THE QUOTE BOOK ✨
For clarification I am bungi, bunjil or bunji depending on how you wanna spell it
RULES:
if you have something you want to add to the quote book, DM me OR reply to this post with the date it happened-
Blue banner means it's a different day
Red banner means it's been said in the same day
30/07/2022
"You're sober this time?" - Kenji
"WHAT?" - Bunji
"I- I- Anyways" - Bunjil
"I preferred you when you're not" - Kam
"It's either crying Bunji or screaming Bunji" - Kenji
01/09/2022
"Your mums a pornstar" - Bungi
Laughs "You are? Wait you are?" - Kam
"I just made you question my entire life" - Bungi
"Your mums a whore actually" - Bungi
"That's ok, your daughter is too" - Kam
*Laughs awkwardly*
"Wait, are you actually?" - Bunji
"No" - Kam
"Oh, was gonna say. That's sometimes how I make my money but nevermind" - Bungi
"Bunji" - Kam
"All of that has to go in the quote book" - Kam
*Laughs* "even better I was recording this entire conversation" - Bunji
"Do you sleep on your stomach?" - Bunji
"No, it crushes my ribs" - Kam
"Can I?" - Bunji
"No" - Kam
"I'm great at riding" - Ramen
"I'm really happy for you" - Bunji
"Thank you" - Ramen
"Can I get one to?" - Bunji
"Only if you ask nicely" - Ramen
"Can I please have a ride?" - Bunji
"I don't know why that was so funny" - Ramen
"I love how I make people so uncomfortable" - Bunji
25/03/2023
"I need to get laid so we can actually do this" - friend
"no, don't get laid, get railed" - Bunji
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27/04/2023
"My birthday present to you is a vibrator" - Jay (awe thanks Jay I always wanted one)
Sometime last year
"I wanna get stoned and force myself to watch Joel's death because I wanna experience what she experienced"
@allmyfavoritecolours in the background trying to process this and the fact idk what raj raj is (idk how to spell it fucking come for me bitch)
*processed to watch Joel's death whilst high and continues to laugh and find it funny*
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18/12/2023
"do you feel okay bro" - me
"Penis" - a very stoned Ellie
20/12/2023
"your a faggot" - me
"You specialise in coachie" -my brother
"You specialise in fingering" - my brother
"Dina, looks like if the three main characters from ratatouille had a baby" Paloma
"So your saying she's ugly?" Me
"Yes" Paloma
23/02/2024
@allmyfavoritecolours
"yeah maybe don't get that t shirt" Birdie
"I'll wear it when I do sessions with my therapist so she stops giving me a hard time" Me
"She'll write down in her notes 'traumatized'" Birdie
"Daddy issues" me
"But god damn, in fanfic when Ellie is angry like daddy get over here and rip my shirt off 😍" me - 23rd of FEB
17/03/2024
"How do you make no sense and so much sense at the same time?" - 18th of March, my lovely brother
18/03/2024
@littlegingerperson5
"A giraffe is just a gay horse" Lenny
2nd of April/24
"she was pretty much like you when she was your age, except she was pregnant" - Lene
*laughs uncontrollably*
"Are you pregnant?" Lene
"No, I hope not" me
"I hope you are, your baby would be cute af. I don't care who you do it with it would be cute" Lene
"when you laugh, it sounds like you're orgasming" Lene
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