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Can’t wait to play Thousand Year Door remake and see every woman in the game lust over Mario again.
Paper Mario is one of the few valid harem protagonists.
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Look at this adorable man. Not a care in the world as he eats a map happily.
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There’s a scene in one of the animated movies where Superman was tortured for years while getting kryptonite injected into his body, having his veins be green. He is probably in constant pain. He is probably at his lowest he has ever been. Yet he saw Raven contemplating suicide, and he decided to crouch down and hug her to let her know that there’s still hope in the world.
THATS SUPERMAN! HE IS SHAPED LIKE A HUGGABLE FRIEND!
It’s so weird how some people (mostly Snyder fans) are hating on James Gunn’s Superman since James seems to writing him to as the embodiment of hope. Like I just saw one say how that’s goofy and how Man of Steel is better.
Tell me you don’t know a thing about Superman without telling me you don’t know a thing about Superman.
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It’s so weird how some people (mostly Snyder fans) are hating on James Gunn’s Superman since James seems to writing him to as the embodiment of hope. Like I just saw one say how that’s goofy and how Man of Steel is better.
Tell me you don’t know a thing about Superman without telling me you don’t know a thing about Superman.
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Guys, Velma season 2 is releasing tonight, so if you’re going to hate watch it then do it in a Jack Sparrow way.
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Me crashing my cybertruck into a rebar which impales me in the chest because my car didn’t stop accelerating (I am terminally injured and spitting up blood): T-this man i-is going to get u-us to mars one d-day.
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Pyrrha-Recommended, Pyrrha-Approved!
Ren: Pyrrha, we need to discuss your newest product endorsement.
Pyrrha: What’s wrong with it? I personally think the product is excellent and I use it every day!
Ren: That’s actually part of the problem. *pulls up a video on his scroll*
Pyrrha: *on screen holding a bottle of fancy olive oil* …this olive oil is excellent quality! I enjoy dipping bread bites in it, it can be used for poaching fish and cooking vegetables in the oven, rubbingonmyboyfriendstightlittlebutt, and in a pinch it can take the place of sauce on pasta! 😁
Ren: …
Pyrrha: 🙂
Ren: …do you seriously believe I’m going to ignore you sneaking in a dirty comment about Jaune’s glutes?
Pyrrha: I don’t know what you mean!
Ren: 😒
Pyrrha: 😇
Ren: 🤨
Pyrrha: Okay, fine…I’ve done so many of these ridiculous endorsements that after a while I started trying to sneak in funny comments while on the air. They’re all so tedious and annoying! 😣
Ren:Oh, I understand.
Ren: …so…
Ren: …how was it…?
Pyrrha: Firm and tight! I highly recommend it! 🥰
Ren: …do…do you think Nora would like it? If I rubbed oil on her…? 😣
Pyrrha: 😲 !!!!
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One of the worst things about Tik Tok is how it was full of brainrotting clips of podcasts that appeal to Incels with the disguise of “educating young men”
Mfs will straight up see a podcast dude say “all modern women are sluts who only go for money” and they be like ‘wow, these guys are so smart! It is women’s fault that I can’t get a date! I would’ve totally been a catch to the ladies 20 years ago’
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*yang kicks down JNPR’s door*
Jaune, alarmed: Whoa?! What the hell is going on?!
Yang, angrily: Get dressed vomit boy! We got to kick someone’s ass today!
Nora, immediately up: Hell yeah! Let’s go!
Jaune, baffled: Wait hold on! What’s happening?! Why are you angry?! Wait is that your team behind you!?
Ruby, with her weapon: Yep! We’re going to kick someone’s butt today!
Jaune: Why? Wait, even Blake and Weiss are here too?
Weiss: We need to break some bones, Jaune.
Blake: This honestly has to be done.
Ren: Uh….what’s happening exactly?
Yang, showing Ren her scroll: Look at this shit!
Ren, looking at scroll:……..Nora, where are my weapons?
Nora: Hell yeah! I don’t know what this is about but this is going to be amazing!
Jaune, completely: Okay, this is not like Ren at all. What the hell got all of you guys riled up so bad?
Yang: This! *shows Jaune her scroll*
Scroll: *a website that has a countdown to Pyrrha’s 18th birthday*
Jaune:……is this like the scenario with the twins from full house?
Yang: Yep.
Jaune:…..do you know where this person who made this is?
Yang: Yeah.
Jaune:…….Nora, pack as many grenades you have.
Nora: Woohoo!
Pyrrha, walking in: Hey guys. What are you doing?
Yang: Oh nothing. Just grabbing your boyfriend and your team to do something for your birthday. Catch you around.
Pyrrha, smiling: O-oh, okay. What are you planning?
Yang: We can’t spoil that. It’s a surprise.
Pyrrha, smiling: Right. Okay. Have fun.
Jaune: Oh don’t worry. We will.
#rwby#pyrrha nikos#jaune arc#arkos#Pyrrha x jaune#yang xiao long#nora valkyrie#lie Ren#ruby rose#blake belladonna#weiss schnee
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One of my favorite controversies on the internet is that one guy who criticized turning red because all of the characters were being happy despite that 9/11 happened.
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Pyrrha’s birthday
RWBYJNOR: Happy birthday, Pyrrha! 🥳
Weiss: We found that particular Atlasian chocolate you liked! 🍫
Pyrrha: Oh, you should’ve have! Where did you even find it? I thought it was out of production!
Ruby: We also got you a new cleaning kit for your spear!
Pyrrha: Thank you so much! I love it!
Ren: *sets a big wok full of spicy mistrali noodles on the table*
Pyrrha: Oh my goodness, my favorite dinner! How did you know? 😋
Nora: Here you go, Pyr!
Pyrrha: *tearing wrapping paper* It’s a jersey for the Argus Raptors! Thank you so much, Nora! And it’s just my size! 😃
Jaune: *hugs Pyrrha around her shoulder and kisses her hair* Happy birthday, Pyr! 😘
Jaune: *whispers in her ear* I’m wearing the thing under my clothes and I’ll do that thing you like later tonight when we’re alone!
Pyrrha: Best birthday ever! 😁
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Commission: Nora helping out Pyrrha
Some Electromagnetism goodness for folks! Hope y'all enjoy! If you'd like a comm too, i'm always open on here, twitter or discord under MamaLuigi2018!
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HAPPY BLORBO BIRTHDAY TO MY POOKIEBEAR 🎉🎂
in honour of Her i scraped together a revival au design :)))) in which she rematerialises in the pool of life (psst feel free to ask about it)
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There’s a douchebag on YouTube called Sahdiversity who makes AI art and tries to justify himself as an artists still and this is so funny to me.
This guy is a failed artist not because his art is terrible, because an artist doesn’t need to be good to be considered an artist. Instead he’s a failed artist because he didn’t want to improve his work and instead just gave up on it and use AI to make art while having the gall to call himself an artist.
It’s literally like using AI to make a novel and having the gall to call yourself a writer.
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