginning. Lots of potential. Yeah.
And that’s pretty much it for ships I actively seek out.
But there’s some that I either want to get into more or am curious about. Let’s list a couple:
Albether—two blondes together? Very calm and gentle personalities? Aether is adorable? Interested.
Jeanlisa—witch and knight. Also, I like the potential for a mature romance from them, you know? They’re both responsible adults, so I don’t think there’d be much shyness here, just the existential questions to explore this really deep, intimate relationship and whether or not they have the capacity to put their all in it with Jean’s responsibilities and Lisa’s half-cut life. It’s really nice for it to be so. Adult.
Yanlan—Assassin and lawyer? Is Yanfei completely oblivious or does she… help? Fun, fun potential aus.
Eimiko—They’ve got banter. I really like Yae’s design and both of their personalities. I see political aus abound with these two.
Thomato—aside from the adorable name, I like the dynamics of this ship. Housekeeper and lord. Awesome.
That’s all for now. There’s others but… I’m not super invested as of now.
Though, I wish I could get into ships with Kaeya, Gorou, and Heizou, but I can’t seem to get into the ships with these three. Maybe if I actually read a good fic on them or something. Idk, recommendations for any ships listed (or new ships) are welcome!
171 notes · View notes
misc-obeyme · 1 month
Note
I don't know why but I imagine my allergies (pollen, grass, outside)in the devildom to either be nearly non existent or be absolute hell (no pun intended). From what I know hell grows a lot of plants despite not having sunlight needed to grow them. Meaning either the pollen doesn't affect humans, the plants don't have pollen, or Mc aka me is sneezing every five seconds when they don't take their allergy medicine. Diavolo would probably laugh at me as he hands me a napkin and Barbatos would be a sassy little shit say I told you to take your medicine.
What do you think though? (I think Tumblr ate like two of my asks)
Bows for barb
Oh dear, yes, I'm afraid Tumblr has been eating my asks recently. This isn't the first time someone has expressed as much! So to everyone who has sent me an ask: as of this moment, this ask I'm currently answering is the only one I have in my ask box. So if you've sent me something and I haven't responded yet, please send it again!
My usual turn around time for asks is one to two days, which can increase to three to four if I have a lot of asks. But any longer than that and I probably just never got it. :(
Anyway, I don't have allergies at all, but the rest of my family does. And I suspect that it could go either way, too. It's exactly like you said: somehow the plants there grow without sunlight? So who knows what that could mean for them and allergens.
I also agree with the reactions of Diavolo and Barbatos lol. Dia would be like humans are so adorable!! Barbatos probably also just has some of your medication on him because I think he'd be prepared for such a scenario. He probably knows you well enough to know if you regularly forget to take it or just think you don't need it lol.
I also think Barbatos probably knows exactly what you're allergic to. Diavolo has tea in the garden a lot, but I think Barbatos would straight up move the tea spot if he knew there were a lot of plants around there that make you sneeze.
18 notes · View notes
imagineanime2022 · 1 year
Text
Affection With The Undateables
Solomon X Reader Simeon X Reader Diavolo X Reader Barbatos X Reader
Requested: Anon
Request: Can I ask for how would Solomon, Simeon, Diavolo, and Barbatos show affection?
Solomon
✨ Solomon is and always has been a sassy human, he takes every opportunity to show everyone that you belong to him, especially the demon brothers. ✨ There’s always an arm around your waist or looped with yours, he basically touches you every chance that he gets when people were watching. ✨ could take or leave physical affection when you were alone and often let you set the pace for the time that you spent together, he valued a good conversation just as much as sitting in each other's embrace. ✨ Solomon is a very smart man, when you ask him a question he’ll answer you in a way he knows you’ll understand. ✨ He’ll learn your routine and note all the things that you forget so that he can give you whatever you’ve forgotten. ✨ Solomon would teach you protection spells because he couldn’t always be with you, he’d teach you offensive or defensive depending on what you wanted, even if he wanted you to be on the moer offensive side. ✨ Solomon would only help you study if he knew that you didn’t understand it, he watches you a lot in class and if he can tell your not paying attention, he’ll leave you to struggle for a little while before handing over his notes (but honestly he already knows this stuff so there is a lack of basic knowledge in those pages) ✨ On days when you don’t really see each other very much, he’ll appear near you and steal you away, you both end up back in his room where he’ll explain why he’s been pretty much non-existent in your life and sometimes show you. If you were the one that was busy. ✨ There were very few people that he was happy to leave you all but in the event that he’s going to be unreachable he’d always leave you with Simeon and Luke, he knew that you’d be safer with them then with the demon brothers and the trouble they often got you in. ✨ Solomon loved having you stay at Purgatory Hall and would often make sure that you stayed too late to actually leave, forget actually just asking you to stay. ✨ Solomon will use pet names on occasion, usually ‘love or sweetheart’.
You had come over to study with Solomon before the big test the next day, you had tried to leave on a few occasion, the first one stopped by him offering you something eat before you go, the second by him convincing you to watch the new episode with Luke before you left at least then you won’t have to worry about making time for it during the busy exam week.
Now you stood as the credits rolled and stretched “alright I really have to go.” You mumbled walking over to where he was sitting, he looked up at you and shook his head.
“You’ll have to stay.” He answered and you looked at him and frowned.
“Why is that?” You asked.
“It’s too late for you to leave now.” He answered, pulling you over so that you could see out of the window.
“You did this on purpose didn’t you?” You asked.
“Did what?” He asked pulling you closer, you gently started to run your fingers through his hair.
“I’ve tried to leave 3 times now.” you informed.
“Three are you sure?” He asked a small smirk on his face as he pulled you back towards his room.
“You could just ask me to stay, I’m more than happy to stay with you.” You informed him as you followed after him.
“Oh really?” he asked as he closed the door “well then get comfortable, it’s too late for you to be going anywhere.” 
“Well thank you for caring.” You smirked, turning the conversation completely but he didn’t miss a beat. Instead he leaned over and pressed a kiss to the side of your head.
“Your welcome love.” He smiled.
Tumblr media
Simeon
😇 Simeon was new to relationships for the most part but his inexperience didn’t show, he was careful and considerate of you, he made sure that you were happy with something before agreeing to it. 😇 He texted you every morning to make sure that you were awake and that you had eaten something, if you hadn’t he’d bring something for you to eat when you meet up with him before class. 😇 He got your important dates written down somewhere to make sure that you remembered and had everything that you needed. 😇 He’d never tell you what to do but always wanted you to direct him, if you didn’t like something he wanted you to tell him. 😇 Physical affection was something that was reserved for when you were alone, mostly because he travelled with Luke most of the time, 😇 Luke saw you both as mum and dad with how protective you were of him. 😇 If you initiate affection of any kind, he won’t push you away or stop you, PDA isn’t something that he initiates but he’s not against it when Luke isn’t around. 😇 Simeon trusted you to know when a situation was too much for you, he made sure that he was always available if you needed him. 😇 Has walked away from a conversation with Lucifer because he’s seen you in trouble, no explanation just gone. 😇 Calls you ‘angel’ even though he’s the angel. 😇 You're the only other person he trusts to look after Luke, he’d often leave you both at Purgatory Hall while Luke is baking when he needs to do something. 😇 Simeon often looks for you when he needs a break from everything and that means hiding in your room away from people demanding things from him.
You were laying on your bed scrolling through your phone when there was a knock at your door “come in!” You called, you assumed that it was Lucifer considering none of the others actually knocked on your door anymore, you glanced up for a second but the colour schemes didn’t match and that caused you to look back again. “Simeon!” You cheered, throwing your phone down as you sat up, you managed to get to your knees before he basically fell on you, head pressed into your shoulders and arms wrapped around you.
“Hey Angel.” He mumbled, tightening his grip on you.
“Are you okay?” You asked.
“Just tired.” He answered, you smiled as you pulled him onto the bed with you.
“Where did you leave Luke?” You asked.
“He was baking at home, he’ll be fine.” He mumbled, it was then that you realised that he must have been really tired, he never left Luke alone unless it was a really dire situation.
“What happened?” You asked.
“Just finished a few things that needed clearing up.” He explained and you looked at him and gently started running your hands through his hair.
“You're too nice.” You sighed.
“Would you have me say no to everyone?” He asked.
“If that would make you happier.” You said softly.
“You make me happy.” He answered, you looked at him and smiled, he moved his head until he could catch your eyes, he leaned up and pressed a kiss to your lips “can we stay like this for a little while?” 
“Sure we can, no one is going to come looking for you here.” You shrugged and he sighed, settling down as you grabbed your phone and continued to scroll, you were pretty sure he fell asleep after 5 minutes of silence but you didn’t mind.
Tumblr media
Diavolo
👑 Diavolo grabbed you every chance that he got, if you were close enough then he was touching you. 👑 Honestly even if you are sitting on his lap you're not close enough, he doesn’t care who is looking and a lot of the time you remind him that he has to tone it down. 👑 You are his plus one to everything, he never leaves you alone, he’ll always be found whispering things in your ear as you giggle about what he said. 👑 Doesn’t care what other people think about the relationship, he’ll tell everyone about how amazing you are and that they just have to meet you the next time that schedule allows it. 👑 He’s the one to come to your rescue whenever something bad seems to happen, he knows you're in trouble and stops a problem before it arises. 👑 Buys everything that you want even if you tell him not to, he doesn’t hear the word no, you're pretty sure he doesn’t know what it means. 👑 New outfit for every event. 👑 Has you sat in the throne with him, no questions asked just pulls you onto his lap no matter the situation or people present. 👑 More touchy when it’s just you (if that was possible.) or he’s with Barbatos or Lucifer. 👑 Gets you a little necklace with a crown on it and promises you a real one when the time is right. 👑 Celebrates literally every small accomplishment, no matter how small.
You don't even know how he found out about it before you did, Diavolo had told you that he had a surprise for you and that you should meet him after school but now that you had finished your day you knew what he was surprising you for. You couldn’t help but smile when you looked at him. “You seem happy.” You said as you walked toward him.
“As do you,” He smiled before taking your hand,he walked you over to his limo, you both got in and you assumed that you were heading back to the castle.
“So where are we going?” You asked.
“Barbatos has prepared a lovely dinner for both of us.” He answered.
“Any reason for that?” You asked.
“I believe you got the highest score in your most recent paper.” He leaned over, pressing a kiss to your cheek.
“On human relations?” You asked. “I think I should know about that.” 
“You still scored the highest.” He dismissed your comment “it is cause for celebration.” 
“If you had your way everything I did would be cause for celebration.” You argued and he turned to you.
“Is that wrong?” He asked.
“Well no, people just don’t make sure a big deal back home.” You answered honestly and he smiled.
“Well then I will while you are here.” He promised.
“You really don’t need to.” you mumbled.
“Oh but I do.” He teased as he started to tickle your sides and unfortunately there was nowhere for you to go.
Tumblr media
Barbatos
🫖 Barbatos had a job to do but he actively made time for you, asking Diavolo to give him a day for you (which he was more than happy to provide). 🫖 You guys were like an old married couple sometimes, he knew what you were going to say before you said it. 🫖 He watches mischief take over your face and every time he would warn you against doing whatever you were thinking but he is always there for the fallout. 🫖 His ability allowed him to see when you were going to be in trouble and help you the best way that he could. 🫖 He stocked up on human medicines and bandages for times when you would need them even if they were few and far between. 🫖 He knew a lot of things and you would often get him to teach you things, he’d get also ask you to teach him things from your realm as well 🫖 When he was close to you he’d often have his tail wrapped around your leg or waist, it meant that his hands were always free if he needed them and most people didn’t notice the public display of affection. 🫖 He was full of excuses for why you couldn’t go somewhere if you really didn’t want to go, he never questioned you. 🫖 Calls you ‘darling’ all the time. 🫖 He often said thank you for literally no reason and you’d ask him why and he’d just say you reminded him to slow down. 🫖 Sometimes you’ll just catch him smiling at you and you’ll raise an eyebrow but there was only one time that he explained himself.
You had been helping Barbatos clean up after a large dinner, he told you that you didn’t need to help him but you weren’t having it, instead you cleaned the table while he cleaned the dishes and put them away. You turned as you finished cleaning the table and smiled as you saw him. “Are you okay?” You asked.
“Of course.” He answered and you frowned.
“Then what are you looking at, did I miss something?” You asked.
“No, everything is fine.” He answered as he walked over, his tail latching onto you the moment that he was close enough. You raised an eyebrow and he smiled.
“I was just thinking about all the possibilities.” He mumbled.
“Mmm.” You hummed waiting for him to continue.
“You could have chosen anyone else but you chose me.” He answered.
“Who wouldn’t choose you?” You asked.
“I don’t think you want me to answer that.” He leaned in closer.
“Well thank you for choosing me.” You pressed a quick kiss to his lips “hah I got there first this time.” 
“Maybe I just saw how happy it would make you.” Barbatos teased.
“Did you?” You asked.
“What do you think?” He asked.
“You're never going to tell me are you?” You asked and he shrugged before taking the cloth from your hands.
“It’s late, let's get some rest.” He suggested.
“One day I’ll catch you off guard.” You warned him.
“I’m sure you will.” He said softly taking your hand and leading you back to your room.
Tumblr media
Request Here!!
154 notes · View notes