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welovelouisandbucky · 2 years

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Avengers Incorrect Quotes #11

Steve: so what would you say if someone comes up to you and says "I'm your dad's friend and he send me to get you"?

Peter: I would say, you're a liar! My dad is dead!

Steve:...

Y/n: bruh!

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fromjannah · 11 months

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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts (1/?)

#across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderverse #miles morales #miguel o'hara #hobie brown #gwen stacy #peter b parker #pavitr prabhakar #incorrect quotes #text posts #memes #jannah speaks #all text posts i've used for l&c. i admit it.

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abbie-brianna · 2 months

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Peter, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time i got hit by a train.

Tony, coughing on his coffee: Excuse me?

#peter parker #tony stark #iron dad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes

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mcucharacterquotes · 2 months

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Tony: I know it's hard kid, but you have to apologize.

Peter: But how am I supposed to apologize when you never actually apologized?

Tony: I have nothing to apologize for?

Peter: Exactly! Me neither! Mr. Rogers was mean to you, so I had to say it.

Tony:

Peter: And I was right.

Tony, almost in tears: Come here you dumb little fuck, you really are my son.

#marvel #tony stark #peter parker #incorrect irondad and spiderson #irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel mcu #mcu

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incorrectwandanat · 3 months

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peter, in tears: i saw you with natasha yesterday, holding hands.

reader: it's not what it looks like-

peter: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER!

reader: BECAUSE I'M DATING HER!

peter: no best-friend-feelings?

reader: no, just love love. like i’m married to her type of love.

peter: ok...i’m still your best friend?

reader: yeah, course.

peter and reader hugging:

natasha, pepper, wanda and maria watching from the kitchen: what the-

#sfw #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #peter parker #peter parker x reader #wanda maximoff #pepper potts #maria hill

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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months

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Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion

Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all

Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion

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incorrectmarvelquote · 4 months

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Peter: Sometimes Tony asks me “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

Peter: I’ve learned that that actually means ‘stop’

Peter: He is never very interested in my thought process

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 11 months

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Peter: *Hanging from a chandelier, screeching*

Bucky: *yelling and jumping while trying to get him down*

Tony: *walks into the room* What the hell is going on in here?

Y/N: *calmly eating popcorn and recording* I dared Pete to wake Bucky up from his nap. Popcorn?

Tony: … yeah sure

#tony stark x reader platonic #tony stark x reader #tony stark #peter parker #peter parker x reader #peter parker x reader platonic #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes #bucky barnes x reader platonic #avengers x reader #avengers incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes

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romanoffshouse · 5 months

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Natasha, stuck in a cell with Yelena and Peter: Listen, I'm not claustrophobic, but you're going to have to move.

Yelena: What does claustrophobic mean?

Peter: That she's scared of Santa Claus.

Natasha: No it–

Yelena: Ho, ho, ho!

Peter, panicking: Stop it Yelena, you're scaring her!

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welovelouisandbucky · 2 years

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Avengers Incorrect Quotes #5

Tony: *on the call with Peter while tinkering in his lab* look kid, whatever you're on it, the answer is no.

Peter: *who's holding up an entire building by himself while Hydra agents try to attack him* oh okay Mr. Stark *hangs up*

Tony: *later that day, sees on tv that Spider-Man prevents a building from falling down by himself and rescues hundreds of people while fighting Hydra* Shit peter-

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fromjannah · 11 months

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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)

#across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderverse #miles morales #miguel o'hara #hobie brown #gwen stacy #peter b parker #pavitr prabhakar #jefferson davis #the spot #the onion #the onion headlines #memes #incorrect quotes #jannah speaks

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give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back · 5 months

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Tony: What's the greatest movie ever made?

Peter: Probably Scorsese's Goncharov

Tony: You know Scorsese? Pretty impressed kid not gonna lie

Peter: Thanks mister Stark :), have you seen it? You really should watch it, I think you'll especially like Goncharov's character development

Tony: I haven't, I'll check it out

*Later*

Tony, on his laptop: THAT LITTLE SHIT-

#goncharov #mcu #incorrect mcu quotes #marvel #irondad #tony stark #peter parker #irondad and spiderson

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oscorp-lawsuit · 1 year

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Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad

Peter: “Hey, dad?”

Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-

Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”

Peter:

Peter, tearing up: “Um-”