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Kaoru: I think I'm falling for you
Y/n: Then get up
Kaoru: What a great solution to my problem. Why hadn't I thought of it sooner?
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Tamaki: I put together a list of the suspects.
Kyoya: Your own name is on the list...?
Tamaki: I have no idea where I was on Friday and I don't have an alibi. I've been tailing myself for three days.
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Tamaki: “Can I be frank with you guys?”
Hikaru: *raising his eyebrow* “I don’t think changing your name will help in this situation, Boss”
Kaoru: “Oo, oo! Can I be-”
Y/n: *covering Kaoru’s mouth* “Shh, Frank is talking”
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Tamaki: Hey Y/n, can you pass the salt please?
Y/n: sure
Y/n: *throws Kyoya across the table*
Tamaki:
Tamaki: Y/n, that much pure unadulterated salt would give me a heart attack, are you trying to poison me????
Kyoya: I hate you both-
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Tamaki: Why must my emotions be 'rational'? Isn't it enough to sit quietly in my Hawaiian shirt, completely deranged?
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Haruhi: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Tamaki: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Haruhi: ...are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Tamaki: is it working?
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Another incorrect quote but its ohshc…
As the twins convinced the whole group to play some games, there was of course monsters and the twins used that to say some flirts here and there to haruhi until the group finally got monsters attacking them which. Were ugly as well…
Kaoru getting scared and shocked by the monsters: Oh my fucking god-! What the flying fuc-.. flip.
As hikaru and haruhi and you reached him in the game, helping Kaoru as well.
Hikaru: What is it Kaoru!?
Haruhi: oh god..
Tamaki: what is it!?
Y/n: My ex!?
Tamaki: you have a ex????
I will say y/n is pointed to be a girl like haruhi is, but you can see y/n as a boy or gn:D
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Tamaki: It’s foolproof!
Kyoya: And you’re just the fool to prove it.
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Haruhi: It is tuesday... which means Tamaki gets to look at seltzer water.
Tamaki: *tap tap*
Haruhi: Idiot.
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Luo Binghe: Shizun and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests!
Liu Qingge: Oh yeah, then what are we?
Luo Binghe: *points at everyone* You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.
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Y/n: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Y/n: *punches wall*
Y/n:
Y/n: Please take me to the hospital.
Tamaki: AHHAHHHAHA MY BABYYYY!!!!
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Kyoya: This is Haruhi. Haruhi loves her personal space.
*Tamaki hugging Haruhi tightly*
Kyoya: This is Tamaki. Tamaki also loves Haruhi’s personal space.
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haruhi: wow rent has been oddly stable lately
kyoya: we bought your apartment complex a while back btw
haruhi: y o u w h a t n o w
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Haruhi: I am about to show a picture from last night that really upset me…
Y/n: okay but in my defense, Hikaru and Karou bet me 63 cents I couldn’t drink the whole shampoo bottle.
Haruhi: That’s not what I- yoU DRANK SHAMPOO!!!???!?
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Tamaki: You're cute when you're mad.
Haruhi: Then I'm about to get fucking adorable!
Kyoya: Thank you to my mother, who posted how much she loves her three children on Facebook... I'm the fourth.
Renge: Hey, don't insult my cooking, I used to be a professional caterer!
Hikaru: And you still would be, if you hadn't poisoned those nuns.
Hikaru: This scented candle smells like shit.
Honey: Those are my grandma's ashes.
Kyoya: They don't ID me for liquor or cigarettes anymore because they see the light has left my eyes.
Hikaru: Sluts never get turned down.
Kaoru: Let's test that theory: Hey, Kyoya! Ever been turned down?
Kyoya: Nope.
Kaoru: Guess you're right, Hikaru.
Hikaru: Let's go car shopping. Our parents promised me a bar if I got all B's, and I got all C's.
Haruhi: I think I'll just stay in my room tonight, dad. Goodnight.
Ranka: Okay, goodnight sweetie.
Tamaki from the closet: Goodnight Ranka!
Haruhi: I feel so uncomfortable around tall people. What if they lick my head?
Kasanoda: I'm on probation from the gardening club because every time someone asked what was eating their plants I kept telling them it was me.
Tamaki: Sorry I'm late, I got trapped inside my duvet cover.
Kuze: One time I sprayed hand sanitizer into another kid's eyes in second grade and now he wears glasses.
Yoshio: Despite my screw ups, I was able to raise four fully functional children.
Kyoya: You have four kids we don't know about?
Ranka: I was wondering if we could have a little chat.
Tamaki: You want me to go home?
Ranka: No, no, it's the opposite of that.
Tamaki: ... I want you to go home?
Haruhi: My neighbourhood is totally safe.
Hikaru: I'm pretty sure our car had wheels when we parked here earlier.
Haruhi: I have edge.
Mori: You really don't. You are literally the most wide eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
Haruhi: Not eating lunch today?
Kyoya: No, I got my lunch money taken.
Haruhi: There are bullies at this school?
Kyoya: Yes but Akito took mine, the dick.
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Haruhi: I told Kyoya his ears flush when he lies.
Tamaki: Why?
Haruhi: Look.
Haruhi: Hey Kyoya! Do you love us?
Kyoya, covering his ears: No.
Tamaki:
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