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hey btw there’s nothing wrong with shipping your ocs with canon characters. or shipping yourself with a canon character. even if you have a crush on the character. you are hurting literally no one. you can do whatever you want. cringe culture is dead
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who wants to cum inside me then keep fucking me without pulling out? :)
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You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
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Honestly? Shoutout to those of you who are completely fucking lost in life. Those who don’t know what they want to do with life. Those who are stuck in a certain part of life and can’t get out. Those who are reaching for dreams they feel are impossible to reach. Those who feel like they’re accomplishments are being overlooked. Those who feel like their enough just isn’t enough. It is. You can make it. You will make it. There is an opening at the end of the tunnel.
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anonymous reviewer: i don’t like the way you’ve written this character in this fic
me:
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Chair spinning!!!! (With Diavolo)
Diavolo: *looking all serious, holding his head with a hand, elbow resting on desk*
Barbatos: *Seriously worried* My lord, did something happen?
Diavolo: *Looks up* ..I spun too fast on my chair..
Barbatos: ...
(aka my boy Diavolo being silly)
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Drunk Words, Sober Thoughts
pairing: LuciferxMC (MC="you") [romantic/intimate relationship] One-shot. gn! mc, no pronouns used, reader referred to as "you" and "MC"
Synopsis: What happens when the Avatar of Pride gets drunk and starts thinking about you? He texts you of course! But what happens after that?
CW: none, it's all fluff
Request for @kyla0002 I hope you enjoy! I decided to keep it SFW and be soft :)
Based on the text chat "In the Mood."
Y'all want soft Luci? HERE YA GO.
*CRACK*
You jumped slightly at the thunder that clapped what seemed to be just above the House of Lamentation. It started to rain, so you settled back into your chair and continued working on your homework in Devildom Law. Seemingly, it was a good night to stay in and work on homework. It was rather late, and you thought maybe you'd go to bed in an hour.
Suddenly, your D.D.D. buzzed. Looking at it, you saw that Lucifer had texted you.
Lucifer: MC.
Lucifer: MC!
After several minutes of back and forth, you realized the demon was drunk after a night of hanging out with Lord Diavolo. You sighed, knowing you'd have to check on him and make sure he'd at least make it to bed. No, he didn't need some human taking care of him, he was a grumpy old demon who knew how to find his bed after a night of drinking, but you were his human, and you felt inclined to make sure he was alright, especially since he mentioned being dizzy.
An hour later, you heard the front door of the house close, just in time for you to finish that last assignment before putting all your things away. However, while you were writing, you couldn't help but mull over his words over and over, "Love you." Seriously? What was he thinking texting you that? It almost made you a little sad to know he couldn't be that open with you without the influences of Demonus, but you had to tell yourself that no matter what, his feelings were true, and you would just have to accept that's how he was.
After a good stretch, you got up and made your way around the house to look for the eldest brother. He wasn't in any of the common rooms, so you approached the secret passage in the library to open it. Sure enough, when you peaked around the corner once inside, Lucifer was sitting at his desk, head laid on the surface.
Quietly, you closed the office passage and ventured inside. When you reached the desk, you could see he was breathing slowly, as if he were asleep. Coming around the desk, you put a hand on his shoulder. He slowly sat up and looked at you, a bright tinge of red dusting his cheeks from the Demonus. You eyed the opened bottle on his desk and raised an eyebrow disapprovingly.
"Oh, hello, MC," he said.
"Hi Lucifer," you replied softly, gazing at him in equal softness.
"Did you need something?" he asked sweetly.
In a hushed voice, you said, "I just wanted to make sure you went to bed."
"Ahh but I have some work to complete..." he said, trailing off as he looked around, presumably for the paperwork that clearly wasn't on his desk. He started to eye the bottle of Demonus.
"Don't worry about it, let's just get you to bed," you insisted, still talking softly, hoping to distract him by increasing your grip on his shoulder just a tad. That, you did.
"Mm, c'm'here," he mumbled, turning his chair to pull you in his lap. Your eyes went wide but you found your arm wrapped around his neck to keep your balance on his thighs.
"Lucifer..." you muttered.
"You know, when Diavolo was talking about you, I couldn't stop thinking about you. How much you care about my brothers and I, how hard you work in the exchange program, it makes me so proud of you. You insist on taking care of me and being kind to me, and I wish I could show you more how much it means to me every day," he said with a soft smile gracing his lips.
You looked away, embarrassed by the barrage of compliments. It was slightly uncomfortable to see Lucifer be so soft and sweet when he was usually cold and stoic, but it was also simultaneously somehow heartwarming knowing he could show this side to you. Your hand went up to cup his warm face, your thumb running over his cheek and looking back into his crimson eyes.
"What am I to do with you?" you tutted quietly.
"I'd let you do anything you wanted to me," he replied smoothly, looking at you with his half-lidded gaze. Your eyes went askance from his, feeling your cheeks burn again.
*CRACK*
You jumped in his arms, instantly diving your face into his neck. The thunder caught you off-guard while you were entirely focused on the demon sitting beneath you. You weren't necessarily afraid of thunder, but you had long forgotten about the storm. He leaned back in his chair and cradled you in his arms.
"I've got you MC. I'll always protect you, from anyone or anything. I won't let any harm befall you, not on my watch. I'll watch over you for all of your days and follow you wherever you may go for as long as you'll let me," he murmured.
You craned your head back to look at him, and he turned his head, gazing at you with such love and adoration. His hand came up to brush a knuckle against your cheek, the corner of his mouth tipping up. You gazed at him and wondered where this endearment lay within him, because it was certainly not close to the surface.
"My little human, none are as precious to me as you are, nor as beautiful," he whispered as he placed a kiss on your forehead. He let out a shaky sigh. "Forgive me, I just wish to hold you a while longer... May I?" he asked.
All you could do was nod, and he smiled again. His hand came up to gently pull the back of your neck in, so you'd lay your head in the crook of his neck again, feeling your warm soft breaths on his skin. He rested his cheek on the top of your head, relishing how you felt in his arms. It brought him tremendous comfort to have you like this.
Both of you shut your eyes at the same time to truly savor the moment, listening to the rain fall heavily onto the roof, the thunder drifting further and further away. Before either of you knew it, hours went by with you two like that, you and Lucifer gently drifting into a light slumber.
It was when you shifted around a little when Lucifer's eyes opened again, no longer feeling the effects of the copious amounts of Demonus he had. Without moving too much, he looked down at you peacefully napping and then to the clock to see it was the early hours of the morning. His chair no longer felt entirely comfortable, so gently he wrapped his arms under your back and knees as he stood to his feet. With little effort, he carried you up to his room.
Carefully, he placed you onto his bed and slid in after you, only bothering to remove your shoes and kick off his own before lying down. After pulling the covers over you both, he pulled you in close and tangled his limbs with yours.
"Mm," you mumbled.
"Did I wake you?" he whispered.
"It's fine," you whispered in reply. Keeping your eyes closed, you moved your head around to search for his. When your nose bumped into his, you leaned in closer and placed a sweet, sleepy kiss on his lips.
"MC," he muttered against your lips, his gloved hand coming up to cup the side of your face.
"Yes?" you whispered.
"I love you dearly," he murmured before kissing you again.
Your lips curved into a smile against his, feeling warm from his words and his touch. "I love you," you whispered against his lips.
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This artist never fails to make Lucifer look fine af 🔥🔥🔥💕💕💕
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tumblr: stop being horny for villains
me, a person perfectly capable of separating fiction from reality: no
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Sex with my fictional husband would fix me.
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Look I am a feminist but when he asks who owns this pussy while balls deep in it I'm absolutely saying it's his.
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Eat her pussy until she tries to push your head away from cumming too much...hold her hands down and continue until her soul leaves her body...then buy her pizza.
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