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Kaoru: I think I'm falling for you
Y/n: Then get up
Kaoru: What a great solution to my problem. Why hadn't I thought of it sooner?
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Tamaki: I put together a list of the suspects.
Kyoya: Your own name is on the list...?
Tamaki: I have no idea where I was on Friday and I don't have an alibi. I've been tailing myself for three days.
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Dick: Babs and I are the main characters, so that means we are the love interests.
Jason: Oh yeah? What does that make us?
Dick: *points to Jason and Roy*
Dick: You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.
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Angel Dust: (teasing) I'm just saying! This guy's clearly down bad for Smiles. It's plain as day, and kinda sickening.
Alastor: Now hold on; I can deal with your crass remarks usually, but don't you think you're taking it a step too far? Honestly, not everything is as you imagine it in your depraved little mind-
Vox: No, he's right. I did have a thing for you.
[Loud static screech. All hotel residents now staring openly with varying degrees of interest.]
Vox: And after everything I fucking did for you, you still had the nerve to shoot me down after stringing me along, you ungrateful piece of shit!
Angel Dust, Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Niffty, Frank, and Alastor: WHAT!?
Lucifer: Alastor, why are you surprised?
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Luo Binghe: Shizun and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests!
Liu Qingge: Oh yeah, then what are we?
Luo Binghe: *points at everyone* You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.
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haruhi: wow rent has been oddly stable lately
kyoya: we bought your apartment complex a while back btw
haruhi: y o u w h a t n o w
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Turning older than your favorite fictional characters feels like a completely impossible and mind blowing experience
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Tamaki: You're cute when you're mad.
Haruhi: Then I'm about to get fucking adorable!
Kyoya: Thank you to my mother, who posted how much she loves her three children on Facebook... I'm the fourth.
Renge: Hey, don't insult my cooking, I used to be a professional caterer!
Hikaru: And you still would be, if you hadn't poisoned those nuns.
Hikaru: This scented candle smells like shit.
Honey: Those are my grandma's ashes.
Kyoya: They don't ID me for liquor or cigarettes anymore because they see the light has left my eyes.
Hikaru: Sluts never get turned down.
Kaoru: Let's test that theory: Hey, Kyoya! Ever been turned down?
Kyoya: Nope.
Kaoru: Guess you're right, Hikaru.
Hikaru: Let's go car shopping. Our parents promised me a bar if I got all B's, and I got all C's.
Haruhi: I think I'll just stay in my room tonight, dad. Goodnight.
Ranka: Okay, goodnight sweetie.
Tamaki from the closet: Goodnight Ranka!
Haruhi: I feel so uncomfortable around tall people. What if they lick my head?
Kasanoda: I'm on probation from the gardening club because every time someone asked what was eating their plants I kept telling them it was me.
Tamaki: Sorry I'm late, I got trapped inside my duvet cover.
Kuze: One time I sprayed hand sanitizer into another kid's eyes in second grade and now he wears glasses.
Yoshio: Despite my screw ups, I was able to raise four fully functional children.
Kyoya: You have four kids we don't know about?
Ranka: I was wondering if we could have a little chat.
Tamaki: You want me to go home?
Ranka: No, no, it's the opposite of that.
Tamaki: ... I want you to go home?
Haruhi: My neighbourhood is totally safe.
Hikaru: I'm pretty sure our car had wheels when we parked here earlier.
Haruhi: I have edge.
Mori: You really don't. You are literally the most wide eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
Haruhi: Not eating lunch today?
Kyoya: No, I got my lunch money taken.
Haruhi: There are bullies at this school?
Kyoya: Yes but Akito took mine, the dick.
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Haruhi: I told Kyoya his ears flush when he lies.
Tamaki: Why?
Haruhi: Look.
Haruhi: Hey Kyoya! Do you love us?
Kyoya, covering his ears: No.
Tamaki:
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Ace sliding into Prefects DMs asking for homework
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Y/n: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Y/n: *punches wall*
Y/n:
Y/n: Please take me to the hospital.
Tamaki: AHHAHHHAHA MY BABYYYY!!!!
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Kyoya: This is Haruhi. Haruhi loves her personal space.
*Tamaki hugging Haruhi tightly*
Kyoya: This is Tamaki. Tamaki also loves Haruhi’s personal space.
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Tamaki: I like your new shirt!
Kyouya: Thanks, it was 50% off.
Tamaki: I’d like it better if it was 100% off. *winks*
Kyouya: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Tamaki: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Kyouya: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Tamaki.
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Haruhi, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Tamaki: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
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Shang Qinghua: Mama! Qingge is using those dirty words again!!!
Qi Qingqi: Who the hell is “mama”?
Shen Qingqiu: Based on sect position, I assume it’s me.
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Haruhi: Now wait a minute, you guys don't believe this?
All the Host Club staring at her:
Haruhi: Well, I mean, I'm not denying that's me in the photograph but I am denying anything happened!
Haruhi: I just dropped off his folder!
Kyoya: Then why does it say here that you were "in his house for two hours"?
Haruhi: We were just talking!
Tamaki violently pointing to the newspaper: Then why does it say "the explosion was so great it shattered windows in the building next door"!!!
Kyoya: ...Tamaki that's an article about an earthquake in another country.
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