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SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 7 IN TWISTED WONDERLAND
You know now that it's Canon that Malleus came from an egg and he was hatched dragon shaped. That made me have the thought what if Sebek was hatched from an egg but when he hatched, he was human shaped.
You know how much that would fuck his mother up being a crocodile fae and there's just a green haired baby sitting in an eggshell very confused. Sebek's mother is yelling trying to figure out why this one offspring is human shaped while Sebek's father is trying to calm her down and explain that human babies come out human shaped.
All the while Sebek just sitting there like:
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I'm sorry even in the new update they made him into even more of a neck beard person. Like him bitching that him and his father and his grandfather and his great-grandfather were all blacksmiths. Like blacksmiths are fucking cool. Plus have you ever seen the muscles on a blacksmith they are chef's kiss.
Clint is just going to be one of the unredeemable characters like Lewis. He has a lot going for him he just keeps throwing his pity party for himself cuz he doesn't want to put in any work unless he is someone to blame for it failing (aka the famer).
Example if you get to the 10 heart event with Emily he has his chance to ask her out but instead he walks out the door only to come back to see the farmer at Emily making out. Like you had so many chances that the farmer set you up to get Emily to date him but didn't actually want to put in any work to do it.
I understand that he is literally the town's nice guy who doesn't why women don't just throw themselves on to him. In fact that should be pointed out given Shane is a romantical character and he is a man living with his aunt with his goddaughter that he barely takes care of works a minimum wage job just to drink his money away.
And the game said he's more of a suitable dateable character than clint.
I'm glad that this particular farmer married Emily so that she could enjoy happiness or having a bunch of kids that this character plans on sacrificing one of the two.
lmao i married emily
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Malleus x female Yuu
When a girl gives a scrunchie.
Yuu: Here use this. *Proceeds to put a scrunchie around his wrist.*
Malleus: Why thank you child of man. *Thinking it's so he can tie his hair back for PE class.*
Later that day
Malleus proceeds to walk around while people whisper about him a little more openingly than normal. Pop music Club walks out of the band room.
Malleus: Good day to all of you have you finished with your music?
Kamil: Hello, Malleus! Yes, we've made some progress on our latest performance. Isn't that right guys?
*Cater and Lilia says nothing as they both are eyeing the scrunchie.*
Cater: Hey, Mal Mal. Where'd you get that? "Points at scrunchie.*
Malleus: Oh, the child of man gave me this.
*Cater and Lillian looks at each other and a silently nods.*
Cater: So you know when a girl gives you their scrunchie like that. It's a way for them to claim you and keep potential other romantic partners away from you.
Malleus: Gets wide-eyed and looks down at the scrunchie on his wrist.* I just remembered that I need to water Silver! Good day!
*Teleports out of there.*
Cater posting to social media about a possible Prince getting a partner. Lilia wheezing and laughing. Kamil concerned if he needs to help water Silver with his unique magic again.
#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#malleus x reader#humor#twisted wonderland lilia#twisted wonderland carter#twisted wonderland kalim
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Let's not forget about the king whose partner proposed to him one early morning when wanting some orange juice.
🐉: "LILIA I AM GETTING MARRIED!"
🦇: "Malleus, I told you humans accepting your favorite stone as a gift doesn't mean they want to marry you!"
🐉, dabbing his tears of joy with a handkerchief: "THEY GAVE ME A RING!"
🦇: "WHAT?! SHOW ME!"
- Earlier that day -
🌸: "Hornton you wear makeup right?"
🐉: "Yes, what of it?"
🌸: "I'll just give you this then. Here."
It later on becomes a treasure kept in Briar Valley's National Museum, among other historical engagement rings that their ancient king received from his spouse during the course of their relationship.
#malleus draconia#malleus x reader#twisted wonderland#this is a silly idea and I just would love to see just a box full of circle shaped items that was mistaken for rings#could probably be next to the Box of random rocks given to them
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Shadowban test cuz I am overthinking rn HAVE AN OLD BLOOSHING LEONA SKETCH-
#Leona Kingscholar#TWST Fanart#Twisted Wonderland#when your partner goes pspspspspsps to get your attention but you're a big moody cat that doesn't want to give them the satisfication
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EXCUSE ME??????!!!!!!
YOU!!!?!!!!???
YEAH, YOU!!!!!!
HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TELL ME A PERFECTLY COOKED MEAL THAT WASN'T ABSOLUTE DUMPSTER FIRE THAT YOU COOK IS A 1! IF I GAVE THIS TO YOUR SON, HE'D BE LICKING THE PLATE CLEAN.
YOU'RE OLD IN YOUR TASTE BUDS HAVE DIED!
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Yuu but this is a gag gift for Floyd and now he just follows them around playing it all day long.
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Thoughts Mammon's relationship with MC in OG.
Okay am I the only one who is sad at the thought of how MC makes a pack with Mammon compared to his brothers. We reject Satan when he wanted to make a pack just to anger Lucifer but at the same time we said no and earned Satan's desire to want to be in a pack with MC.
Mammon on the other hand was forced to accept a pack with us. Like all of his other brothers had a choice and genuinely cared for MC when their pack was made (I'm still on the fence about Belphie's). Mammon didn't get that choice. Mammon always jumps at the first chance to spend time with MC and show that he is a strong, reliable demon worthy of the pack with MC. The first man speech is actually his only way to show that the pack was wanted by both of them because technically he wasn't MC's first choice he was their first option. Which is actually a really big difference.
MC had an option of using him or staying defenseless in a dangerous world. Which makes it feel like Mammon was necessary but not wanted by MC.
How much he actually worries about MC wanting the pack with him given his reputation and some of the responses that you can say to him that are very cruel.
I just want to be able to apologize to him and tell him that even if our story didn't start on good terms that I still love and adore him.
I'm probably over examinating his possible feelings but he only ever seems to point out him being the first pack when he feels threatened of someone being chosen over him or ignored for someone else. He is sensitive greedy soul.
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This makes me hungry
every time i see those posts like ‘what food from a show did YOU always wanna try’ i go lol none? but i just remembered im a liar
i always wanted the fucking soup brock made in the pokemon anime
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Let's not forget that Trent knew that his students would have been seriously injured or worse from that fall. Trent even risked himself being injured for his students who was struggling.
If Malleus hadn't used his magic to save Yuu, they probably wouldn't have survived the fall or had been seriously hurt as well as Trent would have stressed out his magic that he was low on. He literally risked hurting himself just a guarantee Yuu's safety while at the same time unintentionally helping his teacher from draining all of his magic. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Malleus is such a good boy. I just want an event where we can invite him to things it could be something as simple as going to the zoo or bowling.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW DEAR THIS LINE IS TO ME 😭😭😭 A YEAR LATER AND I STILL SLAPPED MY PILLOW AND SCREAMED
Literally EVERYONE falling and Malleus, beaten up and weakened the most of them as he is, expending what little he has left of his energy to fly up and save you! You who aren't even affected by the wretched flowers! 😭😭😭😭
You don't understand how damned HAPPY this made me. Literally everyone ignores Yuu majority of the time but he. HE. He carefully makes sure to keep his eyes on you and even prioritize you over his own life. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 what the fuck Malleus Draconia!! 😭😭😭😭😭
You are called the main character of the story yet he's one of the very few (and the only one who isn't obligated to) who actually makes you feel like the protagonist of a story. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#malleus x reader#aaaaaaahhhhhhh#they fed us well with this event
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So very small spoiler about the new event in twisted Wonderland.
It's based off of Pinocchio and Eple is not in the event.
My speculation of the only reason he's not in that event is because if someone has the audacity to look at him and say "Wow, you're a real boy." That man would spontaneously combust into a fury of expletives and tiny fists.
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He looks like a early 90s skateboarder R&B if they wanted to be super festive for Halloween.
Just the pants and the baggy jacket. He's always dressing like a century or two behind.
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
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That is a man whose first thought was either "how do I explain this to Barbatos." or "how do I explain this to the Demon King that he needs to make another heir to the throne."
This is also probably why Lucifer never lets the brothers see him take a nap anywhere.
DUDE DIAVOLO'S DICK JUST FELL OFF
CALL SOMEONE
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I turned bi very quickly when I saw them.
when you're serving in the cunt war and your opponent is Lilia Vanrouge and Meleanor Draconia
#twisted wonderland#twst spoilers#lilia vanrouge#malleus draconia#twst silver#sebek zigvolt#meleanor draconia#diasomnia#funny post
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I don't know why I'm like this. The first thing I thought of when I read the part about MC tapping on Malleus's shoulder was this tiktok. Lilia is the girl and MC is the guy in the hoodie and Malleus is the guy with the microphone.
thinking abt leona and malleus being 2 very different flavors of touch-starved (leoyuu and malleyuu incoming —)
leona is PICKY!!! he has select few Favorite People who get the privilege of skin-to-skin contact and (like a cranky kitty) acts all nonchalant and hissy about the idea of cuddles. up until you're snuggled up with him in bed and then he's heaving the MOST dramatic sigh known to man: "FINE. Oi, Herbivore, roll over so I can be the big spoon." he's also sooooo smug about pda. if you go for the premarital handholding while out and about he has the biggest grin on his face. anyone who looks at the both of you? they get an even smarmier grin. yeah. keep looking.
meanwhile malleus is SUCH a needy baby about cuddles!!! he's been so lonely!!! the first time you tapped on his shoulder to get his attention he swooned!!! oh my god someone touched him!! willingly!!! he gets all pouty if you aren't physically touching each other somehow. please scoot a little closer? a liiiittle closer? just a smidge more? perfect. your thighs are touching and now he is a very contented lizard. he loves resting his head on your lap (or vice versa!) and surprise kisses stolen as you pass each other in the hallway! be patient, he's very excited to finally have someone so comfortable with him.
#malleus x reader#leona x reader#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#leona kingscholar#i'm an idiot#funny post
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