Avengers Incorrect Quotes #11
Steve: so what would you say if someone comes up to you and says "I'm your dad's friend and he send me to get you"?
Peter: I would say, you're a liar! My dad is dead!
Steve:...
Y/n: bruh!
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So sad for Quaritch, just wants to get closer to his son.
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Peter 2: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*
Peter 1, poking Peter 2’s arm: Peter 2 Peter 2. Peter 2. Peter 2.
Peter 2: WHAT?
Peter 1: …We’re out of Capri Suns—
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Avengers Incorrect Quotes #12?
Peter: bro, that's not how you do it, here let me help you!
Ned: thanks man!
*Meanwhile Loki and Thor*
Thor: Loki, that's not how-
Loki: don't tell me what to do, bitch!
...
Ned: wanna build death star later?
Peter: of course! *Does bro fist bumps*
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Loki: I told you, it'd be fun!
Thor: I have never been this terrified in my 1500 years of living
Loki: big baby
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Peter 2: i’ve noticed you two often use humor to deflect trauma
Peter 1 & 3: thank you
Peter 2: i didn’t say that was a good thing
Peter 3: what i’m hearing is, you think we’re funny
Peter 1: and that’s the greatest compliment we’ve gotten in awhile
Peter 2: I’m taking you both to therapy
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I put way too much effort into this
Original:
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noir my beloved 🫶🫶🫶 he just like me fr (19 and acts like the elderly) he would pop his joints REALLY loudly (like Obnoxiously loud) and when people stare at him Horrified he’s just. tee hee! these creaky ole joints 😊😊
Canon (he’s me fr)
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