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unpretty · 9 months
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things that do not seem to have helped my covid-19 sore throat:
honey tea
chicken soup
ice cream
numbing lozenges
numbing spray
nyquil
ibuprofen
things that seem to have helped a little:
popsicles
... root beer barrels?????
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tobythesudriantram · 11 months
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Learning with Mingle and Friends: Summer
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*Mingle gets up out of bed, looking at the calendar she has hung up over her bed. She tears off the May page, revealing that today is June 1st.*
Mingle: Hi, kids! Today is the start of Summer! You know what that means, don't you? That's right! It's time to play outside!
*Mingle gets dressed and walks out of her room, going to the living room where she finds Dingle and Donk sitting on the couch.*
Dingle: Phew... It's getting really warm in here, isn't it...?
Donk: Yeah... How are we supposed to play outside when it's so hot?
Mingle: Hey guys! Are you okay? You don't look too good.
Donk: Hey, Mingle... Yeah, we're fine, it's just... Really hot in here...
Mingle: Oh, don't worry, that's normal! The sun really likes shining during the Summer, so it will naturally be much warmer outside!
Dingle: ...And inside too...?
Mingle: Yeah! But I guess that has a bad effect on how you guys feel?
Donk: Yeah... We want to go play outside, but we can't if it's so hot... We will just burn up immediately!
Mingle: I'm sure you won't... But don't worry, I know how we can beat the heat and get you two on your feet again! Come on, follow me.
*Mingle leads Dingle and Donk into the kitchen, before reaching into the freezer and taking out some ice popsicles.*
Mingle: Ice cream always helps me when I feel too warm. *She gives two ice popsicles to Dingle and Donk.*
Donk: Really? *He has a small lick.* ...Hm! This is actually pretty good!
*Dingle tries his ice popsicle too.* Dingle: Hey, yeah!
Mingle: Hang on, where's Boyfriend? We're missing him!
Donk: ...Oh, he said he was going to go to the neighbors to ask them about how to cool off.
Mingle: Really? Hm. I'll go get him...
*She walks outside and goes next door to Fourbot's house. There, she finds Tony.*
Tony: Allllright, this should be enough to get us through the day... Oh, hey Mingle! What brings you here?
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Mingle: Oh, hey Tony. I'm looking for Boyfriend - Apparently he came to you guys to cool off.
Tony: Oh, yeah... By the way, check this out! I gave Large Charge a ventilator. Now he'll be a good source of cold too!
Mingle: Huh. That's smart.
Tony: Here, check this out. Large Charge, fan on.
*The fan in Large Charge's chest turns on.*
Tony: Yeah, see? How it works is those rotors spin around super quickly and end up blowing air straight forwards. That's what makes us able to stand the HEAT- *He ends up getting blown over and falling to the ground due to how strong the gust of air is.*
Mingle: ...I guess not stand straight though! *She giggles lightly.*
Tony: Large Charge, fan off!
*Large Charge's fan stops.*
Tony: ...I guess i'll still have to tweak it a little. *He gets back up.* Oh, and by the way, Boyfriend is in the backyard with the others. Apparently they're playing some game. You can go check up on them if you wanna. I'll finish fixing him.
Mingle: Oh, alright!
*She then walks out to the backyard, where she ends up finding Boyfriend, X Sans and Two Undyne playing with a bubble machine.*
*Boyfriend looks over and sees Mingle, running up to her and hugging her.*
Boyfriend: beep bop!
Mingle: Yeah, it's me... *She hugs him back.* Hey X! What are you up to?
X Sans: Oh, i'll tell you what we're up to! Tony came up with this bubble machine that can make just about any shape you can think of!
Mingle: Really? That sounds awesome!
*A small bubble floats up to Mingle as she looks at it curiously.*
Mingle: Oh hey, that's a pentagon! See? It has five points! One, two, three... Four five!
*The bubble lands on Mingle's nose and pops.*
Mingle: ...Hey wait, where's Fourbot anyway?
Two Undyne: Oh, apparently he's preparing a surprise for us. We tried asking him about it, but he didn't tell us a word!
*Meanwhile, Fourbot is a bit away, filling up a small pool with water.*
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Fourbot: Hm. This should do the trick. *He reaches down for the drink TIN-E has and takes a sip of it.* Hm. Thanks, little guy. Alright guys, you can come here now!
*Mingle, Boyfriend, X Sans and Two Undyne walk over to Fourbot.*
X Sans: Oh hey! So that's the surprise you meant!
Fourbot: Yeah. Took me quite a bit to get the hose hooked up too... Oh well, time to finally make a splash! *He sets the hose down, gives his drink back to TIN-E and jumps in the pool, causing water to splash on Two Undyne and Mingle, though it ends up missing X Sans and Boyfriend due to how short they are.*
Two Undyne: Hey!
Fourbot: Oops, sorry, heheh...
Mingle: It's okay. You're lucky I have my swim briefs on under my shorts! *She gets her wet shorts off, showing that she is, indeed, wearing swim briefs underneath.*
Fourbot: Really? Wow. It's like you knew it was gonna happen...
X Sans: Classic Mingle - Always prepared!
Boyfriend: beeboo bop!
*Mingle steps into the pool, followed by X Sans (who takes off his socks prior to doing so) and Two Undyne.*
Mingle: You know, this is nice. You guys should host a full-on pool party someday!
Fourbot: Yeah. That would be cool, wouldn't it?
*He looks straight up, thinking about what it would look like: With a huge swimming pool in the middle of the backyard with various colored lights at the bottom, various people gathered around, loud music playing in the background and everyone having fun on a friday night.*
*He then stops daydreaming, looking down at the size of the pool he and his friends are in right now.*
Fourbot: ...We may need a bigger pool though.
X Sans: Obviously! Can you imagine what it would be like if we hosted a pool party with a pool THIS size?
*X Sans looks up like how Fourbot did, imagining everyone from Fourbot's daydream crammed together in a pool like the one he and his friends are sitting in right now.*
Fourbot: Yeah... But where would we get it from anyway?
X Sans: I'm sure we could get Tony to custom-tool it for us.
Mingle: ...Hey, speaking of Tony, where is he anyway?
Tony: I'm ba-ack! *He comes into the backyard, hauling Large Charge along.*
Mingle: Oh hey! *She gets out of the pool and walks up to him.* Did you fix that fan yet?
Tony: I think so. Plus it could help dry you off... I see that you guys have been up to some poolin'.
Mingle: Yeah. Go ahead, let's see if it works!
Tony: Large Charge, fan on!
*The fan in Large Charge's chest turns on again, and this time, it's much more bearable. It also successfully dries Mingle off.*
Mingle: Hey, it works! *She puts her regular shorts back on.* Thanks, Tony.
Tony: Yo guys, get over here! This actually works!
X Sans: Really? *He gets out of the pool and walks over, Large Charge quickly drying him off too.* Wow, it does! *He puts his socks back on.*
*Fourbot and Two Undyne end up walking up too, drying off quickly.*
Tony: Gee... Wasn't expecting it to actually work. I guess it goes to show: Perfection takes time.
Mingle: Yeah... *She looks at the audience.* I suppose that's a good lesson for today! Thanks for playing with us! Bye!
Credits:
@friendlyfox34 - The OG Mingle and Friends stories, along with Fourbot, Two Undyne and X Sans
Cary Kaiming Huang - The original Four, X and Two
BBC/Cbeebies - Inspiration behind TIN-E and Large Charge
And, of course, me! - For making this real.
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Frenchie: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Frenchie: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Frenchie: I also want to softhack his circuits. Izzy: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
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Izzy, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?  Frenchie: Blue flavor!  Izzy: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?  Frenchie: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!  Izzy: Blue is not a flavor!  Frenchie: BLUE FLAVOR!
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Frenchie: I want a trip down memory lane. Izzy: proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Frenchie's lap Izzy: I heard you needed these? Frenchie: YES! ALL OF THEM!
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Izzy: holding a salt packet It’s just a little sodium chloride. Frenchie: Actually Izzy, it’s salt. Izzy: That’s what I said, sodium chloride. Frenchie: Uh Izzy, that would be salt. Frenchie: takes salt packer from Izzy This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
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Frenchie: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?  Izzy: ...What???
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Frenchie: You're violent.  Izzy: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
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Izzy: The joy of hanging out with Frenchie. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and they bite the tip of a marker off.
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Frenchie: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why?  Izzy: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.  Frenchie: ...  Izzy: ...  Frenchie: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-
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Izzy: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done. Frenchie: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real. Izzy: They're not. Frenchie: Haha, very funny. Izzy: I'm serious. Didn't you hear? Frenchie: No… what happened? Izzy: …Why would you fall for this again-
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Frenchie: Are pigeons drones?  Izzy: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.  Frenchie: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!  Izzy: *Crying* Please let me sleep... 
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Frenchie: Don’t worry, I have a permit. Izzy: …This just says “I can do what I want”.
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Frenchie: shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster Izzy: … Frenchie: …I get confused sometimes. Izzy: Me too.
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Frenchie: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.  Izzy: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.  Frenchie: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.
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Izzy, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. Frenchie: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
i love you
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ask-a-familiar · 2 years
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Welcome back to Get Familiar!
In this second installment, we will be discussing:
Vampire Feeding
The do's, the don'ts, and more! (New recipes, anyone?)
Let's get into it!
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The Bloody Basics:
Vampires cannot consume anything other than blood. That much you should be aware of unless it's your first day on the job.
That rule, the MAIN rule that you should NEVER forget, is... well... more vague than it sounds.
The most healthy thing for a vampire to feed on IS human blood. But they can also safely ingest a few other things, such as:
- Blood from other animals (this leaves them momentarily sated but still unsatisfied, for the most part)
- Other... human bodily fluids... (you've seen this if you were unlucky enough to have to host the biannual vampire orgy. This doesn't actually soothe their hunger or give them any nutrition, but they don't get sick)
- Human flesh (in small quantities), most commonly consumed during throat-ripping when they're desperate for blood.
Now, with that being said, you need to throw your morals out of the window if you haven't done so the second you took on a dark master. There are no artificial alternatives to blood that can be used to feed vampires. They can go for many nights without feeding, depending on the vampire. Younger vampires need to feed more regularly than ancient vampires.
In general, the best way to go about it is to fetch when your master tells you to, save leftovers for later when you can, and learn your masters feeding schedule.
If you mess up, be prepared to be the substitute meal.
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Now that we're clear on what they can eat, here's a crash course on some do's and don'ts, and general questions most familiars have at some point in their infernal careers.
Q: Should I offer my own blood to my master?
A: NO! That is a remarkably bad idea. Most familiars start the job with rose tinted glasses and romantic YA novel fantasies about vampires. If your vampire isn't outright disgusted by your offer, getting fed off of will not be the intimate, romantic thing you think it will be. (Okay, maybe intimate, I've heard it gets kind of intense,) but the main concern is that you will die.
Virgin blood, freely given, is some of the most delectable blood a vampire will ever taste. So if you offer it, they will take it, and more often than not they WILL completely drain you. You will not be turned just for offering to feed them, unless you count being turned into a shriveled up raisin of a human corpse.
Remember: Vampires are VERY rarely attached to their familiars. You are replaceable.
What does being fed off of feel like? Am I leading people to a horrible, painful, death?
Yes and no. Being fed off of hurts, but it also makes you dizzy and I've heard there is a sort of elated numbness that comes over you when being fed off of. It might even feel sort of good.
Take solace in the fact that it doesn't ONLY hurt for your victims, but there's no way to dance around the fact that you ARE still leading them to their violent deaths. Sorry.
I feel like my vampires are bored of just plain old blood. Can I cook something with it? Or freeze it into blood Popsicles?
No. We've all thought about it, many have tried it, and it's usually a major fail. Blood "popsicles" won't make them sick, but vampires don't like them very much. Cold blood is usually a no-go. Blood snow cones work for some vampires, but it's a big gamble to try.
However... after many sleepless days, I managed to figure out an answer to the problem.
How can I make a recipe using only ingredients found in human blood?
For this, I had to turn to food items with a VERY small list of ingredients, for blood is incredibly simple in its makeup.
Then it hit me.
It is fully possible to make blood cotton candy that is edible for vampires.
Yes. You read that right. Cotton candy is the only feasible way to feed your vampire anything other than plain old blood.
They will not projectile vomit as if they were eating regular human food, just make sure you ONLY flavor it with blood. No other flavor.
You're welcome!
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And with that, thank you for reading this installment of Get Familiar. I hope this helped, g*dspeed, soldiers.
-Sair
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luna-the-shark4254 · 1 year
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WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO BACK WITH INCORRECT QUOTESSSSS
hahaaa kill me/srs
anyway Law Of Talos incorrect quotes :>
Mr. Jack: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.
Chimbley : It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks! Karl: Why would I do that? Chimbley : It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!
Mr. Jack: How long do you think it'll take? Climber: I don’t know, three or four. Mr. Jack: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months? Climber: Yeah, maybe five. Mr. Jack: Five what?!
Climber: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!? Karl, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.
Karl: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence. Chimbley : ...Don’t you mean benevolence? Karl: No.
Chimbley : I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Karl: Chimbley : Vroom vroom, come out already.
Climber: You don't know anything about me! Karl: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!
Climber, talking about Karl: Is this a friend of yours, Mr. Jack? Mr. Jack: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
Karl: What if people had food names and food had people names? Mr. Jack: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Karl for dinner. Climber: What is wrong with you people? Chimbley : Shut up, chocolate.
Mr. Jack: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. Chimbley : Only if you also don't ask why. Chimbley : *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Mr. Jack: ... Mr. Jack, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
Mr. Jack: Karl, can I ask you a question? Karl: Sure, anything. Mr. Jack: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?
Climber: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer. Karl: You're right, Climber.. Violence can't be the answer. Climber: Correct, Karl. Now, on to the next lesso- Karl: Violence is the question. Karl: And the answer is yes! Climber: Karl, no!!
Chimbley , talking to Climber: Well Climber, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Karl do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing. Climber: … Karl, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!
Karl: Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong? Mr. Jack: Yeah, I have. Karl: Have you heard of Cole’s law? Mr. Jack: Is this a joke about coleslaw? Karl: …maybe.
Climber: Life could be worse, Chimbley . Chimbley : Life could be a lot better too!
Karl: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Chimbley : I think you mean cards. Mr. Jack: They did not. Karl, pulling out knives: I did not.
Karl: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for. Karl: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table* Chimbley : ...Thanks.
Karl, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies. Climber: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired? Karl: I have depression, what do you think?
Mr. Jack, putting their hands over Karl's eyes: Guess who! Karl: It's either Mr. Jack or the cold, clammy hands of death. Mr. Jack, putting their hands away: It's Mr. Jack! Karl: Dammit.
Climber: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Karl: No, I said "Climber, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
Karl: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS! Climber: And here we have a capitalist. Chimbley : Did you just- Mr. Jack: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
Climber: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash. Karl: Oh. We're going out? Climber: Wh...
Mr. Jack, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? Climber: Blue flavor! Mr. Jack: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? Climber: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! Mr. Jack: Blue is not a flavor! Climber: BLUE FLAVOR!
Climber: What is your favourite mythical story? Mr. Jack: The Story Of My Will To Live. Climber: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.
Karl: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows. Chimbley : I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Omg I love the would you rathers so much- anyway here are my answers:
1. I’m sorry, but I am absolutely chomping. I feel like he’d still make a sexual reference either way, like “Damn, you’re that excited to go down on it? 😏”
2. Yeah Jennifer is getting someone else. Best part is I can get rid of a guy I don’t like!
3. I would never do that to Bubba 😭, I’ll take one for the team. My no-major injury streak had to end sometime
4. Look, Patrick is the one of the many people I’d rather not make an enemy with, so I’ll gladly go sleep on the couch. Chances are someone else might tell him to shut up though.
5. I do not trust Chucky within an inch of my life. Jason will at least be courteous and withhold on the chopping, can’t say the same for Michael but if I’m quick enough, I can get by without a stab wound.
6. Omg this one was so hard. I guess I’ll go with Beetlejuice. At least I can make him go away
7. As a child of divorced parents, going into the kitchen with two people are arguing will be just like old times. If I want chips I’m getting chips
8. Well, I have no idea how hard she’s flinging that table. So sorry Carrie, as much as I would like to help you, I’d rather not possibly die by table
9. So my favorite Slasher is Jason and my favorite Non-favorite is Pennywise. I honestly don’t know if either of them really need my help, but if I had to pick one…..I’ll save Penny. Jason has a history of coming back after dying so he’ll be up and going again soon. Penny can only do so much against an adult
10. I’m going to Mama Voorhees, I think she’ll appreciate the honesty. If I go to Freddy, I’ll have to owe him a favor, and something tells me he’ll take full advantage of that
11. Truth. God knows what they’d make me do as a dare.
12. Again, a very hard choice. I guess I’ll go with Patrick, at least he’ll try to make me look flattering.
13. I would definitely want Penny to turn into Freddy. It would come as no surprise to anyone if “Freddy” flirted with Pam. Plus, it’d be kinda funny seeing Jason chuck Freddy through the wall lol
What are your answers though? 👀
I'm so glad you liked them XDD
Oh he sure would- that or he'd be over dramatic and toony and, like, you would see his soul would crack inside his eyes XDD
Exactly!! I'm glad this is the consensus so far XDD Like, Jennifer's telling ya'll that A sacrifice must be made., and you're just going 'Okay! :D :D :D I have a list!'
That's very brave of you ^^ ^^ XD Bubba should make you a stew.
Oh same. We can brave the living room together! I think if we build the best fort- it should be fine. Haha
Again, guys-
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I just don't think these are the actions of a polite boy!! This is a bitter old man!
6. Hahahaha, I'm glad it was hard 😈😈😈
7. Sameeee!! Don't mind us, guys, just gettin cheezels. Hey do we have- Hey. Hey. HEY- DO WE HAVE THE CHICKEN FLAVOUR??
8. Good call 😅
9. Good point!! We shouldn't worry too much about Jason. He's stubborn ^^ Also- same as Fox Anon!
10. Very honourable!! And you now may befriend Jason because you're pure! Congrats!
11. OKAY YOUR TRUTH! Here we go- from Billy and Stu: Would you live inside Christine, a car, if she allowed you to do so??
12. Ohhh, good choice!! Yeah, and you'd probably get some really nice, expensive digs out of the deal!
13. Its always funny to see Jason take the hammer to Freddy XD I agree.
Thank you for your answers!!! They're were great! Also thank you for the opportunity to give my answers, too! ^^ They're below if you're interested ^^
I'm eating that popsicle normally. I canNOT bite cold things, or hot things, or wood- My teeth are SO SENSITIVE!! If he has a reaction, oh well that sounds like a him problem and he can deal with it.
I'm sure I can find someone for her...
I kinda wanna meet Aubrey II!! 😅😅😅 So yeah, I'll go! Bubba can stay inside and have a tea. But I'm gonna see if I can, like, drop some food down from above somehow.
Couch!! Patrick is scary. Bring all your blankets and pillows and books for the fort. Also chocolate- we'll need rations.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this one was hard!! I think I have to go with Jason and Michael too, though! I'd rather be manhandled to death (What? Look me in the eyes and tell you that some of those gifs of Michael holding women against walls with knives and yanking them around doesn't do something to you. Look me directly in the eye- ) then whatever that dreaded big red button does... God forbid.
Drayton!~ I love Drayton ^^ And I'm very good at listening. And-
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... no no no- No. No. NO
7. Like I said, I'm with you here.
8. ... *sigh* I'm probably gonna get concussed. Bring on the table!
9. Favourite Slasher? Freddy. Favourite Non-Slasher? Probably Aubrey II now!
... I would love to see this fight XD And I would probably try to save Aubrey II. Like you said- Slashers have a knack for comin back.
10. If Freddy can help me I'm going to him. That way- if it all goes south still and Pam finds out anyway- I'm not going down alone. I am taking him with me. Ha
11. Oh dear god. ... truth...
12. Oh!! Oh! This is hard. I... hmmmm... I'm gonna go with Jerry. He might be nicer to me 😅😅 And he does have a good sense of style.
13. Oof... the thought of real Chucky being oh so confused and wondering why the hell Tiffany is throwing shit at him again is hilarious... But yeah, option B. I'd rather get Freddy chucked out a window then cause a divorce.
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queennicoleinboots · 5 months
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Patches' Nightmare, Part 3
While the King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bears, my two other heads, and I were on the search for grape and cherry popsicles, the wild wolf continued to chase Prince Carrington and Lindsay's carriage down.
Because the King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bears, my two heads, and I were having trouble finding alchemists with popsicles, we figured Prince Carrington, Lindsay, and the wild wolf would know where the grape and cherry popsicles were. We followed the wild wolf. The wild wolf followed the carriage very closely.
"What is your business, wolf?! Are you hungry?!" Lindsay's horse that was an Appaloosa with one brown eye and one blue eye shouted in a deep voice.
"If you do not state your business, I will shove my hoof where the sun doesn't shine!" Lindsay's other horse that was all black shouted in an Afrikaan accent.
"Midnight Shadow! You can talk!?" Lindsay asked in shock. She pulled the reins back.
The wild wolf jumped on top of the carriage. "Excuse me! Before we all go into shock because horses can talk, can I please return the gold pouch you left at the veterinarian's office from running like hell from the explosive dump!?"
Patches the calico cat meowed.
"Oh shit, Sis. Did you leave your gold pouch again?! Are you fucking serious?!" Nugget asked with a series of barks that no one could interrupt.
Lindsay glared at Nugget as he barked. She was tired of his shit. She looked at the wild wolf. "Thank you. It was crazy. I ran out of there because I saw the bomb get lit. All I thought was 'run for my life,'" she said.
"Keep it. I have plenty of money," Prince Carrington said. "Thank you for your effort, though."
"Are you sure?" the wild wolf asked.
Cody came outside to speak to the wild wolf. "Yes. Take the fucking money. We have other business to tend to in the morning. We have to figure out how to sell popsicles."
"You have popsicles?" one of the King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bears asked. "Cough them up. I got plenty of money!"
"Yeah, but they're not in this carriage. They're all the way in the mountains. It's the only place they stay cold!" Cody shouted. He barked a strong bark for emphasis.
"Well, shit. You guys are going in the wrong direction. You're supposed to head due north. You guys are going southeast for some reason," the wild wolf said.
"Well, I don't have the supplies for a long trek to the mountains. We have to head back to town to buy supplies. It costs money to make money," Prince Carrington said.
"What do you do if you have no money?" my three heads asked in unison.
"Get fucked, but what do I know?" the wild wolf asked.
One of the King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bears laughed uncontrollably.
"I agree," Nugget said.
The King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear who had plenty of money stared at the King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear who was still laughing. Then he spoke, "All right. Let's back to town, get the supplies, and sell the popsicles."
Another King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear then chimed in, "Patches^3, let's not blow that popsicle stand this time! Let's not light a sixteen ounce chocolate milkshake on fire, please. I could do that myself."
Patches the calico cat meowed within her carrier.
"Not you," that King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear said.
"WHO IS TALKING?!" Lindsay's Appaloosa shouted.
"King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear," my three heads said. "He is being a grumpy bear. We only blew that popsicle stand because they wanted to extract my organs for quote-unquote the greater good. We weren't going to stand for that, so we blew the popsicle stand up."
"I knew that! Which King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear?" the Appaloosa asked.
"The smart ass one," my smartass head said.
"Could I tell them apart?" Appaloosa asked.
"No!" all four King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bears shouted.
"I have an idea. How about we change the chocolate coating of three of the King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bears?" Prince Carrington asked.
The happy go-lucky King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear was okay with that. The other three growled.
"We can't tell you apart, mon! How the hell do we know who you are? We got four King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bears and four Patches. I don't know what the fuck is going on!" Midnight Shadow shouted.
"I didn't know you were so assertive, Midnight Shadow!" Lindsay said in shock.
"You learn something new every day," the wild wolf said.
The happy go-lucky King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear started laughing again.
"This asshole can stay milk chocolate because he looks like an asshole," the grumpier King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear said.
"I agree. I guess we have to change the chocolate. I hope I'm not white chocolate. That shit is gross," the smartass King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear said.
"Well, I'm not going to be covered in white chocolate. You can fuck off with that," the angry King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear said.
"I'll be covered in white chocolate. Fuck it," the well-adjusted King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear said.
"Okay we solved that," my three heads said. "Now we have dark chocolate and strawberry vanilla chocolate to negotiate."
"That's easy then," the wild wolf said. "Smartass should be Napoleon."
The smartass King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear was now dubbed King Napoleon-covered Gummy Bear.
Prince Carrington's mind then exploded.
A bunch of boring purchases and shit happened after Prince Carrington's mind exploded.
Some interesting shit happened, like half of us having identity crises.
The only truly well-adjusted characters in this part of the story were King White Chocolate Strawberry Gummy Bear and Patches.
My three heads were named Chocolat, Vanille, and Fresa respectfully. I was Vanille.
King Napoleon-covered Cherry Gummy Bear was the smartass. King Dark Chocolate Blueberry Gummy Bear was the angry one. And King Milk Chocolate Peach Gummy Bear was the goofy one who thought most things were funny.
While we finally headed toward the mountains north of us, Patches was the first one to speak.
"Excuse me, Lindsay. I must urinate and defecate," Patches said.
"Whooaaaaaa!!!" Lindsay shouted at the Appaloosa and Midnight Shadow.
The horses stopped, but Fresa, Chocolat, King Napoleon-covered Cherry Gummy Bear, King Dark Chocolate Blueberry Gummy Bear, King White Chocolate Strawberry Gummy Bear, King Milk Chocolate Peach Gummy Bear, the wild wolf, and I kept going.
Patches opened up her own carrier and left the carriage. Cody and Nugget followed her. She hissed at them.
Midnight Shadow just took a big dump right then and there.
"I'd be tempted to light it on fire, but we kind of need this carriage to survive," the Appaloosa said.
"Yeah... Let's not light any more piles of poop on fire please, Magic Mirage," Lindsay said flatly.
Magic Mirage nodded and ate. Midnight Shadow ate. Lindsay waited for Cody, Nugget, and Patches to finish their business. Cody and Nugget shook paws and talked about marketing strategies for the biggest popsicle stand that will ever be created.
"Wait. Cody's not here. Do you know where the hell we're going?" King Dark Chocolate Blueberry Gummy Bear asked.
"Fuck no," Chocolat said.
"We probably should have waited for Cody to direct us," Fresa said.
"JUST FUCKING GO STRAIGHT! It's north! Are you guys that fucking directionally challenged?!" the wild wolf shouted.
"Yes," every King Gummy Bear said except King Napoleon-covered Cherry Gummy Bear said.
"Are you kidding? We can't navigate our way out of a paper bag!" Chocolat and Fresa shouted.
I could have, but no one ever fucking listened to me, so I just walked.
"Goddamn," the wild wolf said. He started walking on his hind legs and then opened a bottle of whiskey. He drank from it to cope with my frustrating family members.
Magic Mirage and Midnight Shadow hauled ass to catch up with us. Patches meowed a battle cry.
We all joined in and ran forward.
A battle symphony played in the background as we climbed Mount Hijo De Puta. The locals cussed us out in Spanish. Lindsay ignored them as she drove Magic Mirage and Midnight Shadow up the mountain.
"Stay away from the edge of the mountain. I don't really feel like falling off this mountain!" Lindsay called out to her horses.
"Neither do we," her horses said.
So we trekked up the cold mountain trail, and King Milk Chocolate Peach Gummy Bear all of a sudden asked, "Why are peaches shaped like asses?"
"Who the fuck knows? What a stupid question!" King Dark Chocolate Blueberry Gummy Bear said as he walked up the mountain.
"It could be that the tree has an anal fixation," King White Chocolate Strawberry Gummy Bear said.
"Probably," Lindsay said.
Fresa giggled. I giggled as well to be honest.
"Oh my God!" King Napoleon-covered Cherry Gummy Bear said in exasperation.
Some locals were playing some Spanish country music.
The King Gummy Bears danced involuntarily.
Chocolat sang some lyrics about ass fruits, like peaches; nectarines; and plums.
"Are those going to be popsicle flavors?" Fresa asked.
Oh sweet Jesus.
King Milk Chocolate Peach Gummy Bear started to laugh uncontrollably. King White Chocolate Strawberry Gummy Bear chuckled and tried not to think about what was happening.
"Welp! That just opened up a can of worms I'm not ready to deal with," the wild wolf said as he walked ahead of everyone.
"Yeah. I wasn't expecting that, either," Cody said as he jumped out of the moving carriage and caught up with the wild wolf.
"To be honest, peach, nectarine, and plum-flavored popsicles would be great ideas. Anyone ever thought about putting them between bread?" Nugget asked as he, too, jumped out of the carriage and followed behind them.
"It keeps getting worse," Magic Mirage said.
King Milk Chocolate Peach Gummy Bear continued his laughter.
"What can we do? We gotta make money somehow," I said.
After a day's travel, we finally found the vault of popsicles Cody was talking about. It was glorious. There were grape, cherry, orange, strawberry, blueberry, raspberry, blackberry, cranberry, and potato popsicles.
"Potato? Why the hell potato?" Patches asked.
"It's a good flavor. What? You'd prefer carrot?" Cody asked.
"We would!" Magic Mirage and Midnight Shadow shouted.
"Oh Jesus. Okay. Let's brainstorm more flavors if we want these assholes' money," Cody said.
So, we sat and brainstormed flavors for a week and a half.
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megukins · 2 years
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This pussy sweet like Ice Cream
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𓆩♡𓆪 Pro hero!Shoto x fem!reader
𓆩♡𓆪 genre: smut
𓆩♡𓆪 synopsis: You're feeling hot, so Todoroki has a solution for that ;)
𓆩♡𓆪 a/n: characters are aged up! Ignore the title I couldn't think of a better one.
𓆩♡𓆪 warnings: 18+, temperature play, ice kink, overstimulation, impact play, spanking, cunninglingus, alochol consumption, drunk sex
𓆩♡𓆪 word count: 2k
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"Shoto!" You moan out.
"Yes, snowflake?" 
"Why is it so hottt?" You stand in front of the fan which wasn't really effective.
Your skirt blew, giving him a clear view of your panties. He blushes some and coughs in his hand.
"What about some ice cream?" He suggests.
"There is no more, I ate the rest yesterday!" 
"Well, we can go out to buy some more. How does that sound?" He gives you a warm smile.
"I don't feel like it, you know I'm lazy..."
He shook his head and dragged you to the car.
You guys go to the local grocery store, running into the Bakusquad. It's been a while since you've last seen them, but they didn't seem to change one bit. You were surprised they were still close as they got older.
"Is that Y/N?!"
They all run up to you except for Bakugo giving you a tight hug.
He scoffs and walks off to shop around, Kirishima pulls away and follows after him.
"It's too hot for this!" You groan.
Eventually they pull away. 
"So, you've seemed to change in some ways." Mina smirks.
"How so?"
"Well…" She poked your boobs, making them jiggle.
"M-Mina!"
They each blush at her actions. Not only that, but you were wearing a white crop top that exposed your bra. 
'Man, he's so lucky!' Kaminari thought, still blushing.
"Still the same, nonchalant, quiet guy huh, Todoroki?" Sero changes the subject.
"You all are still the same as well."
"Ahem, Shoto, ice cream. Remember?" You tug on his sleeve.
"Ah right."
"We'll see you guys later!" You wave. 
"We're having a get together later, you coming?!" Mina shouts.
"Sure!" You shout back, paying no mind, too busy fixated on ice cream.
You walk to the freezer section, eyeing different flavors from, Wasabi, Lavender, Matcha Green Tea, Vanilla, Cookies'N Cream, Chocolate, Rocky Road, Chocolate Mint, Strawberry Sorbet, dairy free, Garigari-kun popsicles, frozen yogurt, Strawberry Cheesecake, etc. Your mouth starts to water as your eyes light up, Todoroki chuckling at your childish nature.
"Which one do you prefer?" 
"I can't choose! They're all so delectable!" 
"Take your time."
"You know what, I'll just get Cookies'N Cream and mochi for you." Which was a lie because you ended up getting more than just that.
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"Wow, that's a lot of ice cream." The cashier comments.
"Well it is in the upper 80s, close to the 90s." 
"That'll be ¥266." 
"Don't worry, I'll pay." He gives the woman the money. 
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"Why are you pouting?" 
"Because, I was gonna pay. Most of this junk was mine and the mochi was yours." 
"It's okay, love, no big deal. I'm a pro hero after all so I get paid a lot, remember?" He tries cheering you up. "Besides, it wasn't even that much, I got a discount for being a pro hero.”
"Whatever." You fold your arms. 
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You lay sprawled out on the couch, gobbling the ice cream you brought and hum in delight at the coldness, but still wasn't enough.
"You're finished already?" He takes a bite of his mochi. 
"I told you I was hot!" 
You slowly raise your shirt, making his eyes go wide.
"Wh-what are you doing?" 
"I have an idea," You bit your bottom lip. "C-could you maybe, uh, use your quirk to cool me down?" You finish your thought, your face heating up, his doing so soon after.
"Are you sure?" He hesitates.
"Please?"
You grab his hand and run to the bedroom. You fully take your shirt off and skirt, leaving you in your underwear. He gulps, getting excited already at the naughty suggestion.
He creates an ice cube rubbing it slowly down your stomach. You shiver at the contact, your nipples instantly get hard. 
"Be still, love." You nod. 
"Could you morph the ice into the shape of a dick?" 
"What kind of question is that?" He blushes.
He complies with your request. You suck on it in a teasing way, seeing him fidgeting around.
He takes it out of your hand, throwing it somewhere in the room then activates his fire side to burn your bra and panties off. 
"Sho, that was my favorite set!" He grabs your cheeks roughly still activating his fire side, making you moan. 
"I'll buy you a new set." He smiles.
He flips you on your stomach and smacks your ass repeatedly in a pattern, using his quirk and stops for a few seconds. He then flips you back over and creates more ice cubes and rubs them down your back and rubs it along your buttocks. You gasp, turning around to face him.
You open your mouth to protest until you feel his hard cock feel you up.
'When did he take his clothes off?' 
He shakes you out of your thoughts rocking into you, grunting to force himself into you more.
"Fuck, you feel so good, snowflake~" He moans, making you wet and moan too.
It turned you on whenever he talked filthy. 
He grabs your asscheeks again and hovers near your ear whispering all sorts of sweet with a hint of lewd things in your ear.
He pulls out and nuts all over your back, some getting on your cheeks which caused him to get hard once again.
"I have an idea..." 
You tell him to create more ice which he does. You smirk with a hint of mischief, rubbing it along his abs. You get even more bold and rub it on his dick. You run your tongue along his shaft till you reach his balls. A moan escaped his lips, but gets stifled as he bit the inside of his jaw. 
"Such a naughty girl you are~" 
He pinches your nipples and rubs ice around them in a circle. 
"S-Shoto, they're sensitive!" You mewl. 
He ignores your cries and continues to rub it around with his thumbs. 
"You have such amazing tits. I can't get enough of them."
He lowers toward your left one biting and licking it. 
He shoves a finger inside your wet clit. He then adds two more, feeling you start to clench and immediately pulls them away.
"Fuck- ah!" 
You feel his cock immediately hit your g-spot. He smirks and hits that spot repeatedly, making the bed creak against the floor and hit against the wall. 
You hear your phone ring to see Ashido calling you.
"Crap, it's Mina!" You freak out.
"Answer it." 
"Hey Mi-" 
"Where are you!?" 
"What do you mean?" You question.
"You said you'd be here!"
"When did I-" 
"Earlier!" 
You feel Todoroki's balls rub against your pussy in the most delicious ways.
"Sho- Shoot!" You try not to make it appear as though you were gonna moan his name out.
"You okay?" She asks, worry present in her tone.
"Yeah. I set something down and don't remember where I placed it." 
He creates two small ice cubes and runs it down each thigh, close enough to your entrance. He lowers to your heat and glides his tongue on each thigh in a teasing way.
He hums purposely knowing the effect it had on you.
"So, are you coming?" 
He flicks his tongue against your clit repeatedly, making you instantly cum on his face. 
He pulls himself up and sticks his fingers directly against your g-spot, making you cum some more. 
"A-ah yess~" 
 He places a finger against your lips telling you to be quiet.
"Well, see you there!" 
"Sorry, love I couldn't contain myself. Just the thought of getting caught turned me on." 
"Yeah no kidding..."
"Hm?"
"Nevermind." 
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"Y/N, Todoroki! Glad you two could make it!" 
"Sorry it took us a bit." You smirk a little thinking back about almost getting caught.
"It's fine, I hope I wasn't interrupting anything important."
"O-of course not!" 
You all gather around drinking and laughing amongst yourselves. Poor Deku ended up getting drunk and pulled Uraraka into a closet and made out with her. 
"Ooh, so Midoriya is the frisky type when drunk~" Mina pokes fun at his actions.
He wasn't the only one affected by the alcohol. Your face is painted red after your fourth one, as you play with the collar of Todoroki's dress shirt.
"Feeling needy?" 
You grab his hand leading him towards the kitchen. He makes sure to close the door, seeing how everyone was too busy filled in the living room minus Deku and Uraraka. 
He sets you down on the counter pecking your lips teasingly. You smash your lips against his, practically tonguing him down. He could get a good taste of the booze you consumed.
"You sure you want this, love? We could stop if you want. I don't want to take advantage of you seeing how you're drunk and all." He took your sighs as a yes.
He rubs the fat of your ass with his palms in a circular motion. You moan into his mouth. 
It took every bit of his strength not to rearrange your guts when you let out little whimpers and breathy moans.
He bit his lip hard, trying his hardest to contain his arousal. 
He leaves tiny bite marks over your neck and shoulder. He slips yours and his clothes off, pushing his cock into your warm walls. 
"Mmm feels good!" You felt tears pricking your eyes.
"Shh, don't want them finding out now, do we?" 
"Please break me you sexy beast!~" You pant heavily, not being aware of what you just got yourself into. 
He slams into you at a fast pace, keeping his lips over yours to prevent the moans from slipping out and keeping his hands around your waist to prevent you from sliding off the counter.
He sticks two of his fingers in your asshole, feeling you clench down tightly on his length.
"Fuck…" He sighs while throwing his head back.
He tried so hard not to look at your facial expressions, they could make him cum instantly considering you were drunk with drool dripping down from your chin and your face flushed red.
"D-don't say things like that…" He blushes a bit, making him more on edge. 
He continues fucking into you roughly, immediately making you squirt and him pulling out of you and spilling his love nectar over your thighs. 
You whimper once more, rubbing your thighs together hoping he got the message. He didn't understand at first but then mouthed an 'o' finally getting it. 
"Again?" He chuckles.
He creates an ice cube, rubbing it on his tongue then lowers to your clit. He pushes his head in some more licking all the right places. 
You shiver at the coldness coming from his tongue. You wrap your thighs around his neck, bucking your hips erratically. He licks the spots that he knows will have you squirting repeatedly. You grip his hair, your moans getting louder and louder. 
You squirt for the third time. He gets back up to lick the juices off his face. Your legs felt like jelly, unable to get down from the counter. He picks you up and helps you put your clothes back on, soon his coming back on too.
"Did you enjoy it, my spicy snowflake?"
All you could do was nod. 
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"Hey, where are Todoroki and Y/N?" Iida asks, realizing your absence.
"Now that you mention it, I haven't heard from them in a while." 
"Hm, weird."
They shrugged it off and continued doing whatever they were doing.
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"Hey, Mina again I'm sorry we came to the party late yesterday! I feel so guilty." 
"It's okay, Y/N! As long as you two made it. Where were you two anyway? We haven't heard from you guys in a while and it had us worried."
You were flustered remembering the heated love session you had. 
"Uh well I was drunk and Shoto was trying to help me recover." 
Half was true but the other half was a lie which you knew, but knew she didn't.
"Well as long as you're doing okay then that's good. I thought maybe something happened." She sighed in relief.
'If only you knew.'
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yutanology · 3 years
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Kids (Prologue)| NCT Dream × Fem!Reader
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Warning : cliche, a few cusses, little fluff, possessiveness, NCT Dream being bratty and stubborn. No proofread :(
Synopsis : Y/n somehow ended up helping Mark babysit his stepbrothers for the weekend. That two days of babysitting soon turned into frequent days of her visiting them as they would throw a fit if she wouldn't. When she thought everything would be fine soon, it only became worse as time passed by.
Take note that Mark and Y/n are at the same age(15). 00 line are 7 while Chenle is 6 and Jisung is 5.
"Vroom! Vroom! Vrooom!" Jisung said loudly through his pouted lips. He was sitting on his big toy car, imitating the roaring machine of an actual car.
Behind him was Chenle pushing him on all sides of the wide nursery room to make Jisung feel like he's really driving the car. The younger kid raised both his hands up, enjoying the ride and the room was filled with their cute giggles.
"Hey, slow down. You might get hurt—" Mark immediately cut his own words, replacing it with a loud yelp when the wheels of the car they were riding ran on his toes. "Ahhh!" he instinctively crouched down to hold his toes that were now throbbing in pain.
The duo didn't even bother to look back at him and ask if he's okay cuz they're too entertained to even notice his suffering.
"Y/n, help!" he called out for the female who just entered the room carrying a very hyper Haechan on her arms that she chased around the house for almost half an hour so she could get him to wear his pants.
She had such a great time giving him a bath. Haechan splashed water on her clothes, saying that he wanted her to join him on his bubble bath. Ending him getting her hoodie soaked wet (she took it off and let it dry), thankfully, her shirt was safe.
He wanted to play with her all the time. He doesn't want her to take a break even for a damn minute and he never ran out of some things he'd like to say. Either he makes sense or not, he doesn't care.
She wasn't supposed to be here. She was supposed to be enjoying her time alone at home while it's still weekend but here she is, babysitting her friend's stepbrothers. It just so happened that she met Mark's parents when both of them walked home together yesterday from school.
They had a little chitchat and eventually got along. Then that's when they asked her a favor to help Mark take care of his stepbrothers during the weekend as they won't be able to keep an eye on them because of their busy schedules.
She was about to decline until she heard that they're going to pay her a fair price. Yup, she needed money that's why she agreed with them. Her family is not as rich as the Lees so she can't always get the things she wanted to buy. So in order to be able to, she had to work for it. She got her parent's permission that night, letting her do what she wanted.
"Why? What happened?" she asked Mark, trying to keep Haechan still or he'll fall down but she decided to put his feet on the floor. "Nooo! Carry me! Carry me!" Haechan whined, holding his arms up to her.
She tiredly sighed, picking him up again. She knew the last thing to do to him is to make him upset. He'd cry nonstop and would totally be mad at everyone. She didn't want that. Things would be harder to handle than it already is right now.
"My toes freaking hurt! I don't think I'll be able to stand up." He over exaggerated.
Y/n approached him to check if he's alright then found his toes flamming red. "Oh god, uhm, I'll go get some ice or something. I don't know how to treat that but I hope it would help." she rushed to the kitchen with Haechan still on her arms.
Opening the top of the fridge, she saw an ice pack. She grabbed it and was about to close the fridge when Haechan spotted the fruit popsicles. "I want that." he pointed at the sweet treats that caught his attention.
She reached the first popsicle, "I don't like that. I want the strawberry." then she gave him one. He better not have cavities for eating too much sweets or else she'd be blamed for it.
She helped him get rid of the plastic wrapper, throwing it on the trash bin before letting him eat the fruit popsicle. His eyes almost literally twinkled once the cold strawberry treat touched his tongue. At least, he's happy now.
They both went back to the room, handing Mark the ice pack to help it ease the pain on his poor toes. "Thanks." Mark sighed and she nodded, sitting beside him on the sofa but their eyes are still on the kids just to make sure they're okay.
"Where are your maids? Aren't they supposed to be helping us here?"
"They all went home to their families. Only our cook and our driver are the only workers left here." That explains why she didn't bump into someone else in this house.
Renjun was not so far from them. He's quietly sitting on the carpeted floor attaching puzzle pieces together, focusing on completing the picture into whole. Despite the whole chaos going on around him, he somehow found peace on the corner of the room.
Well, not until he found out that Jeno was chewing on the other puzzle pieces. He's been trying to look at the missing items on his puzzle only to find out that they're with Jeno all the time.
The two kids fought. Renjun was huffing mad while Jeno was crying. Even though he already said sorry, Renjun doesn't seem to forgive him anytime soon for ruining his puzzle that he worked on for hours since this morning.
Mark limped his way to Jeno to calm him down and Y/n took care of Renjun (and Haechan, of course). She was in the middle of a conversation with Renjun when she felt a tug on her shirt.
Looking down, she saw a sleepy Jaemin rubbing his eyes. "I'm sleepy." he said. He must've been worn out from joining Haechan at every trouble he initiated.
"Oh, wait a second." she told him, he silently nodded.
"Haechan, can you please sit here with Renjun for a while?" she carefully put him beside the said boy.
"Huh? But why? Where are you going?" he asked her after he took out the popsicle out of his mouth.
She lifted Jaemin on her arms this time which Haechan frowned at. "I'll just go take him to his room. I'll be back, I promise." She waited him to say something but he stayed silent, glaring at the boy playing her hair, completely unaware of the piercing gaze of his stepbrother.
"Uhm, we'll go now..." she awkwardly informed him before making her way out of the room for the nth time of the day. This time, she's the one unaware of Jaemin sticking his tongue at Haechan to tease him. Before he could stomp his way to him, Y/n was already out of the room with Jaemin, leaving both Renjun and Haechan angry of different reasons.
Throughout the whole time she carried Jaemin to his room, he continued to play with her hair. Twirling silky strands of her hair on his small fingers, droopy eyes slowly closing and his head weighed on her shoulder.
Assuming that he fell asleep, Y/n could only sigh in relief that one of the most chaotic step brothers finally took his rest. After climbing a few more flight of stairs, she reached his room at last. The whole mansion is too big for her liking but she's not the one living here so she can't have something to say to it.
She pushed the door open, laying Jaemin on his queen sized bed then she covered half of his body with his comforters. "Sleep well, Jaemin." she kissed his forehead before she left him and he slept with a smile adorning his lips.
"What took you so long?" Haechan immediately asked her, arms crossed on his chest and his brows still furrowed together. "Haechan, you know how far Jaemin's room is from here. Come on, stop being sulky. I'm already here."
She glanced at Mark reading a book for Jisung, Chenle and Jeno on the table. "Why don't you join them?" Haechan shook his head. "Because I don't want to."
"Aren't you going to take your afternoon nap too?"
"No."
"What about—" he didn't let her finish her words as he stood up and stomped away out of the nursery room. He left her there confused. Renjun who had finally cooled off his anger approached her.
"He's mad at you."
Y/n looked down at him. "I just tucked Jaemin to sleep. Why'd he gotta make a big deal about it?" she asked as if she's talking to herself. Renjun knew the answer but didn't blurt out anything about it instead he held her hand.
"Can we go pick flowers on the garden?" she smiled at him with a nod. "Yeah, sure. Let's go."
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cj-sparkss · 3 years
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popsicle -
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note | edited and reposted warning | alcohol usage mentioned, nsfw, cursing, fingering, do not read if too young category | fluff/smut wc | 4.6k+ pairing | eren jeager & f!reader
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You’re sitting next to Reiner, who is currently eyeing the different girls in the pool, trying to decide who he was going to charm his way into and ask out next. You sigh, shaking your head at his antics. Typical. Slightly nudging Reiner with your elbow, you pull his gaze off of the girls in the pool. “Hey Reiner.” He hums in response, turning to look at you. “I’m going to go get a drink. I’ll be right back.”
He nods his head, and with that you stand up and walk over to the outside bar. Walking up to the man working the bar, you take a seat on one of the stools. “Can I have a piña colada? Virgin please.”
“Sure, no thing.”
“Thank you.”
“I’ll have the same thing she’s having.” Looking at the source of the voice, you see a tall, tanned skinned guy with long brown hair tied up in a messy bun walking up to the bar. He takes a seat a few stools away from you. You eye him up and down, taking in his appearance. Starting from the top, you notice his hair is slightly damp, wet strands of hair falling to the sides of his face, framing his structure. He must have been in the pool not long ago. Moving down to his chest, you immediately take notice of his beautiful and sculpted abs.
Damn he’s hot. Eyes moving even lower, you come across his grey shorts, eyeing a noticeable bulge in his pants.
Shit.
Your eyes linger for a little too long then they should have, leading the guy to notice your staring from his peripheral vision. He turns his face to look at you, an amused grin growing on his face. Cocking his head to the side, his mouth opens. “Like what you see?” You feel the heat rise to your cheeks. Realizing you were staring, you turn away in embarrassment, causing him to let out a low chuckle.
“Your drinks.” Thankfully saving you from the situation, the man working the bar slides both of you guys your drinks. You quickly grab it and take a sip, waddling away in your flip flops back to your spot next to Reiner. Feeling your presence next to him, he faces you. “Hey, you're back.”
“Yes I am.”
Looking down, you take a sip of your drink. Reiner playfully nudges you in the shoulder, noticing your distressed state. “What’s wrong? You look like you just saw a ghost.” Ignoring his question, you look up and you see the same guy from the bar on the other side of the pool, talking with a black haired girl and a shorter blonde haired boy boy. Letting your curiosity get the best of you, you decide to ask Reiner a question. “Hey Reiner, who is that?” You motion your chin to the brown haired boy. Reiner looks forward, a look of confusion falling on his face.
“Who is who?”
“The sexy guy on the other side talking to two people.” Laughing at your choice of words, Reiner sees who you’re talking about. “Oh him? That’s Eren Jaeger.”
“Eren Jaeger...” You let the name fall out of your lips, sounding it out for yourself.
Not letting you get away with your words so easily, Reiner plays with you. “So you think he’s sexy?”
“Oh, shut up. I just had an encounter with him at the bar.”
“Well you’re not wrong, he is sexy.” Laughing, you take another sip of your piña colada. Reiner continues. “And he thinks you are too.”
Nearly choking on your drink, you snap your head at Reiner, a confused look on your face. “What do you mean he thinks I am too?”
“I meann that he’s my friend. We were talking earlier and he was telling me how he thought you were pretty cute actually.” Finding his claim too hard to believe, you shake your head. “You’re shitting me.”
“Nope. I’m for real. He’s obviously interested in you. He’s been eyeing you the whole time we were here. You’re just too dense to notice.” You shoved his hard chest, the force nearly knocking him into the pool.
“If I find out you’re lying, I’m killing you.” Laughing, Reiner shakes his head in amusement. “You know you should get with him. I heard he's really good with his fingers if you know what I mean.” He wiggles his eyebrows at you, nudging your side a few times with his elbow. Nearly choking on your drink for the second time, you shake your head, bad memories starting to come back to you.
“No. I can’t.” Your voice quieting to a whisper, you talk so only he can hear you. “I haven’t been with anyone since the thing happened, remember?” Reiner nods his head in understanding, but he doesn’t stop there.
“Hey, don’t think about that, okay?” He sighs. “Exactly the reason you need to get with someone again. It’ll be good, trust me. And it won’t be that hard since he obviously wants to get with you too.” Shoving the terrible memories to the back of your head, you actually consider his statement. You look back to the other side of the pool searching for the brown headed boy, only to notice that he isn’t there. About to question where he is, you open your mouth to speak only to be interrupted by a light tap on your shoulder. You turn around, and to your surprise you see Eren standing tall behind you, eyes level with the very noticeable bulge in his grey shorts. Heat immediately rising to your cheeks, you turn away from the delicious view, stopping yourself before you stare again.
“Hey.” He looks down at you, drink still in his hand. 
“Oh, hey again.”
He nods his head at Reiner in a greeting manner. “Hey Reiner.”
“Hello Eren.” Chuckling to himself, Reiner stands up, moving to walk away. Confusion spreads on your face. “Hey, where are you going!”
“Don’t worry. I’ll see you later.” He wiggles his eyebrows at you in a teasing manner, cupping his hands around his mouth and mouths, “Get some!” Laughing, he turns and walks away, but he halts besides Eren and leans into his ear, whispering something to him only the two of them can hear. Once he finishes, he walks away.
Suddenly growing nervous, you fidget with your fingers. Eren’s crouches down beside you, his eyes looking into yours. “Mind if I sit here?” Placing your drink to the other side, you shake your head. “No, not at all.” He takes a seat beside you, placing his own drink on the other side of him and dipping his own feet into the water too. Not being able to help yourself, you side eye him up and down once again. This time there’s black sunglasses on the top of his head, stopping his bangs from falling to his face. You not so secretly admire his bare chest and his body, not knowing Eren is admiring yours as well. 
The sun is slowly setting before you, light shadows casting over the backyard, a cool breeze blowing in the air. Eren is the first one to talk.
“So, I haven’t seen you around before. Are you just moving here?” He turns to look at you, and the air is taken out of your lungs. God, his eyes, they're beautiful. A gorgeous shade of blue. No green. Turquoise? Either way, the sight is simply enough to melt everything else away. Eren’s question finally registering in your brain, you quickly snap yourself out of your daze, answering his question.
“No no not really, I just didn’t go out much during school. But now that summer is here I plan to get out more this time.” You can see his face light up in curiosity. “So I’ll be seeing more of you? He turns to the pool, nodding his head in satisfaction. “Good to know...”
“I guess you will.” A moment of silence falls before Eren opens his mouth again. “You aren’t going in the pool?
“Well actually,” You lower your head in slight embarrassment, “I don’t know how to swim.” Eren looks at you, a shocked look spread across his face. “You can’t swim?”
“Nope.” You say shaking your head, popping the p. His lips turn into a teasing grin. “Loser. Why go to a pool party if you can’t swim in the pool?” You look at him, your brain going into defensive mode. “Hey! Pool parties are fun. And you don’t actually have to go in the pool to have fun just so you know.”
“What if you get pushed into the pool?”
“Then I guess I’ll die a miserable death.” Laughing at your awfully morbid joke, Eren shakes his head. “I guess I’ll just have to protect you, huh.” Furrowing your eyebrows, you question what he means.
“What do you mean, you’ll just have to protec-” You are cut off by the sound of someone’s voice calling him. Both of you look over to the person. You see the same boy with blond hair that Eren was talking to earlier dramatically waving his hand over his head. “Hey Eren! Come on we’re about to start.” Eren sighs, nodding his head at the boy. “Coming!” He turns back to you.
“I guess I’ll talk to you later, non swimmer.” A brief look of disappointment falls on your face, but you quietly mask it with a smile, nodding your head. 
You liked talking to him. He was like a breath of fresh air, despite literally being outside, even if he was making fun of you. Giving you a heartwarming smile, he picks up his drink and stands up, about to walk away, but then he leans in to your ear. “Oh, I never got your name.” His breath is hot, and it tickles your skin, sending cold tingles down your spine. You catch a whiff of the pina colada he had earlier in his breath. You told him your name, and he repeated it under his breath, sounding it out on his own lips. “Pretty.” The way your name came out of his lips sounded like music to your ears. “Mines Eren.” 
With that he walks away, and almost as soon as Eren is out of your sight, Reiner returns to your side. “Hey, some of us are about to go inside to play a game, let’s go join them, and you can also meet some of my friends.” Sounding like a good idea to you, you nod your head and stand up from your position, leaving your pina colada. As you’re about to walk away, Reiner smirks, leaning in from the side into your ear.
“Wow, I bet you can’t wait till you two are in the bedroom.” Anger rising from the inside of you, you push Reiner again, this time actually pushing him into the pool.
Splash!
“Hey!” He flops around in the water, water splashing on you and all around. Erupting into a fit of laughter, you run away to get Reiner a towel to use as a peace offering before he can get out and push you in the pool too. You can’t be dying a miserable death this early.
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Side by side, you and Reiner walk into the living room. You are greeted by the sight of nine people sitting on the floor in a circle, a deck of playing cards in the middle. Wrapping his arm around your shoulder, Reiner moves to speak. “Hey guys! This is my friend.” He introduces you, and you smile at all of them, saying hi. You scan over the room, seeing all different types of people who look close to your age, and your eyes land on a certain brown haired boy in particular.
Eren.
Almost as if he can feel your staring, his turquoise eyes meet yours. You immediately rip your gaze away, moving closer to Reiner's side. He softly grabs your wrist, leading you both to a vacant spot in the circle. You end up sitting next to a blonde haired girl, who’s talking to someone else positioned on the other side of her. Turning to look at you, she introduces herself with a smile. “Hey, my name is Annie.”
“Oh, hey Annie.” You tell her your name. “Nice to meet you.”
“Nice to meet you too.” She brings her attention back to the person she was talking to. Looking around once more, you see that you’re sitting almost directly across from Eren, his eyes already on you. Feeling a little uncomfortable, you desperately try to avoid his piercing gaze, looking to the ground and fidgeting with your fingers.
“Ok so guys!” The same average sized blonde haired boy that called Eren earlier clasps his hands together and begins talking. “We are going to be playing a card game called Screw Your Neighbor.” He looks around the room. “Do any of you guys not know how to play?” Remembering the familiar game since you played it at a previous party, you shake your head no along with everyone else.
He smiles a gorgeous smile. “Great, so let’s get started.” And the game begins.
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For the first night of summer, you have more fun than you have had all year. A lot of that fun must be due to the fact you’ve had to drink a few times due to losing. But luckily, you’re not even close to drunk, as it takes a lot for you to just get wasted. But you are a little tipsy. And you also really aren't the best at card games, even if it’s just a game of pure luck.
Not paying attention to your surroundings much, you don’t notice Eren’s turquoise gaze on you while eating. By now almost everyone has a snack with them, and apparently Eren has the messiest one. You’ve been stealing glances at him all night, and when you look over at him, you see that he has a melting popsicle in his hand, the treat dripping down his wrist. He has some of the popsicle trickling down the sides of his mouth, but he doesn’t seem to pay any mind to it, and neither does anyone else. This must be normal for him to eat like an animal.
His pink tongue darts out of his mouth, the tip slowly licking the juice that got on the sides. Once again feeling your gaze like some psychotic person, Eren’s eyes meet yours, a mischievous glint twinkling in his eyes.
Eren’s going to have his fun with you.
Bringing the popsicle up to his mouth, he sticks it into his mouth, very slowly moving it all the way in. His tongue swirls around the popsicle, licking all the excess juice off, turquoise eyes never leaving yours. Eyes glued to Eren mouth fucking his popsicle, your head is telling you to look away, but you just can't. He is still shirtless, the melting popsicle trickling pink down his bare chest. He very slowly but surely takes a popsicle out of his mouth, sucking on every inch about to come out.
How the fuck has no one called him out.
He’s basically eye fucking you, turquoise eyes undressing you from across. Swiping his tongue around his mouth, he licks the melted popsicle from his lips. Heat rising to your cheeks, you decide that this is too much for you. You need a way to get out of this.
Standing up abruptly, you make your excuse. “Hey guys, can someone show me the bathroom?” Just finishing the popsicle, Eren immediately shoots up from his seat, not even wasting a moment for his chance. He gives you another mischievous smile, obviously planning something in his head. “Here, I’ll show you.” Looking to the side, you see Reiner shooting you a knowing smirk. Rolling your eyes at him, you hesitantly nod your head at Eren. He walks over to your side and leans in to your ear like before.
“Enjoy the show?” His voice is low and seductive, sweet breath tickling your skin. 
Tha - thump.
Another throb down below. Oh Lord you just met this man and the things he’s already doing to you without even doing anything. Noticing your frozen state, Eren just laughs, shaking his head in amusement.
He knows what he’s doing.
“Follow me.” Eren walks in front of you and leads you into a hallway. He comes to a stop in front of the door, looking back at you. “It’s right in here.” He turns the handle and walks in, holding the door open for you. You walk into a bedroom that looks un-slept. The bed is neatly made, fluffy white sheets and white pillows, not a single item out of place. This must be the guest room.
Eren walks to another door, opening it and turning on a light switch. “Here.” He nudges his head towards the doorway. “Thank you.” Your voice comes on as a whisper, afraid that if it’s any louder it might just crack. He nods his head and steps out of the bathroom. “Welcome.”
You walk into the bathroom, mentally going through everything in your mind that just happened. What is this boy doing? Because if he’s trying to seduce you, hell, it's working. Reiner was right, it has been a while since you have received any pleasure at all. Maybe today was the day to continue. Start fresh. The past is the past. Breathing in and out, you muster up all the courage you have in you to go and make your move. You got this. Slowly turning the door handle, you open the door and walk back into the bedroom to see an Eren sitting on the bed, scrolling through his phone. His face turns up to look at you once you enter the room.
“Hey. Are you feeling okay?” 
“Yeah. Yeah, I’m fine. Thank you for asking.”
Eren nods his head, slipping his phone into his pocket. He stands up, making his way over to you. You also walk closer to him, both of you closing the gap between your bodies, leaving some personal space. His eyes look into yours. “Are you ready to go now?” He tilts his head sideways. You take a step closer to Eren, causing him to raise up an eyebrow in curiousness. Suddenly becoming bold, you get right to the point.
“I kind of want to do something first.” He walks closer to you again, leaning his head down only inches away from yours. “What do you want to do?” You can smell the fruity popsicle in his breath, the scent delighting to your nose, only making you lean your face in closer to his. You sink your teeth into your lips, and his eyes flicker down to look at them.
“This.” Grabbing his face and pulling it closer to you, you attach your lips to his. He immediately kisses you back, lips molding against one another, but then he breaks away for a brief moment, holding your wrists, your hands still on his cheeks.
“How many drinks did you have?” Smiling, you shake your head. “Not much. I’m not drunk. Trust me.” Eren eyes you for a moment, and then he knows it’s true, afterall he can tell when someone is wasted.
“So it’s okay if I kiss you?” You nod your head. “I thought you’d never ask.”
Not wasting any time, Eren connects his lips with yours again, tilting his head to the side, deepening the kiss. He softly grabs your hands from your face, moving them to his shoulders. You then move your hands to wrap around his neck, pulling him down to you. His arms snake around your waist, pulling your flesh against his and letting you feel his abs pressing against your stomach. His big hands trail down your curves, stopping at your ass and squeezing, causing you to gasp against his lips.
Eren’s lips are soft and smooth. The kiss is nice and tender, bad memories from earlier disappearing from your mind. His tongue swipes across your bottom lip, requesting for access to enter your mouth. You comply, opening your mouth and letting his tongue move in. His tongue darts around your mouth, licking everything in its path. His tongue finds yours, and his own swirls around it, the popsicle move coming into play. You fight him for access, moving your own tongue inside his mouth for your turn. You taste the fruity popsicle in his mouth, savoring the flavor.
Watermelon.
The kiss goes on for a minute, you being the first to pull away for air. You look into Eren’s eyes, stupid grins on both of your faces. He rests his forehead against yours, softly rubbing patterns against your back with his fingers .“That was not bad for someone that can’t swim”, he breathes out.
 “You're never going to let that go, are you?”
“Not planning to.”
Laughing, his lips connect to your jaw, then moves down, tracing warm and wet kisses down your neck. Searching for your sweet spot, he knows he has found it when you let out a soft moan, the sound music to his years. He sucks on it for a while, you only realize what he was doing once the spot is already marked.
“Hey! Why’d you do that!”
“Relax princess. I’m simply just marking my territory.” His voice is low and husky, sending another wave of shivers down your spine. Smiling against your neck, Eren’s fingers lightly trace down to your thighs. He softly taps on them a few times.
“Jump.”
Listening to his command, you jump into his arms, your legs instinctively wrapping against his waist, his hands grabbing at your thighs. His lips connect back to yours, this time the kiss more hungry, longing for more. He walks you both over to the bed, resting your back against the bed, ruffling up the white sheets. Kissing you for another minute more, his lips trace down your neck, down your collar bones, and onto your shirt. He places kisses down the neck of your shirt, and to one of your breasts, his other hand softly massaging the other. Playfully tugging your shirt, he disconnects his mouth and looks into your eyes again. Smiling a stupid grin at you, he tilts his head.
“Can I undress you?” 
Butterflies erupt through your body. Smiling at his sweetness, you nod your head yes. Without wasting a moment, Eren sets you up at the edge of the bed. You raise your hands to give him easier access, and he slowly and seductively pulls your shirt off of your body. He throws it to who knows where, revealing your red laced bra. Smiling a lopsided grin, Eren looks back at you.
“I like the bra. Sexy.” You smile back at him. “Thank you, I try my best.”
Laughing, Eren’s mouth connects with your body again, making his way down your stomach, leaving hot and wet kisses all over. He comes to your waistband, and looks up at you for confirmation before doing anything. You nod your head. Coming back down, he slowly unbuttons your jeans shorts, and pulls the zipper down even slower, knowing damn well what he’s doing. “C'mon Eren.” You place your hands in his hair, whining at his teasing. Finally, he pulls your shorts and panties down in one go and throws them to the same place as your shirt, revealing your soaking wet cunt. Smirking at your pussy, he shakes his head. “Damn, already that wet, and I haven’t even done anything. Do I turn you on that much?” You smack him in the head, heat rising to your cheeks. “Oh, shut up.”
He chuckles. “It's okay baby, you turn me on too.” Not giving you any time to react, Eren rubs your clit, rubbing in slow circles. You try to suppress your moans, afraid that someone will hear you guys in the living room. Rubbing even faster, Eren’s looks into your eyes.
“Let me hear you. Okay princess?” He drags his finger between your folds, making you call out his name. “E- Eren,” You cry out, your words turning into a breathy moan. “That’s what I like to hear. Fuck, you're gorgeous.” He softly muttered against your thighs. Climbing on top of you, Eren connects his lips with you, a soft and slow kiss this time while you wrap your legs around his torso. Slowly, Eren slips one finger into you, groaning at how you clench around his finger. His finger thrusts into you, hitting your sensitive spots. “Shit, Eren.”
“Fuck.” Eren slips another finger into you, causing you to cry out, the already huge bulge in his pants only growing at your sweet sounds. His thumb rubs your clit in circles, the feeling enough to make you go crazy. You scrape your fingers against his back, leaving red lines along his skin. His fingers repeatedly thrust into you, Eren groaning at the lewd noises coming from your slick. Back arching to a curve, your breasts press against his chest. You squeeze your eyes due to the pleasure, throwing your head back into the bed.
“No, no. Look at me baby.” You comply, opening your eyes again, eyes meeting turquoise ones.
“Eren… faster.” He knuckles deep, the pleasure consuming your mind. Grinding your hips to match the wonderful rhythm of Eren’s fingers, you knew you were about to cum. You moan his name out loudly, not caring if everyone could hear you outside. His fingers thrusted into you again, hitting the exact spot you need it to, you come undone on his fingers, leaving a tinted substance. Panting and legs shaking after reaching your high, you watch Eren bring his fingers to his mouth and lick your arousal off, not leaving a single drop left to waste. “You taste so good princess.” He leans in to kiss you, and you can taste yourself on his lips, mixed in with the sweet watermelon flavor from his messy desert.
“Are you guys okay in there?” Loud banging on the door startles you, a yelp coming from your lips. Eren climbs off of you, standing and trying to fix the tightness in his pants. Your lips turning into a small pout at the loss of the warm feeling of his body on top of yours. Grabbing your panties and shorts, he walks to you, Eren gives you a cheeky smile. He kneels down before you, stretching out your underwear and looking up at you through his eyelashes. Getting the gist, you place your right leg into one hole, left leg in the other. Then he helps you with your jeans shorts and your shirt, the same process repeating. 
“Have fun?”
“I did actually… Did you?”
“Mhm, a lot.”
More banging on the door.
“Yeah, yeah. We’re fine! Coming out now.” Eren rolls his eyes in annoyance, reaching his hand into his pocket. Pulling out his phone, he scrolls and taps for a bit before reaching a page and handing it to you. “Mind if I get your number?” Nodding your head, you grab his phone from your hand and type in your number. After double checking if you typed in the right one, you hand it back to him.
Eren winks at you, the simple gesture causing butterflies to ignite throughout your body. “Thank you princess.” He walks up to the exit. Both of you forget about the now messy bed, the only thing important right now being each other. Opening the door, Eren steps to the side, allowing you to go first. “After you my lady.”
“Thank you sir.” Before you step out, Eren leans into your ear, lips grazing over your skin. He sensed the sadness radiating off your body. “It’s okay baby. We can continue another day. We have all summer after all.”
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hawksugarbaby · 3 years
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Kirishima x reader- Freezer burn
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Quirk info: you have fire breath, you're always too warm because there's literally fire inside of our body. It also means when people are close to you they're really warm to, you're pretty much a radiator.
"Bro... (y/n) is eating a popsicle" Kaminari muttered to Kirishima who was unable to peel his eyes away from you no matter hoe hard he tried. "I know bro" is it wrong to be looking at her like this, I can't look away she was just perfect and- *crunch*
The boys watched in horror as you bit off the top of the popsicle and there was a very audible screech from the middle of the courtyard you and your classmates were in. you thought someone was hurt so you instinctively whipped your head around to see where the noise came from but instead, you saw sero and kaminari dragging Kirishima away to the door with bakugo holding the door open and signalling like a marshaller to hurry up and get him out of the courtyard. You shrugged and continued to much on your popsicle and made a mental note to ask Kirishima about it later.
Kaminari sat him on the couch and sat down next to him and handed him a water bottle. Bakugo knew something needed to be done, he wouldn't sit there and let his friend suffer, he stormed up to the boys and stood in front of them "OI, you need to fucking get it together shitty hair. You might as well just ask her to suck your dick dude" Kirishima choked on his water, most of it landing on his vest "BRO! I- I don't want that I just want her to... be my girlfriend and stuff you know" he said rubbing behind his neck in embarrassment "hey if it makes you feel better, think of how todoroki feels, midoriya's wearing leggings and I'm pretty sure he deepthroated that popsicle" he said though not really helping the conversation. "Why can't I just be normal around her?" he asked burying his head in his hands "just fucking go back outside and be yourself" bakugo reasoned, this time with some much better advice.
While this conversation went on inside the house you realised it was getting hotter, originally you had come outside in a white bodysuit and (f/c) shorts and a hoodie. to begin with, you had sandles on, but you had to take those off, your hoodie was who knows where and you were standing in the fountain as if it was a waterfall accepting the fact that you were being drenched with cold water, but you were still too hot. You had been through at least 4 popsicles so far, todoroki had already tried to help as much as he could but to no avail and as the sun climbed higher into the sky the temperature went up also.
"Fuck this" you shouted and ran back into the dorm not realising that your white bodysuit was pretty much see-through by now. You sprinted past the boys on the couch to the kitchen and there it was your lord and saviour... the freezer. You wandered round to the commons and asked, "hey who wants to help me get in the freezer?" they looked at you with confusion and 3/4 boys looked in the other direction while Kirishima turned the colour of his hair "d-do you want t-to change your t-shirt first?" he asked and you looked down realizing everyone could see what was underneath your top "oh no I'm wearing a bra how unfortunate, Kiri help me get in the freezer!" you said pulling him up from the couch and dragging him to the kitchen "(y/n), no I mean if your shirt's wet and you're in the freezer you'll get hypothermia" he pointed out, even though that certainly wasn't what he meant but he didn't want to be rude.
You stopped realizing he had a good point "then I'll just take it off?" you said and walked towards the closest bathroom "NO (Y/N) THAT'S NOT MUCH BETTER" he shouted after you making you stop again, he looked around for a better idea and suddenly a small lightbulb appeared above his head (in his mind) "here take my vest" he said pulling it over his head and handing it to you, he had no issue showing his abs off. Your face lit up red at the sight of his gorgeous body and you took the vest and sped toward the bathroom.
You came back with his vest on which covered your shorts since you were a fair bit shorter than him and... another popsicle? "Where did you even get that!" Kirishima asked questioning how you could have got a popsicle "hun I keep popsicles all over the dorms, I'm not going to suffer if it's a hot day" you said continuing to suck on the (f/f) popsicle not realising what it looked like to him. "Um (y/n), d-did you take your bra off?" he asked noticing there was no band showing at the back of the vest (y' know how you get those vests with the really deep backs?) "well yeah that was wet too so it just made sense," you said, making a good point 'okay Kirishima calm down. Your crush is wearing your vest, without a bra, and eating a popsicle... I wonder how far- NO'
The brilliant thing about the freezers in your dorm was how big and empty they were, you were teenagers, after all, you weren't going to put very much effort into making food so that freezer was never more than a quarter full. "So what's our gameplan here?" he asked looking in the freezer and putting down a blanket to make it slightly more comfortable for you "lift me up, and put me in the freezer, but leave the top open so I can breathe," you told him the plan and he nodded "okay 3, 2, 1, go," you said and clutched to your boxes of popsicles. he picked you up by the waist and placed you in the freezer and you sat down taking in the cold air, he looked over the side and smiled "care to join me kiri?" you asked patting the spot next to you, he thought for the second and his conclusion was, what's the worst that could happen? He vaulted over the side and landed like a gymnast in the freezer and sat down next to you.
You both sighed and shut your eyes letting the cool air surround you. The good part was that neither of you would absolutely freeze because you yourself were always too hot anyway, and you kept Kirishima warm also.
"why did you get dragged out of the courtyard earlier?" you asked checking off your mental note to ask about it and sitting in the freezer together seemed like the perfect time to ask about it "o-oh um there was- there was a wasp" he said lying through his pointy teeth. you unwrapped another popsicle and shook your head "the manly red riot is scared of wasps?" you asked offering him a popsicle that he pushed away, the way you said his hero name sounded so much better than the way he did "uh, yeah just. Don't like them. Too buzzy" "but you're fine with bees?" he looked at you with surprise, how did you know he liked bees? "I never said I liked bees" he pointed out and you laughed "Kiri yesterday you went out into the courtyard specifically to, and I quote 'water the flowers so the bees are happy'" you said remembering him walking around in a short-sleeved flannel with a silver watering can "how do you know what I said?"
you didn't feel like telling him you got distracted from your studying because he was taking care of the bees so instead you changed the subject slightly "it's the popsicle isn't it," you asked pointing to him with the frozen goodness in your hand "w-what gives you that idea?" he asked looking away "hm just something about how you keep looking at me when I eat one and you grimace every time I bite it?" you point out looking at him even though he wouldn't look back, no answer "if you want me to suck your dick just ask dude" "WHAT" you laughed at his response and it took you a minute to calm down "I'm kidding I'm kidding," you told him and he let out a sigh of relief.
"Yeah it's the popsicle," he said folding his arms across his chest "you could've just told me how you felt dummy. You know that right" you said poking his cheek with the newest popsicle stick "well (y/n)... I like you like I really like you like I want you to be my girlfriend kind of like you" he said confidently. "I like you too, and I will happily be your girlfriend," you told him and leaned your head on his shoulder "you're really hot" "why thank you" you laughed knowing that wasn't exactly what he meant but the compliment still stood.
BONUS CONTENT
"So how far down can you-" "KIRI!" a silence fell between you "...Full thing" and he looked at you with surprise "wanna see?" "YES"
Part 2 here
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karlajoyner · 3 years
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Sick (Charlie Gillespie x Reader)
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A/n: Hey guys I hope you guys enjoy this one! I'm currently trying to work on the requests I have to get done but I somewhat have a good idea on how I want a lot of them to go....now I just need to write them. Also I do have a taglist if you wanna be added to it. Okay byeee!!
Requested by: @riverdalefan2019 (Tumblr)
Warnings: None
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I made my way into my shared apartment after a long day at work, exhausted after spending hours treating patients.
Immediately spotting a note on the countertop. A small smile formed on my face as I recognized the chicken scratch written on it.
"I tried to stay awake my love but I was just too tired. Don't hesitate to wake me up if you want to feel loved and appreciated!
                      ~ Charlie
I read quietly taking a look at the clock. 3:34am. He had a whole weekend to make me feel loved and appreciated as did I.
Deciding on letting him rest I removed my coat and shoes leaving them by the door before making my way into our shared bedroom.
I turned on the bedside lamp, straight away spotting my boyfriends body under the covers.
I sighed contently moving over to my dresser to grab a pair of pajamas when I heard the sheets begin to shuffle.
"Y/n?" A raspy voice called out to me.
"Babe. Did I wake you?" I asked worriedly pulling out a pair of silk pajama shorts and a cami. Placing them at the top of the dresser.
"No, no I was having trouble sleeping" He coughed sitting up. I turned around getting a good look at his disheveled appearance. A frown forming on my face. "Are you okay?" I questioned grabbing my scrubs from my bag and dumping them into the dirty clothes.
"I'm fine just a little tired is all. How was your shift at the hospital?"
"It wasn't too bad today. I'm just glad I have a whole weekend to recover before going back" I said watching him lean against the headboard. Slowly closing his eyes and reopening them.
"Are you sure your okay Charlie?"
"I'm fine"
"Yeah well as a nurse, I'm fine isn't gonna cut it for me"
"Don't go all professional on me now" He teased as I walked over to my work bag.
"I kinda have to it's my job as your girlfriend who works with sick people everyday. I have to make sure your not contagious" I spoke walking over to him.
"How've you been feeling?" I asked placing a hand on his forehead.
"Tired"
"Does your head hurt?"
"A bit" He sniffled. Stuffy nose.
"Open" I spoke taking a look into his mouth.
"How do your muscles feel?" I spoke putting the popsicle stick I had used in a ziplock bag to throw away.
"You tell me baby" He joked flexing his arm.
"Charles"
"Fine. Sorry. They're actually a little weak" I sighed sticking a thermometer in his mouth.
"I missed you" He tried to speak reaching his hand out to take mine. I quickly retracted it watching hurt take over his face.
"Baby I love you but your sick" I explained hearing the thermometer beep.
"I don't think I'm sick"
"Really? Cause this thermometers telling me you've got the flu"
"I do?"
"Yup. Which means your on bedrest until you get better"
"Nope. There's no way that's gonna happen"
"And why not?"
"Because we've had this whole weekend planned out with fun activities for weeks and I'm not gonna let a little cold ruin that"
"It's not a little cold it's the flu. And I'm sure we can find another free weekend to lounge around all day and watch movies"
"We we're gonna do other stuff too" He pouted.
"Save it Charlie. You are not doing anything that doesn't involve you laying in this bed" He seemed to perk up at my suggestion a smirk forming on his face.
"No. Not that either" I spoke a pout taking over his face.
"But-"
"No buts. You need rest"
"I can't. I've been tossing and turning all night. Can we cuddle?" I internally groaned looking at the digital clock on the bedside table.
"Charlie it's contagious. I can't risk getting sick" My heart broke as I watched sadness wash over his face.
"But I wanna cuddle"
"If you feel any better tomorrow. We can cuddle. Until then I've got to sleep on the couch tonight"
"Your not even gonna sleep with me" He complained.
"Get some rest" I said placing my hand on his cheek feeling him lean into my touch.
"I love you" I smiled sweetly at him.
"I love you too Y/n" he croaked out coughing afterwards.
"Night Charlie"
"Goodnight baby" He called out after me.
I woke up to sound of my alarm ringing. Wanting nothing more than to sleep for just a few more hours.
Unfortunately enough I had a sick boyfriend to tend to so I quickly got up, going to put a chicken soup on the stove. Just the way he liked it.
"Charlie" I sang entering the room to see a scatter of tissues around the bed.
"We ran out of tissues so I had to grab toilet paper. He sniffled holding up a roll of new toilet paper.
"I take it your not feeling any better?" I asked putting down the tray of soup on the dresser.
"Nope. I think it got worse. Which sucks cause now I can't kiss you"
"We have plenty of time for that later" I spoke tucking him back in.
"I brought you soup"
"Thank you for taking care of me"
"Of course baby. You know? We could still have a great weekend" I said picking up the dirty tissues and throwing them into the trash bin in the corner of the room.
"How?" Charlie asked blowing on the soup.
"We could watch some movies later in the living room. We'll just sit on different couches" I suggested.
"Sounds good?"
"Sounds amazing beautiful" He spoke in a groggy voice.
It had been a few hours of Charlie laying in bed while I did some online shopping enjoying the peace and silence in the apartment.
The two of us sharing small talk bringing up memories from the day we first met, to our first date, to the present day.
"Baby!" Charlie called out to me.
"Yes Charles" I toyed with the boy spinning around on the armchair at the desk.
"Can we watch movies now? I'm tired of laying here"
"Yes" I answered watching a smile form on his face.
I sighed settling down onto the couch watching as my boyfriend scrolled through the endless movies on Netflix.
"What do you wanna watch?"
"The notebook"
"Do you wanna see me cry woman?" He asked exasperatedly making me giggle.
"Awww your such a softie" I said watching him put the movie on anyways.
"I am not"
"Sure Charlie" I laughed once more as the movie started.
I looked over at my boyfriend to see him attempting to get comfortable. Rolling my eyes I got up to sit next to him.
"Come on" I said patting my lap.
"Really?" He asked making me nod.
"What if I get you sick?"
"Then I'll take a couple days off work. No biggie"
"You'd do that for me?"
"Of course you big dummy" He grinned at my response placing his head on my lap. Immediately getting comfortable with a blanket on his body.
"I love you" He muttered.
"I love you too Charlie" I whispered contently running my fingers through his hair as the first movie of the night played.
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theodora3022 · 4 years
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can i ask hcs for tamaki, mirio, deku and todo crushing on fem reader from 1A who is an absolute role model but has a cold personality, like, they're the smartest in the class, they have the strongest quirk, they're always n1 in exercises/tests, etc.
Hello there! Thank you for the request! Refreshing to write some fluffs since I just finished a yandere story lol. I’m not the best at writing a cold reader, as I am a friendly person myself.
Warning: Soft fluffs
Izuku Midoriya
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Your #1 fanboy since day 1. How you carry yourself across the room, the way you master your quirk like a pro, even the way you bite into your favorite ice cream... Izuku got it all down in that notebook.
You can act all cold and distant all you want; it is not going to stop Izuku!
He admires how you follow every rule, never stepping out of line. To him, you are the dictionary definition of a good student. Your marvellous grades are just another layer of awesomeness.
He notices how you would talk to the girls sometimes, but never consider them as “friends” or get attached to anyone. Being your friend is mission impossible? Consider Deku motivated.
One day he would approach you in the library, asking about a difficult question concerning history class. You would invite him to sit down with you and explain with great detail. When Izuku made a silly mistake, you chuckled.
He never heard or seen you laugh before, so he just froze there with astoundment.
That is when Izuku realize his feelings for you are more then simple admiration, more then the regular star-fan relationship. He would stick to you like a love-sick puppy from now on, beware.
After months of trying, you finally start to warm up to him. When he finally gathered the courage to ask you why you do not like making friends, you told him the story of your childhood. When you were young, you did not have a good control over your powerful quirk, and you had caused some permanent damage to some of your childhood friends. When you finally mastered it, you are already used to solitude. So you just did not bother.
“I’m surprised you want to spend time with someone like me, you surely have other friends.”
Why would you say such things? You are such an amazing person? Izuku is not going to let you hate yourself any longer.
Shoto Todoroki
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You two are cut from the same cloth, both act aloof toward others.
That made Shoto curious about your backstory, as his is tragic as hell
Ever the good girl, how you always stay in top 3 in every test is beyond him. The only person who could rival you is Momo.
Seeing you spend almost all of your free time in the training grounds, makes Shoto wonder about why you are not chatting with you friends.
So he asked to join you for training. You accept, as he is one of the best in your class.
Training with you had made him realize how strong you are, he feels like he is back to the kid training with his father again. The way you strike at every opening mercilessly is breathtaking. You are so graceful, even your battle moves look like a dance.
That is when Shoto found he had fall for you, hard.
Being the two loners of your class, it is not hard for him to suggest doing group projects together. Once he got close to you, Shoto found you are actually a kind soul, so why you shut everyone else with that cold attitude first?
You say you would tell him, but not before Shoto told you his story first.
When he finishes, you are almost in tears. You had always known Endeavor is a cruel, harsh man, but abusing his own family like that? It is awful. His story makes yours pale in comparison.
Pulling him into a hug, you gently pat his back and say all is going to be okay.
Shoto would have an internal panic attack: He was not expecting you to take things this far? But he is happy to have this moment you, nevertheless.
After hearing how you injured your friends, and how you used to see yourself as a menace to others, Shoto would feel so sorry, as he promised you are not a threat anymore, so you could have friends.
Take you out for Sushi that night, that is the first time he seen your eyes lit up like a Christmas tree. He made a silent promise to himself: Shoto would make sure that glow stays.
“Let me be your fireplace in the winter, and your popsicle in the summer.”
Mirio Togata
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Different from all the other boys, Mirio realize he is in love with you the moment he lay eyes on you. It’s love at first sight!
How can you be cold to him? Honestly, you will be a bit overwhelmed by his sunshine and warmth and stutter, breaking that icy façade you worked so hard on.
Mirio knows his way around shy or cold people: just look at him and Tamaki!
You are the only one who can land a hit on him during that brutal training session! Talk about a great first impression.
Would ask Midoriya all about you, from your performance on tests to your best friend.
Surprised to hear you do not really have any friends. An incredible, beautiful girl like you? Having no friends? What is happening in the world now...?
You start running into Mirio everywhere, it is like he memorized your schedule perfectly. He would attempt to make small talk at first, not getting discouraged when you give curt replies to his series of questions.
One day you would bluntly ask him why he is paying so much attention to you, surely he got more important stuff to do as a graduating student.
“But you are my priority.” Of course he did not say that out loud, it would only scare you away. He just says he happens to be free now.
When you accidently twisted your ankle while descending the stairs, luck is on Mirio’s side. He would pick you up and take you to the nurse’s office at that second!
He asked you why are you so distant towards other people, did something happen?
You guess you could tell him, since he just saved you a painful long walk.
“Don’t worry, you won’t hurt me! You got a better control over your quirk now, right? So why don’t you start opening up to other people again? Isolation is not good for you.”
Seeing him urging you to consider so earnestly, you couldn’t bring yourself to say no to Mirio.
“You can start with me! Hi there, I am Mirio Togata and I would like to by your friend!”
You would laugh at his foolish phrase; it would be a moment he would cherish forever. Your precious smile.
He would guard that at all costs.
Tamaki Amijiki
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How would you two initiate things?? Two introverts?? No way you two are just going to start talking by yourselves miraculously.
Tamaki is impressed, you were the only one in your class who managed to land a hit on Mirio! Why aren’t you the champion of the sports festival?
He found himself staring at you at lot when you were not looking. This dude is confused...what is this fluffy feeling in his chest? “IT”S CALLED LOVE, my friend!” Mirio almost broke his eardrums.
So when Fatgum said he would consider taking on one or two more work-study students, Tamaki recommended you and Kirishima.
The older man would notice the way he sings your praises, how you already grasped your quirk at such a young age, how your swiftness grants you endless advantage in battle. He would encourage Tamaki to say more, until the ravenette finally notice his intentions.
Oh, his shy little intern has a crush! How adorable, Fatgum has to do something.
Fatgum would be your wingman, no kidding. He would give you two a lot of alone time, saying Tamaki is experienced enough. Usually he would leave you two in the back while he and Kirishima walks in the front when patrolling.
Awkward silence is irritating, even for an unsociable person like yourself. So you would fill in the void with some chatter. The progress is slow though, as you are never talkative, and neither is Tamaki.
When he finally gathers the courage to ask you to train together during school, Tamaki would stutter. He did not expect to you to accept so soon, as you are already so good.
You are stunned by his quirk, even giving praises. You would start to bring him all kinds of food, just to see how he can utilize them in training.
“My quirk is nothing like yours, yours is everchanging! Mine is just so plain and boring compare to yours.”
Please do not say such bad things about yourself... You are amazing, quirk or no quirk.
You would start to join him and his friends for lunch whenever you have a break together and finds friendship to be a beautiful thing.
You would become a friendlier person not just towards Tamaki, but towards others too. He is happy that you have other friends now, but he would forever be your first friend in such a long time. You’ll remember him forever; Tamaki would make sure of that.
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mcshiiin · 4 years
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Title: Not My Energy
Pairings: KageHina
Sypnosis: A short, sad songfic about the two where Hinata lost his ability to fly
Song used: Not my Energy by IV of Spades
[A/n: Thank you for reading! I hope u enjoy huhu]
"I've ran out of reasons, reasons to comfort my mind."
Harbingers of daybreak busted his windows open. With gleaming dark eyes and sleek black talons, a crow stared straight to his soul. A sudden prickling sensation running from his toes began clobbering his body, rendering him paralyzed. Panting... Gasping... Drowning his mind in a sea of sorrow.
"Illusions, delusions. Confusions are running inside."
Hinata, despite sinking down the shallow waters feels as if he's floating mid-ar, going "boing boing". Slowly plummeting down the sea floor, he never hit the bottom. Instead, he landed rather harshly on the plywood surface of the gym. A familiar stinging pain on his palm smiled at him viciously. Taken aback, he grabbed his thumping, hollow chest and inhaled as much air as he could. An unforgiving force clashed against his torso, almost obliteraring him before the ceiling collapsed.
"Pale lips and dark lies has conquered the dreamer's eyes."
Poring dreamily at the honey glazed tree tops with hooded eyes, a sigh escaped from his drought ridden lips. While licking away the parchness on his lips, a worried yet kind gaze cut through him from the opened door.
"Sho-kun, you're going to be alright. Don't worry sweetie, we're here for you."
"Nii-chan! Hang in there. I love you!"
The warmth from his sister's hug dissipated into thin air. The soft caress from his Mom ghosted above his puffed out cheeks. Forcing his lips to curl upwards, he fooled them. Just as how their words of affirmation and consolidation were mere lies to comfort him.
" 'Cause there is something in those eyes I can never find, boy."
"Hinata boke..."
Shoyo swore Kageyama's voice were softer than ever. Terrified to face him, the bed ridden boy looked away. His bones shaking. His muscles tensed up.
"I don't want to dive in those same steel blue orbs..."
He kept his mouth silent. He kept his resolve solid. Then it crumbled down.
A feverish touch was ignited from Kageyama's fingertips grazing atop Hinata's trembling hand. The setter is careful enough not to break him, delicately and softly, he slid his hand and interwined it with his partner's. Shoyo's ribcage shattered, his throbbing heart and strained heartstrings tore it down.
His orbs stung with pain as he stared back at steel blue ones.
"I'm sick and tired of the noices, the voices. Everything seems magical."
"We're here for you, Hinata."
"Call us anytime!"
"I'm sure everything will be figured out by the adults. Cheer up, Hinata!"
"Let's buy popsicles when you're discharged, ne Shoyo?"
"Here's some food for you, eat up. You're getting thinner. Ne? I'm the best senpai aren't I?"
"gET WELL SOON AND WE'LL PRAY FOR YOU!"
"Don't worry too much. Idiots don't get sick, tch."
"Tsukki's right, you'll be okay, Hinata."
"I--no we, are here for you. Don't worry about catching up to class, I can teach you anytime!"
"Get some rest and take care please."
"I won't bother you with my words, Hinata-kun. You'll be okay, I'll pray for it."
"Rest up well, kid."
Everything and everyone seemed to pass by in a blur. Their faces muddled together like a murky pond. Indis​cern​ible. Chafing. Quaint. As if it never happened, as if he never heard anything.
"I'm sorry but there's nothing that we can do..."
"D-doctor no-!"
What? He heard nothing. His mother's face didn't crumple to despair. Her hands didn't ball into a fist. Her lips did not quiver. She never looked at him with those eyes.
No. Natsu is a sweet and clingy sister, her hugging him to death is nothing. She always said that his hands are rough, calloused, and big. They're also warm, and emollient. Maybe that's why she's holding it tight. Oh? Natsu is drooling. He chuckled, overseeing the shuddering figure of his dear sister.
 
Such an ethereal dream it is.
"And yes, my mind is awakened, dead conscience. Eveyday's a torture for me."
Panting heavily whilst swimming in a sea if sweat, Shoyo is wide awake. But, awake from what? Running away from what, his reality or his nightmares? Scampering to and fro, for what? Just to slam his head on a rock, trying to shake his dreams up.
He doesn't know what's hounding hin anymore.
He run a hand through his thick tuft of hair, unable to get back to sleep. A frown creeping up on his lips as he tries to pry his gaze to his legs. His world stilled. His breathing stopped. His mind blown to smithereens.
It hurts. The seering pain from mid-thigh down to his calf. It hurts, so he screamed.
"No I am not holding on to the darkness, 'cause you're already in my mind."
Natsu must be lying, his hands isn't big at all! She probably hasn't seen Kageyama's slender, setter hands. They look also pretty. Tobio's obviously taking good care of it, he bet that he goes as far as taking it to the nail salon. He's both dilligent and an idiot. He wants himself to be in a perfect condition so he can exert his best every game.
Shoyo wonders what lotion his setter is using. He want to buy one for himself too. How irksome it is to look at your partner's long fingers, perfectly groomed nails (it must be nice to have a manicure once), and mosturized, vanilla scented palms whilst yours is anything like that.
"Hmm spacing out?"
Tobio snaked his arms to his frail waist. Nudging his face deep into Shoyo's neck. So warm. So cool. So comfortable. Too real.
"Nah, I'm barely hanging."
"And if you would walk alone, then just do it. The clock is ticking backwards."
A tall, tall wall looms before him. The view from the top. He wants to see it. But he never can, unless alone.
And now, he's more alone than ever.
"Onigiri, pork buns, curry, what do you want honey?"
He's out in the cold again. Jumping higher, digging deeper, receiving with his face to no end. Wheezing as his body thrives, playing as his blood pulsiates. His heart more alive than before. His grin toothier than before. Hinata Shoyo loving too hard ever than before.
The pure joy from he gets from being with the team. The steam he emitts whenever Tsukishima pushes his buttons as Yamaguchi fell in line with laughing at him. The always fidgetty Yachi and Asahi-san. His superb senpais. That reminds him, he need to ask Nishinoya-senpai to teach him the rolling thunder double. The hardworking second years, the goddess Kiyoko-san, everyone. Even Daichi-san's roaring voice along with Suga-san's refreshing smile.
And of course, the skull-crusher milk boy who knows no word except Boke.
"I'm going alone."
"I ain't got it all, I don't care. You're not my energy."
Extending his arms, reaching with his hands, everyone is too far away.
Lying awake for hours, figuring how to run, how to fly.
Then, his bed decided to swallow him up.
A stringent touch engulfed his throat that produced an acrid cry from his mouth. The need for air is urgent, but his compressed windpipes aches with the mere presence of oxygen flowing through. For a second he thought the hold loosen, then his limbs. were vehemently ripped apart.
As blood splattered, his lower region were mangled.
"Your tears are in laughter while your smile is in despair."
Happiness looks good in Kageyama and Natsu. No doubt, hands down, bets raised.
Their carefree laughter bounced off the four walls of his room. Pearly white teeth are exposed as their lips ae stretched up to a smile. As far as their drinking game goes, Natsu is losing. Yes, they're drinking milk, much to Kageyama's delight.
Shoyo lost a long atime ago and the two milk heads are on it. The way their eyebrows knits together in concentration, noses scrunched up, and cheeks puffed out is a sight to see. You don't get to watch Kageyama with a child that doesn't cry within his mere presence, let alone play with him.
"I can't hold it in! I'm going to pee!"
The shorter ball of fluff ran outside as fast as her legs could carry her. Just a little bit more... three more steps... two... then one. She got in!
Natsu came back to her brother wiping his tears as he cackle like a rooster. He reminded her of the Kuroo Tetsurou that he once mentioned, bedhead, hyena laugh and all. When she glanced to her Kageyama-nii-chan, she was almost blinded. His higantic smiles were presented at her boldly. A soft glow from the dying sun illuminated his face. She can feel the love strongly eminating from these two.
Just as the puzzle is coming on together, someone had to filp the table and topple off the pieces.
Whimpers and hiccups. Rattling and rustles. Disintegrating and decaying. Shoyo-nii-chan is crying.
One end of his lips tugged upward. Blood-curling smirk emblazoned on his dainty face. And as she peek at the door opened ajar, tears came rolling down her rosy cheeks, staining the fabric of her shirt with pure sadness that a child can't comprehend. A younger sister shouldn't see her brother's soul being chipped off like that, you know.
"The poison of your tongue has killed all your truthful words."
His throat is a sand paper being stroked on a piece of wood that produces a nasty sound. It aches. It's painful to shout. It's straining. He too doesn't like sound coming off from his mouth. Disdainful words that tarnishes their bond, lacerating sentences that makes him bleed too.
"I don't need you!"
Yes I do.
"Go away!"
Please stay.
"I didn't like the food. It was awful."
They're my favorite, thank you.
"When I said I don't wan't to it, it means I don't! Don't force me!"
Maybe I'm a bit hungry?
"I AM OKAY. I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP I CAN DO IT BY MY FUCKING SELF!"
I am a lost cause.
"Pale lips and dark eyes has broken the dreamer's lies."
He inaudibly shrieked one morning when he woke up. The world was wet with dew as it sleepily waved back at him. He tried to wave back, but the shock of living in monochrome froze him. Then he tumbled down with a thud.
For a moment he forgot what predicament he's in and tried to stand up only to out balance himself and landed face first down their wooden floor. Natsu, who was never asleep the entire night, came rushing by to her brother's room beside hers. Clearly shocked and bemused at her nii-chan's bleeding nose and busted lip, she stood frozen. A part of her wants to laugh but the other half actually feels bad. And good thing she did, because the next scene was horrifying.
"AAAAAHHHHH!"
"N-nii-chan..."
"SEND FUCKING HELP!"
A soul was broken.
"There is something in your mind you can never find, boy."
Searching. Wandering. Roaming around an unprecedented area.
What was he seeking?
He alwas have thought that it was the adrenaline. His heart beating so fast, so loud that he can hear it through his ears. An energy flowing deep within, tingling his senses, pricking under his skin. He enjoys the rush, the pain, the smile in his teammates' lips.
Yet when he stared at Kageyama, he realized it wasn't.
What kept him alive...
"Im sick and tired of the voices, the noises. Everything seems magical."
"Hinata boke..."
"Nii-chan."
"Sho-kun!"
"HINATA SHOYO!"
...was love.
"My eyes are hiding the pavements of my vacancy. You can't take the power from me."
Kageyama wish he could hold Shoyo tighter. Peacefully zoning out in his arms, a small drool pooling below his mouth, and beautiful long lashes. So angelic and breathtaking.
Yet he still fears poring directly in his partner's eyes for they scream,
"I'm going to eat you alive."
Placing a kiss atop his head, a sigh escaped his lips. Then, honey-flecked orbs dangerously stared at him. A tremble was awaken inside his body.
"I love you."
The both of then were taken aback by his sudden words. Hinata was left in awe, speechless while Kageyama quickly recovered his composure. He came into terms with his feelings finally just right now, it's now or never.
"I want you more than any perfect toss. It's you that I want to hit my balls. We're partners, aren't we? I want to be by your side, holding you, loving you. We'll drink hundred liters of milk, we'll eat as many pork buns as you want. I want to spend my life with you."
"Kageyama-kun..."
"I know it'a sudden but Hina--!"
"Loving means being alive. Being alive is being able to love,
But you see, living, is not my energy."
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elisaphoenix13 · 5 years
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What if Peter found an animal on the way back from school and just couldn't resist bringing it home but like tried to hide it and fails almost immediately? Thought it'd be cute! Especially in your writing style. (which I can't get over seriously, I spent a whole night reading all of these fics they're my life! 💓💓💓)
A Supreme Pet
Peter, MJ, and Ned step outside and the vigilante groans when they find that it's pouring rain. He had to walk home today and in the pelting rain wasn't exactly his idea of fun.
"I'm sure my mom wouldn't mind giving you a ride home." Ned says.
Peter shakes his head. "It's fine."
"Aren't you supposed to call someone when it's cold out and Happy isn't here?" MJ asks. "Pretty sure you don't want to turn into a spider popsicle again."
"It's just rain. Snow is a completely different story." Peter says with a roll of his eyes. 
MJ shrugs. "It was nice knowing you loser. I'll be sure to play a jack-in-the-box at your funeral."
Peter and Ned laugh as the girl walks away once she pulls up her good, and the two boys go their separate ways after doing their handshake. The vigilante had barely turned the corner from his school before he was already soaked through his clothes. He imagined that he must have looked like a drowned rat, and he was beginning to wonder if maybe he should have called someone.
That was until he heard a pitiful mewl and he went searching for the source of the noise in a nearby alley. If it had been anyone else, the sound would have been drowned out by the downpour, but since it was Peter and he had enhanced senses, he was able to hear it easily enough. He was also already soaked so he figured spending a few minutes looking for the poor creature wouldn't make a difference. Peter moves aside a few boxes and grins when he finally reveals a grey tabby kitten shivering between the brick wall of a building and a box he had yet to move.
"Hey buddy. You look how I'm starting to feel." Peter slowly reaches out and smiles when the kitten doesn't dart away or swipe at him, and gently picks it up. "No tags. There's no shelter on the way home either. Normally I'd go out of my way..." The teen shrugs and unzips his hoodie to bundle the kitten within before zipping it back up. "Sorry, it's not dry, but at least you aren't getting pelted anymore."
The tabby mews quietly in response, and Peter  continues his walk to the subway, and then eventually the tower. He would probably have to hide the cat from his parents as they would probably make him get rid of it, but it was also possible they would let it stay until the rain let up. Unless Stephen opened a portal to an animal shelter. That was always a possibility.
Tony might drop kick it out of the towers front door like in the cartoons. Although the image was funny, he wouldn't let it happen. Peter would rather go back out into the rain and walk to the nearest shelter. Stephen would raise hell if he tried though. When it came to Peter, he was a parent first, if the teen tried to walk back out in the rain already soaked, he would be a parent and a doctor.
Which was surprisingly worse than Mama Bear.
Peter sighs with relief when he finally makes it to the tower and he steps into the lobby with an apology to the receptionist for the watery mess he makes as he walks to the private elevator. He rides the elevator up to the family floor, thanks whatever god was watching over him that his parents were nowhere to be seen, and darts into his room. He quietly closes the door behind him and unzips his hoodie when he walks into his connecting bathroom and gently sets the kitten on the counter by the sink. It had taken to the subway (and the actual walk) very well, which made things a lot easier for Peter. He'd hate to think how the trip would have gone if the tabby fought the entire way.
"Okay. So far so good...but you gotta stay quiet if you want to stay." The kittens meows and Peter shushes it.  "None of that! Let's get you dried off. Stay."
Peter points at the cat as if it will help the creature understand, and slowly backs out of the room to change into some dry clothes. He throws his wet clothes into the tub (he didn't want to ruin the carpet and get yelled at by Tony), and grabs a towel hanging on the rack before carefully drying the kitten. He remembers a hair dryer stored under the sink, pulls it out after tossing the towel to the side (exposing a scraggly looking, and somewhat happier kitten) and turns it on to the lowest setting. He tests pointing it at the tabby and almost laughs out loud when the kitten actually starts to purr at the welcome heat.
"Not much bothers you does it?" The cat stretches out to enjoy the warm air and dry more of its body and Peter jumps when someone knocks on his bedroom door. "Just a second!"
"Pete! Did you walk home?!" Tony's muffled voice filters through.
"Uh...yeah? I'm fine!" Peter sneezes and he curses when his bedroom door opens. Of course his body would tell his father otherwise.
"That sneeze tells me differently. Are you drying your--" Tony stops when he rounds the corner and his attention immediately focuses on the now dry kitten.
Peter sheepishly turns off the hair dryer and puts it away. "There wasn't a shelter on the way home. I would have gone out of my way, but the rain was coming down really hard and I was already soaked--"
The teen is interrupted by Tony resting his forehead against his and he almost crosses his eyes at the sudden close-up. "Jesus kid...you're already running a fever."
"I'm fine!"
"I can get Mama Bear in here and you can tell him that."
Peter grumbles. "No thanks. He just looks at me and knows."
Tony moves back away. "Exactly. Now you and the fuzzball get into bed and warm up."
"I have to find something to feed him first. I'm hungry too!" Peter complains.
"If you can wait, I'll get Barnes up here to make you some soup and have FRIDAY order some cat stuff."
"Stuff?" The teen asks curiously.
"Stuff." Tony confirms and hoists the much happier kitten under one arm and leads his son by his shoulder to his bed with his other hand. "He's kind of cute. If you promise to take care of him, you can keep him."
Peter's head spun for two reasons. One, Tony's reaction to the cat was not at all what he was expecting, and two, he was starting to feel the other symptoms of a cold coming on. Even before the spider bite, whenever he got sick, it wasn't gradual. It came on fast. Now that Peter was a little more relaxed now that he made it home, the effects of walking through a storm was starting to hit him, and hit him hard. He was definitely feeling the fever, he felt sluggish, stuffed up, and his throat started to burn a bit. No doubt the start of a sore throat.
"...really?" Peter asks skeptically.
"Sure. Maybe we'll make him a lab cat when he's older." When Peter scrunches his nose, Tony winces at what he accidently implied. "Not as a test subject. Yeesh. Like an office pet."
Peter sighs with relief. "Oh. Okay. Sounds good then." He crawls into bed and Tony drops his furry burden onto the bed once the teen settles. The kitten happily curls up against Peter and purrs loudly when Tony affectionately scratches it's head. 
"I have some work to do so Mom will probably be the one to bring in your soup and the cat stuff."
Peter nods. "Kay...thanks Dad."
"Stay in bed unless--"
"I know. I know."
Unless there's an emergency or if Tony or Stephen give him the okay. The engineer pats the teens head and leaves the bedroom and Peter turns on his tv, asking Karen to put on one of the Star Wars movies. Halfway through the movie, the teen turns his attention to the kitten curled against him and he props himself up to regard the small creature.
"I guess you need a name huh?" The tabby continues to snooze away and Peter smiles. "I could give you a Star wars name but then Dad would never stop griping and moaning." The teen gently scratches behind tiny ears. "Oh I know!" Peter says with a grin. "I'll go Disney instead. Tibbs! You kind of look like a Tibbs anyway."
"Is it sad that I know that comes from A Hundred and One Dalmations?" Stephen asks from Peter's open doorway and the boy laughs.
"Maybe a little? It also means I've succeeded in beating Disney stuff into your head."
"It will just be filed away with seemingly useless music trivia." Stephen drawls as he steps in with a bowl of soup in one hand and a couple bags of cat supplies in the other.
The soup was immediately handed to the teen once he sits up fully, and the bags were dropped onto Peter's desk. The sorcerer uses his magic to set up everything in the teen's room, with the explanation that it would probably be broken or made a mess of by the team if they set up the food and water bowls out in the kitchen, and then gently picks up the kitten who mews at being disturbed from his nap. Peter was pretty sure the tabby forgave Stephen though as soon as he was introduced to food and water because Tibbs practically inhaled the food. Once he finished with his meal, he kept himself entertained with his new ball and Stephen chuckles as he sits next to Peter. The occasional tinkle of Tibbs' ball and Peter's movie being the only things to fill the comfortable silence.
"I think Tibbs is a good idea for you." Stephen says after a couple of minutes.
Peter looks up from his soup. "What do you mean?"
"He might help with your sensory attacks."
"Huh...I never thought of that. I thought you liked when I came to you with those though."
Stephen smiles softly. "Maybe Tibbs can be an emergency anchor if me or Tony aren't here." He takes the empty bowl when Peter finishes his soup and sets it on the nightstand. "Have you gotten any sleep?"
Peter shakes his head. "Wasn't really tired. Just felt crappy."
"What about now?"
"A little now that I ate." The teen admits with a small yawn.
"Is Tibbs going to bother you?" Stephen asks as the tabby races across the floor to chase after his ball.
"Nah. Will he bother you?"
"Are you asking me to stay?"
"Only if the cat won't bother you."
"Move over Spiderling."
Stephen gets into the bed next to the teen and allows the boy to curl up, and turns his attention to the tv once they both get comfortable. Peter was always clingier than usual when he wasn't feeling well so either he or Tony would cuddle up with him until he fell asleep. If it was just a nap, they stayed and just watched tv, worked, or read a book. Stephen decided on tv once he changed the movie, and also kept an eye on the new kitten to make sure it didn't tear anything up or have any accidents. From what little Tony was able to tell him when his husband found him to let him know Peter had gotten sick, the kitten was calm and friendly so it would hopefully be easy to train it.
Stephen started by scruffing Tibbs with his magic and setting him in his litter box when he started to sniff around. He wouldn't let an accident happen on his watch, and especially not when Peter wasn't feeling well.
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The War
Yang: Hey, I'm sorry but it's true, Rubes.
Ruby, pouting: No, its not! I'm not that socially awkward! You're over exaggerating!
Yang, laughing: I am not! You're the poster child for awkwardness! Just admit it!
Ruby: *Stubbornly crosses her arms and pouts*
Yang: Awww, don't be like that. Wipe that frown off your face. So you aren't good with social interactions. Big deal. Not everyone can be like me.
Ruby: What's that supposed to mean?
Yang: I'm great at socializing. I have what some people call a silver tongue. Hell, I don't even need my charm to make people do things. My looks alone could do the work for me.
Ruby, crossing her arms: Oh please. You're over exaggerating again.
Yang: Am not. I could easily talk anyone to do anything for me, and all I need to do is some harmless flirting! Remember when I made that kid do my homework back at signal? I didn't have to do any homework for an entire month because of my silver tongue. Meanwhile you sometimes get tongue tied when ordering a pizza. So.....yeah, you're as socially awkward as they come.
Ruby, blushing embarrassingly: Why I otta! S-shut up! I could do something like that too!
Yang, ruffling Ruby's hair: Oh of course you can, my sweet naive Ruby.
Ruby, angrily swatting at her hand: I-Im serious! I could do something like that! I'm charming! I'm adorably cute! People love that!
Yang: Yeah, they do. But I'm drop dead gorgeous, which guys find much more attractive, and you also can't forget about my way with words. So sorry Ruby, but you lost this conversation.
Ruby: That's not true! I-I bet i could fine someone who prefers me over you!
Yang: Look Ruby, don't start a war that you can't win. Trust me. Let's just drop this.
Ruby: Why?! You're scared or something? I bet I could fine someone very attractive that prefers my charms over yours. If I can beat you then it'll prove that I'm not that socially awkward!
Yang, playfully sarcastical: Hmm hmm, whatever you say. Tell you what, come back to me when you successfully flirt with the most attractive person at Beacon or something. But until then........*boops Ruby's nose* Socially awkward. Bye now. *Walks away*
Ruby, cutely stomping her foot while pouting: Stupid Yang. What does she know? I'm not that socially awkward. I could easily flirt with someone if I wanted to.
*Suddenly Pyrrha walks by*
Ruby:.........hmm, most attractive person at Beacon, huh?
*2 days later, outside on a cold winter day*
Pyrrha, walking up: Hey Ruby.
Ruby, shivering: H-hey, Pyrrha.
Pyrrha: Cold weather, huh?
Ruby, blowing hot air into one of her hands: Yep, I can hardly feel my hands right now. Dummy me over here lost my gloves, so now my hands feel like popsicles. Silly me, right?
Pyrrha: Oh dear, I'm so sorry to hear that. *Reaches into her jacket* Here, I have a spare pair of gloves that you can use. Here, take them.
Ruby: That's very sweet of you, but unfortunately your hands are larger than mine. So those are useless to me.
Pyrrha: Oh right, sorry. I didn't think about that.
Ruby: Hey, it's okay.
Pyrrha: I just wish I could help.
Ruby, blushing: Well...uh...there's a day that you could help me actually.
Pyrrha: Really? How?
Ruby, awkwardly twirling her hair: Y-you c-could uh......you could always uh......h-hold m-my hands.
Pyrrha, slightly blushing: Eh?
Ruby, blushing: H-hold my h-hands, you know, f-for warmth. S-since body heat c-creates....well, heat and a-all.
Pyrrha: O-oh uh.......well....
Ruby: Y-you dont have to if you dont want to, though.
Pyrrha: N-no, it's alright. I just wasn't expecting that. I don't mind holding your hands.
Ruby: R-really?
Pyrrha: Y-yeah. If it means helping a friend, then I would love to. Here, just let me take off my gloves. *Takes off her gloves* Okay. Here, take my hand.
Ruby, swallowing her nervousness: R-right. On it, friendo. *Awkwardly chuckles before taking Pyrrha's hands*
Pyrrha: So uh.....are your hands getting warm?
Ruby, blushing: Y-yep! It's sure is. T-thanks.
Ruby, internally: Okay Ruby, you two are currently holding hands, so you're currently doing better than you anticipated. Now it's time to flirt.
Ruby, blushing while looking Pyrrha directly in the eye: U-h y-your hands are very soft by the way. I-I like it. You can tell that you take good care of your skin. *Rubs Pyrrha's hands with her thumbs* I'm actually jealous. It's completely flawless, but that's not surprising at all.
Pyrrha, blushing: Oh thanks Ruby. That's very sweet of you.
Ruby, also blushing: A-and you know what I just realized?
Pyrrha: What?
Ruby: M-my hands fits perfectly into yours. I mean, It doesn't feel unnatural or weird whatsoever. In fact, it almost feels natural to me. As if I was meant to do this.
Pyrrha, blushing more: O-oh, you think that? Well I must admit, holding your hand doesn't feel uncomfortable to me either.
Ruby: You got that right.
*5 awkward seconds passed*
Ruby, internally: Okay, you got this. Time to seal the deal! D-dont mess this up. You've been training in the mirror for the past two days. Just do it like how Yang does it!
Ruby, batting her eye lashes flirtatiously: You know Pyr, your hands are very warm. I love holding them. It's intoxicating actually. We should do this more often.
Pyrrha, now fully blushing: R-really? You think t-that? O-o-oh, you're being t-too kind, Ruby. *Awkwardly swallows* I-Is it getting warm out here? C-cause I swear it got hotter.
Ruby, who feels as if she was in a sauna by how hot her own blush was: Nope.
Pyrrha, fanning herself before grabbing Ruby's hand again: Must be me then.
Ruby, internally: YEEEEESSSSSS! IM DOING IT! IM DOING THE FLIRT! IM ACTUALLY DOING THE FLIRT WITH PYRRHA! HA! TAKE THAT YANG! IM UNSTOPPABLE! I DONT CARE HOW SWEATY MY HAND IS RIGHT NOW! THIS IS A WIN FOR ME!
*Meanwhile*
Yang, walking outside: Oh come Blakey, just let me copy your homework.
Blake: No, Yang. I always let you copy my homework and you never learn because of it. So no more.
Yang: Oh don't be like that. Help a friend ou- what the?
Blake: What?
Yang, pointing: Over there. Is that.......Ruby and Pyrrha holding hands?
Blake: Huh?
*Blake looks over at the direction that Yang was pointing at to see Ruby holding hands with blushing Pyrrha*
Blake: Hmm, it appears so. Do your think they're dating or something?
Yang: No clue. Damn, I honestly can't believe that my socially awkward baby sister is holding hands with Pyrrha Nik-
*Suddenly Ruby glances over at Yang and perks up before getting her composure back and starts to smirk and wink at her cockily*
Yang, wide eyed: My god.
Blake: What?
Yang: I....I didn't expect her to actually take my words to heart. She actually did it......or did she? Are they even dating? No......no no no no there's no way they're dating right now........so that means the most attractive person at Beacon is still single.
Blake: What are you-
Yang, chuckling: Does she think she won? Oh hell no. I haven't even started yet. You started a war, Ruby. You better prepare yourself, baby sister because I'm not one to back down so easily.
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