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nobigneil · 1 hour
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have you ever witnessed a man sarcastically unravelling earphones?
context: chat were begging him to do something about his permanently tangled earphones and he told everyone to Neil With It
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timot-ei · 1 month
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Sometimes she does not have enough fucks to give
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homeofhousechickens · 1 month
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Sassy wants the hamburger so bad
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gleafer · 1 month
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ZE RESPONSE to sassypants angel.
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xx-sketchy-xx · 6 months
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Oh noes! he doesn’t have one!
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human-space-heater · 4 months
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To the man that brought to life one of the most witty and iconic men on tv
Rest In Peace Andre Braugher......you've brought us such iconic scenes and amazing one liners that we still use to this day. You brought us many laughs and joy with your talent. Thank you! We'll miss you!
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zampop2 · 4 months
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hang in there buddy🚬
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thecocostarsart · 28 days
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Aye it’s my favorite time of year, Happy March Eridan Everyone!
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mylifeingotham · 23 days
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Gotta love Alfred
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evielove · 2 months
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Can our dicks touch while we kiss?
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musingmedia · 9 months
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Are you mad? Yes, we are mad—at ourselves for forgetting your birthday!
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slows-redux · 10 months
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Always stunning (perfection).
Slow’s Nudes and Nipples | Archive
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boinitwdidthat · 1 year
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// Surprising Tactics Pt.1 //
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> Aonung x Omaticayan!Reader <  Part 2
> It was no secret Aonung enjoyed screwing with the Sully kids, mainly Kiri and Lo’ak. But what happens when he finally gets to bear witness the Sully’s eldest daughter (Fem reader, use of (y/n), slight suggestive, enemies to lovers) <
Being the eldest daughter to the Sully’s was already stressful enough in your own land. Among strangers was even worse, especially when one of said strangers cannot seem to let up on your siblings.
You had watched for long enough, witnessing this boy torment your sister had already put you in a foul mood. Kiri is strong, she can hold her own and you knew that. But these were unfamiliar people, you did not yet know how far they would take it when challenged, even with younger children present. Thus, began your power stride over towards their commotion, Tuk’s hand in a solid grip.
However, when you saw Lo’ak head over to her defense you knew things would spark into a fight, maybe even a brawl if the boy’s friends truly were as solid as they acted. You picked up your baby sister and quickened your pacing.
When you had gotten closer, you started to pick up what words were being shared, none of them good.
“Leave us alone!” Kiri’s voice rang out, her eyes meeting yours as you finally reached her side. Mainly filled with anger, but also concern for her brother, currently chest to chest with the lean boy. 
“What is this?” Your voice rang out. Lo’ak’s head slightly turned, addressing you but refusing to take his eyes off the opponent. Now that you were closer the situation seemed more clear. Kiri standing off to the side, Lo’ak readily defending himself and his family, and the boy opposing him not seeing a threat at all in your brother.
“(Y/n)! It’s nothing, just a few assholes trying to act tough,” Lo’ak puffed out his chest attempting to seem taller, “really it’s nothing to worry about.” Then, right as his small statement was finished, you witnessed his legs get kicked out from under himself.
Everything was moving fast, next thing you noticed was a gaggle of movement, each boy punching or pulling on something once they got dragged into the fray. Various yells, both from the fight and sidelines when you finally had enough. 
After glancing towards your sister insisting she stay with Tuk, you jumped into the madness. Hair pulled, ears grabbed, tails dragged: eventually you had reached your target. Your brothers main rival.
You hated to say it but he wasn’t horrible to look at. Acted like an absolute ass, but he was pleasing on the eyes.
“Ey, are you gonna swing or just stare all day?” His snide comment quickly pulling you out of those thoughts. Looking up, his cocky grin on full display, the fighting pushed back into your brain as you spontaneously charged and tackled his torso.
A grunt of surprise left his lips as all of your weight slammed his back to the ground, tumbling all over the sand you were both determined to pin the other, no matter the stakes or tactics needed.
That’s when the thought came to your mind, right as you found yourself trapped underneath his broader frame. This was the perfect plan, might cost you a bit of pride, but if it got him down for the count it was worth it.
“Awe.. I’d actually thought you were pretty cute before.” Your hand leaned up, slightly grazing his neck, slowly dragging down to his shoulder and then way. “Guess i’ll have to find a cuter boy then.” A light giggle sealed the deal as you saw his pale teal darken into a more cyan shade.
This was your moment, quickly flipping his weight under you, enjoying the shock and regret crossing his face. You could ignore the light burn in your own cheeks as long as you could best him in this skirmish. 
“Don’t let yourself get blindsided, skxawng.” Anger engrossed his features, his hands reaching to grab your legs and flip you back over.
“Oi! Leave them alone!” Neteyam’s growl flooded your mind, and you quickly stood from your position turning to face him. The tone was definitely not playful, his meaningful steps proved the same as he grabbed your upper arm to drag you back from the other boy.
“You stay away from them, you hear me?” His hiss posing finality, your siblings trickling away from the scene. You and Neteyam following in the back to make sure no other instances arouse from hashed words.
“Neteyam?” You nudged his arm, watching as his eyes gradually turned to yours. He was cautious of letting them out of his close watch, especially Lo’ak.
“Yes?” The question clear in his voice, this was a rare occurrence as it was typically him questioning you.
“That boy,” His shoulders tensed in mention of the young man, “What is his name?” The grey cloud forming in his eyes quickly dissipated at the unexpected inquiry.
“Have you not spoken to him yet? Well, yet as in before today?” You shook your head. You hadn’t been available for talking since reaching these lands, your mind infinitely curious about the natural and geographical knowledge surrounding it. Easy to say, you’d been out and exploring since arrival.
“Ah,” Neteyam’s mouth formed into an easy smile, he probably guessed what really you’d been doing, finally understanding why you’d questioned him on who your new swimming teachers were. “His name is Aonung, word of advice major asshole, so stay away from him unless it’s during swimming lessons okay?” The worry leaked through his words.
“Mmhmm!” You enthusiastically confirmed you’d abide his request, watching him continue walking to keep up with your siblings as you slowed to fall behind.
Turning around for a moment, you could still see the boy faintly in the distance, his friends bombarding him with something if the playful shoves were anything to go by. 
“Aonung..”
This will be an interesting learning experience.
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poppitron360 · 2 months
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vladaia · 2 months
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"willa cather wrote..." sassy 1992
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manicpixiedreamdork · 2 months
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