#oh also i did Not edit this because i have a headcanon so please forgive any errors lol
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Hey uh sry to bother you but can you do a Mc who is TERRIFIED of the demons and every time they are threated, put in danger, attacked and killed, they don’t forgive and avoid them even more. They run away from them, in constant fear and paranoia and they hide in their room and barricades the door. They now carry a weapon like a knife or something and stay up with it because they are paranoid that they will break in and kill them. How are the bros gonna fix this?
Oh I'm gonna love figuring this one out. Let's see how far these demons will really go to fix this one. God I can feel this MC's fear and anger in my heart.
Edit: This became so long I had to divide it into two parts. The Headcanons or reactions of individual characters will be in the next part.
Also I'm so sorry for all the delays in answering asks btw. Its been super busy and overwhelming to write like I used to. I get so many lovely asks but I delay writing them or sometimes can't even write them at all. I'm genuinely so sorry.
Love and Consequences
(Pt. 1) || (Pt. 2) ->
Alone. You're all alone here. This was the one lesson that night taught you. Not the angels, nor the human is on your side.
They are all age old immortals who've known each other for centuries. And you are just human who tried to their very best. You risked your life each day for monsters who would watch you die without batting an eye.
If the whole realm wasn't crawling with demons, you'd have run away without a second thought . But the best you could do now was hide, keep yourself safe and locked in your room, clutching a knife in your trembling hand.
"Oh, you dumb little human..."
Your blood still ran cold at his words, at his eyes. Noone had ever looked as terrifying as he did last night. It wasn't him that scared you, though, not at all.
It was how easy it was for the rest of them to not care. To move on, to watch you be betrayed and welcome the traitor with open arms. No you couldn't stay here any longer.
There was the dull knocking on the door again. You prepared yourself.
"MC, please, you haven't had food for days, please open up and eat some-"
"Why? So you can poison me this time? Watch me struggle to hold onto dear life again?" You screamed. "Get away from my door!"
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Asmo backed away from the door, flinching as if you'd slapped him across the face with all your strength. He went back to the dinner table, dejected.
"They refuse to come out. Screamed at me to get away again."
"MC is going to fall seriously ill at this rate. They haven't eaten in days." Satan ran his hands through his messy hair as he dropped a stack of books to the floor. Human Anatomy and more, they were called.
"Luke tried calling them last night. MC didn't pick up his call either." Beel said, fidgeting with the food on his plate.
Lucifer's eyes widened at the news. Then he glanced up the stairs and let out a deep sigh. If the baby angel wasn't acknowledged, the rest of them were definitely done for.
"Mammon you can't keep doing this too! Lucifer, look!" Levi pointed. His eyes were puffy, nose bright red. How long had he been crying?
Mammon wordlessly tilted his plate, all his food falling on Beel's plate. "I'm just not hungry. I'm leaving now."
"You said that yesterday too. Just listen to me. Sit down and eat, Mammon." Lucifer was too tired to be stern anymore.
"Listen to you? A whole lot of good that did to us." Mammon chuckled dryly as he got up and left without another word. Lucifer closed his eyes and leaned back.
"MC really hates me now huh?" Asmo sniffled. "I'm not used to being hated. I didn't know it hurts this much..."
"Ha. Welcome to my world." Levi let out a sardonic laugh. "Have fun, it keeps getting worse."
"Can we keep some food for MC in the fridge? Just in case they sneak out of their room to eat once we're all asleep?" Beel suggested.
Satan agreed, "I don't think we have another optio-"
"MC'S NOT IN THEIR ROOM!" Mammon screamed as he stumbled down the stairs.
"W-what?!"
"The windows were open, there's a rope made of the bedsheets attached to something, everything's a mess, they're GONE!"
"They escaped through the window?!"
"THIS LATE AT NIGHT?!"
"But when did- how- but MC- all alone-"
"There's no time. Everyone get your coats, we're leaving. I'll inform Diavolo and the others. We'll split into two groups and search for MC." Lucifer stood up, rushing to grab his things. Everyone else followed suit.
"I'm guessing that doesn't include me." Belphie said bitterly, still seated while everyone else was up and rushing about.
Mammon glared red at him. "Don't you dare follow us." He was the first one out the door.
"Considering what you did to the last person who tried to include you," Satan said, putting on his jacket, "it'd be better to leave you locked back in the attic."
Belphie looked at Beel. The sight of the rest of his brothers sickened him. But Beel only said, "On their very first month here, MC risked their life to save me from one of Lucifer's deadly attacks. If you were there, they would have saved you too."
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"I thought I'd find you here."
Solomon's voice almost startled you off the tree branch you sat on. He was inches away, simply leaning against the trunk, sitting on the branch under yours.
You readied your weapon. "If you dare tell the demons, I'll-"
"I have no such intention. I simply came here at Luke and Simeon's request. They've been worried sick. And believe it or not...so have I." He gave you a pained smile.
You simply exhaled and rested your head back against the trunk too. "How did you find me?"
"You brought me here once. Told me this tree reminded you of one from your backyard and that me and this tree were your little piece of home in this hellhole." He answered.
"My mistake. You're more part of this world than you ever were part of mine." You cradled the knife in your hand.
He turned quiet, staring ahead, desolate.
"You should run soon. They're almost here." It was the last thing he said, before getting off the tree. But on the road back, he kept glancing back at you.
You sat up, alert. You could see Asmo's pale pink hair and Diavolo's panicked face in spaces between the fluttering leaves.
"MC! Is that you?! MC, wait!" Someone spotted you as dropped. You dived headfirst into some dread rose bushes.
Damn your eyes, Satan.
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"Surely you knew this would happen." Simeon's voice was low but held repressed anger, about to overflow.
Barabatos sighed and shook his head. "I assure you, I did not. I donot look through the time portals as often as you think."
"Could you not look to see where MC is right now?" Luke shouted, turning around. He was running far ahead than anyone else.
"I did try looking, Luke. I'm afraid it showed me nothing. Someone is obscuring MC's presence with powerful magic." The butler replied.
There was a crease of worry on his usually calm face,that refused to go away.
"Magic powerful enough to obscure your portal? There's only one person strong enough to do that and he's been gone for the past hour." Lucifer grabbed a fistful of his hair and groaned.
"Hey look! Isn't that Solomon? And he's carrying something?" Luke pointed ahead, as the white haired sorcerer walked through some bushes with a solemn face.
"He's.. he's carrying MC! MC's unconscious!" Beel exclaimed before lunging forward at break neck speed.
"I'm taking MC home. They're too weak to spend another day here. You can meet us there, once MC's condition improves." Solomon said, coldly.
"What happened? Where did you find them?" Lucifer demanded to know.
"MC was trying to escape through the bush maze because Satan spotted them in the trees. I was waiting near the exit." He answered.
"By that time, MC looked exhausted, using the last of their strength to hold the knife close. I bent down to help them up, "Don't let them find me again. Please, Solomon." That's the last thing they said, before collapsing on me."
Silent tears spilled out of Luke's eyes. His entire body trembled with worry. Simeon put a hand on his shoulder, barely keeping it together himself.
Lucifer stared at your closed eyes and the knife you still held onto. He lowered his gaze and moved out of Solomon's way. "Get home safe, MC."
Barbatos summoned a portal without any prompting. "I humbly request you'll let us know when MC gains conciousness."
"No promises." Solomon said, before walking through and disappearing.
#obey me angst#obey me angst fic#obey me lucifer#obey me satan#obey me mammon#obey me belphie#obey me asmo#obey me beel#obey me#obey me levi#obey me solomon#obey me barbatos#obey me beelzebub#obey me simeon#obey me luke#obey me imagine
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time stops, though you don’t take a breath (renga)
aka boiling rock but renga written for @capt-snoozles alta / sk8 au
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There was nothing quite like the feeling of Reki’s hair tickling his chin. His hair was so soft and had enough poof for Langa to bury his face in it.
“Langa,” Reki giggled, turning his head so he could look at his boyfriend. “You’re gonna mess it up!”
A soft whine escaped his throat as Reki turned, causing Langa’s chin to slip. “Mmm,” he grumbled, squeezing his arms tighter around Reki’s middle.
Reki sighed and shifted back to where he was before, allowing Langa access to replant his face in the ginger’s hair. “There you go, you big baby.”
Normally, Langa’s cheeks would’ve turned a bright shade of red at the comment, but he just couldn’t bring himself to care right now. It hadn’t even been a day since the group escaped Boiling Rock, and Langa was determined not to let Reki out of his sight for awhile.
The impromptu trip to the prison was to free Hakoda, Cherry, Joe, and Shadow. To be honest, Langa had not been prepared to find Reki or Suki there too. He thought that Boiling Rock was for high security prisoners like supposed war criminals and people who committed treason. He didn’t think the Fire Nation would send two kids there.
Langa could still feel the pang in his chest and the breath of air rushing in his lungs when Sokka had cried Suki’s name. He could still remember the rush of adrenaline coursing through his veins when he looked over the balcony and saw not only Suki sitting on a bench, but also Reki.
Reki did something to him that nothing else could. Reki made him feel strong and whole and like anything was possible.
That was probably why, in the heat of the moment, Langa had attempted to jump off the building and into the courtyard.
Yeah, he could also still feel the pressure of Zuko’s arms wrapping around his chest and forcing him back onto the balcony and Sokka’s calloused palm when he slapped a hand over Langa’s mouth to prevent him from screaming Reki’s name and blowing their cover.
Suddenly, their plans had changed. There were two more people they needed to rescue because Langa was not going to leave Reki behind. Not again.
“What’re you thinking about?”
The glorious, heavenly sound of Reki’s voice drew him back to the present and Langa blinked. “You,” he answered truthfully.
Reki blushed, his cheeks turning nearly the same shade of his hair, and Langa hid a soft smile behind one of his curls. “Langa!” Reki pouted.
Spirits, Langa missed him.
“I was, though,” Langa said. “I missed you.”
At that, Reki smiled, the blush (unfortunately) fading. “I missed you too,” he replied softly.
There was nothing like the warmth that filled Langa’s body when he reunited with Reki to escape. They hadn’t been able to tell the redhead their plan in advance due to his echolalia, so Langa still hadn’t been able to hear his voice or hold him or tell him how much he loved him. They had to rely on Suki to relay the message shortly before the escape.
Langa had wanted to abandon the cooler—let Sokka and Zuko roll it down—the instant he saw Reki. And he almost did. It was only Zuko’s quiet “Don’t you dare” through gritted teeth that prevented him from doing so.
Then they were on the ground and Reki was there. He was just a few feet away.
So, Langa opened his arms and Reki came running—
Nothing compared to holding Reki—nothing except perhaps being held by Reki.
The second that Reki had made it to him, the second their arms were around each other, Langa had lifted him up, twirling him around. Reki’s mouth was pressed against the nape of Langa’s neck, so only he could hear his boyfriend’s laughter. Despite how muffled it was, it still filled the night in Langa’s ears.
Reki instinctively wrapped his legs around Langa’s waist the second his feet were off the ground, and Langa didn’t put him down for awhile, even after he stopped spinning. He didn’t want to let go.
Normally, he wouldn’t be able to hold Reki in the air this long—he didn’t have the strongest upper body—but this was Reki and it had been months since they last saw each other. It helped that he firmly planted his feet into the ground once he stopped spinning, and he thanked the Spirits for giving him incredible leg strength.
It also helped that Reki felt a lot lighter than usual, but that wasn’t good.
Langa shuddered at the memory of realizing that Reki was much easier to lift, and when his gaze flickered to Suki (who was having a whispered conversation with Zuko and Sokka), he noticed that she looked thinner than normal too.
And oh, how his blood boiled.
No, he hadn’t put Reki down until after they decided to stay and see if Hakoda, Cherry, Joe, and Shadow were arriving with the next batch of prisoners., despite Reki’s protests and Chit Sang’s complaints that they were disgusting (and they were used to it—they’d heard it all from Miya).
That was when he’d seen the dark bruise coloring Reki’s stomach. He saw it for the briefest of moments when Reki had lifted his arms to stretch after being put down, but they didn’t have time for that now.
“You okay?”
Again, it was Reki who grounded him, it always was. His voice was the gravity that pulled him back to the present and held him there.
“I was…” Langa trailed off, licking his lips. “I was so worried about you.” And then it all came rushing back—finding out that Reki was gone, that the Kyoshi Warriors that came to help were Azula and her friends, the pure rage that filled his body and consumed his mind when Azula said Reki’s name during the battle of Black Sun. Langa suddenly felt like crying all over again. “You were… you were there one day and then you were gone. Reki, I couldn’t—I don’t know what I’d do without you. You’re amazing, Reki, you’re the most important thing in my life.”
Reki’s face softened and he squirmed until one of his arms escaped Langa’s hold, lifting it up and placing it gently on Langa’s cheek. “Hey, I���m okay,” he assured. Although it was a moment of comfort, something to help him calm down, all Langa could see was his bare wrist.
“Wait. Where are your friendship bracelets?”
Reki shifted uncomfortably. “They took them. We weren’t allowed to have anything with us when we got there so…”
Langa scrunched his nose. “But… your wrists. You need them or you scratch and hurt yourself.”
At that, Reki scoffed lightly. “I know you care about my tics, but the Fire Nation doesn’t. It’s not a big deal.”
But it was a big deal. When Langa squinted, he could see red marks on Reki’s wrist. He could seen faint lines where his nails had dug into his skin. It wasn’t fair; Reki didn’t deserve that.
“Hey, Shadow?” Langa called, raising his voice so the man in question would hear it from across the room (everyone could see that the two boys needed some personal time together so they gave them some space, but Joe, Cherry, and Shadow were still a bit on edge and didn’t want to let them out of their sight).
Shadow looked up from his own hushed conversation with Cherry and Joe. “What’s up? Are you okay?”
“We’re fi—“ Reki began, but Langa wouldn’t allow that.
“They took Reki’s friendship bracelets,” he explained, frowning. “Can you make him more?”
The older waterbender’s face shifted from confusion to understanding, and he sent the two boys a small smile. “Of course. Joe, you feel up to making some more charms?”
Joe cracked his knuckles, wiggling his fingers. “You bet I am!”
“And you’ll actually make them good this time?” Cherry said casually, twisting a strand of hair.
The comment made Joe’s eye twitch, and suddenly Shadow was stuck trying to break the two up again. Langa couldn’t tell whether they were trying to strangle each other or if they were making out, but either way, he did not envy Shadow.
Reki chuckled at the scene. “I missed them.” He tilted his head enough to look into Langa’s eyes, and blinked thrice. “You didn’t need to do that, you know.”
“Maybe. But I wanted to,” Langa said seriously (and Reki’s face flushed again—Spirits, it was the cutest thing). “You’re hurt. They hurt you.”
“They just took some string. It—“
“But they’re important to you and they help you so you don’t scratch yourself! And when you lifted your arms the other day I saw…” Langa swallowed, taking deep breaths because he couldn’t cry right now. “I saw a bruise. I don’t know how many more there are—there’ve been. You’re too thin, you and Suki both. They hurt you, Reki.”
Reki faltered for the briefest of seconds, his lips trembling. “I… a lot has happened the last couple months,” he said eventually. “But I’m fine, okay? I’m fine.”
And since Langa knows Reki, he knows what I’m fine actually means and he doesn’t believe it for one second. “Don’t lie to me.”
“I’m not. I’m fine now that I’m here with you,” Reki said, and oh, how Langa’s heart melted.
“But what about—“
“I’ll be okay,” Reki interrupted, his eyes wide and swimming with something that Langa couldn’t quite discern. “You’re here, right?”
Langa nodded perhaps a little too aggressively. “Mhm. I won’t let anything happen to you.”
“I know.” Reki clicked his tongue and his neck twitched. “We’re gonna get through this together, okay? All of this.”
“Okay,” Langa agreed, pressing a kiss to the top of Reki’s head. He paused and then said: “Are you hungry?”
There was a moment’s silence as Reki’s face twisted and he muttered the words under his breath a couple times. “Not really,” he eventually said, giving Langa an apologetic look.
That wouldn’t do. Reki needed to eat… but Langa wouldn’t force it. Not right now, at least. Everything’s happened so fast eating might be too much for him. Langa could still feel the adrenaline pumping in his chest (it hadn’t gone away. it had been there from the second they were running onto the gondola and a firebender had directed a burst of flames Reki’s way, from the moment Langa had shoved Reki behind him and drew water from the boiling lake below and doused the bender in it…) and he was sure Reki still felt it too (he could still see the way Reki’s chest had heaved when Ty Lee was about to hit Langa with her chi blocking—Reki hadn’t hesitated, he pushed himself between the two and blocked her fist).
“Okay. Are you thirsty?”
For a second, Langa was sure Reki was going to say “no”, to which he would’ve had to protest because who knows how much water the Fire Nation had given them while they were imprisoned. Luckily, though, after a moment’s thought, Reki nodded.
“Okay.”
Langa couldn’t help the wide grin that overcome him, and he (reluctantly) unwrapped a hand from around Reki’s waist and wiggled his fingers, popping the flask at his side open and bending the water inside so it floated to Reki’s face.
Reki rolled his eyes, playfully nudging Langa, but opened his mouth anyways, allowing Langa to direct the water inside.
“Thank you,” Reki murmured once Langa had bent the rest of the water back in the flask and made sure it was shut, snuggling closer to his boyfriend. “I love you.”
“I love you too.”
#ily theo and i love this au#this isn't the best thing i've ever written and i'm a bit rusty due to school taking over my life but#this was fun to write !#it literally has not left my head since you posted about it yesterday iougyfhj#hope you liked it / it fit in your au verse correctly oiuygfghjk#atla / sk8 crossover#sk8#renga#hasegawa langa#kyan reki#reki with tourette’s#i tried to include your headcanon that reki has more upperbody strength and langa has more lowerbody strength oiuygftgyhj#idk if it came through but i tried haha#okay imma just post it now lol#corey writes:)#oh also i did Not edit this because i have a headcanon so please forgive any errors lol
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love stories with some genshin boys i thought of while listening to my playlists
includes: aether (210 words), xiao (261 words), scaramouche (277 words) and albedo (307)
warnings (?): spoilers of ‘we will be reunited’, english is not my native language and uhh idk what else, idk really know what these are, headcanons ?? snippets ?? also not beta read and not edited.
it’s long so uhhh i’ll add a cut somewhere
anyway enjoy!! ...whatever this is i guess
Aether
Falling in love with Aether is like a fun adventure. He, being always the center of attention and the protagonist no matter where he goes, is a free spirited, kind and hardworking man.
Throughout your time travelling and being in a relationship together, you’ll find that your relationship with the Honorary Knight is one of sweet kisses under the sunlight; innocent handholding while thinking up of what to make for dinner tonight; of easily talked out arguments and finding ways to compromise; of softly pushing each other to become a better version of themselves and, most of all, of supporting and having each other’s backs no matter what.
And when Aether confronts the Abyss Princess face to face for the first time and his world comes crashing down on him, this trait of your relationship shines like no other, as you hold him in your arms after everything was over during the night, Paimon sleeping soundly next to the both of you inside your improvised campsite.
“Even though I’m not sure what -or who- I should believe anymore, I... I know I want to see this journey to the end, and I want you to be there with me for it. Let’s be together until the last moment and beyond.”
Songs:
Snow Fairy - Funkist
Snowing, be honest with yourself and smile
When two people are getting closer, time overlaps
Fairy, where are you going
I will gather all the light and shine it on your tomorrow
Still Lonely - SEVENTEEN
This cursed popularity. Why won’t it leave me?
But why am I getting lonelier
The early morning chill makes me feel
Even lonelier today
I feel completely empty, as if I’m empty
Kanpeki Gu~ no ne - Watarirouka Hashiritai
I'm at a loss for words, with this and that,
I'm totally in love with you
Someday, I want do the same to you:
Watch you flounder,
At a loss for words right back to me!
Side by Side - The8 from SEVENTEEN
I want to hold hands with you but
I don't know what to do what to do oh baby
I want to give all my heart to you but
You still don't know what's in my heart
Hope - Namie Amuro
At the end of this blue, wide world
there's a place I want to aim at with you
We chose this long ago
for eternity
Xiao
Falling in love with Xiao is like living a bittersweet dream. The Vigilant Yaksha is far from human, or so he says, and thus is out of touch with the way we mortals experience feelings, both the negative and positive ones.
Your relationship with him is one of compassion, mutual understanding, appreciation and patience. So, so much patience. Of intertwined pinkies and soft stolen glances, of shy smiles and comfortable silence sometimes filled with your voice chatting time away and his short responses to your talks.
I mentioned patience. He knows you’re making an enormous effort to try and understand him and be patient with him and his slow learning process of how relationships work, so it’s only fair that he makes a true effort to understand you and your feelings.
Xiao is well aware that he could hurt you without wanting to, be it with his blunt phrasing of his thoughts or his Karmic Debt, as much as he is aware that you will eventually pass away and leave him behind to go somewhere he can’t follow, and that undeniable truth haunts him every second of every day he gets to spend with you. And still, he wishes and wants and does cherish each and every warm, kind feeling he gets every single second you’re together nonetheless.
“I might not know what to make of these new feelings you gave me. But I’ll learn. I promise I’ll learn, so please... don’t go, not yet. Let me treasure you and carve you into my memory for as long as I can.”
Songs:
Euphoria - BTS
I don't know what this emotion is
Perhaps this is also the inside of a dream
A dream is the blue mirage of the desert
Deep inside of me, a priori
I become happy to the point of being unable to breathe
The surroundings, bit by bit, become clearer
Fallin’ Flower - SEVENTEEN
While flower blooms and falls, scars cure and buds shoot
We are living our first and last moment
So I won’t take you for granted
Because you loved me as I am
Fear - SEVENTEEN
Get out my mind
I can't handle it, I'm afraid of myself
The truth has me tied up
My heart is tainted
I'm afraid it'll eventually change you too
The Truth Untold - BTS, Steve Aoki
It’s my fate
Don’t smile to me
Light on me
Because I can’t get closer to you
There’s no name you can call me
You know that I can’t
Show you me
Give you me
I can’t show you a ruined part of myself
Once again I put a mask on and go to see you
But I still want you
Tiny Light - Akari Kitō
Because you colored
my unchanging monochromatic days
Even the blurred darkness gained meaning
Still, hidden in this heart, these feelings of preciousness so strong that they hurt
I just want to convey these feelings to only you before they disappear someday
Scaramouche
Falling in love with Scaramouche is like constantly playing a game. He’s strict, demanding, disagreeable, and widely disliked by enemies and allies alike. Still, he has a heart too; and he holds desires and hopes deep inside of it, although most of them are fueled by the unchanging curiosity he has towards the world around him, curiosity to know what he can get out of whatever the world wants to throw at him.
You were no exception to that rule, at first.
When he met you he wanted to get something from you. And you knew it from the start, just as he knew that you knew. And that didn’t change anything, at first.
Your relationship with him is one of dangerously playful, yet still light-hearted games of seduction, teasing and deceit; of secret kisses exchanged in expensive private rooms in restaurants or the cozy warmth of your home, of an unspoken shared respect and, most of all, complete, mutual devotion.
You know Scaramouche is not a good man. He has done many, many unspeakable things in his life as one of the Eleven, and he knows he’s far from being the perfect charming prince you could aim for, but he will never let you go. Because behind those hardened walls of egocentrism and pride, you saw what no one else bothered to see. You saw him, not the role he was playing, you saw him and fell in love with him.
“To be honest, I don’t think I could find anyone else who understands me as much as you do. And no, I’m not saying this because I want something, give me some more credit, geez...”
Songs:
soldier game - µ’s
You'll come with me, yes? You've grown curious about my touch, yes?
Then it's already love
Since you're someone I must meet in battle someday,
That might just be your reason
It's soldier game
Though we've met again, I'm soldier heart
Kowareyasuki - Guilty Kiss
Just stop it already and show your heart only to me
I love your eyes that are about to cry
And your defenseless, clumsy way of living too
(...)
The hesitation you convey makes my chest hurt
Some people just don't know what such kindness is
But then I discover the truth
When we got together, you don't have to endure anymore
Right now, show your grief only to me
I like that you think too much
The complete opposite of me
Shhh - SEVENTEEN
Don't think of all these as your mere illusion
They're not lies that follow the moment
No one can underestimate it, my feelings are an ignition
'Cause I'm always the same
Me and you, we got hurt by the lies that we won't ever work
But it's fate
(...)
So I can cover you from danger
A consented dedication
(...)
It's as natural as breathing
An everlasting dedication
Good to me - SEVENTEEN
Yeah, when you were making that sign in my heart
It was a long time since my firewall broke down
Pass with the password
What in the world do you know about me?
Are my deep feelings seen by you?
Hiraishin - Keyakizaka46
(To trust is to be betrayed, to open one’s heart is to get hurt
So to avoid being struck by lightning-like sorrow…)
Which side am I picking?
Ah, these values are hard to handle
That’s why
I won’t stop watching over you
Positive positive positive
You should just be yourself…
I can forgive whatever absurdities you pull off
I’ll support you without being noticed
Even when you get nitpicked
I’ll be your companion
Let us now promise to live an unremarkable life hereafter
What we have here is the lightning rod of love
Albedo
Falling in love with Albedo is a fairy tale-like experience for both of you. His attention had always been focused on his research, everything else fading into the background save for a few exceptions, until you came around. You, who stole all his attention by just existing.
As an alchemist, he’s naturally the curious type. He wanted to know what about it had caught his attention, what was so special about you that had him clinging to your every word and movement every time you interacted with him. Still, human relationships are hard for him, and he figured you might go away the second he started to feel burnt out from your interactions. But you didn’t. Instead, you stayed. You stayed and took interest on what he did, asked questions, gave your insight, and dragged him to sleep when he needed a break. In exchange, he did the same for you.
Your relationship with Albedo is like one of those awkwardly sweet first time crushes. Of carefully calculated movements, dates and compliments, of soft kisses on lips, hands and cheeks, of mutual support, understanding and mature compromising and commitment.
The Kreideprinz, like everyone else, has his own fears and insecurities, especially regarding his... nature, but he does his best not to let them affect the relationship he has with you. Each moment spent by your side, even when he’s not actively doing any research, is considered perfectly spent, meaningful time.
“A long time ago, I was tasked with finding out the meaning of this world. Though I have directed my efforts and resources to looking for the answer through alchemy, ever since we met I... think, I’ve found an unexpected conclusion to said issue. While it’s likely that this is not the answer expected from me, I’m positive that, at least personally, I finally have the answer.”
Songs:
Futari Saison - Keyakizaka46
In the wind blowing through the city’s streets,
even though I caught whiff of something’s scent,
I had no interest in looking back
In a 1m radius around me, I formed an invisible barrier to
another world
And yet, you took someone like me out of it
What made you do that?
Home - SEVENTEEN
What can I do? Without you
I’m just an old robot, my heart stops and it’s always cold
What can we do? Without me
You’ll struggle just as much, so what can we do?
Baby, I want to cherish our warmth
So no one can come between us
Flower - SEVENTEEN
You taught me, you showed me
You’re my only reason
If you can forever remember me
I can get hurt, I can get hurt
My heart that’s engraved with your light
Makes me stronger
Give me your sharp thorns
Cause you’re my flower
Oh my! - SEVENTEEN
Sorry for repeating the same thing
But this is all
I can try using hard words
But my true feeling is this, every everything
(...)
How about you?
Is it hard for you to sleep because of me too?
If you keep making my heart flutter
What do I do?
Naze koi wo shite konakattan darou? - Sakurazaka46
Why hadn't I fallen in love? I've been making fun of it all this time
I mean everyone keeps saying 'I love you'
just like cats in heat
But after falling in love I realized
what people live for
To meet, to love, to the point of nothing but...
I'm not myself, I want to find my true self.
#xiao x reader#aether x reader#scaramouche x reader#albedo x reader#genshin x reader#genshin x y/n#genshin impact headcanon#genshin imagines#genshin impact imagines#first post yay#why is albedo's so long tho he's not even my favorite out of them lol#melodywritings#fluff#genshin impact x reader#melwritesgenshin
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THE FINAL PRODUCT AHHHH. This took a lot out of me but I am so proud of how it came together in the end, ahhhh.
Here are the original sketches if you’re curious as to how everyone looked originally.
Obligatory ask for you to click through
And finally, finally, my headcanons below the cut, so ya’ll don’t have to be bogged down with them. Warning, it’s kinda long
Hi, I put off making pancakes to write this
Lucifer
Lucifer owns a private detective agency (Edit: It’s got a name now! Morningstar Detective Agency, courtesy of the lovely @impastaz309), and all the brothers are in one way or another involved in it
The agency works with the police in the more secretive cases, usually ‘important’ people going missing under mysterious circumstances, drug trafficking etc.
Though he’s the head, a lot of the time he’s handling paperwork which helps cover the brothers and his back, especially since some of the stuff they do, and links they have with other people and organisations, could be exploited at their expense.
He’s looking at satan btw lmao
Running a detective agency and also keeping tabs on his brothers is very hard ™ so Lucifer is just, tired, all the time. Please give him a shoulder rub and smooches
Mammon
Usually used as bait, believe it or not, therefore his existence is somewhat of a mystery. He has to keep a low profile.
If you asked someone in the street, unless they were really involved in the agency (which they wouldn’t be), has a high ranking in the police (unlikely), or any of the other organisations the agency associates with (probably not) they wouldn’t know he exists
Mammon is very good at his job, organising meetings with middlemen, smooth talking his way out of situations, getting even the criminals themselves to come and meet him without a mediator
He is only ever used when they agency or police know with absolute certainty that the person they’ll be catching will be arrested without fail - which is of course impossible to know, so it’s always a gamble when they pull Mammon out of the deck
Good luck dating him because this guy can’t really go in public for too long at a time
Leviathan
He works at a newspaper agency, or at least that’s what they want you to think
In reality the whole reporter business is a front, and Leviathan is an information broker. Or rather, the head of a small group of information brokers.
The city is big, and one person alone isn’t enough to cover everything, but man is his group efficient
Every address change, every telephone call made, every booking of hotel rooms, all of it, he keeps tabs on it all
The information he’s gathered has helped the private detective agency out in a pinch many times, and will continue to do so in the future
“I’m very very busy, so please don’t call me during work, sweetheart. Especially not this particular number, that’s only for emergencies, and even then, it better be life or death, okay? Okay.”
Satan
Works in a bar. Specifically, a bar in a kinda sorta illegal underground fight club. It’s very illegal don’t let anyone fool you
A lot of the more questionable people of the city frequent this bar, and let me tell you, some people cannot keep their mouth shut once they’ve had a few drinks.
Anything Leviathan or Asmodeus can’t catch (don’t worry I’m getting there), is usually picked up by Satan via a blabbermouth who had too much to drink that night.
Satan is also pretty chummy with a lot of the fighters, and has a tendency to be the one patching up the milder injuries after fights
Therefore, he has a lot of favours he can collect, so if Lucifer ever needs some muscle that goes beyond what Beel can provide, Satan in there recommending a few of the more... smarter(?) fighters at the club.
Please don’t scratch his bar, he is a very forgiving bartender, but ruining the mahogany imported from England will have him beating the shit out of you
Asmodeus
A bit of a celebrity, his rise to fame being both accidental and very useful
Think barbershop quartet, but he does a lot of solo work as well. The other three guys in the barbershop quartet are an absolute blast, and Asmodeus loves them to bits.
Originally, Lucifer was furious. How does he expect to work in the agency if he’s off singing at clubs and attending fancy parties? Then he realised something: Asmodeus can keep tabs on any of the more sketchy celebrities who slip through the net
So off into stardom Asmodeus went, attending lavish parties and singing at packed theatres, collecting dirt, formulating blackmail, getting only the best gossip and pulling favours along the way.
“Jen, hon, did you hear about Carter? Apparently, he’s sleeping with the daughter of the Chief of Police.”
“Wait a minute... Asmo, isn’t she married?”
“She is most definitely married.”
“Oh my.”
Beelzebub
Usually seen working with Belphegor, partially because, well, that’s his twin brother and he likes his brother, so why not?
And also because Belphegor always needs backup
Though he isn’t always with Belphegor, really, he’s just sent whenever Lucifer is wary of sending anyone in the agency somewhere on their own.
Think of Beel as a bodyguard of sorts. He is always there to stop things form getting physical if needs be, but he isn’t always enough on his own despite being an absolute powerhouse. So sometimes he’ll go around with someone Satan recommended too
They’re really nice actually, Beel was super surprised, you’d think they’d have no manners? (That’s because Satan gives you the nice ones Beel, thank him once in a while)
They also all think he’s a marvel of muscle send from the gods so ya know. And they all get him cakes from that bakery he loves, so they’re all good in Beel’s book
Belphegor
You know the whole good cop bad cop routine? Yeah, Belphie is both depending on who you need for that current situation.
Masterful in the art of manipulation, Lucifer uses him on the more tough to crack people who sit in the interrogation room
He is actually pretty good at shoving the fragmented pieces of a case together, weaving a story that gets the person being interrogated sweating bullets
Even when he is way off, he still manages to worm information out of the subject a lot faster than anyone at the police station. Point, private detective agency.
Like I said, he can be the good cop or the bad cop, though because he isn’t all that intimidating, he’s usually asked to be good cop
But dear lord he is a scary bad cop, and everyone in the police force and their mother knows it
If you got this far wow, hi, thanks! And you may or may not be happy to know I’m planning on another noir piece, this time featuring the undatables and maybe my mcs too idk yet
#nais doodles#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me headcanons#obey me hcs#obey me!#om! lucifer#om! leviathan#om! mammon#om! beelzebub#om! asmodeus#om! satan#om! belphegor#obey me satan#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me asmodeus#obey me leviathan#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#noir au#fanart
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2 A.M. TEXTS
ft. miya atsumu, kuroo tetsuro, semi eita
with | gn!reader
warnings | swear words
a/n | NOT ME ACTING LIKE MY EXAMS ALREADY OVER 😹😹😹 n e ways have some hcs mwah ily drink some water
+ | tumblr is refusing to let me add a read more break without messing up the order/pics so please accept it without the break first 😰 i'll try to edit it in tomorrow bc it's 1am right now lmfaoo 🤪🤪
MIYA ATSUMU
• lowkey headcanon this guy to be kinda a night owl too
• like, unless he has a major game tomorrow, then he’ll probably be awake at 2am so feel free to shoot him a text
• but if you send him a “i cant sleep :(” then man’s gonna take it REAL far
• “my parents arent home rn so if you want to come over, i could help you… sleep ;))) ”
• STFUU 😩
• he might not even be h0rny, he’s just Like That
• that’s just his sense of humor 😭😭 yea it might be mine too shush
• you just wanted to chill and chat bc insomnia’s getting the best of you, so whY-
• but once you get past that, he’d actually be really pleasant to text with
• yall might even facetime just because
• there’s just SO MUCH to talk about???
• topics range from dumb pickup lines to Deep Talk
• ngl eventually you guys might make some secsi jokes,,,, its inevitable im sorry
• no im nOT a nsfw writer
• but it’s 2am ok the Early Morning High is bound to hit different
• “damn ok im on my way,,, get those cuffs ready babe😼😼”
• JDHDNDCJ????3!%;÷)÷*?
• FUCK, NEITHER OF YOU CAN TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
• ur neighbours: who tF is cackling like that at 3 in the morning????
KUROO TETSURO
• i think it’s 50/50 with this boy
• like he’s either still awake and reading like a nerddd or he’s fast asleep
• but if you do shoot him a text message, send him something random
• like out of nowhere, just “did you know some snails have hairy shells?”
• he’s got a quick response time (although not as fast as atsumu) so just wait a minute for him to pick up his phone
• OH AND send him a pic of the hairy shells!!
• “thanks! i hate it!!”
• you know he’s gonna reply with an equally weird fact
• kuroo has a fair share of general knowledge too so just go wild
• will not question why you’re on the wikipedia page for snails bc lbr, he’s been there before 😔
• such a funny sweetheart about your random messages
• also he’s be awake with you throughout, even if he gets a little sleepy 🥺🥺🥺
• sir,,, hand in marriage please,,,,,,
• but definitely will throw in a “y/n, it’s almost 3:30 pls get some sleep before class tomorrow”
• hm……. no.
• WAIT YOU SHOULD ASK TO CALL
• his deep, kinda rough voice at 2am because he hasn’t used it in the past two hours ,,,,, mmmmmm,,,,
• lowkey he might fall asleep on call 🙊
• pls forgive him he’s just a very big babie
SEMI EITA
• listen
• if you texted this man at 2am
• his immediate response would be “it’s too early y/n. go to sleep.”
• BOO 🍅 BORING ASS BIJ 🍅🍅
• jkjk i love him but yall gotta admit that he’d be all 🙄😐
• “ffs y/n, you have a class tomorrow at 8”
• “and??? your point?????”
• dw he’d just take a deep breath and be like omfg why am i in love with this idiot
• yes bby he loves you mwah
• when he gets past that tho,,,
• listening to music together on spotify 😳😳
• you guys would take turns choosing songs and it’d be so cutee
• yeah he’d be into,, idk alt rock or indie rock ?
• but he’s not an ASS, he’d be okay with indie pop and mainstream and whatever else is your fave genre
• in between, he’d be so down to hearing you talk about your hobbies or a show you’ve been watching
• and like,, he’ll tell you about how he’s writing a song or what funny thing happened in his class or during training
• UGH HE’S JUST SO FINE AND SO CUTE
• omg yall can video call and he’d share his screen
• both of you watching ghibli movies tgt at 3 in the morning : 🥰🥴
• it is just so peaceful being with this boy
#haikyuu#hq!!#hq#haikyuu x reader#hq x reader#hq headcanons#haikyuu headcanons#atsumu headcanons#kuroo headcanons#semi headcanons#semi eita#miya atsumu#kuroo tetsuro#atsumu x reader#semi x reader#semi eita x reader#kuroo x reader#semi eita headcanons
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GOT Loads (Jackson Wang / GOT7 x Male!Reader)
Pairing: Jackson Wang/GOT7 x Cis!Male!Reader
Rating: Explicit
Words: 2016
Summary: Your boyfriend Jackson is a good lad and shares you with his fellow members.... it’s a GOT7 gangbang.
Note: Forgive me father fore I have sinned. Also this is 100% based on the headcanons I found on Tumblr, because I don’t actually know these guys, aside from that they make good music. This was a request and I aim to please.
Tags: Gangbang, breeding, multiple creampies, multiple orgasms, facefucking, praise, cum eating, edging, degradation, rough sex, voyeurism, fingering, oral, god this is filthy, no beta we die like men
EDIT: There is now also a sequel
Three fingers grazed your insides, stretching your ass open for all the cock it would have to take later. You were on the bed, supported by pillows with a sight that some people would kill for. Wherever you looked, hard cocks were stroked right before your eyes, making your mouth water and your ass feel very empty. You let out a whine when your boyfriend removed his slick fingers, making your ass gape.
“You’re ready, baby?” Jackson cooed as he rubbed the head of his cock over your open and exposed hole. You nodded, muttering pleads to be filled with your boyfriend’s cock while his co-members stroked theirs in front of you, waiting their turn. You did not know how he got them all to do this, but you didn’t care. Being stuffed full of cum had always been a fantasy of yours and tonight it was going to happen.
Jackson eased you into it, cock slick and pumping as fast as it could with the resistance it met. Even after being stretched to three fingers, you still had a tight grip on Jackson’s dick, the girth sending you to a plane of pleasure. “That’s my good boy,” Jackson mused as he thrusted steadily into you, “remember you can cum whenever you want, but we will not stop until we all have cum into this pretty ass.” Jackson squeezed your bottom, his thrusts becoming more forceful, after he added more lube and found the glide to be easier.
He worked you up to a fast pace, the sound of skin slapping joining the pants and slight moans of the men around you. You cried a little from the mixture of pain and pleasure, whining as he fucked you just right. “Please slow down, I’m gonna cum,” you whimpered, but he did not slow down. You came on the pillows, before he even finished. Jackson pistoned his hips into yours through your orgasm, bringing you more tears and more pleasure. He finished inside you, as promised.
“Youngjae, come on, before it starts to drip out of him.” You had your eyes still closed as you felt your boyfriend pull out. You clenched around nothing to keep him cum in, but relaxed when you felt another man’s cock press against the ring of muscle. He was slick with lube and slipped right in, fucking you almost as hard as Jackson had not even a minute ago. You were overstimulated, moaning pathetically while feeling like you were being used and you loved that idea.
“You’re gonna be a good cumdump for us, aren’t you?” You heard Youngjae speak into your ear. You hummed, not really able to form words. He lifted your head by pulling your hair. Jackson was right in front of you, cock semi-hard and smirking at you. “You’re such a good slut, agreeing on being used by your boyfriend’s friends while he watches. I’m impressed.”
Youngjae had slowed down enough for you to become painfully aware of what you must look like and what you agreed to. You had Jackson’s, your boyfriend’s, seed inside you, being fucked deeper inside by one of his friends, your friends. They all could hear you moan at whichever cock entered you, see you being turned on by being used and filled. Your cock jerked against the pillows, nothing coming out, but wanting to cum again.
Youngjae filled you before you even realised he was close, your mind too occupied by the situation you were in. You only realised the switch when he pulled out and you desperately clenched your ass to keep all the cum inside. Whoever was next removed the pillows, easily slipped inside you and held your upper body up by your hair. His cock was a little smaller than the ones you had before, but fucked you a lot faster as well. “You don’t get to hide your face or your cock anymore,” BamBam hissed in your ear. You whined, feeling exposed. Your cock was still hard, twitching as it tried to cum again, without any stimulus. Not touching yourself had been a rule. If you wanted your cock to be touched, you needed to ask someone else to do it.
Your sweaty body was on display, cock bouncing with each rough trust. “He’s drooling for cock in his mouth,” BamBam teasingly proclaimed as the hand in your hair found your chin, holding you there for leverage.
“I can help with that.” You placed your hands on the bed when you were pulled down by your hair, Jaebum’s cock pressing against your lips. You opened your mouth, letting him in. The two men bounced your between them, one roughly fucking your ass, while you other forced his length further and further down your throat. You choked, but Jaebum didn’t seem to care, spreading the saliva over your face with his cock, before attempting to thrust deeper.
“Look at yourself, both holes filled with dick. I think this is the best use of you, don’t you agree?” You tried to nod in response to BamBam, but Jaebum held your head in place, fucking your mouth in a similar way BamBam was fucking your ass.
“Remember the rule is to cum in his ass,” your boyfriend oh-so helpfully reminded the man facefucking you. Jaebum reassured him that he would hold back until he could shoot his load into your ass. Your mouth watered at the promise, your face covered in your own saliva. BamBam granted you the third load of that night and was almost immediately shoved aside by Jaebum, who was incredibly close from throatfucking you and reached orgasm with just a few thrusts into your ass, filling it with both semen and your own saliva. Jaebum was the first to be unrestrainedly vocal about his orgasm.
“Wish it could’ve been your throat, but maybe we make that the rule next time,” he chuckled as he slowly slipped out of you. You tilted your hips, clenching your ass to keep the seed inside until the next cock was circling your hole. You were too focused on keeping everything inside, that you forgot to unclench when you felt the pressure of another dick.
A loud slap echoed through the room, leaving a sting on your ass. “Come on, let me in, pretty boy,” Jinyoung whispered in your ear. You took a deep breath, relaxing your muscles on the exhale. Jinyoung was gentle, very aware of the beating your hole had endured all night. His fingers dug into your ass, leaving bruises as he slowly dragged his length in and out of your heat. The sensual roll of his hips drove you crazy, but he kept you on your toes with the occasional spank.
“That’s right, pretty, relax,” he whispered, his breath growing heavier as your ass got redder. You were always a fan of rougher sex, but somehow the slow pace brought you close to your second orgasm. You whined, tears falling from your eyes as your hard dick humped air. You were almost there, when Jinyoung came before you did and pulled out to the head. You begged for release, while he lazily milked his cock inside you. “You still got two more to go,” he cooed, before giving you one last hard slap on your cheeks, “so I would hold it in if I were you.”
You begged to be touched, ass clenching automatically when Jinyoung pulled out. Your requests remained unanswered as you were flipped onto your sore and stinging ass, a slick cock entering you. Your eyes went wide at the sudden intrusion, locking with those of Yugyeom. “Aww are you a little sore?” He teased, setting a medium pace that felt like being hammered already, but you knew he was building up to it and you weren’t sure if you could handle it.
You shook your head in reply. “No, very,” you groaned, your ass painful, but your insides feeling full and pleasured. He chuckled and took a hold of your cock. You cried out. It felt good; so, so good and you begged him to stroke you. He just held your hard dick in his grasp, hips rolling against yours and going faster. “Please, please, I just wanna cum,” you cried out, vision getting distorted from pleasure, your body jerking.
“You will… eventually.” He smirked in your face, thrusting roughly into you, but not going too fast. The force of this thrusts moved his hand a little over your cock, but it wasn’t enough. You let your head fall, looking at your boyfriend, upside down with pleading eyes.
“Aww he’s been such a good boy. Let him. It feels good when he comes and you’re inside him,” Jackson mused as he swatted Yugyeom’s hand away and took a hold of your cock. You moaned at the relief, thanking him through gritted teeth and loud moans. Jackson leaned down, giving your ear a lick. “Come on, baby, cum for me,” he spoke into your ear, voice a little raspy and oh so sexy. You screamed as you followed his command, staining your own chest and his hand.
You could hear Yugyeom moan, but you weren’t focused on him, but the fingers Jackson pushed into your mouth. He fed you your own cum, praising you as your sore cock pushed out a little more. When you finally had swallowed all of your own cum, you realised it was no longer Yugyeom fucking you. When your eyes left your boyfriend’s handsome face, you locked eyes with Mark. He looked red in the face and was sweating a little. “You’ve done well, just one more,” he whispered for only you to hear. You were grateful for his slow pace, but by judging his face it was for himself as well. “I know you’re sore, but you can take it, right?” You nodded, relaxing in his embrace as he slow-fucked into you. His cock felt like it was on fire inside you, but it was no longer the stretch that caused the burning sensation. In fact, you were pretty certain that your ass was so open, Jackson and his massive cock would meet no resistance.
“Please cum in me, Mark,” you whispered back, needing his load as much as you needed it to be over. You loved this, but you came twice and your ass was sore. Mark was gentle, praising you for how well you were holding up and how good you had been all night. Your head was swimming, you mouth opening on instinct when you felt another cock against it. You opened your eyes, moaning when you saw Jackson. He fucked your mouth, shallowly, the head of his cock pushing against your cheek. You tried to suck on it as much as you could, but it was hard to focus with the slow drag of Mark’s cock against your insides.
Jackson pulled out, rubbing his cock right over your face. “The… rule…” You muttered, hoping he would get it. The wolfish grin on his face told you he did. He told Mark to speed it up, but as soon as he did, he came inside you. He stayed like that for a little, coming down from finally having an orgasm after edging himself all night. Jackson pushed the head of his cock in after Mark pulled out, giving you one last load for that night.
While Jackson was taking some pictures of your ass for you to enjoy later, Mark put your head in his lap, stroking your hair. “Well done,” you sighed as you smiled at him, whimpering when Youngjae and Jinyeong spread your ass apart, so Jackson could record their cum dripping out of you. You pushed, putting your last strength into putting on a show for the camera. You could hear the liquid leave your ass, the pressure inside dissipating.
The boys helped getting you and the bed all cleaned up. Being bathed and dressed went by in a blur and your eyes finally closed when you were back in bed, clean and resting in the arms of the man you loved.
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Ok I just gave up catching up on my dash full stop because Clementine and George and Wildest Dreams got my brain like this:
I feel I desperately need to make an OC for George but he is YOUR precious lol
So instead while I'm here, give me and I mean GIVE all your George and Clementine headcanon
SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I WAS FINISHING UP SOME GIFS ✨
First things first, that image lives in my mind rent free.
Second things second, please create an OC for George holy shit please yes?! George has already been romantically (or at least sexually, because Sable is a hoe) linked to Ellis Grant from @chlobenet (nothing ever came of it, George developed an infatuation and was perpetually rebuffed by our Lord and Saviour Miss Grant), @perfectlystiles' Laurel Chase, and @randomestfandoms-ocs' Reese Masrani. It is my goal to accumulate enough George Cassidy romantic interests that I can make a Wives of Henry the Eighth edit, so literally go nuts. Everyone, Create An OC To Thirst Over George Cassidy Challenge!
The best thing about George and the other Corpsemen is that the only thing that makes them Jurassic World OCs is that they happen to be hired there. It is by no means their entire story, and although they've been around for literally three days (?!) I keep thinking of more and more things about them and I keep building their backstories to the point where dinosaurs are literally the least craziest thing they've experienced.
If I were to sum up Clem and George's relationship in a gif, though:
(This got hella out of hand so keep reading under the cut if you want to know more about George and Clementine.)
A brief history on George "Sable" Cassidy and Clementine "Calico" Roscoe:
He is known as "George" to his friends, and "Cassidy" to his enemies. "Sable" when he's on the job, and "hers" when they're alone.
But it wasn't always like that. I'm not going to bore you with the details about George's fatherless upbringing, or his reasons for joining the British military, or how he'd always been a bit of a troubled kid. Where his story really begins is when he directly disobeys orders and murders the military hostages who were responsible for the attack on his unit. He is dishonourably discharged, and is sent back to the U.K. to await trial for murder and treason.
He manages an escape and goes dark; during which time, Clementine Roscoe, an agent at Interpol, is assigned his case. Unfortunately, after a year of searching (one close call where he was literally within breathing distance of Roscoe ) and a thousand too many mistaken sightings after that, the case goes cold, and she is assigned another case, one which results in the death of her entire family.
Clementine resigns from her position after she is denied leave to pursue the murderers, and spends the next few years methodically hunting down and executing the list of people she knew to be responsible. It was enough to impress Malcolm Drake, who located and recruited her into the Corpse Corporals (aka Gucci Suicide Squad).
All this time, Cassidy had been residing in Southern Africa, making a hefty living as a poacher under ever-changing pseudonyms (I had to make y'all understand that Sable is a bad man but y'all be forgiving Tom for murder and incest so here we are but honestly did it even work because here I am, being fooled, alongside you 😭). He runs a pretty decent operation, also dabbling in the smuggling of weaponry, and he lives a comfortable life. That is, until he is betrayed by his business partners (a brother-sister duo, FCs Megan Fox and Aidan Turner? Idk, still debating) and pushed out of the business under threat of death.
He is rescued by Malcolm, who has managed to track him down, and in exchange for his life spared, he agrees to work for Malcolm. His reunion with Clem is incredibly tense, with both of them pulling their guns on each other and refusing to work together. Malcolm snaps some sense into them (that, and the sum of the payload which had so many 0's added to the end, you couldn't be sure what the number really was other than "a lot") and they swallow their pride and work together.
They would continue to work together as Calico and Sable for the years to come, and when I say it is a slow burn, I do mean THE SLOWEST OF THE SLOW. But there is definitely a fuck ton of sexual tension thrown in there for angst, and a couple of near brushes with death (hazard of the job, really).
George is a prolific man whore, and he's bisexual and proud. So Clem has gotten used to an endless slew of people of all genders cumming coming and going from his hotel room, especially during the long cons where the Corpsemen go deep undercover for months at a time (Hector doesn't come on those jobs, he's got a family to worry about. He taps out at a month, max, if he doesn't get to leave to see his family).
George Cassidy is not a man who is used to not getting what he wants, but Clementine Roscoe is the only exception to that rule. He has come to view her as "unobtainable," this irreverent forbidden thing that he must not ruin. By the time the heat of their mutual hate had dissipated, it had turned into a friendship, and although there was an undeniable electric tension between them, they have never done anything about it. But it has that "will definitely be the best sex of your life" kinda energy.
They fight quite a lot, and disagree on almost everything. Have they tried to kill each other? Oh, absolutely. But they're also professionals, and although Clementine and George may be going at it, it never bothers Malcolm, because he knows that Calico and Sable will put those differences aside and do the damn job.
Clem only involves herself in George's sex life when it comes to people who she considers friends. She has the warnings already mentally scripted, because the thing about George Cassidy is that he cares about no one but himself, and nothing but his holy trinity: blood, money, and sex. He's an emotionally devoid sociopath at the best of times, and at the worst, he's a well oiled and dangerous killing machine.
He is not a good man, Clementine knows, but sometimes, you don't want a good man.
I have a gifset in store involving the two of them, and I'm busy compiling a list of headcanons as we speak. If you want, I can tag you in it :)
But this is everything about their past and a bit of their present, so if you want to create an OC please do and tag me so I can write up a crossover and make some gifs 💕
(And before anyone comes for me, yes, I am aware of the fact that George "Sable" Cassidy is a very toxic and fucking despicable man, I created him, and I made him that way. I am not condoning his actions, nor would I want to be in a relationship with him in real life, but this is fiction. It is not meant to be taken seriously, if you don't like my hot mercenary boyfriend, then please unfollow me, because he is my current obsession, and I cannot promise that I will not be thirsting for him on my TL at any and all hours).
#i am literally in love with this man#i'm so sorry y'all have to suffer through this tomfoolery#lokitrasho#oc: george cassidy#oc: clementine roscoe
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eddie diaz ✨
I knew this was coming and I am PREPARED. (sorry for the late answers I have an exam on Tuesday that I’m procrastinating). Also tagging @bibuddie because she also asked the same thing!
Anyway:
Why I like them: Eddie constantly tries to do the right thing, and when he realizes that what he thought was right isn’t actually, he actively tries to work on himself. He’s steadfast, loyal and dependable, and I love that about him. And he’s a dad to the cutest person in the world!
Why I don’t like them: I don’t have a reason not to like him, but I don’t like the way he internalizes and then lashes out when he feels backed into a corner, just because that trope is one that we see in all men on TV. However, he does go to work those things out, and I loved see that, because that’s the type of growth I like seeing.
Favourite episode: Honestly? As cliche as this is, 3x15. I loved seeing his past and seeing the things that shaped his character. While 3x15 did leave me with more questions than answers, I still say it was wonderful to give us that much into his life.
Other than that, 2x10′s fountain scene because he’s so unsure and defensive about trusting Buck but Buck is his regular, steady self and Eddie ends up spilling what’s up. I think that was a great thing to see that he’s found himself someone to confide in.
Favourite season: Hm...Well in season 3, I think we saw a lot of development in his character. In season 2, we didn’t see as many emotions from him but season 3 was a whole rollercoaster. So aside from the god-awful haircut, season 3 lmao.
Favourite line: “Buck, there’s nobody in this world I trust with my son more than you.”
Okay and I know this could be because of the Buddie shipper thing but I think that comes secondary to just...Eddie in general. Like...Christopher is the thing his world revolves around, and for him to entrust that in his best friend, I think it says as much about Eddie that it does about Buck. (and then their relationship, too).
Also equal to that is “You’re not just any kid. You’re my kid and I love you more than anything else in this world.”
I died when he said that because he’s such a good dad.
Favourite outfit: You of all people shouldn’t have to ask. Also. Two vantage points because I’m nice like that.
(it’s a crime this outfit didn’t come back; forgive the screenshots I wasn’t about to sit and perfectly edit them fajdkljfs)
OTP: ...do you really need to ask. It’s him and Buck! They stay winning!
BroTP: okay but I think Eddie and Karen would wreak havoc but also Chim and Eddie would be such a great pair because they both could get up to shit and no one would really suspect them working together. But above all, Chris and Eddie are just. *chef’s kiss*
Headcanon: Man...I have so many for Eddie. I do headcanon that he’s a book nerd (like yours truly) and maybe also a dancer. Also, the way that he rifled through those engines on two separate occasions has me thinking that he’s great at mechanical work. Maybe it could’ve been one of those three jobs.
Unpopular opinion: his hair doesn’t count I don’t think xD Hm...I don’t think for one moment that Eddie’s huge on PDA? if that counts. But that’s more of a fic thing...
another (nsfw) one is that he’s always the top, like...no.
A wish: I was just telling @oneawkwardcookie this but I wish we got to see the photos on his fireplace mantle. I gotta know. ALSO BRING BACK THIS FLANNEL (and hair ahem). And tell me what jobs my good sir be working — bring me that resume.
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: don’t bring the bald look back my good g.
Also...we don’t need to put the Diaz family through any more pain than they’ve already been through just let them be happy now, jeez.
5 words to best describe them: Steady, loyal, caring, warm, kind
My nickname for them: loml
hehehe send me a character
#zee answers#alicia: carrot cake enthusiasts#alicia ily#I have like three mutual tags for you#my love knows no bounds#eddie diaz#kit: mutual keyboard smasher by association
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birthday surprises - arón piper imagine
Author’s Note: Thanks for all the positive comments I’ve got on my last headcanon im so happy sdfjsfhds okay anyways here’s the actual first fanfic here we go people!!
SECOND NOTE: There was a problem with my laptop so it doubled a paragraph i’m so so sorry :(( edit: I fixed it
you can read my headcanon here
warnings: nothing. fluff i guess ah and maybe a tiny angst in the beginning
a short disclaimer: i dont know any of these people personally! english is my second language i may have mistakes (let me know if i do) . also i dont really know how to speak spanish so im sorry!!!
anyways enjoy!!
“Do you think he’ll be here?” you asked your sister painfully while sitting on the table eating lunch. Your birthday was tomorrow and you were in your hometown to celebrate your birthday with your siblings and some friends from your childhood nothing much. But your boyfriend, Arón was in the shooting for Elite.
“Honey he’ll try his best but I don’t think he will. He’s a successful actor you know that.” your sister Maya said.
You tried to understand but you didn’t feel happy. You and your family adored him which is a good thing and this made you so happy because he meant a lot to you. But he was the only person you actually wanted to spend time with
“I’ll kill him and punch his face if he doesn’t show up! He’s a cool bro but tell me if you need anything.” your brother Leo told you.
“Leo calm down, stop planning on the poor boy!” your sister Maya defended him.
While they were arguing. You stared at the outside from the window, rain pouring down from the sky. Raindrops on the ground, the fresh feeling of rain, the smell of nature just made you feel better.
After staring at the beauty of nature, Aron called. You immediately run to your room and accept the call from with your sweaty hands.
“Hola, amor”
“Hi aron, i miss you”
“Yo tambien amor, please forgive me but I won’t be able to make it to your birthday can we celebrate it later?” he says in the phone but actually suffering cause he hates it when you’re sad and not be able to spend time especially special times together.
“oh, okay sure” you said while tears pooling in your eyes trying not to make Aron notice. You tried to find an excuse to end the call “then we’ll talk later i gotta go mom’s looking for me.”
“bye carina” you ended the call without hearing him saying bye but you didn’t want him to understand you’re crying and sad because you support his work and you didn’t want him to think you’re a baby (WHICH HE DOESNT I PROMISE). You sat on your bed cried for hours eating ice cream, hugging your dog and watching romcom movies with your sister. (A/N. typical lol)
Meanwhile in the Elite set:
After the call, Aron was actually very unhappy. Miguel and Omar tried to cheer him up. Their work was only waste of time because they know you’re the only person that could make him happy.
You met the elite cast in the first month you started dating Aron which right now it's been 6 months since you've started dating. Everyone loved you and very happy that their friend Aron is dating such a wonderful lady.
"I have an idea. Let's go all together. Aron call her Y/N's sister immediately we have a surprise to do!" Danna chirped.
"But how are we gonna go all together?" Aron asked still sad, in the verge of crying.
“Also The director said we can’t go.” said Claudia with a sad expression.
“I’ll go talk to him we can all have a day off can’t we?” Omar tried to cheer everyone up. He is one of the most cheerful person in the cast which this was the one of the reasons why you loved Omar. After the idea popping up, Itzan and Omar went to talk with the director.
10 minutes passed Aron was still stressing out and feeling unbelievably sad (a/n: this baby cares about you so much ahh sdfhsh <33). Danna and Ester being completely positive they tried to plan the surprise.
After 30 minutes Itzan and Omar came back with good news. They explained that they can have the day off but they begged the director so bad that the director was going to explode.
“That cabron was being so rude! But he’s nice that he accepted so let’s go!” said Omar.
“Madre Mia, Aron you owe us a favor!” claimed Itzan laughing while watching Aron jumping in his seat.
The cast was extremely happy.
The car ride was so fun but weird at the same time. Maria and Jaime couldn’t come but they promised to celebrate it later. Jorge and Miguel partying in the background. Itzan and Aron chatting about rap. Omar and Alvaro sleeping. Last but not least all the girls were sitting together planning everything.
“Aron, what are the things she like? Like what’s her favorite movie?” Ester asked curiously so she can get an idea and brainstorm about the surprise.Aron answered with a low husky voice “She likes dogs, music, and her favorite movie is 10 Things I Hate About You. Mi amor loves oldies.” he smiled while thinking of what you like. He likes every single one of you. I guess this is called love. But are you also in love with him? Are you guys ready to tell that you guys love each other? Rejection. Fear. Concern. Little did he know that you felt the same.“oohh but 10 Things I-” Maria was interrupted by Aron.
“Ay dios mio! I have the perfect idea!” Aron said excitedly. He explained his dearest friends.
They called Maya and Leo to make the surprise possible. They were too happy and they told Aron that you were so sad he immediately felt like an evil and stopped talking. But the plan made him felt better.
It was going to be perfect.
Anyways after 8 hours of the car ride. Everyone was tired. They went on the ride at the night and now it was morning.
Aron was coming.
For his love
The girl he loved.
For you.
The Birthday Day
“WAKEY WAKEY Y/N IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!” Your sister Maya and brother Leo shouted. They were so excited for the surprise.
The party was going to be in the house so Maya had to take you out of the house until night.
(A/N: Just a side note sorry for interrupting but your parents are not gonna be in the party!)
You grumbled and mumbled a few curse words under your mouth and woke up.
“Today we’re gonna shop, go meet Y/B/F/N and go to the movies!! It’s gonna be so much fun!” Maya said excitedly.
You smiled at your sister and grateful that she wants you to be happy. You tried to forget Aron for that day and have a nice time.
After eating breakfast you went out. Your phone was blowing with birthday messages and some dm’s from instagram about Aron’s arrival to the hometown by fans but Maya immediately caught the phone while she sent you to get something.
The day went great, you went to see Avengers Endgame which is one of your favorite movies, you went to shopping, bought a sunglasses, ate junk food, done silly stuff. But Aron was nowhere to be found for you. There was no message or calls which made you feel so bad inside.
On the other hand, the house was crazy, people trying to cook, plan, decorate the house... It was already a mess.
After the effort that almost 25 people given has done and it was the time that you were going to be taken back home by Maya.
“Y/N it was a great day. happy birthday te quiero mucho. Now go to house I’ll be back i’ll park the car ” she hugged you in the car, then you went out. While you were trying to open the door you heard a similar melody.
“You’re just to good to be true,”
“Can't take my eyes off of you“
“You’ll be like heaven to touch,”
“I wanna hold you so much”
“As long as love as arrived”
“And i thank god I’m alive”
“You’re just too good to be true,
“Can’t take my eyes off of you.”
You saw Aron walking to you singing. You ran into him and kiss him so passionately. You were almost crying. Also he knew your favorite movie and always wanted to be surprised like this.
“You’re here Aron! You’re here and you’re singing like Pat did to Kat.”
“Would never miss it, mi cabron!”
Then you heard a crowd shouting and singing happy birthday for you. You see the elite cast running for you. You hug every single of them and thank for their effort to come there.
You were so grateful to have such friends, family and a boyfriend like that.
It was too good to be true.
Song Credits: Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You - Frankie Valli
#aron piper#writing#ander munoz x reader#aron piper x reader#ander x reader#aron piper imagine#aron piper imagines#aron x reader#elite imagine#fanfiction#fanfic#elite actor#ander munoz#ander#relationship#cute#romantic#birthday#surprise#aron piper fanfic#started#im so nervous#cute couple#couple#couples#romance#a writing from deep#slowly#im slowly getting used to it
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Rewriting the Entirety of SGE: The School Years
All of this is solely up to my own preference. Yes, some parts may be messy because I am inexperienced. I don’t even know what a plot is. Here we go.
I didn’t have any major problem with Book 1 until Agatha’s Glow Up, so we’re starting there.
Canon: Agatha realizes she was beautiful all along and literally two minutes later Tedros falls in love with her.
However, I think it would’ve been so much more impactful if she simply changed her perspective on her “ugliness” from a negative light to an objective standpoint.
We already know that Agatha is badass, so I think she should view herself that way. Insecurity is nothing if she amounts her features to the raw human ability that they possess. Her frame is tall and skinny because she’s athletic, her big eyes serve her the purpose of seeing. Agatha may not be pretty, but every bone in her body was made so that she could eat, breathe, laugh, fight, do parkour around School for Evil.
It’s obvious that Ever Girls only care about their appearance because they want to impress boys (in School for Girls, they are shown as letting themselves go). Agatha is characterized as having no interest in boys, and therefore she doesn’t need to be pretty in the first place. Now, I know that princesses need a prince in order to have their fairytale, but Agatha already thinks that’s bullshit -- why not go against it?
Also, this is extremely minor, but I'd rather have Agatha have some kind of deformity, like a cleft lip or crooked spine. It would really sell the idea that she was different. As a kid, even if Soman screamed in my face that Agatha was canonically ugly, I couldn’t imagine how she could be if the features she was described with were SO normal. Of course, her deformity remains throughout the book, because that is Not Cool if it’s magically removed.
I’ve said this before in my I Don’t Really Like Agatha post, and I’ll say it again. She is ungrateful for the opportunity she could have at School for Good. I’d literally kill to be there, I’d sit through every mind-numbing, subtly sexist class about smiling and posture just so I could practice magic, and I’m sure a lot of people think the same.
[edited: didn’t mean to sound so callous, it’s only an opinion]
Agatha isn’t even using this to expand her power. She uses her wish a total of 2 times in this book, and it’s not like she didn’t have time to use it. It’s disappointing.
So, imagine that Agatha just GRINDS in her school-work. Sure, she fails the challenges related to Strategic Blushing and Matching Outfits, but everything else she excels. At first she just didn’t want to be turned into a plant, she was only studying to survive. Now, it’s more than that.
Agatha is introduced as having a fondness for villains, and it’s apparent that beauty is irrelevant in their success stories. Although she is hurt when Sophie alludes to how she’d “fit in” with the immature, trigger-happy Nevers, she can apply those values of dismissing outer appearances while still being Good. It’s not as if Agatha is greedy or deceitful. She saves the Wish Fish, forgives Sophie countless times, and doesn’t do anything outright vicious. There’s no reason to question that she’s NOT a Never. She can be ugly and an Ever at the same time, wasn’t that the original message?
Hypothetically, she gains more knowledge and strength in spells and potions and such, and just like Sophie, even if everyone doubted her, she could rise through the ranks. There’s no point in worrying about your looks when you’re the most powerful girl in school. (Did I make Agatha too close to Evil? Maybe. But she doesn’t need to push people down to bring herself up, she’s just a natural like that.)
Also, if she needs a boy to ask her out to the Snow Ball, she 100% hates that. She could just talk to Dovey, are they really gonna fail the baddest bitch there?
No. They’re not.
Okay, here’s the biggest part that everyone will hate me for. No Tagatha. At least, not until TLEA.
When Agatha comes out of the Groom Room having just kickstarted her self-esteem and everyone’s drooling, Tedros is attracted to her instantly. I guess that’s fine. Reasonable. But consider this:
Agatha doesn’t love Tedros back.
When Tedros asks her out at the Circus of Talents, she declines. Because if she really knew her own worth, she wouldn’t say yes before making friends with him first. That’s only fair. Actually, I’d say a part of insecurity is settling for any guy who gives you attention (aka Tedros). Y'all are gonna hit me with the damning “We accept the love we think we deserve”.
EVEN IF SHE BELIEVES SHE DESERVES HIM NOW, IT DOESN’T MEAN SHE’LL JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO DATE HIM. THAT’S MESSED UP.
Okay, I know Sophie threw her bitch fit because Agatha was being a hypocrite and dating Tedros. So, tweak that and have Sophie throw a bitch fit simply because Tedros asked Agatha out in the first place. That still makes sense with her entitled selfish personality.
In the stupid war of Evers and Nevers, (which was like, strange considering they’re kids but they’ll have a similar conflict for the next two years), Tedros and Agatha are not together. You could throw in a bit of “Tedros wants to prove to Agatha he’s a hero” but for god’s sakes we are NOT putting in that little chauvinistic “how dare a princess question me”. That one line gave me a bad feeling about Tedros — foreshadowing for AWWP? And it’s crazy that Soman wrote that, along with his lack of brain cells. Are you trying to make readers bully him in memes and instagram group chats? Not from personal experience.
Oh, and this is more of a complaint. But, why did Soman make Sophie bald, pockmarked, and toothless in her transformation of embracing Evil? I thought this was about breaking stereotypes.
The Evil stigma that’s drilled in their heads about being pretty and in general taking care of yourself, is completely inane to me. I can’t believe that Sophie’s “trickery” of Tedros was so revolutionary. None of the Nevers, in 200 years, thought of that?
Instead of her beauty regressing, I’d actually want it to be heightened. It’s what set her apart from the Nevers the moment she walked in. It should be the icing on top of the cake. When Sophie is at her peak of power, she’s a princess. Who could kill you.
If you’re worried about reducing women to be pretty objects or seductresses, stop. It’s okay. Sophie has other powers like summoning ravens, wasps, locusts, bats, using her singing voice for torture, and she is skilled in curses and death traps. In short, the Hot Evil Lady trope works for her. (I think. Someone correct me.)
At the end of SGE, Agatha chooses Sophie over Tedros. Needless to say, Tedros feels betrayed. If you wanted to make him an idiot, with anger issues, daddy issues, and an inferiority complex, this is the easiest way out. He’s under the misguided impression that Agatha belongs with him simply because 1. He loves her. 2. He’s the prince of Camelot, damnit. Doesn’t that mean anything to you?
Not to mention that his father pressured him not to make the same mistake. And Tedros thinks that School for Good is his pool of suitors since Arthur married his classmate Guinevere? There is no line of logic in this man at all, did you miss the part where Guinevere cheats and runs away? Maybe Ever Girls isn’t the only place you should look! There are thousands of other girls in the Woods and you intend to find your soulmate at 14?? Goddamn.
In conclusion, Tedros’ hurt feelings continue to AWWP. Easy.
And if y’all gonna come for me about how Tedros is easily swayed by looks (he’s convinced that Sophie and Agatha are in the wrong schools for half the book) I’d want to make him a bit smarter. I know that’s impossible.
In canon, Tedros turns on Sophie because her true colors showed, and her witchy phase gives him that confirmation bias. He goes feral with testosterone and heroism, as we know.
I’d like him to understand that just because his solely physical attraction to Sophie grew when she’s evil and pretty, it doesn’t mean that she’s not any less dangerous. If Tedros, of all people, learns the difference between appearances vs reality, it would really drive the point home.
All right. You’re still here?
Here’s some extra headcanons you could add in here and here.
In the meantime I’ll think of more.
If there were any hard-hitting themes I was supposed to include, please tell me, I usually gloss over them while reading.
But anyway, thanks for reading this far.
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CHARACTER ASK MEME - Accepting
@xfaucheuse asked: Can I get my zombie boys please 👉👈
What I love about them: He’s just ... so entertaining to watch, despite also being batshit crazy and sadistic and all that good (well, bad) stuff.
What I hate about them: His ultimate fate was cruel, and I don’t see how Hidan couldn’t be given a second chance, too. Like, what Hidan did was obviously bad, but other villains who did the same or worse got forgiven easily, so. Kind of an awkward weird Naruto morality thing with who is and isn’t worthy of forgiveness despite so many villains and even characters we’re meant to sympathize with doing awful things.
Favorite Moment/Quote: Honestly I love when he’s just screaming “GLORY BE” and “PRAISE JASHIN” and all that stuff because it’s just ... He’s written off as a nutjob, but it’s proven in universe to be a valid, working religion. And honestly him killing Asuma was proof he was not to be fucked with.
What I would like to see more focus on: I’d love to see him be dug up so we can see how Hidan adapts to this new, peaceful world.
What I would like to see less focus on: Everyone writing him off as a nutjob in universe is kind of dumb when he’s blatantly immortal because of Jashinism.
Favorite pairing with: Kakuzu
Favorite friendship: Also Kakuzu
NOTP: Are there other Hidan ships? EDIT: was informed people ship him with Shikamaru. Keep that one away from me.
Favorite headcanon: I head canon that he’s eventually dug up and he has to learn to adapt or else he’ll lash out. But Kakuzu’s with him.
What I love about them: Kakuzu’s power is so scary and awesome. I love seeing it in action.
What I hate about them: He’s the perfect Akatsuki member to be taken in alive, but he helped kill a minor character, so we gotta kill him and continue to have no insight into the Akatsuki for the Leaf.
Favorite Moment/Quote: Every time he fights (until he dies, obviously).
What I would like to see more focus on: His backstory is honestly pretty tragic. I would love to see it get the treatment it deserves one day (oh look, your blog @deathandtaxes does just that).
What I would like to see less focus on: I feel like it’s easy to make his money-saving ways into a joke, which is a shame, because he’s got a lot of complexity to him.
Favorite pairing with: Hidan
Favorite friendship: Also Hidan
NOTP: Does anyone ship him with the Hokage he failed to kill? If so, that.
Favorite headcanon: He’s somehow resurrected for real by getting another heart in the war, so he and Hidan can travel around together again.
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i Also don't know ur OCs but: 1, 4, 5, 8, 15, 22, 23, 24, 25, 33, 42, 50, 54, 56, 61, 73, and 78 please? -drunkmiraak
[[LKdghlkj sorry this took so long!! I got super sick so it sat half-done in my drafts for 84 years. @drunkmiraak]]
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
So, while I’ve got half a billion OCs by technicality, my main idiot is Azaryne Redoran who takes the role of the Vestige in the ESO story I write with @sinnaroll by the name of Soulbound. (Ima also just casually pass on these questions for her to answer in reply for D'tannen, who is the other main character in this thingy so you can get to know him too!)
Thank you so much for asking!! Here we gooooo~!
1. What is/are your OC’s nickname(s) and how did it come about?
Az’s main nickname is the self-explanatory name shortening from “Azaryne” to “Az”. But D'tannen has kinda stuck on jabbing him with “pretty boy” to the point where it’s basically a nickname lol
Also, in-game plot reasons dictate that the Five Companions also know him by “Vestige”, much to his dismay. It’s what the Scrolls named him by, so the Prophet tends to slip and refer to him that way, and the others kinda do too by proxy for a while. However, after Az makes it clear that he’s really uncomfortable with it, Lyris and Sai specifically make a point not to call him that.
4. What is a noticeable physical attribute of your OC?
So I memed twice earlier before I got to these questions lasdgkh gomen, but my goofier answers are Dorito Shape and Resting Trouble Face
But more seriously, one of his major notable physical features is that he’s pretty much covered in tattoos from his neck down past his waist and starting down his legs. They’re being redesigned from scratch right now because I can’t ever allow myself to have characters that can be adequately represented in game i guess lmfao but here’s the in-game tattoos with some photo-editing for an earlier visual draft on where they might cut off—
It’s a total personal headcanon but I decided that since the in-game body marking style was pretty clearly influenced by Maori-style kiriituhi, that Az’s tattoos are also highly significant in a similar way. Each piece symbolizes or connects to either his ancestry, or his own life and skills and milestones. His designs weren’t finished, but have the indication of where they were meant to continue as he hit new points in his life. Unfortunately, since his life was cut so short, that’s as far as they ever get.
On a lighter note, he also has pretty big ears?? Lmao
5. What does your OC normally wear? What would your OC wear on a special night?
He likes clothes that are comfortable but flattering. He knows what his assets are and enjoys looking well-dressed – a bit of a remnant from his previous life as a noble.
He tends to favor sleeveless tops and cool-colored fabrics with neutral accents. He particularly likes blues of all shades, and some purples. He’ll also occasionally wear red. On his travels he wears leather armor that fits within these features, and notably has a Khajiiti-style jack because he liked the aesthetic of it when he saw the style in a tailor’s display.
When he’s dressing up, he’ll wear more flowing robe-like attire. He had more reason to do so while he was alive, and at the time it was usually specifically Dunmeri cultural clothing. Over the course of Soulbound, he only dresses up the once so far for a date with Sinna. That takes place in Orsinium, so it’s Orcish formal wear.
Even if the situation’s not a fancy one, though, he’ll usually still wear kohl eyeshadow, which D’tannen gives him shit for, of course lol.
8. How does your OC talk/what does your OC’s voice sound like?
Az’s voice is light, crisp, warm and friendly. It’s between tenor and baritone in range, and the expected Dunmeri accent. He’s well spoken, and you can tell he’s well educated, but his phrasing isn’t snobbish or condescending, and there’s a firm sort of sincerity to his speech, even when he’s being playful.
15. What was your OC’s childhood like?
Az’s childhood was a little complicated in that it came with a great deal of privilege, but also a great deal of expectation. He was noble-born— the eldest son of House Redoran’s Archmaster— so before he was even old enough to have an awareness of the world, his parents had already decided many things about his future.
In spite of both this and the constant pressure of the Redoran philosophy that “a light, careless life is not worth living”, Az had an untamable spirit that continuously tried his parents’ patience. As a child, his impulsivity, tendency to bend the rules, and headstrong defiance on points he fundamentally disagreed with led to frequent discipline, and a particularly strained relationship with his father.
Over time, he begrudgingly learned to play by the rules, but would still disappear from time to time for brief moments of freedom.
He had two younger siblings— Eralane and Meril, and they had very close and loving relationships with each other. Az always did his bes to see right by them, so they felt safe in knowing that he would always have their backs. They didn’t ever keep much from him, as a result, and Meril specifically often looked up to him as a role model.
By the time he was fourteen, he’d been arranged into a political betrothal to solidify clan relations within the House, and it was decided that the two would be married in 16 years when they were both fully grown adults. Neither he nor his intended fiancée were really comfortable with this, but even as young as they were, they knew it was a sticky situation far bigger than just the two of them. So, they quickly established that, future aside, they didn’t feel entitled to each other’s feelings. They would both rather have a straightforward, honest friendship than try to force things between them.
Because of this, there was no tension when other chemistries developed in later years. Instead, they continued to ignore their inevitable marriage, and turned their performative date nights into formally-dressed vent and gossip sessions. Using the expectations put upon them to their advantage as they got older, they also happily became each other’s alibi when either of them needed time away with other people.
22. Who is/are your OC’s closest friend(s)?
Since arriving back on Tamriel, he’s been shuffling company a lot on his journeys. He’s also pretty introverted, despite being fairly socially adept. He doesn’t have any real connections from his previous life anymore, but has met many people and made casual friends and positive acquaintances with a solid chunk of new ones.
In terms of more serious friendships, D’tannen is honestly the closest, which is kind of incredible honestly laksdhg. But, they travel with each other day in and day out, so there’s a tight bond there that’s developing fast.
He’s also particularly attached to Irvane, who was his first friend since coming back to Nirn.
23. Who are the people your OC surrounds him/herself with?
Along the same lines as I just said above, he’s never in one place for very long right now, so he is constantly around new people. His kind heart and need for hands-on activity means he tends to gravitate toward people he can help in some way or another. His empathy and sense of honor do most of the weeding. He’d rather be around someone who has shown good intentions, even if they are rough around the edges, than someone who rests on the laurels of past deeds and judges others against themselves.
24. Who are the people your OC dislikes/hates?
It’s pretty damn hard to make this list, at least if you have any sort of good bone in your body. He’s really very empathetic and patient, and will forgive so quickly once he feels amends have been made that it’s honestly gotten him into trouble.
But, even with that said, he’s got some strong resentments for some strong reasons… Notably: Mannimarco and his Worm Cult, ol’ Molag Bal himself, and pretty much anyone who allies with them… Malacus is another name that quickly finds its way on the list under “kill unflinchingly” as he becomes closer with D’tannen.
25. If your OC has a soulmate, who is it?
oh my god im so sorry this joke is just right here its too easy to grab i can’t help myself –
Doesn’t a soulmate require… a soul…?
33. What subjects interested your OC?
He’s always done whittling as a hobby, so he’s currently kinda advancing on that in woodcarving. Since he was also trained in maintaining and repairing his own weapons and armor in life, that’s carried over into an interest in actually crafting weapons on his own. He does wind up making his own bow way later on, and even spends a bit of time with the Morkul Orcs in the Orsinium arc learning to do some metalwork.
42. What makes your OC happy?
He’s very attached to his dog Blackjack, and the mutt can always seem to pick him up when he’s otherwise faltering. He loves whittling and tends to carve little objects to occupy his mind. Complicatedly, D’tannen makes him happy as well, lol.
He also tends to have moments where he finds happiness in specific things, but the emotion related feels strange or misplaced. When this happens, it’s usually because whatever he’s experiencing— a particular sight or smell or flavor— is something that ties directly to a positive memory he’s lost from his life before. A sort of unwitting-nostalgia that’s hard to pinpoint or replicate.
As a general rule, he’s pretty easily contented. He lives very much in the moment, which combined with his adaptability and natural optimism, means that he’s usually able to find some small spark of cheer for himself anywhere he goes. He’s always wanted the freedom of life as an adventurer, so if circumstances were different, this would honestly be an ideal life for him. However, it’s pretty dampened by the stress of current events, along with the nagging restless and hollow feeling of having lost his soul.
50. What secrets does your OC have?
This is a bit of a tricky one. He’s not a super open person, but he also doesn’t like to lie to cover things up. However, there are many things about his life at present that he finds he has to dance around giving knowledge of. In some ways, the very nature of his current existence is something he keeps tucked away. It’s not very easy to explain to anyone, so he’s grateful that for the majority of the people he interacts with, direct questions never really come up.
In the second act of Soulbound, however, after he becomes very close with Sinna, Sinna asks him directly for his story. He dodges it for quite some time before finally giving him the details, but he’s kind of nervous at that point to state it. He doesn’t know how Sinna might react. But, he lays it out on the table anyway: He’s not truly alive. He’s what remained of himself after he was sacrificed by cultists to Molag Bal. His soul was stolen, and he has only vague pieces of memories from when he lived. And now, he’s been prophesied to assist in stopping a daedric invasion.
Sinna’s response was heartfelt. But, nobody could blame him for the fact that all he could manage for a brief moment after listening was “Wild….”
54. Does your OC think with his/her head or heart?
Heart… His upbringing tried its best to instill an ability to detach for the sake of duty, but honestly, he’s never been able to. Even when he knows there’s no way he can avoid a difficult situation, and is able to approach it tactically, emotion will be gnawing at him all the while, and he’ll be completely staunch on the things he believes the most if those interfere with the “logical” course of action.
56. What are some of your OC’s strengths?
He’s honestly got a wide range of skills in a lot of ways. He’s a highly skilled archer, and has a very well-rounded set of combat and survival skills that have been hardwired into him since a very young age. He’s also got a great sense of aesthetics, which he likes to express in woodworking and whittling when he can. He’s intelligent, but a lot of his skill specifically in emotional/social intelligence comes from his powerful empathy, and how dramatic swings of circumstances in his life have given him many perspectives to draw from, even subconsciously through the massive amnesia he struggles with. He’s incredibly adaptable. He’s intensely loyal, courageous, and firmly optimistic even through the worst circumstances. He’s got an incredibly strong character to him, and it tends to be both charming and inspiring, even when he doesn’t recognize that he’s producing these effects himself.
61. What is the general impression your OC gives other people?
Honest. Empathetic and selfless. Good-natured, down to earth, and a bit wild-spirited. Patient, incredibly forgiving. Helpful. Playfully charming. A protector. A defender of good.
73. What is your OC’s favorite form of entertainment?
He likes art, stories, nature, animals, and adventure. Crafting from time to time as well.
78. What is your OC’s favorite time of day?
Late morning. The point in the day when you’re up and awake and setting off. The whole day lies in wait before you, and you’re ready to meet it
#eso#the vestige#dunmer#redoran#the elder scrolls online#drunkmiraak#thank you again!! <3#az#azaryne#soulbound
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Summary: It’s the social media AU you never wanted but got anyway! Starring: Roman, a writer gay! Virgil, an artist gay! Logan, a aesthetic/edit/headcanon/not-really-sure gay! Patton, a crafts gay! Continuity? Who’s she? Never heard of her. All we have is fluffy gays and bad attempts at everything else.
Word count: 19784 (THE LONGEST THING IVE EVER WRITTEN WOW)
Warnings: Gratuitous musical references, especially Be More Chill and Falsettos because they're my favorites and I'm trash, basic knowledge of them might be required? Also spoilers for Parks and Rec if anyone’s watching that right now, that happened apparently. Unrealistic depictions of online interactions/dating, probably. Panicking. Disappearing from the Internet. And, of course, lots of gay.
Ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15745062 (Ao3 deleted my formatting, words can’t do describe my annoyance, I’ll fix it later)
Ships: Prinxiety, Logicality, platonic lamp (every form, not gonna even try)
A/N: Well, we made it. I am happy (and relieved) to finally post this. This is my Big Bang ( @ts-storytime ) fic! It’s a weird format because my dream of making a Social Media AU has finally been realized. This is rEALLY LONG because I am a dumb child and thought, “it won’t be that bad!” It is. It is that bad.
My artist is @hghrules , they are fantastic, I’ll post a link to their part later!
...later has become now, I’m screaming, https://hghrules.tumblr.com/post/177446248126/what-up-heres-my-ts-storytime-art-for check it outttt!
Virgil’s photos were taken by my amazing friend, she has an Instagram at @tofushoes_photography, if you like the photos please consider following her!
And without further ado, let’s start this thing!
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces.tumblr.com
Princey!
Greetings, fair citizens! Thou mayest address me as Princey! I draw occasionally, as well as writing quite often. I am the gayest of the gay, forget this not!
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Logicallylo.tumblr.com
Logic.
Salutations. I am Logic, Lo if we are friends. He/him pronouns please, asexual homoromantic.
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Anxiousanxietyart.tumblr.com
99% anxiety, 1% mess
call me anxiety, or anx if you want. i draw. i’m a socially awkward mess. that’s all.
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Pattonhead.tumblr.com
Your happy pappy Pat!
Hiya, kiddos! I’m Pat, and I love puns, cute animals, and crafts! He/him, feeling ace pantastic as pawssible!! Feel free to chat! :D
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Starbound-big-bang posted:
After months of writers writing, artists preparing, and general anticipating, the writer/artist matchups have been made! Writers, show the artists everything you have so they can start. Artists, you can make as much or as little art as you like, but make sure it’s something you’d appreciate for 6 months of work.
Have fun!
1. @Veerleft �� @perisureimace
2. @boundinboundinnrollin — @vectnxaer
3. @awkwardkitty — @veertrash
4. @disneynbroadwaynprinces — @anxiousanxietyart
5. @veertrash71 — @ilovegayrehearsal
6. @pastapastadad — @booksnstuff
7. @mewmewmew — @read-write-water
8. @mostlyhamilton — @drawing-n-art
9. @owlsareawesome — @becky-becca
10. @thefandomlife — @casey
Read more
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Anonymous asked:
Hey, Princey! Oh my gosh I love your art??? And your fics are fantastic aahh???? Especially your collabs with LogicallyLo? How did you two meet?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces answered:
Thank you most kindly, Anon! Thou hast earned shiny Internet Golden Points! ‘Tis a long, thrilling tale, full of magic and danger! @logicallylo and I met when I rescued him from a vicious—
L: We’re brothers. That is the extent of the tale. Princey is exaggerating. As always. He is quite incorrigible.
P: You take the drama out of everything, dear Lo.
L: As the elder brother, it is my job.
P: ANYWAYS, I introduced him to Starbound after listening to the musical soundtrack, and we read the books together. We became quite obsessed.
L: I also beta his fics. That is what brothers are for: so that they don’t make foolish spelling mistakes.
P: I do not?? Rude????
L: Sure. Lie to the Internet.
P: Everyone makes mistakes with these things!
L: I don’t.
P: October 24th, 20XX?
L: We agreed to never speak of this again. Thank you for asking, Anon.
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces posted:
Greetings, Bounders! I humbly beg forgiveness for lack of content lately. I can, however, promise that that will change, very soon. No exact date yet, but keep your eyes peeled!
Veerleft replied:
Dark Princey show us the Veer angst
Perisureimace replied:
Ooh, can’t wait!
Veertrash71 replied:
You literally posted a doodle yesterday. It hasn’t been that long…
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Anonymous asked:
Hey there Princey! I really love your art, but I was wondering: what the heckety heck is Starbound? Thanks!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces answered:
Greetings, Nonny! Welcome to the Starbound fandom! We have red space gelatin and canon gays. Allow me to explain:
Starbound is a book-series-turned-musical-turned-almost-TV-show about space exploration and aliens with no concept of the gender binary. The cast of characters includes the protagonist, Peri, a part-human ace child who can kick some serious butt. There is also Vect, the bi/pan/is it bi if it’s in space/who even knows anymore disaster mechanic with some blaster talent. He used to date Peri, but now they’re the best platonic buds around. There’s also Xaer (Xay-eer), a pan cinnamon roll genderqueer fashion extraordinaire who has never even heard of the gender binary, zey are amazing and I love zem.
Veer is the ship Vect/Xaer. Need I say more? They are heavily coded gay and canonically queer, so it’s only a matter of time, I say.
To say any more would spoil stuff, so go read the books and listen to the musical and avoid the movie like the Black Plague and wait for Starbound: Awaken and the TV show while writing 50 tons of Veer fanfic like the rest of us!
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Pattonhead:
Heya, Logic! I saw your concept art for a Murder Mystery Detectives Veer AU, and I was intrigued! I’m not that good at drawin’, but maybe I could make something? Or maybe just talk about it?
Logicallylo:
Salutations, Pat. Please, call me Lo. Feel free to do whatever you like with my AUs, so long as you tag me in the finished product.
Pattonhead:
Aw, thanks, Lo!
Logicallylo:
You are very welcome. It is my pleasure.
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Stop pondering the meaning of life and come eat dinner, nerd!
Logicallylo:
On my way, prep.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You know, you could have just typed omw?
Logicallylo:
MYOB.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
No one says that anymore
Logicallylo:
MYOB.
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Greetings, Anxiety! It has come to my attention that we have been paired up for the Starbound Big Bang!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I am Princey, it is a pleasure to meet you.
Anxiousanxietyart:
umm… hi, Princey?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Hello! Do you happen to have a Google Docs? I can share what I have with you so you can begin to do your drawing thing!
Anxiousanxietyart:
um, yeah.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Splendid! Here’s the link: XXXXXXXXX
Anxiousanxietyart:
thanks.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Here’s to working with you, Anxiety!
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Anxiousanxietyart:
patton why did i let you convince me to do this big bang thing, i had to meet a new person, why
Pattonhead:
Now, kiddo, it’s just one new person. That’s progress! I’m really proud of you!
Anxiousanxietyart:
thanks, i guess?
Pattonhead:
You have a lot of love to give, my child.
Anxiousanxietyart:
...okaaay then?
Pattonhead:
You know I love you, you majestic and amazing sea otter giraffe, you.
Anxiousanxietyart:
sea otter giraffe? that’s a new one
Pattonhead:
ssh child sleep now
Anxiousanxietyart:
...it’s 2 pm
Pattonhead:
s s h c h i l d s l e e p n o w :)
Anxiousanxietyart:
...okay then
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces posted:
P: So, recently, my good ol’ bro @logicallylo was an idiot, and he might have thrown his computer at a wall. It’s broken now. So he’ll be using mine for now. Because of this inconvenience, I have decided to take this opportunity to make it into a bonding excercise!
L: Bonding excercise?
P: Yes, just go with it Supernerd!
L: Essentially, you may now ask me and Princey questions, and we will answer them to the best of our ability.
P: So let’s do this thing!
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Anonymous asked:
Are you two twins! Who’s older?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces answered:
L: I am the elder, and yes, we are twins.
P: But I’m taller!
L: Tallness has nothing to do with it. I’m older, I have always been older, I will always be older.
P: Sure, shortie.
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Veerleft asked:
What’s your favorite Starbound book?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces answered:
P: TAKE OFF! It’s really fantastic, and very gay.
L: For once, I must agree with my brother. Yes, Take Off is the best, objectively.
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Perisureimace asked:
Any pets?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces answered:
P: Verily!
L: ...verily?
P: Just roll with it. I have plans to procure a hamster, and will post a poll for names soon!
L: No pets here.
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Anonymous asked:
Lo, what’s your favorite book? Princey, what’s your favorite musical?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces answered:
P: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW CAN I CHOOSE?! uMMMMMMMMM I’M REALLY INTO BE MORE CHILL RIGHT NOW, AND SINCE I’M IN A PRODUCTION OF FALSETTOS, THAT TOO?? YOU ARE TRULY EVIL ANON
L: I could not possibly pick one favorite book. There are simply too many to pick. That being said, I would be morally obligated to say that I am quite fond of detective novels, such as Sherlock Holmes and The Murder of Roger Ackwood.
P: ...that all could have been said in about 6 times less words…
L: Perhaps. However, unlike you, I prefer to use a great many words, as it shows my infinitesimal knowledge.
P: mhmm. Sure.
L: What does that mean?
P: oh, nothing! Nothing at all!
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces posted:
L: I have now procured a computer. You need not send any more questions, but thank you for the previous ones.
P: This was very fun! I thank you all most kindly, young Padawans!
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Anxiousanxietyart posted a photo:
this is just a sketch i made. i was listening to silhouette by owl city and angst happened. i’m sorry in advance.
Veertrash71 replied:
Wow I didn’t need my heart???
Veerleft replied:
Why would you do this Anxietyyyyyyyy
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Pattonhead:
Virge? You doin’ ok, kiddo?
Anxiousanxietyart:
yeah, i’m fine, why?
Pattonhead:
Just checkin’ in. Love you <3
Anxiousanxietyart:
love you too <3
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Yo, Anx!
Anxiousanxietyart:
um, what’s happening?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
So, my dude, if we are to work together for the Big Bang, we should know some more things about each other.
Anxiousanxietyart:
...okaaayyy?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Soooooooooo:
Anxiousanxietyart:
sooooooooo?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Twentyyyy questionsssss!
Anxiousanxietyart:
what.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You know, twenty questions!
Anxiousanxietyart:
how does guessing objects help to get to know a person?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
What?
Anxiousanxietyart:
what?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
No, I ask you a question about yourself, you answer, you ask me a question, and so on!
Anxiousanxietyart:
...i think we’re thinking of two different games here.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
No kidding, Sir Glooms-a-lot
Anxiousanxietyart:
what?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
It seemed to fit.
Anxiousanxietyart:
well, you know me well enough if it seemed to fit. guess we don’t need to do the question thing.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
No, we’re doing this!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I’ll start us off:
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
What’s your favorite color?
Anxiousanxietyart:
…
Anxiousanxietyart:
really?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Yes really!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Mine is red, specifically stage curtain red, although gold is suitably regal as well. What is your answer?
Anxiousanxietyart:
um
Anxiousanxietyart:
i like purple.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Ah, purple! The color of kings!
Anxiousanxietyart:
also black.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Let me guess, like your soul?
Anxiousanxietyart:
no
Anxiousanxietyart:
like the void where my soul would reside, if i were to still have one.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
…
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Ooookaayyy. I asked for it.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Now you ask!
Anxiousanxietyart:
are you bored or something?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
MASSIVELY.
Anxiousanxietyart:
sorry, gotta go help out pat with something.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Oh, okay. See you later
Anxiousanxietyart:
bye
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Can we do something? I’m really bored aahhh
Logicallylo:
Could you bother someone else?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Anxiety left, and everyone else is offline, and my theatre friends are sick or busy
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Help me Logi-Wan Kenobi
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You’re my only hope
Logicallylo:
Very well. Would you like to meet me in the kitchen?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
YES!
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Anxiousanxietyart:
[image]
Anxiousanxietyart:
did i mess it all up?
Pattonhead:
Oh, kiddo.
Pattonhead:
You didn’t mess anything up! You’re a sweet summer child and you could never mess anything up!
Anxiousanxietyart:
i feel like i made him hate me. how could he not hate me after that?
Anxiousanxietyart:
why am i such a mess, patton?
Pattonhead:
You just need to talk to him! Explain yourself!
Pattonhead:
And you’re not a mess! You’re Virgil Brava. You are an amazing, kind, loving person, and if you say one more self-deprecating thing I will physically fight you <3
Anxiousanxietyart:
thanks, pat. love you.
Pattonhead:
Love you too <33
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Anxiousanxietyart:
hey
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Greetings!
Anxiousanxietyart:
sorry
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
What for?
Anxiousanxietyart:
it’s just
Anxiousanxietyart:
i feel like we got off on the wrong foot, and i definitely should have phrased needing to go help feed the pets better, and i’ve been thinking about this slightly obsessively all day, and i
Anxiousanxietyart:
i just felt like i owed you an apology or something.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Hey, no biggie! Lo and I figured out how NOT to make cookies and instead make a huge mess of flour fight residue, so no harm done!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
(except to the kitchen. rip kitchen.)
Anxiousanxietyart:
haha, thanks.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
No problem.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I have to go now, but maybe we can finish 20 questions later?
Anxiousanxietyart:
i’d love to.
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces posted:
@logicallylo Trade-off poetry, go!
Logicallylo replied:
I
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
Saw
Logicallylo replied:
It
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
In
Logicallylo replied:
The
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
Window
Logicallylo replied:
And
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
I
Logicallylo replied:
Couldn’t
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
Dismiss
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
...you guys are literally quoting bmc.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
;)
Logicallylo replied:
Wow.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
princey. you are the biggest nerd I’ve ever known, and i know lo.
Logicallylo replied:
…he has a point.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
Betrayal!! How could you do this?! I trusted you!!!
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
do you know me.
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You know BMC?!
Anxiousanxietyart:
duh.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I can’t get any of my friends into it for some reason!
Anxiousanxietyart:
maybe because “listen to this musical! it’s about a guy who takes a computer pill to boost his self-esteem but it takes over the school” is hard to promote?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
…a fair point to you.
Anxiousanxietyart:
also, you have friends?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
RUDE. Who else would put on Falsettos with me in a few weeks?
Anxiousanxietyart:
who are you? jason?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Ha ha, no. Too tall to be 13.
Anxiousanxietyart:
maybe marvin, then. you’re self-obsessed enough, if nothing else.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Marvin is a wonderfully well-developed character, shush.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
And I’m Whizzer!
Anxiousanxietyart:
the one with the worst name.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Mendel. Weisenbachfeld.
Anxiousanxietyart:
true.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Who would you play?
Anxiousanxietyart:
trina. i’m always breaking down, it’d be easy.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I knew you were a (Michael) Well Of Despair, but no need for theatrics! Don’t say such things!
Anxiousanxietyart:
we’re discussing musicals. with you, most dramatic of dramatic. theatrics are a given.
Anxiousanxietyart:
also, too late :)))
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Nooooo! I’m forbidding you from saying bad things about yourself!
Anxiousanxietyart:
you sound like pat.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Darn right I do! From now on, every time you say something bad about yourself, you have to come up with at least 3 good things.
Anxiousanxietyart:
and if i don’t…?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I’ll tell Pat and he’ll fight you. Heck, I’ll fight you!
Anxiousanxietyart:
you couldn’t beat me in a fistfight. you’re too small.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces!
Square up cutie, I have a black belt in karate and I’m not afraid to use it!
Anxiousanxietyart:
hmm. really.
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Anxiousanxietyart:
does princey have a black belt in karate?
Logicallylo:
Well, brown belt black stripe, so technically no. Why do you ask?
Anxiousanxietyart:
thanks, specs
Logicallylo:
You are welcome, Eyeshadow^3
Anxiousanxietyart:
…umm you should… probably work on your nicknames
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Anxiousanxietyart:
you liar.
Anxiousanxietyart:
[image]
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
BETRAYAL! The karate studio closed the week before I was to get my black belt!
Anxiousanxietyart:
details, details…
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
After I go fight Lo, wHO WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET HIS BELT BEFORE IT CLOSED, you’re next.
Anxiousanxietyart:
i’m terrified. you’re so fierce.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Heck yeah I am!
Anxiousanxietyart:
i was being sarcastic.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
rude.
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces posted a photo:
[photo]
BEHOLD THE AS-OF-YET-UNNAMED HEIR TO THE KINGDOM, PRINCE HAMSTER!
Help vote on his name! Here are the top cantidades as of right now:
- Evan Hamsen
- Alexander Hamsterton
- Jeremy Heerester
- Mendel Weisenbachham
- Why do so many musical characters have last names with the first letter H?
Opinions?
Veertrash71 replied:
ALEXANDER HAMSTERTON
Logicallylo replied:
You are not naming your hamster any of those.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
Watch me.
Pattonhead replied:
All these names are really ham-tastic!
Logicallylo replied:
...stop.
Pattonhead replied:
:) no
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
these are all simultaneously terrible and amazing. how.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
You all still have to VOTE…
Logicallylo replied:
All of them are terrible.
Pattonhead replied:
All of them are wonderful!
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
nah.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
You are all the worst. I guess Alexander Hamsterton it is.
Veertrash71 replied:
:D
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Thank you, Pat, for your help with finding hamster puns!
Pattonhead:
My purr-leasure! :3
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Do you happen to have any more?
Pattonhead:
Fur sure! Coming right ruff! :D
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I’m sure Lo would love for you to send him puns… :)
Pattonhead:
Ooh that’s a pawsitively wonderful idea!
———————
Pattonhead:
Fur reals, we need to talk more!
Logicallylo:
…did you mean to send this to me?
Pattonhead:
Yep, purr-etty sure you are the one :)
Logicallylo:
I don’t like puns… why?
Pattonhead:
Are you suuuure? That seems like a ruff decision to make.
Logicallylo:
…
Logicallylo:
Very sure.
Pattonhead:
I coulda sworn you liked them… guess I was wrong…
Logicallylo:
I am the wrong target for this. You are barking up the wrong tree.
Pattonhead:
…
Logicallylo:
Oh no.
Pattonhead:
you mADE A PUN!!!!!!!!!!
Logicallylo:
Unintentionally! This means nothing!
Pattonhead:
I will get you to make more puns if it’s the last thing I do!
Logicallylo:
We shall see.
———————
Anxiousanxietyart:
patton.
Pattonhead:
Yes?
Anxiousanxietyart:
you’re flirting.
Pattonhead:
No?? I’m not???
Anxiousanxietyart:
yes you were.
Pattonhead:
What?
Anxiousanxietyart:
never did I ever think I would see the day
Anxiousanxietyart:
that Patton Spider
Anxiousanxietyart:
my best friend and roommate
Anxiousanxietyart:
flirts with someone
Anxiousanxietyart:
i’m shocked.
Pattonhead:
Who would I have possibly flirted with?
Anxiousanxietyart:
with lo, of course.
Pattonhead:
...oh.
Pattonhead:
Well, I wasn’t flirting with him!
Anxiousanxietyart:
i saw your messages. that was flirting.
Pattonhead:
...you can’t prove anything!
Anxiousanxietyart:
mm hmm. anyways, come over here. i have cookie dough. wanna make chocolate chip?
Pattonhead:
Virgil. I love you so much. You know me so well!
Anxiousanxietyart:
love you too pat.
———————
Pattonhead posted an image:
Chocolate chip cookies with the best best friend in the world! <3
@anxiousanxietyart deserves the world and I’d give it to him if I could and he helped me make these so at least I can give him half of these cookies!
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
no, you’re the best best friend in the galaxy, pat.
Pattonhead replied:
I love you more than the stars and moons and universes.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
...you win this time
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
Those look really good??? I want one????
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
too bad, princey :)
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
whyyyyy
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
:)
Pattonhead replied:
Now, now, kiddos, be nice.
Logicallylo replied:
Those do indeed look quite delicious, Pat.
Pattonhead replied:
Aww, thanks Lo! :3
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Is that what you call flirting Logan?
Logicallylo:
Shut up.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Wrote a bit on the fic, check it out!
Anxiousanxietyart:
um, okay.
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Anxiousanxietyart:
hey, so one question.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Bring it!
Anxiousanxietyart:
did. you. make. a. little. mermaid. au???
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Yes, duh!
Anxiousanxietyart:
...well, if nothing else, it will be fun to draw.
Anxiousanxietyart:
that being said, why.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
It was fun! Also it fit really well! Thou mayest judge me, but that will be your loss!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Also, since I find the most plot holes (read: any) of any Disney movie in it, it is my sacred duty to fix them in this fic.
Anxiousanxietyart:
i mean, it’s a good idea?????? it’s just not what i was expecting is all
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
But of course, doing what others expect is not the Roman way!
Anxiousanxietyart:
roman?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
...Logan’ll kill me
Anxiousanxietyart:
logan???
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Curse my loose lips! Ah look at that, tis time to leave! Places to be...
Anxiousanxietyart:
your name... is roman?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
...yes...
Anxiousanxietyart:
that's a pretty name
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You think so?
Anxiousanxietyart:
yeah
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
well, thanks, Anx.
Anxiousanxietyart:
...do i need to say my name? is that how it works?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
No! You don’t have to!
Anxiousanxietyart:
okay.
Anxiousanxietyart:
...maybe later, who knows.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
!!!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Of course, it’s only if you want to! It’s your decision!
Anxiousanxietyart:
gtg, bye
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Goodbye, Anx.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Uhh, Logan? I think I did a mistake.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
[image]
Logicallylo:
Roman. You are an idiot.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I knoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
What do I do now?
Logicallylo:
Do I need to give you the Stranger Danger talk?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Please don’t.
Logicallylo:
I won’t, but only because it would be more effective to tell you in person.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Ughhhhhhhhh fiiiineeeeeeee. I know I deserve it. Kinda.
Logicallylo:
‘Kinda’?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Absolutely deserve it.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
But he’s not a creepy stalker! He’s Anx!
Logicallylo:
“Anx” could be a front in order to lure disaster gays to meeting with him in order to murder you or eat you or something.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
EAT me? Now, I know I seem delicious, but that seems just bizarre. I thought I was the creative one here!
Logicallylo:
Oy vey.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
And fear not, I will not be meeting with him anytime soon, if ever. Besides, there are possibly many Romans in this world, much less the US!
Logicallylo:
That does seem reasonably logical… However, be careful. You never know what people’s motives are on the Internet.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Yeah, alright.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
And now…
Logicallylo:
Roman. What are you doing.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
;)
Logicallylo:
You are going to die.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Live a little, Logan!
Logicallylo:
You can’t do if you’re dead.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Why.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
PAT! COME HITHER AT ONCE!
Pattonhead:
Yes Princey?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Thou mayest call me Roman now.
Pattonhead:
Oh okay!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
And do you perchance like hamsters?
Pattonhead:
All pets are valid!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
[image]
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
[image]
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
[image]
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Boom.
Pattonhead:
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HE’S SO ADORABLKESJVABFHRSIHVIUHSDFIGJIRSTJHBG
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I know :)
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Your crush knows my name now.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
[image]
Logicallylo:
First of all, he is not my crush. I have no crush. I am unfeeling.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Nice try to the person who’s known you since you were sobbing because you lost your stuffed bee.
Logicallylo:
I’m going to ignore that.
Logicallylo:
Second of all, I hope I don’t have to explain to you why that was a terrible idea and if you get murdered in your bed, I won’t mourn you.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Pat won’t murder me in my bed. He’s too soft.
Logicallylo:
Oh I meant by me. Out of anger at your stupidity.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
…
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Point taken.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
But don’t my brave actions inspire you to do something about your situation?
Logicallylo:
No. Not really.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Talk. To. Him.
Logicallylo:
Why would I do that?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Because he’s a soft puffball and he likes you.
Logicallylo:
No he doesn’t. He doesn’t even know me. And I don’t know him. He could very well be 80 years old and wishing to murder me.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Not romantically! Not yet, at least.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
He likes you as a person! That means the spark for romance is there!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Besides, this is Pat you’re talking about. Biggest-puffball-in-the-universe Pat. Are you aware of the words exiting your fingertips?
Logicallylo:
Oy vey.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
tALK TO HIM! IT IS YOUR DESTINY!
Logicallylo:
...fine.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
HUZZAH!
Logicallylo:
Only because I know you will pester me until I do.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You know me too well.
Logicallylo:
I. Am. Your. Brother.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Okay, Darth.
———————
Logicallylo:
So.
Logicallylo:
Hello, Pat.
Pattonhead:
Hiya Lo! :D
Logicallylo:
How has your day been going?
Pattonhead:
It’s been pretty good so far! Yours?
Logicallylo:
It has been satisfactory.
Pattonhead:
That’s… good?
Logicallylo:
It is.
Pattonhead:
Yay!
Logicallylo:
...so, how’s the weather where you are?
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
The weather? Really?
Logicallylo:
Why are you still here? Why are you looking over my shoulder? ...why are you messaging me instead of talking?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Because I can.
Logicallylo:
But why?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Because I can.
Logicallylo:
Ugh.
———————
Pattonhead:
It’s raining a little, but I don’t mind! Virgil and I are havin’ a lil movie night!
Logicallylo:
That sounds nice. What movie(s) are you watching?
Pattonhead:
Well, I say movie night. I really mean we’re rerererewatching Parks and Rec for the 45th Time.
Logicallylo:
I see.
Pattonhead:
It’s a good show!
Logicallylo:
It is indeed. Where are you at?
Pattonhead:
Season 3 :)
Logicallylo:
What’s your favorite character?
Pattonhead:
WHY DO YOU MAKE ME MAKE THESE IMPOSSIBLE DECISIONS LO?!?!
Logicallylo:
Because I wish to know more about you.
Pattonhead:
Oh.
Logicallylo:
Yeah.
Pattonhead:
Uhh, I would honestly die for Ann she is my child I love her
Pattonhead:
Also Leslie in general? She’s just great?? AND tHE TRIPLETS!!!! I cried aah
Logicallylo:
Ann is indeed a good character.
Pattonhead:
:D
Logicallylo:
Objectively, everything about Tom’s business strategies is terrible and ineffective and illogical. However, Roman appears to enjoy him to some extent, for what reasons I cannot fathom.
Logicallylo:
Ron has earned my admiration, although the probability knowing how that happened is as unlikely as Mark Brendanawicz (how is his last name spelled again?) returning.
Pattonhead:
Oh yeah I forgot about him! Aww I’m sorry now
Logicallylo:
There is need to be. He was likely removed for a reason.
Pattonhead:
Who’s your favorite character?
Logicallylo:
…
Pattonhead:
Hey, there’s no bad characters!
Logicallylo:
...while I do enjoy Ben (despite his infuriating refusals of perfectly logical job offers for Leslie, of all things), he is not my favorite character.
Pattonhead:
Who is it? You can tell me!
Logicallylo:
…
Logicallylo:
Objectively, I respect the heck out of Jerry.
Pattonhead:
That… is not what I was expecting.
Pattonhead:
But Jerry is good too! He deserves love <3
Logicallylo:
I agree, and when he got to be mayor it was quite satisfying.
Pattonhead:
Virgil likes April, of course. He seems to find her relatable :)
Logicallylo:
That makes sense.
Pattonhead:
What about Roman?
Logicallylo:
He is quite fond of “Treat yo self”, obviously.
Pattonhead:
Ooh that’s good too!
Pattonhead:
Oh! I gotta go now, Virgil’s looking at me weird.
Pattonhead:
Talk to you later?
Logicallylo:
Of course.
Pattonhead:
YAY! See ya, Lo!
Logicallylo:
...Logan.
Pattonhead:
?
Logicallylo:
You can call me Logan. That is my given name.
Pattonhead:
Oh. I’m Patton!
Logicallylo:
So your username is not a typo?
Pattonhead:
Haha, nope! XD Night, Logan! <3
Logicallylo:
Goodnight, Patton. I hope you sleep well.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
That went well ;)
Logicallylo:
His name is Patton.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
...you got his NAME?!
Logicallylo:
His URL is a pun.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
It wasn’t a typo?
Logicallylo:
A self-referential pun.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Exactly your type, isn’t he?
Logicallylo:
...I am going away from you. I have no destination in mind. I simply need to exit your presence.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Rude.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Wait, who the heckity heck five abs and a peck is Virgil?!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Logan?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Didn't get that answer, huh?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Ugh, nvm.
———————
Anxiousanxietyart:
patton, you’re not even paying attention.
Pattonhead:
Sorry kiddo! I guess I’m a little distracted.
Anxiousanxietyart:
there was a puppy onscreen. you didn't even look up, much less start screaming and crying as usual.
Pattonhead:
...a little distracted, that’s all.
Anxiousanxietyart:
this isn’t distraction, this is straight up black magic.
Pattonhead:
Kiddo, it’s you and me here. It cannot be straight up.
Anxiousanxietyart:
true, but not the point.
Anxiousanxietyart:
...wait.
Pattonhead:
What is it?
Anxiousanxietyart:
you’ve been staring at your phone all night, smiling like
Anxiousanxietyart:
...oh.
Pattonhead:
??
Anxiousanxietyart:
you’ve been talking to lo, haven’t you?
Pattonhead:
...yes, what about it?
Anxiousanxietyart:
oh my gosh Patton, you are not subtle at all.
Pattonhead:
He messaged me, and we’ve been talking a lot, and he’s just really nice, that’s all!
Anxiousanxietyart:
mm hmm…
Anxiousanxietyart:
don’t lie. lying is wrong.
Pattonhead:
I'm not lying!
Anxiousanxietyart:
if you say so…
Pattonhead:
I do say so!
Anxiousanxietyart:
then come watch april be socially awkward and relateable in the corner
Pattonhead:
Okay! :D
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Wait, who the heckity heck five abs and a peck is Virgil?!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Logan?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Didn't get that answer, huh?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Ugh, nvm.
Anxiousanxietyart:
?!?!?!?!?!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Oh, sorry Anx! I meant to send that to Logan.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
...or logicallylo, since he seems to be telling everyone his name tonight.
Anxiousanxietyart:
where the hell did you hear that name?!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Uhh, while spying on my brother messaging with his crush, why?
Anxiousanxietyart:
…
Anxiousanxietyart:
no reason. i just know someone named virgil. that's all.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Ah, okay.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
So not because your name is Virgil?
Anxiousanxietyart:
no
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I’m not a murderer, don’t worry. I will not use this information to find you and kill you.
Anxiousanxietyart:
um.
Anxiousanxietyart:
not reassuring.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
What can I do to prove my identity?
Anxiousanxietyart:
give me your full name? sell me your soul? sign an oath in blood that you are prince roman of singalongland?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
YOU might murder ME if I give you my full name, I already sold my soul, and how would you know it was my blood?
Anxiousanxietyart:
you could take a video of you signing it?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
OF COURSE! A SELFIE!
Anxiousanxietyart:
eww no.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
eWW YES!
Anxiousanxietyart:
why.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You cannot dissuade me now! It is too late!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
But you must take one too, so as to prove I’m not sending my beautiful visage to a random 80 year old man named Chuck.
Anxiousanxietyart:
i… haven’t ever taken a selfie before… and i'm not a random 80 year old man named chuck...
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Well, I am a champ in the Great Selfie Game, so you may learn from a mASTER!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
And I'll believe it when I see it, CHUCK.
Anxiousanxietyart:
Okay, but until I see you, you can't prove you’re not an 80 year old woman named gertrude, so you have to go first.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I’m not an 80 year old woman named GERTRUDE!
Anxiousanxietyart:
Whatever you say, gertrude.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Logan help me
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Oh wait you’re asleep
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
So if I get murdered because of this, it’s your fault okay
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
For not stopping me I mean.
———————
Anxiousanxietyart:
patton help i don’t know how to selfie
Pattonhead:
Kiddo, it’s late? I thought you were going to sleep now?
Anxiousanxietyart:
sleep is for the weak.
Anxiousanxietyart:
also, i might have promised roman a selfie…
Anxiousanxietyart:
help.
Pattonhead:
Why would you do that?
Anxiousanxietyart:
i have a death wish
Pattonhead:
KIDDO NO
Anxiousanxietyart:
also because i'm weak and gay
Pattonhead:
Don't talk bad about yourself!
Anxiousanxietyart:
that’s not talking bad about myself…
Pattonhead:
Anyways, I will help you with taking a selfie!
Anxiousanxietyart:
Thanks, pat.
Pattonhead:
Np! :D
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I HAVE RETURNED FROM TAKING THE SELFIE OF YOUR DREAMS AND AM READY TO RECEIVE THE SELFIE OF MINE!
Anxiousanxietyart:
um. it’s hardly that.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Nonsense! I’m sure you look as fantastic as you are inside!
Anxiousanxietyart:
uhh.
Anxiousanxietyart:
can you go first?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Absolutely!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
[image]
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Ta-da!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Feast upon my glorious visage!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
...Virgil?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You there?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Wow I can’t believe my stunning good looks actually killed a man
———————
Pattonhead:
Kiddo, what was that thunk?
Anxiousanxietyart:
i'm gay.
Pattonhead:
Hi gay, I'm Patton!
Anxiousanxietyart:
can you come here?
Pattonhead:
We’re in the same room, Virge.
———————
"Patton please burn my phone I can't stand to see such magnificence."
"...I'm sorry, what?"
Virgil held up his phone, blushing furiously. There was the picture that had murdered him. The brown and green eyes that had captured him. The reddish brown hair that he wanted to run his hands through. The smirk on his face that he wanted to ki...
"If you ever cared about me, you will get rid of this picture of Roman so I can stop looking at it." His face was as red as Roman’s magnificent locks.
Patton looked smug. Too smug. "Sorry, kiddo, but nope."
"Dangit!"
Virgil fell over sideways on the bed, groaning, face flushing. Patton patted his head comfortingly.
Suddenly, Virgil shot up. “OH MY GOSH I NEVER RESPONDED!”
He lunged for his phone.
———————
Anxiousanxietyart:
you are really wow.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
It took you 25 minutes to say that? My self esteem is pretty high already but wow, you could have warned me.
Anxiousanxietyart:
no, like good wow.
Anxiousanxietyart:
like stunning wow.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Oh.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Thanks.
Anxiousanxietyart:
i only speak the truth.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I’d hope so!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Okay, Chuck, your turn?
Anxiousanxietyart:
okay um so i’m not as pretty as you or anything or at all but um here you asked for it
Anxiousanxietyart:
[image]
Anxiousanxietyart:
i know i took like half an hour to respond but honestly please don’t.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Um
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Wow
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You’re kind of really stellar, you know that?
Anxiousanxietyart:
i most certainly am not!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You most certainly are! Beauty calls to beauty!
Anxiousanxietyart:
wow.
———————
Roman gasped openly at the sight of such beauty, and didn't care if Logan heard him or not.
The purple and black hoodie covered part of the boy's face, but even in the dark room, Roman could still make out his utter splendor. His dark brown-black hair was dyed a brilliant purple, and it partially covered his eyes, which were a stunning indigo color. Black eyeshadow was smeared beneath them too carelessly to be truly careless. He had a small, almost shy smile on his face, and beneath the white foundation, were those...
"FRECKLES?!" He yelled in surprise and delight.
"ROMAN WHAT THE ACTUAL CROFTERS."
Oops.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
So my brother is awake now.
Anxiousanxietyart:
???
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I screamed upon seeing you and woke him up.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Oops.
Anxiousanxietyart:
well there goes the last of my self esteem
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
No, good scream! Very good scream!
Anxiousanxietyart:
oh
Anxiousanxietyart:
um
Anxiousanxietyart:
okay
Anxiousanxietyart:
wait what time is it for you?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Like 1 am-ish?
Anxiousanxietyart:
same here, but go to hecking sleep!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Says you!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Fiiiiiiiine. But only to appease the angry monster of a brother woken from his (much-needed, if I may say so) beauty sleep.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Goodnight, Virgil. Sleep well.
Anxiousanxietyart:
night, ro.
———————
Logicallylo:
Why was I the only one to get any sleep last night?!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let me sleep
Logicallylo:
You woke me up, I wake you up.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Why.
Logicallylo:
Because I can. I believe the correct emoticon to use here would be “:)”
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You make me so proud, and yet so furious.
Logicallylo:
:)
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
And now, LET ME SLEEP FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
Logicallylo:
Sure. If you can.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
oh good lord.
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
wHY ARE YOU PRACTICING THE CELLO AT 6 AM
Logicallylo:
I shall not respond, for I am too busy playing the cello.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Uuuuughhhhhhhhh you’re evil. Evil.
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Anxiousanxietyart:
oh gosh what have i done
Anxiousanxietyart:
[image]
Logicallylo:
Why are you messaging me specifically with this? I play no part in this. I was asleep.
Anxiousanxietyart:
because you have more common sense than anyone else i know.
Anxiousanxietyart:
also, patton is asleep, and i’d rather die than wake him up.
Logicallylo:
True.
Logicallylo:
You were tired, I believe, and not thinking straight. Is that correct?
Anxiousanxietyart:
i never think straight, lo.
Logicallylo:
True. However, I did some research, and there are 81,875 people in the U.S. with the first name Virgil.
Anxiousanxietyart:
how did you—you know what? never mind.
Logicallylo:
I used logic. It was quite simple, but the fact that Roman has used the same password for his phone for 10 years helps.
Anxiousanxietyart:
oh my gosh.
Logicallylo:
There are 6 time zones in the US, so 81,875 divided by 6 is approximately 13645.833 Virgils in this time zone, so the odds of a potential stalker finding you is very unlikely.
Logicallylo:
Plus, I can vouch for Roman.
Logicallylo:
[image]
Logicallylo:
He’s sleeping on the couch right now. It is almost noon. He should not be sleeping. This is not promoting a healthy sleep schedule.
Anxiousanxietyart:
thanks, lo.
Logicallylo:
Call me Logan.
Logicallylo:
And you’re welcome.
Anxiousanxietyart:
...but warn me before you send me these images? i need time to prepare before another pic of roman?
Logicallylo:
You mean this guy?
Logicallylo:
[image]
Logicallylo:
This boy right here?
Anxiousanxietyart:
stooooooppppppppp
Anxiousanxietyart:
i’d take a photo of patton in retaliation, but he’s asleep in the other room and i would rather be tortured in tartarus for all eternity than betray him.
Logicallylo:
I see what’s happening here, Virgil.
Anxiousanxietyart:
???
Logicallylo:
You cannot hide from logic and reason.
Anxiousanxietyart:
yes i can.
Anxiousanxietyart:
freakin watch me.
Logicallylo:
Virgil. Why.
Anxiousanxietyart:
because i’m in denial and i will run from my feelings forever
Logicallylo:
That is not healthy, Virgil.
Anxiousanxietyart:
well well well, look who’s a hypocrite.
Logicallylo:
I do not run from my feelings! I simply do not have them.
Anxiousanxietyart:
mm hmm. go message patton, then.
Logicallylo:
That I will.
———————
Logicallylo:
Salutations.
———————
Logicallylo:
...I have realized that he is asleep.
Anxiousanxietyart:
yes.
Logicallylo:
You knew this.
Anxiousanxietyart:
yes.
Logicallylo:
You said this multiple times.
Anxiousanxietyart:
yes.
Logicallylo:
Virgil Lastname.
Anxiousanxietyart:
brava for you on your attempt at guessing.
Logicallylo:
Honestly. Why.
Anxiousanxietyart:
because it’s fun.
Logicallylo:
You are evil.
Anxiousanxietyart:
i know :)
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Logicallylo posted:
I will now list all the reasons why a regular sleep schedule is necessary, and what not keeping one does to your body. @anxiousanxietyart and @disneynbroadwaynprinces will listen to every single reason, as payment for their crimes.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
you called me evil.
Logicallylo replied:
Reason number one: sleep helps you think. Without sleep, you cannot think straight.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
i have a few choice words to say about that reason, lo
Logicallylo replied:
Hush, I am chiding you for your behavior.
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Pattonhead:
Sorry Logan! I was asleep. How’s it goin?
Logicallylo:
No need to apologize, Patton. It is going well here, how about you?
Pattonhead:
I’m good! A wee bit tired, but that’s ok!
Pattonhead:
Lolo look Khoshekh is on my legs aaaahhhhh???
Pattonhead:
[image]
Logicallylo:
I
Logicallylo:
Um
Logicallylo:
Who is Khoshekh, why did you take a picture of your whole body, how did you take a picture of your whole body when you’re not even holding the device?
Pattonhead:
My cat! :3 Virge named him, of course!
Pattonhead:
Virgil also offered to take the pic so he wouldn’t leave, haha!
Logicallylo:
Ah, of course. I see.
———————
Logicallylo:
Virgil, you evil, evil man.
Anxiousanxietyart:
chaotic neutral baby :)
———————
Logan was in awe. The boy on the other end of the screen had light brown curly hair and glasses that made him look, somehow, even more adorable than he already was. He was blushing, and had freckles spanning across his entire face and neck. His eyes were the color of clear, clean, blue-green pool water. His grin radiated joy. Everything about him seemed alive alive alive.
Somehow, he was even more cute than the fluffy orange kitten on his lap.
Patton was absolutely stunning, and Logan could do nothing but sit there and attempt to control his heartbeat.
If he had had feelings before, this was nothing compared to now.
He was, objectively, done.
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Logicallylo:
[image]
Logicallylo:
I suppose that it is only logical that if you send me a picture of yourself, one of me is in order.
Logicallylo:
And I thought Roman was the overtired one…
Pattonhead:
Kcoadkdksskmasajxkff
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Patton stared at the picture of the most handsome man he'd ever seen (and he'd gazed upon Virgil's glory). He had black hair with fading blue tips, an angular face (were those freckles on the cheeks? Adorable!), and glasses with the same frames as Patton's own (who'da thunk?). The glasses framed beautiful navy eyes, the precise color of sapphires. He had the small smile of someone who didn’t smile quite as much has he deserved, but when it did, it counted.
Logan was beautiful.
Patton was in love.
He threw his iPad across the room.
A surprised yell came from Virgil in the other room.
Oops.
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Logicallylo:
What happened?
Pattonhead:
I’m sorry, Khoshekh got on the keyboard!
Logicallylo:
Ah, I see.
Pattonhead:
You look really nice!
Pattonhead:
I mean good!
Pattonhead:
I mean pretty!
Pattonhead:
I mean—
Logicallylo:
Thank you, Patton.
Pattonhead:
^-^
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Pattonhead:
Soooooo, Virgil!
Anxiousanxietyart:
yeah?
Pattonhead:
So as it turns out, i miiiiiight have been flirting a liiiiittle with Lo
Pattonhead:
Because I might have a teensy weensy itsy bitsy tiny little bitty crush…
Anxiousanxietyart:
i heckin knew it!
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I have awaken from my beauty sleep!
Anxiousanxietyart:
didn’t know you needed it.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Did you just
Anxiousanxietyart:
i meant—i—oy vey
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You did! YOU DID! Oh happy day!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Great Zeus almighty, I thought this day would never come!
Anxiousanxietyart:
we’ve known each other for only a few weeks, ro.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Forever.
Anxiousanxietyart:
mm hmm totally.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I can taste your sarcasm, Virgil.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
But no matter!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I only have to scroll up to remind myself what you REALLY think about me.
Anxiousanxietyart:
that you’re annoying?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
[image]
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
That I’m hot.
Anxiousanxietyart:
was that selfie really necessary?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Yes. Yes it was.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
And you didn’t denyyyyyy iiiitttttt
Anxiousanxietyart:
you’re not hot, roman.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
He said, like a liar.
Anxiousanxietyart:
he said, like a man in denial.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
He said, like a man in a river in Egypt
Anxiousanxietyart:
??
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
De Nile
Anxiousanxietyart:
oy vey why
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces posted:
I was too lazy to think of a title but it involves Hamilton so
Summary: It’s Vect and Xaer and Peri being the friendos they are, but they’re Hamilton buds and that makes it all better.
Word count: who knows? not I, not I
Warnings: a lot of Hamilton
A/N: Writer’s block sucks. It most verily does. That is why this exists. (In other words, I miiiiiiight have hit a wee bit of a snag with my Big Bang fic…) It is an attempt to salvage my writing skills.
Read more
Veertrash71 replied:
I loooooveeeeee it! Aaaaaahhhhh it’s so fluffyyyyyy
Perisureimace replied:
I’m pretty sure I’m gonna explode from all the Hamilton haha
Veerleft replied:
This is canon now I decided
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Lo and I are having a mooooovie night!
Anxiousanxietyart:
weren’t you up super late last night? why is he endorsing this behavior
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Because we’re watching Rogue One and he’s gay for Cassian Andor (who isn’t tbh)
Anxiousanxietyart:
i… haven’t seen it…
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
G A S P ! ! ! HOW D A R E
Anxiousanxietyart:
umm i just? never did? it can’t ever be as good as the original trilogy so
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Umm, it’s pretty far up there! Worth watching at the very L E A S T
Anxiousanxietyart:
you’ll have to tell me about it
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You. Me. FaceTime. Now.
Anxiousanxietyart:
um??? what is happening
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You are Going to Watch this Movie with me, and you Will Like It!
Anxiousanxietyart:
is there a choice?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Do you have a pressing appointment?
Anxiousanxietyart:
nope, free all day
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Than nope!
Anxiousanxietyart:
oh my gosh roman
Anxiousanxietyart:
i didn’t peg you for a diehard star wars fan?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
…how??? I’m like the biggest freaking Star Wars nerd since Logan (well, he likes Star Trek better, honestly how are we even related)
Anxiousanxietyart:
i have realized my mistake
Anxiousanxietyart:
(and star trek is totally better?)
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
nO NOT YOU TOO!?!?!
Anxiousanxietyart:
there are a lot of reasons, which i can and would list, but i only need one:
Anxiousanxietyart:
which was first to have canon gays, hmm?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Finn and Poe came before Culber and Stamets??
Anxiousanxietyart:
but stormpilot isn’t canon
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Not with that attitude it isn’t!
Anxiousanxietyart:
oy vey.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Also, Baze and Chirrut are totally married wHICH REMINDS ME, ROGUE ONE. NOW.
Anxiousanxietyart:
…
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
please?
Anxiousanxietyart:
alright fine.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
YAY! ONWARDS, MY NOBLE KNIGHT, AND LET US B E G I N!
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Sooooooooo?
Anxiousanxietyart:
so what?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Whaddya think?
Anxiousanxietyart:
it was alright, i guess
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
ALRIGHT YOU G U E S S?!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Falsehood! You cried so hard you turned off the camera!
Anxiousanxietyart:
who’s falsehooding now?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Still you! You loved it and you know it!
Anxiousanxietyart:
you can prove nothing
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You may try, but you cannot deny the truth that is your tears
Anxiousanxietyart:
try harder, lor san tekka
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Dangnabbit!
Anxiousanxietyart:
i know my star wars lor
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Did you just
Anxiousanxietyart!
patton is right over my shoulder i couldn’t just not
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
well, LOGAN is over MY shoulder, and he’s absolutely done
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Well done young Padawan
———————
Logicallylo:
Why, Patton. Why would you do this.
Pattonhead:
Oh hello Logan! How’s it goin’ in Logantown?
Logicallylo:
Alright, I suppose. I was just consoling a sobbing Roman because of Rogue One, and now he has been sent off to bed because he was up late last night, and he has rehearsal tomorrow.
Pattonhead:
Ooh, rehearsal?
Logicallylo:
He is in a production of Falsettos with some friends of his (yes, he has friends).
Logicallylo:
How about you?
Pattonhead:
I’m not in any plays, if that’s what you’re askin’, Lo.
Logicallylo:
No, I meant how was your day?
Pattonhead:
Ooohhh! It was good!
Logicallylo:
That is good.
———————
Anxiousanxietyart:
i’m a badawan, thanks very much?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Yoda Chronicles, and I'm a Jedi Knight
Anxiousanxietyart:
i am ready to fight
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
foR THE SITH!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
ZOOM POW ZAP ELECTRICITY
Anxiousanxietyart:
why haven’t more people watched that thing
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Who knows?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Honestly I was super freaking gay for Jek-14 when I was younger
Anxiousanxietyart:
who wasn’t?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Truth hath most verily been spoken here
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Look look look look look
Anxiousanxietyart:
it’s a lesbian from next door!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Followed by her lover who’s a lesbian from next door too!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
But seriously look here
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
[image]
Anxiousanxietyart:
is that
Anxiousanxietyart:
a freaking
Anxiousanxietyart:
jek-14 lego set???
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
YES IT IS INDEED
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
LOOK AND WEEP
Anxiousanxietyart:
oh my gosh
Anxiousanxietyart:
you freaking nerd
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Nerd?! I thought I was more of a geek!
Anxiousanxietyart:
okay jeremy
Anxiousanxietyart:
(nerd)
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
r u d e
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Virgil
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Virgil
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
VIRGIL
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
V I R G I L
Anxiousanxietyart:
three m o o n s what the heckity heck do you want?!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Wings of Fire, and are you awake?
Anxiousanxietyart:
no, definitely not
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Oh okay then
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
...wait
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You little
Anxiousanxietyart:
you’re welcome
Anxiousanxietyart:
now why did you message me at three in the morning?!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I can’t sleeeeppppppp
Anxiousanxietyart:
not with that attitude you can’t
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
And I have a Very Urgent Question for you
Anxiousanxietyart:
shoot.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Do dryads have skin? Or is it just bark?
Anxiousanxietyart:
i
Anxiousanxietyart:
um
Anxiousanxietyart:
what?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Because like if they have bark, how do they move? And like they’re tree ladies? So like how
Anxiousanxietyart:
can you facetime me? i need to see your face while you say that.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Mm ok
———————
When Roman accepted the FaceTime request and was greeted with five solid minutes of Virgil laughing. Which was a nice greeting, yes, but a wee bit annoying, it being at him rather than with him.
“Rude,” he said when Virgil finally calmed down. This, of course, made him start laughing again.
“I’m sorry, haha!” He wiped away a tear. “It’s just—such a random—haha—question!”
“Doesn’t mean you had to FaceTime me JUST to rub it in.”
“Umm, yes I did. Obviously.”
Roman rolled his eyes. “But do dryads have bark?”
“I’m gonna say no.”
“But they’re trees, Virgil!”
“Tree people!”
“Trees! Have! Bark!”
“But they have to move???”
“Yeah, but if they have tree spirits, then can’t they have flexible bark?” Roman asked, trying to convince Virgil.
“No? That’s not how it works?”
“How would you know?!”
“Because I have basic sense?” Virgil sighed, laughing. “How did you even come up with this?”
“I was rererereading Percy Jackson, and I just thought of it,” Roman said.
Virgil shook his head, smiling. “Only you, Roman.”
Roman looked like he didn’t know whether to be pleased or offended. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“That you’re unique and hilarious and creative and dramatic.”
“Heck yeah I am!” Roman flipped his hair, and Virgil covered his mouth to keep from laughing too hard. Roman finally lost all control of his traitorous gigglebox, and let out a snort that turned into a giggle that turned into a laugh that he muffled with his pillow in order to keep from waking up Logan.
Virgil stared, his cheeks growing red in the darkness.
“I gotta gay—I—um—go.”
He hung up quickly, leaving Roman to wonder what the heck had just happened.
“Wait, but do they have skin?”
———————
Anxiousanxietyart:
Patton holy crap
Pattonhead:
Language, kiddo. Yes?
Anxiousanxietyart:
i think i have a crush on roman
Anxiousanxietyart:
i have feelings for him and i don’t even know him and it’s terrifying and i don’t know what to do
Pattonhead:
Aww, kiddo, come over here.
———————
Anxiousanxietyart posted:
i’m sorry guys, there’s not going to be anything for a while, maybe ever. sorry im such a failure.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Virgil!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I have many ideas to tell you of!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Thou must come here so I can tell you them!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Oh Virgil?
Anxiousanxietyart:
im sorry.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
What for?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Virgil?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You on?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Hello?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
…
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Fine, I’ll give you some space
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Virge you okay?
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Virgil stop ignoring me
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Answer me! I command you!
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Virge?
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Fine. You don’t want to talk to me, I don’t want to talk to you. I’m done.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I’m sorry Virgil I didn’t mean it just talk to meeeeee
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Is it something I did? I’m sorry for whatever it is, just tell me what to do to make it right. Please.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Virgil, I really miss you. Please come back. I’m begging you.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces posted:
I’m sorry, all, for the lack of content. I’ve just been really sad lately. I’ll be back soon, hopefully, maybe, sometime.
———————
Logicallylo:
Virgil? Are you on?
Logicallylo:
Virgil, normally I would respect your privacy, but this is not a normal occurrence.
Anxiousanxietyart:
what?
Logicallylo:
Did something happen with Roman?
Anxiousanxietyart:
...sort of?
Anxiousanxietyart:
how did you guess?
Logicallylo:
It’d be impossible not to know, seeing how much he’s moping around lately. Living with him is… well, like living with him how he is usually only with more sad songs played around the house and more moping, as well as less general cheerfulness. It’s concerning.
Anxiousanxietyart:
…
Anxiousanxietyart:
oh crap what have i done
Logicallylo:
Virgil. Breathe. In through your nose, out through your mouth.
Anxiousanxietyart:
what do i do???
Logicallylo:
You need to talk to him. Now. Before it’s too late.
Anxiousanxietyart:
do i have to? can’t i keep repressing my feelings longer?
Logicallylo:
No.
Anxiousanxietyart:
fine, but you need to talk to patton then.
Logicallylo:
What about?
Anxiousanxietyart:
don’t play dumb.
Logicallylo:
…fine. But if he doesn’t respond well, I’m blaming you.
Anxiousanxietyart:
he won’t, but ditto.
Logicallylo:
Very well. I will leave you to contact my brother. I wish you luck.
Anxiousanxietyart:
thanks, lo. you’re a good friend.
———————
Anxiousanxietyart:
ro? you there?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
SWEET MOUNTAIN DEW RED YOU’RE ON!
Anxiousanxietyart:
sorry for disappearing like that. i just had to think through some stuff.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Well, warn a prince next time!
Anxiousanxietyart:
um, ro?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Yes?
Anxiousanxietyart:
i need to tell you something, and it wouldn’t really… work… over messaging. could i call you?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Of course, Virgil. Anytime.
———————
Virgil stared at the number on the screen in front of him. It seemed to dare him to do what he did best: panic enough to avoid doing this, Tell Roman to forget about it, it was nothing, go back to how it was before. Don’t risk this friendship, the possibility of the other man not being who he said he was, and just let things stay the same.
It was a tempting thought.
He looked to his left to see Patton sitting next to him, giving him a supportive thumbs-up and mouthing, ‘you can do this!’
What would he do without Patton, honestly?
He took a deep, grounding breath. I can do this. I can do this.
Virgil dialed the number, and he heard Roman pick up.
“Hello? Virgil?”
Virgil threw his phone across the room.
It hit the other wall with a thunk and hit the floor.
Problem solved.
Patton looked at him. “Uhh, kiddo, what was that?”
Virgil huddled into himself. “I can’t do this!” He hugged his knees to his chest, shaking his head.
Patton took hold of his shoulders. “Hey. Virgil. Look at me.” He did. Patton’s sea-colored eyes were wide and comforting. “I believe in you. I know Roman feels the same way. You can tell him. It’s all right. Okay?” When Virgil hesitated, the other boy continued: “You don’t have to do this today. It will be perfectly fine if you don’t. However, you will have to do it sometime. Better sooner rather than later. One step in front of the other. You have got this.”
Virgil nodded. He let go of his knees, and stood up. He crossed the room slowly, his heart in his throat. He slowly picked up the phone.
“DUDE WHAT THE CROFTERS WAS THAT?!?!?!”
...the phone had not hung up.
“Sorry Roman!” Virgil stared at Patton in panic. “I—uh—I don’t know what happened!’
“Uh huh.”
There was a silence. It was tense, awkward, expectant. Virgil knew he had to be the one to break it. He took a deep breath—
“So what was it you wanted to tell me?”
Dangnabbit!
“Uhh—I—um—” Virgil lost all control of his filter. “Ithinkimightkindareallylikeyouandthatterrifiesmeandpleasedontbemad”
There it was. His soul laid bare. Virgil had done it. Patton was grinning and giving him the thumbs up. He felt a weight lifted off his chest.
What the freaking heck had he done.
A bigger weight fell on top of him. Roman hadn’t spoken yet. He didn’t like him back. It was official. He hated him. He—
“Oh. Wow. Cool. Um. Ditto?”
What.
"What?"
Roman laughed awkwardly. "Um. Oh wow this is not how I wanted this to happen. I had a whole thing planned and it was spectacular but. The feeling is mutual. I quite like you too. Romantically."
“Wait, really?!”
“Yeah.”
“Oh.” A pause. “Well what do we do about that?”
“Um. Wanna date?”
“Cool.” There was silence. Neither of them knew what to say.
Suddenly, Virgil began laughing. He tipped over, giggling uncontrollably into the phone. He snorted and rolled around, laughing and laughing and laughing.
“Virgil? You alive?”
“I—I just can’t believe,” he began between laughs, “that I avoided you for all that time, and all I needed to do was just call you? It’s just—it’s really ironic, isn’t it?”
Roman caught on, snorting into the phone. “Yeah, it is.”
They finally stopped laughing minutes later, drifting into comfortable silence. No one said anything. They didn’t need to. Everything that had been needed to say had been said, and all the tension was gone.
“So what happens now?” Roman asked.
“I guess we just try and see how things work out,” Virgil answered.
“You really have no clue, don’t you?”
“I really don’t.”
Roman snorted. “Neither do I, so it’s fine.”
Virgil let out a soft laugh. It felt good to be talking to him, really talking, nothing left as a secret.
They really should do this more.
And that’s when Roman broke the spell.
“NOW, LOGAN JOAN BERRY, GET YOUR TUCHUS OVER HERE AND TALK TO PATTON!” He yelled, his mouth still next to the gather-sound-thing on his phone. How could Virgil tell? Because it was right in his ear.
“Um, ow?”
“Oh, sorry Virge!”
“No worries. My bleeding ear will recover. However, my traumatized eardrum will not.”
“My voice is lovely, your eardrum should be thanking me for allowing it to hear my magnificent voice!”
“If you say so.”
Roman made a wounded and offended noise on the other end of the phone. Virgil snorted.
“If you want Logan and Patton to talk to each other, can they have their own call? I don’t want them to be flirting over my phone.”
“...oh yeah, that’s a good idea.” Roman paused a moment. “Uhh, maybe hold the phone away from your ear.”
“What—”
There was a thunk and a faint yell. A different voice shouted, “WHAT THE CRAP ROMAN?!”
“TAKE YOUR PHONE AND GO FLIRT IN THE OTHER ROOM!”
“WHY DID YOU THROW MY PHONE AT ME?!”
“Whaaaaaat is happening?” Virgil was very confused. Patton, still sitting next to him, had even less idea of what was going on.
“Umm, kiddo, is everything alright?”
“Who knows?” He shrugged. Patton did not seem to calm down or seem less confused.
And that’s when his phone rang.
Virgil and Patton both stared at the phone vibrating and playing “Baby Bumblebee” on the table. It kept ringing, undisturbed by the stares. Phones don’t care about you or what you do. They just ring.
Roman cleared his throat, yanking Virgil’s attention back to him. “Virge, tell Patton to pick up his phone before Logan spontaneously combusts, taking me with him and rendering the world devoid of this magnificent face.”
Virgil repeated this sentence word for word, dumbfounded.
“I, um, okay?” Patton walked over to the phone and picked it up. “Hello? Hi, Logan. Umm, what did you want to talk to me about?”
Patton walked out of the room, still talking.
———————
“Lo? What’s going on?”
Logan cleared his throat, preparing himself. Now was the time. He’d say ‘it’s now or never’, but after The Last Jedi, he swore off the phrase forever. Besides, it was inaccurate. He could always procrastinate.
No. He would confess now.
It was time.
He opened his mouth.
“How was your day?”
Nailed it.
Patton sounded a bit confused. “Umm, it was okay. Steve Carlsberg died today. It was sad. We had a funeral for him.”
“...what?”
“Oh, one of our fish.”
“Ah.”
Silence on both ends.
Logan opened his mouth to ask about the other fish names.
“I kind of really like you!”
Wait what.
What in the holy name of the pythagorean theorem did he just do.
Patton was silent for a long, nerve-tearing-into-pieces minute. When he finally spoke, it was to say that, “I like you too, Logan! That’s why we’re friends.”
“I—no.” Logan took a deep breath. If he didn’t say it now, he never would. Also, he would have to live with this miscommunication on his conscience for all of eternity. “Romantic like. As Roman would say, ‘I’m gay for you’ like.”
“Oh! I like you romantically too.”
‘Wait what’ was what he would have thought if he had had the ability to form coherent thoughts.
“I. Um. What?”
“Yeah.” Patton sounded like he was probably blushing. No, definitely. He was definitely blushing. “You’re really nice and kind and smart and beautiful and amazing and yeah I like you romantically back!”
“I—that was. Um.” Logan, you’re speaking nonsense. Collect yourself. I swear, sometimes you’re just too gay to live. “That’s good.”
“I’d hope so.” Patton’s voice was filled with a feeling Logan couldn’t place, but it was good. Definitely good.
“So,” he said, “what will happen now?”
“I don’t know!” Patton giggled. “I’m honestly just happy to be here, talking to you.”
“You are simply too sweet.”
Patton made a slightly flustered noise.
Logan cleared his throat. “Shall we just continue how we’ve been continuing and just see what happens?”
“Whatever we do I know will be just fine.” Patton spoke with an air of wiseness that said he knew what he was talking about. He was more people-smart than Logan, and that was one of the many reasons they complimented each other.
“Why is that, Pat?” Logan asked.
“Because dogs exist, and nothing bad can happen in a world with dogs,” he said very seriously.
Logan snorted. While that may have not been strictly logical, Patton was correct. They would be just fine.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces posted:
Guess who’s not a single bean anymooooreeee??? This guy!
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
oh my gosh
Veertrash71 replied:
wait WHAT
Pattonhead replied:
I was confused for a sec there, kiddo, but then I remembered.
Veertrash71 replied:
UM
Logicallylo replied:
Congratulations. You have found someone to deal with your nonsense. Lucky for all of us.
Veertrash71 replied:
Is no one else going to freak out??
Perisureimace replied:
Oh congrats!
Veertrash71 replied:
WHY IS NO ONE ELSE CONFUSED THAT PRINCEY WAS EVER SINGLE?!
———————
Anxiousanxietyart:
hi
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Greetings and salutations!
Anxiousanxietyart:
um
Anxiousanxietyart:
is there, like, protocol for talking now that
Anxiousanxietyart:
um
Anxiousanxietyart:
you know
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Your guess is as good as mine.
Anxiousanxietyart:
oh okay
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
So
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Uhh
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Any pets?
Anxiousanxietyart:
...what?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I had to think of SOME conversation topic.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Your answer?
Anxiousanxietyart:
a cat and fifty billion fish.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
What are their names?
Anxiousanxietyart:
the cat is khoshekh, the fish are all named after wtnv characters but i can never remember who’s alive anymore. i think janice ate carlos last week, but i’m not sure.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
How dare you Janice?!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Do you perchance happen to have any pictures? If a pic of you came into the mix, I wouldn’t complain, just sayin’
Anxiousanxietyart:
oh my gosh ro
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Love you too <3
Anxiousanxietyart:
ajckskskkckdkfes
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Did I break you?
Anxiousanxietyart:
...maybe
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Honey
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Sweetie
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Apple of my eye
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
My one and only
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Knight in dark and angsty armor
Anxiousanxietyart:
[image]
Anxiousanxietyart:
[image]
Anxiousanxietyart:
[image]
Anxiousanxietyart:
[image]
Anxiousanxietyart:
take my pet photos and freaking leave
Anxiousanxietyart:
babe
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Amckskjdhdjsjsjakkadf
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Oh my gosh is that you with your cat???
Anxiousanxietyart:
yes
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
No mere mortal eyes should gaze upon such cuteness!
Anxiousanxietyart:
good thing you’re not a mere mortal
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Aww!
Anxiousanxietyart:
your ego alone is godly enough for ten zeuses
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
...I retract all my praise.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
[image]
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Alexander Hamsterton and I go on all sorts of adventures.
Anxiousanxietyart:
ajdkdkskfjkssa
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Fair play is turnabout, Virge >:)
Anxiousanxietyart:
why would you do this terrible thing
Anxiousanxietyart:
my mind is dead now
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I tease because I love <3
Anxiousanxietyart:
i
Anxiousanxietyart:
uhh
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Oh gosh I didn’t mean like that it’s too soon aah ignore me oy vey
Anxiousanxietyart:
um okay
Anxiousanxietyart:
so
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Hey so I’m wondering
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Why do you always text with no caps???
Anxiousanxietyart:
it's for the a e s t h e t i c
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Oh my gods you utter and complete e m o
Anxiousanxietyart:
thank you for the compliment
Anxiousanxietyart:
much appreciated
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
It… I… I give up.
Anxiousanxietyart:
:)
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Oh you NERD
Anxiousanxietyart:
said the theatre geek to the emo.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
...what is that supposed to mean??
Anxiousanxietyart:
no hecking clue.
———————
Logicallylo:
Greetings and salutations, Patton.
Pattonhead:
Oh hello! How are you?
Logicallylo:
I am doing well. And you?
Pattonhead:
Same here! A wee bit tired, but good all the same!
Logicallylo:
I feel an urgent desire to sleep as well.
Pattonhead:
Well, that’s one way to put it!
Pattonhead:
HELP
Logicallylo:
What’s going on?
Pattonhead:
[image]
Pattonhead:
SPIDER!!!!!!
Logicallylo:
It appears to be a Pholcus phalangioides, or daddy long legs. It has venom, but is so small that it cannot bite or transfer venom. It is harmless.
Pattonhead:
STILL! SPIDER!
Logicallylo:
Do you have arachnophobia?
Pattonhead:
No, but I’m terribly afraid of spiders!
Logicallylo:
That’s what I said. Arachnophobia.
Pattonhead:
WHERE IS VIRGIL I NEED VIRGIL TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE
Logicallylo:
I have no idea of Virgil’s whereabouts.
Logicallylo:
Perhaps you can message him?
Pattonhead:
I’D SAY OOH THAT’S A GOOD IDEA IF I WEREN'T TERRIFIED
———————
Pattonhead:
SPIDER!
Anxiousanxietyart:
i’ll be there asap
———————
Pattonhead:
Virgil has taken the spider outside! It cannot return any more.
Logicallylo:
That is good. I am glad that it is gone.
Pattonhead:
Just had a scare there!
Logicallylo:
Is your emotional state better now?
Pattonhead:
Much, thanks, Lo.
Logicallylo:
No problem. Would you like me to call you now?
Pattonhead:
Ooh yes please!
———————
Patton was now sitting on top of his bed, idly petting Khoshekh and staring at his phone intensely. Maybe if he stared hard enough, Logan would call sooner!
As if on cue, the phone started ringing. Patton picked it up without even looking at the screen.
“Hiya Lo!” He chirped, bouncing up and down.
“Salutations and further greetings,” replied the voice of Logan. Patton’s heart melted upon hearing him. “Is Virgil in the room?”
“Nope, just me! He’s trying to make brownies in the kitchen, apparently ‘to sacrifice to the great and almighty deity of removing all feelings’, so the normal reason, pretty much!”
“Ah. Usual Virgil?”
“There’s nothing usual about Virgil.” Patton’s tone was very serious. He loved his kiddo a lot. He was a small angsty baby koala kangaroo child who needed love.
“I am aware of this.” Despite the words, which would have sounded annoyed, Logan’s tone was fond, and Patton could picture him smiling as he said so.
“You may want to hold the phone away from your ear,” Logan said.
“Why is that?”
“ROMAN, WHERE IS ALEXANDER HAMSTERTON?” Logan’s voice was muffled, but he was obviously yelling.
A quiet reply that might have been “I was playing with him”, but sounded like “I mass gaying with him” was shouted from somewhere else. Patton was slightly confused about what was going on.
“Uhh, Logan? What’s happening?”
“Roman’s hamster wasn’t in his cage, but he’s back now,” explained Logan reassuringly.
“Oh okay! Thank goodness he’s back!”
And that’s when Virgil spoke.
“PATTON SPIDER, THE BROWNIES ARE BURNING AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO HELP ME!”
“Spider?”
Patton shuddered, whispering. “It’s ironic because I have a very large fear of spiders.”
Logan laughed over the phone, and Patton’s heart did some cartwheels. “Ironic indeed.”
They shared a blissful few seconds of silence, nothing to say.
“I should probably go,” said Logan. “You may want to assist Virgil with the brownies.”
“But I don’t wanna hang up! I wanna talk with you!” Patton protested.
“We can talk later, if you wish.”
“Ooh yay okay!” Patton bounced up and down. “Bye, Logan!”
“Goodbye, Patton.”
Logan hung up, and Patton ran to save some brownies from certain doom, still thinking of Logan.
———————
Logicallylo posted a photo:
My boyfriend @pattonhead sent me these brownies today. They taste absolutely delicious! Love you Pat.
Pattonhead replied:
Aww, so glad you like them honeybee! <3
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
THIS is a Marvelous Cookie! (or brownie, whatever)
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
SWEET! With an excellent CRUNCH!
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
perfect to follow a dinner
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
Or just after breakfast
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
and prior to lunch! (really though pat, they're probably really good)
Pattonhead replied:
Aww thanks kiddo! <3
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You know all my obscure references! A man after my own heart <3
Anxiousanxietyart:
you cannot hide from my musical knowledge with frog and toad.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Shall we make a competition out of it?
Anxiousanxietyart:
i'm listening.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
We each shall make as many references as possible without telling the other.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
If the other doesn't catch it, the referencer gets a point. If the other does get it, they get a point.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
The one with the most by the time our Big Bang project is posted wins!
Anxiousanxietyart:
ro, you got yourself a challenge. let's do this thing.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Can I FaceTime you so we can shake on it?
Anxiousanxietyart:
yes
———————
Anxiousanxietyart:
can i call you?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Of course, Virgil! Might I ask why?
Anxiousanxietyart:
i just need to talk to you rn.
———————
Roman picked up immediately. “Virgil? You okay?”
“No.” Virgil sounded out of breath and terrified to his own ears. “Patton isn’t home and he left his phone and I’m alone and there’s noises and I’m fREAKING OUT and—”
“Hey. Virge. Breathe.” Roman’s voice was calming, cool, soothing. “In. Out. In. Out. Breathe with me, okay?”
Virgil took a deep, shuddering breath. He heard Roman do the same, in sync with him. In. Out. In. Out. They continued, for how long was unknown.
After several minutes of silence, accompanied by the noise of their breathing, Roman spoke. “You feeling better?”
The hesitation of a few moments that seemed to take an eternity followed his words before Virgil replied.
“I—yeah. I’m better now, I mean.” And he was. Who knew that for once the most-recommended, least-remembered tip would actually work?
“Why were you panicking, if I may ask?”
“I kept hearing noises? Not sure how exactly.” A pause. “Thanks, Roman.”
“Anytime.” And he meant it. He would do anything to help Virgil.
He didn’t exactly know what to say after all that. “Do you want me to leave?”
“NO!” Virgil blurted out before realizing what he just said. “I mean, umm, if it’s okay, could you please stay? I don’t really want to be alone right now.”
“Of course,” Roman said softly. “Anything.”
“Is exactly what Han Solo said before getting stabbed by his son.”
“Why are you like this?”
Virgil snorted, and Roman felt a sudden urge to hug him.
“I kinda really love you, you know that?” Roman blurted out. He then slapped his hand in front of his mouth.
Virgil was silent. Utterly, completely silent.
You utter and complete dunce! You’ve driven him away!
“I—ditto.” Virgil let out a small, slightly awkward laugh. “This is not what I expected this day to be like.”
“What did you expect?”
“You can’t see because this is a call but I’m shrugging.”
Roman laughed. “That sounds about right.”
Virgil cleared his throat. “Patton just sent me a text, you don’t have to stay. He’s coming back in a few.”
“I can stay if you like,” Roman said. “I won’t leave you if you don’t want me to.”
“No, it’s fine. You can go.”
Roman shrugged. “If you’re sure. Love you.”
“Love you too. Bye, Ro.” Virgil hung up, and Roman sat there, shocked and blushing.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You feeling better?
Anxiousanxietyart:
yes. patton’s home now, we’re watching the princess bride.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Glad you’re ok.
Anxiousanxietyart:
thanks again, ro.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
All you need to do is ask. I’m here for you, love.
Anxiousanxietyart:
anfkdmfjsjfk
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Did I mess up? Oh gosh I’m sorry
Anxiousanxietyart:
no
Anxiousanxietyart:
i
Anxiousanxietyart:
kind of like it???
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Okay love
Anxiousanxietyart:
gonna pay attention now, gnight, love
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
ajkfmsjdhjfjd
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
sleep well, mi amor
Anxiousanxietyart:
how the heckety heck do you know spanish
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
;)
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
HAVE I GOT THE STORY FOR YOU!
Anxiousanxietyart:
good morning to you too.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
It’s 1 in the afternoon.
Anxiousanxietyart:
...
Anxiousanxietyart:
g o o d m o r n i n g
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
ANYWAYS
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
SO
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I just saw a woman.
Anxiousanxietyart:
whoa. never knew women existed.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Hush, I may be gay, but I know women exist and are amazing
Anxiousanxietyart:
never knew that you were gay???
Anxiousanxietyart:
truly shocked
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
ANYWAYS, BACK TO MY STORY!
Anxiousanxietyart:
oy vey.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
At the salad restaurant.
Anxiousanxietyart:
…salad… restaurant?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Yes it exists
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Ordering a salad.
Anxiousanxietyart:
wow. never would have guessed.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
...wHILE EATING A FREAKING DONUT.
Anxiousanxietyart:
i… what?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You heard me!
Anxiousanxietyart:
no, i didn’t. we’re texting.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You know what I mean!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
A chocolate covered donut. In line. Ordering a salad. To-go.
Anxiousanxietyart:
why were you at a salad place?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Because they have the best gosh dang Mac n Cheese in the galaxy and I was in Urgent Need for it
Anxiousanxietyart:
huh
Anxiousanxietyart:
so, not because you suddenly decided to take care of yourself?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Despite Logan and Patton’s best efforts, no. Never.
Anxiousanxietyart:
good, i was starting to worry you weren’t you.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Fear not, I am still my magnificently fantastic self!
Anxiousanxietyart:
and that’s a reason not to worry? counterproductive.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
RUDE.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Someday, I will take you to Crunchy & Emerald, and you will see just how fantastic their Mac n Cheese is.
Anxiousanxietyart:
really?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Couldn’t stop me if you tried. And don’t try.
Anxiousanxietyart:
i guess it’s a date, then.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
ahfkdmfjdkf
Anxiousanxietyart:
:)
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Evil. Truly evil.
Anxiousanxietyart:
said it before, i’ll say it again:
Anxiousanxietyart:
chaotic
Anxiousanxietyart:
neutral
Anxiousanxietyart:
:)
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Chaotic good, myself
Anxiousanxietyart:
i can see that. class?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Paladin, Fighter, sometimes Bard
Anxiousanxietyart:
huh
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You?
Anxiousanxietyart:
rogue
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You dark, angsty soul.
Anxiousanxietyart:
got that right.
Anxiousanxietyart:
you ever actually played d&d?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Aye, verily! Logan and I once arranged a campaign with friends (he was a sorcerer). It was quite fun!
Anxiousanxietyart:
sounds like it.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Yep! What about you? Have you ever embarked on the nerd adventure of a lifetime that you can take more than once?
Anxiousanxietyart:
i have one (1) friend who’d consider it, and he’s clueless about these things (patton)
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Well, now you have 3! We shall organize a campaign at once!
Anxiousanxietyart:
three?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Me, Patton, and Logan!
Anxiousanxietyart:
he’d like that?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Are you kidding? He LOVES nerd stuff like that!
Anxiousanxietyart:
...somehow, i am not surprised.
———————
Anxiousanxietyart:
wait.
Anxiousanxietyart:
aren’t you lactose intolerant?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
:)
Anxiousanxietyart:
i forbid you from eating that mac n cheese ever again
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Try and make me. I dare you. You will never separate me from my one true love! NEVER!
Anxiousanxietyart:
what about me?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Babe.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I love you.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
But if you try and keep me away from Crunchy & Emerald’s sweet sweet cheesy macaroni, you will be unboyfriended.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
:)
Anxiousanxietyart:
oh my dog.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You have a cat.
Anxiousanxietyart:
umm, my point still stands
———————
Pattonhead:
Lololololololololo!!!!
Logicallylo:
I am here, Patton. What’s the matter?
Pattonhead:
I’m at Target with Virge, and on the way we had the most magical encounter!!
Logicallylo:
Would you like to tell me about it?
Pattonhead:
That’s why I’m here! :3
Logicallylo:
I am listening.
Logicallylo:
Or rather, watching. This isn’t a call.
Pattonhead:
SO me and Virge were walkin’ to Target, and I heard? this? “meow meow” noise?
Pattonhead:
I looked back aND THIS ADORABLE GRAY CAT WAS RUNNING ON ALL FOUR TINY LEGS TO MEET US, MEOWING???
Logicallylo:
That does indeed sound adorable.
Pattonhead:
The kitty ran up to us and went between Virgil’s legs and around my legs and I petted him and then he walked away it was amazing and pure and magical and I feel blessed
Logicallylo:
Wow.
Logicallylo:
That seems like a pleasant experience.
Pattonhead:
It was the BEST DAY of my LIFE!
Logicallylo:
I can believe that.
Pattonhead:
Aaa gotta go, the friend is on the Virge of leaving me behind to shop alone :)
Logicallylo:
I shall see you later, Pat.
Pattonhead:
Byeeeee Lo!
———————
Anxiousanxietyart:
pat and i went out shopping today for some sweet sweet starbound preparation materials, and look what i got
Anxiousanxietyart:
[image]
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Is that
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
A freaking
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
XAER PIN?!
Anxiousanxietyart:
:)
Anxiousanxietyart:
they had them at the store, and even though they were out of vect pins, pat got a peri one and i got this
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
That
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Is
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
So
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
COOL?!?!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I am so jealous you have no idea
Anxiousanxietyart:
i know
Anxiousanxietyart:
whiiiich is why i lied
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
???
Anxiousanxietyart:
they did have vect pins
Anxiousanxietyart:
[image]
Anxiousanxietyart:
and it’s for you
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
?!?!?!?!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
OH MY GOSH YOURET HE BEST BOYFRIEND EVERTFHRUSNJSJZSNAKSJSDKSKHDF
Anxiousanxietyart:
i wonder if he’s excited at all
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
THE M O S T!!!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
THANK YOU SO MUCH VIRGE <3
Anxiousanxietyart:
you’re welcome :)
———————
Pattonhead:
Lololololololo!!! :D
Logicallylo:
Yes?
Pattonhead:
Look look look look look I got a new beanie!!
Pattonhead:
[image]
Pattonhead:
I’m a cat!!!! :3
Logicallylo:
I
Logicallylo:
I need a moment.
Pattonhead:
You like it?
Logicallylo:
Patton, you are adorable. You know that?
Pattonhead:
Aww, that’s so sweet! ^u^
Logicallylo:
You are so cute that I fell on the floor.
Logicallylo:
[image]
Logicallylo:
You have slain me.
Pattonhead:
Aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww! Nooooooooo don’t dieeeeeeee!
Logicallylo:
Roman has taken this opportunity to “conquer the foul beast of Calculatortown”.
Logicallylo:
[image]
Logicallylo:
Why will he not stop stepping on me.
Pattonhead:
Whyyyyyyyy Roooomannn?!
Pattonhead:
Step off of my boyfriend!
Logicallylo:
He is gone now.
Logicallylo:
[image]
Logicallylo:
With your encouragement, I have slayed the brother.
Logicallylo:
Or rather, made him leave my room.
Pattonhead:
YAAAAYYYYYYYYY! :DDD
Logicallylo:
And now, I can get back to my book.
Pattonhead:
Nooooooo keep talking to meeee!
Logicallylo:
As you wish.
Pattonhead:
YAYY! :D
Pattonhead:
What’re you reading?
Logicallylo:
Rebel Rising, by Beth Revis. I had a desire to learn more about Jyn Erso, and this is about her backstory.
Pattonhead:
Ooh, sounds fun!
Logicallylo:
It is, although I find it interesting how Jyn had a boyfriend before Rogue One, and the reason why she is captured by the Empire is somewhat unexpected.
Pattonhead:
Huh!
Logicallylo:
But enough about me, or about Jyn. What about you? How is Khoshekh?
Pattonhead:
Adorable as ever!
Pattonhead:
[image]
Logicallylo:
You speak no falsehoods about that. Khoshekh is, indeed, adorable.
Logicallylo:
However, you are even more so.
Pattonhead:
Awwwwww, Lo, you’re makin’ me blush!
Pattonhead:
[image]
Logicallylo:
The evidence you have just sent has only strengthened my case. You are incredible, Patton. You make people feel, despite their original hesitance. You love so much, and are so many wonderful things.
Logicallylo:
I haven’t the words to describe how I’m feeling. Emotions were never my forte.
Logicallylo:
However, you… you are incredibly good at forcing me to feel things, and at making me like it.
Pattonhead:
I
Pattonhead:
I just don’t know what to say?
Pattonhead:
I love you too, Logan. Always.
Logicallylo:
I
Logicallylo:
That
Logicallylo:
You said you didn’t know what to say. But that was perfect. It was absolutely, positively perfect.
Logicallylo:
I have no words.
Pattonhead:
I can give you some of mine?
Logicallylo:
I’m not entirely sure that’s how it works.
Pattonhead:
I’m not entirely sure that I care.
Logicallylo:
I feel as though you should probably care about that.
Pattonhead:
I do, I just care about you more <3
Logicallylo:
ajdkskndjdjs
Pattonhead:
Did you just
Pattonhead:
Did you just keysmash???
Logicallylo:
Umm.
Logicallylo:
If I said no would you believe me?
Pattonhead:
YOU DID!
Logicallylo:
Oy vey.
Pattonhead:
Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me <3
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Anxiousanxietyart:
help me roman i’ve been laughing at this for like 5 hours
Anxiousanxietyart:
https://youtu.be/JMV3lRrduf0
Anxiousanxietyart:
i’m just watching it on repeat and dying
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
AND THAT WAS THE FRIEND
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
NOW TELL ME
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
E N D
Anxiousanxietyart:
this is true art right here
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Yes indeed.
———————
Anxiousanxietyart posted 6 photos:
i’ve been attempting some photography, and here’s some of my and pat’s favorites. he’s the one who talked me into posting these. if you hate them, blame him.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
HATE them? H A T E them? H A T E T H E M ? !
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
I L O V E T H E M ! ! !
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
oh.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
thank… you?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
I do not say these things lightly, Virgil. You have real talent, my love!
Pattonhead replied:
I told you, kiddo! Your photos are amazing!
Logicallylo replied:
They are indeed absolutely fantastic, Virgil. Well done. You have a true eye for photography.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
i
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
i don’t know what to say?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
No words needed.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
Only more pictures, if you please! I haven’t seen true beauty since I saw your selfie (or maybe my mirror image), and your photography is truly stunning! Almost as stunning as you!
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
ajkfmfjfhgnzkdjfm
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
take my photos and g o
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
Amazing!
Pattonhead replied:
What’d I tell you, kiddo? You’re great at this!
Logicallylo replied:
Spectacular. Simply spectacular.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
here’s some more, i guess
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
I haven’t the words to describe just how talented you are, love.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
wow. i never would have thought anyone would like these? thanks, guys
Pattonhead replied:
No need to thank us! You’re the one who took the photos, Virge.
Veertrash71 replied:
wHOA ANX HAS TALENT???
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Pattonhead:
Hey kiddo!
Pattonhead:
I’m proud of you.
Anxiousanxietyart:
why?
Pattonhead:
For opening up, and showing your pictures even though you didn’t know how they would be received. I knew you were nervous, but you handled it like a champ.
Anxiousanxietyart:
i
Anxiousanxietyart:
thanks, pat. love you.
Pattonhead:
Love you too, kiddo. Wanna draw and listen to music?
Anxiousanxietyart:
gosh yes.
———————
Anxiousanxietyart posted a photo:
a bunch of sketches and an actual decent fanart i made. i just really wanted to draw xaer more. zey are really fun to draw.
Pattonhead replied:
Nice job!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
You have quite a lot of talent!
Logicallylo replied:
Well done, Virgil.
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Loooogannnnn helpppp
Logicallylo:
What is it?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
It’s just
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Virgil’s so good at so many things
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
And he’s really nice and sweet and amazing
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
And I love him so much
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
But he doesn’t realize how talented he is?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
And I wanna tell him and help him but I don’t know hoooowwww
Logicallylo:
Roman.
Logicallylo:
You are helping him already. By being there and letting him know you’re there for him, you have already done more than you know.
Logicallylo:
As for letting him realize his worth, just keep doing what you’re already doing. The two of you have a great support system, and you both know how good at so many things the other is.
Logicallylo:
But both of you are oblivious to how amazing both of you are, and neither of you see how the other isn’t superior to you. You both are equally talented in different areas.
Logicallylo:
That is how the world works, Roman. You need to let him realize how talented he is on his own, but help him in any way you can. Don’t rush it. One thing at a time.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
...wow. Thanks, Lo.
Logicallylo:
You’re welcome, Ro. Now go get that boy. Again.
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Logicallylo:
I should get paid for my matchmaking skills.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Hey Virge?
Anxiousanxietyart:
what is it ro?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I just
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You’re really amazing, you know that?
Anxiousanxietyart:
no, i’m really not, but thanks.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
No, seriously. You’re super talented and great at so many things and I feel like you don’t know that enough.
Anxiousanxietyart:
i
Anxiousanxietyart:
i don’t know what to say. thanks, roman.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You’re welcome.
Anxiousanxietyart:
why are you saying these things, if i may ask?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I just
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Just felt like you needed to know this.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Love you, Virgil.
Anxiousanxietyart:
love you too.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces posted:
@logicallylo and I will not be here for about a week? There’s a family gathering for a cousin’s bat mitzvah in another state, and we won’t be able to be on for a while. There shall be a surprise when I return, however! ;) See you soon!
Pattonhead replied:
Awwww, we’ll miss you!!!!!!! Have fun!!!!!
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
goodbye, ro. stay safe, and tell me when you get back.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
I shall miss you very much, my love.
Pattonhead replied:
You can’t really see him because we’re texting, but Virge is blushing like a tomato and I felt it important that you know :)
Pattonhead replied:
[image]
Pattonhead replied:
See?
Logicallylo replied:
Oh my gosh I love you.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
this is complete and utter betrayal?!?!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
aaaAAAAWWWWW! Baabeeeeee, you have a crush on me?!
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
we’re dating, andy
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
that was an easy one, it doesn’t count!
Pattonhead replied:
Oh my gosh you totally have a crush on him!!!
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
if i’m being made fun of, it totally counts.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
We’re not making fun of you! It’s just adorable, that’s all!
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
[image]
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
This face can make many a man swoon ;)
Logicallylo replied:
If it helps, his cheeks are a bit flushed as well. You can see in the image.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
Wow thanks Lo?? Honestly why would you point that out???
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
that doesn’t help??????? it’s only worse now?????? you are e v i l
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
Chaotic good, love. We’ve discussed this?
Logicallylo replied:
Lawful neutral myself.
Pattonhead replied:
Neutral good! :D
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
chaotic neutral.
Logicallylo replied:
Somehow, the fact that I am the only lawful one makes sense…
———————
Pattonhead:
Viiiiiiiiirgiiilllllll
Anxiousanxietyart:
yes?
Pattonhead:
I miss Logannnnn
Anxiousanxietyart:
i know. i miss roman too.
Pattonhead:
I just wish they were here, y’kno?
Anxiousanxietyart:
yeah. i know.
Anxiousanxietyart:
wanna have a game night?
Pattonhead:
Anytime, kiddo :)
———————
Pattonhead:
I’m going to the store, want anything?
Anxiousanxietyart:
a soul
Pattonhead:
...kiddo, I have 5 dollars
Anxiousanxietyart:
what were you gonna buy with 5 dollars?
Pattonhead:
Chips.
Anxiousanxietyart:
chips… don’t cost 5 dollars…
Pattonhead:
...chips.
Anxiousanxietyart:
i’ll be there in a sec
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces posted:
I AM HERE, I AM QUEER, AND I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY QUEST! Did you miss me?
(oh, and @logicallylo ‘s here too)
Pattonhead replied:
LOGAN!!!!!!!!!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUUUCHHHHHH
Logicallylo replied:
I missed you too, Patton. A lot.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
hey, ro.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
VIIIIIIIRGILLLLLL!!! Did you miss me?
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
no.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
?!?!
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
i’m kidding! yeah, missed you.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
Missed you too, my cruel and heartless love.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
i’m not cruel and heartless.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
I know that you are anything but.
———————
Anxiousanxietyart:
facetime me?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Of course, my dear Virgil.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces posted a video:
In celebration of returning from a week-long hiatus, here’s a video of me singing! I chose A Whole New World because it’s Disney and it won the wheel spin of fun songs to sing haha! Enjoy!
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
i
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
i’m dead. you’ve killed me.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
Haha thanks babe
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
you? just? keep murdering me? in cold blood? honestly
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
It’s what I do best ;)
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Ughhhhhhhh help meeeeeee
Anxiousanxietyart:
what’s happening? You ok?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Just having a bad day…
Anxiousanxietyart:
wanna talk about it?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Just have writers block and no play rehearsal because I got the most HORRENDOUS cold and Logan is out doing things and I’m alone and in pain and bored and these few days before the new Starbound are always the most terrible and I’m just uuuughhhhhh
Anxiousanxietyart:
i’m sorry, ro. anything i can do to help?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Just being here is amazing, thanks <3
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Also wanna have a Harry Potter marathon with me?
Anxiousanxietyart:
how could i refuse?
Anxiousanxietyart:
facetime?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I don’t really feel like my normal magnificent Princey self…
Anxiousanxietyart:
i’m pretty sure that you could never be anything near less than godly in looks.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
aww, thanks
Anxiousanxietyart:
besides, i see worse every time i look in a mirror.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
nO BABE
Anxiousanxietyart:
kidding, i had to say that, i’ll call you
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Thanks for binge watching Harry Potter with me, Virge. I owe you one.
Anxiousanxietyart:
no problem, love.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Oh my gooooshhhhh
Anxiousanxietyart:
did i do something wrong?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
NO
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
HEAVENS NO
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I’m just
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Aaaaaaaaahhhhh
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
you killed me
Anxiousanxietyart:
oh my gosh
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
I’m deaded
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Slain
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
By my own boyfriend
Anxiousanxietyart:
you’re so lucky i love you
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Aodkdjdakkdkslskdjdk
Anxiousanxietyart:
:)
———————
Pattonhead posted:
TODAYTODAYTODAAAYYYY!!! :D
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
wow, I wonder if he’s excited
Logicallylo replied:
Of course he is, Virgil. It is rather obvious. I’d have thought you’d have noticed. No need to wonder.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
sarcastic.
Logicallylo replied:
Ah. Very well.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
Thou art a bunch of liars! All of you are most excited as well, I know this with absolute certanity!
Logicallylo replied:
Certainty, and falsehood. I am not excited. I have no emotions.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
I saw you dance in your room earlier. Don’t lie.
Logicallylo replied:
Falsehood. That was you. I saw you.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
i never said i wasn’t excited. only a fool wouldn’t be.
Logicallylo replied:
...I suppose I shall concede a point to you. I do feel an adequate amount of excitement to read the newest book of Starbound.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
yeeEEEESSSSSS!
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
woo.
Logicallylo replied:
Are you satisfied?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces replied:
I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
god i hope you’re satisfieeeddd
Pattonhead replied:
AAAAAAAAAA VIRGE TIME TO GO GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
coming.
———————
Logan walked into the crowded bookstore with low expectations, if any.
Roman had, of course, come down with a cold, but nothing was going to stop him from running down to the bookstore himself if Logan didn't go and get them both copies of Starbound: Awaken, so here he was. Alone. In a social setting.
Why was he here again?
Ugh, there was a line. He walked over to stand in it. While waiting, he pulled out his phone to check Tumblr. Roman was complaining on the dash about being sick, Virgil was retaliating with sass, and Patton was being cute with puppy and kitten photos and energy in the corner. Logan held back a laugh. He really loved his friends.
He turned off his phone and surveyed the people around him. There were kids with parents dressed up as Peri and Xaer and Vect and all the other characters, making Logan smile a little. One confused adult was dressed as Luke Skywalker, which made him sigh a little. Honestly.
He made his way to the front of the line, purchased two copies of the book, and began making his way towards the exit. The smell of new books was particularly strong in this bookstore, and Logan stopped to stand and enjoy it a while. He was about to continue walking when he could have sworn he heard the most familiar voice.
"C'mon, kiddo! Let’s get in line! Aaaa I'm so excited!"
"I can't tell at all..."
Logan's head swiveled around 180 degrees like R2-D2's. Standing there was a pair that looked too good to be true. There was no way Patton and Virgil could possibly be here. It just wasn't logical. And yet, a purple-hoodie-clad back and another with a blue shirt and gray cat hoodie tied around his shoulders were standing there, chatting animatedly.
"No way in Crofters," he muttered to himself, staring at the two. And yet, there must have been a way in Crofters, as they were there, weren't they?
He was debating the pros and cons of approaching them (Venn diagram and all) when Roman called. He took that as a sign to leave, but made a mental note of this day.
Logan had a lot to think about.
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
How about them Starbound?
Anxiousanxietyart:
it was very good.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
GOOD?! It was INFURIATINGLY AMAZING! SPECTACULAR!
Anxiousanxietyart:
good.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Oy vey. You’re lucky I love you.
Anxiousanxietyart:
ahsidjsndhshhsidiska
Anxiousanxietyart:
why.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
You know you love iiiittttt :)
Anxiousanxietyart:
i know nothing except hatred.
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
As Logan would say,
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
FALSEHOOD!
Anxiousanxietyart:
how often does he say that?
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
More than you could possibly know.
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Starbound-Big-Bang posted:
Friendly reminder that you have one more week before posting time! Authors: You must have your fanfics done and above the word limit. Artists: You must have your drawings/projects done and ready for posting.
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
gUESS WHO TOTALLY FINISHED HIS FINAL DRAFT?!
Anxiousanxietyart:
oh congrats! i’ll read it in a sec
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
———————
Anxiousanxietyart:
it’s very good, congrats
Disneynbroadwaynprinces:
Aww thanks! Call me?
Anxiousanxietyart:
of course
———————
Disneynbroadwaynprinces posted:
Only 3 days ‘til Showtime!
Pattonhead replied:
Break a leg, kiddo! :D
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
what pat said. you got this, ro.
Logicallylo replied:
Fracture a femur.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
????
Logicallylo replied:
It WAS break a leg, but I improved it.
Anxiousanxietyart replied:
...never say that again.
———————
Logicallylo:
Virgil, may I have a word?
Anxiousanxietyart:
what is it?
Logicallylo:
You are aware that Roman is to do the thing where he makes a fool of himself in front of others while pretending to not be himself?
Anxiousanxietyart:
...you mean acting?
Logicallylo:
Yes, that is what I said.
Anxiousanxietyart:
how could I not know?
Logicallylo:
And are you aware that I believe that we do not live too far away from each other?
Anxiousanxietyart:
...how would you know that?
Logicallylo:
I… may have seen you and Patton at the bookstore…
Anxiousanxietyart:
WHAT
Logicallylo:
On the day Starbound: Awaken released.
Anxiousanxietyart:
which bookstore?!
Logicallylo:
Formerly a Bruegger's Bagels
Anxiousanxietyart:
and you were going to tell me WHEN?!
Logicallylo:
It slipped my mind.
Anxiousanxietyart:
it. slipped. your. mind.
Logicallylo:
I wasn’t positive it was you.
Anxiousanxietyart:
why didn’t you SAY anything?!
Logicallylo:
You left before I could approach you.
Anxiousanxietyart:
and how did you conclude that we don’t live too far away from each other?
Logicallylo:
Roman and I live only a block away from the bookstore, and you and Patton appear to have walked. You are too lazy to have walked more than a mile, even with Patton’s puppy eyes as a factor, as well as the fact that it’s the newest Starbound. Hence, not too far.
Anxiousanxietyart:
...i could have been visiting from australia. i could have wanted some exercise for once. heck, i could be a serial killer. i know where you live now!
Logicallylo:
You didn’t have an Australian accent, we are in the same time zone anyway, I don’t think that’s likely, and I highly doubt you’re a serial killer, as we’ve known each other for too long and too well. Also, you don’t know exactly where I live, as I didn’t give you the address.
Anxiousanxietyart:
...logical, as always.
Logicallylo:
Of course. Necktie.
Anxiousanxietyart:
what were you going to ask me?
Logicallylo:
Virgil, Roman has his play in a week. It is at the school auditorium.
Anxiousanxietyart:
…no.
Logicallylo:
Whyever not?
Anxiousanxietyart:
…
Anxiousanxietyart:
i’m just anxious
Logicallylo:
This is not news to me. You are always anxious.
Anxiousanxietyart:
...yes, but
Logicallylo:
Your name is AnxiousAnxiety.
Logicallylo:
There is an “art” in there as well, but it is not beneficial or necessary to the point I am attempting to make.
Anxiousanxietyart:
yes, but
Logicallylo:
So why won’t you come to see Roman preform?
Anxiousanxietyart:
it’s just…
Logicallylo:
You can tell me.
Anxiousanxietyart:
i’ve known him for 5 months, and we’ve only ever talked here or on the phone. the thought of meeting him in person, it just…
Logicallylo:
It seems daunting. Final. Real. I know.
Anxiousanxietyart:
yeah, exactly.
Logicallylo:
You don’t have to come. It would be fine if you didn’t. However, for Roman’s sake and yours, please consider it.
Anxiousanxietyart:
…
Logicallylo:
Just consider. That’s all I ask.
Anxiousanxietyart:
alright. but if i die, i’m blaming you.
Logicallylo:
I wouldn’t expect you not to.
———————
Anxiousanxietyart:
Hey, ro.
Anxiousanxietyart:
so, today's the day. showtime.
Anxiousanxietyart:
i know you won't be able to read this until later, because you're backstage preparing and all, but i wanted to tell you
Anxiousanxietyart:
break a leg, ro.
Anxiousanxietyart:
i know as well as you that you'll do amazing, and you will rock this show, you hear? you'll blow us all away with your splendor.
Anxiousanxietyart:
you always were too much for anyone, and you're so energetic and alive, and i
Anxiousanxietyart:
i just really love you.
Anxiousanxietyart:
i had to tell you that before the show started.
Anxiousanxietyart:
break a leg. you'll be amazing.
Anxiousanxietyart:
you truly are a star.
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The theater was dim, as one would expect.
It was packed, as one would not.
At least not from a 7-person show in the auditorium of a school that was only available for this one night. There were plenty of seats, and there was an actual stage with actual curtains obscuring it, which was honestly all it really needed to set the theatre mood, at least in Virgil's opinion.
He and Patton were roaming the isles, looking for a person they'd never actually spoken to in real life, in the same place, not on the phone. The murmur of hundreds of whispers at once was somehow almost deafening. It was certainly overwhelming, whatever else it was, and if was all Virgil could do to keep calm.
‘it's okay, you've got this, you're only going to go see your boyfriend for the first time in the same room as him, no biggie,’ he thought. This did not calm him.
"C'mon, kiddo! You excited?" Patton was bouncing up and down on his toes, clutching his gift bag (containing two homemade plushies) with all his strength. No points for guessing if he was excited at all.
"Yeah..." Virgil brushed some stray violet strands of hair out of his eyes and sank further into his hoodie. Patton looked at him, concerned.
"You alright there, Virge?"
"Just anxious… More than usual, I mean."
Before Patton could respond, his phone rang. When he answered it (the ringtone was the Baby Bumblebee song; Pat had great ringtones for all his friends. Virgil's was the Little Einsteins theme song (why? no one knows.), and Roman's was I’ll Make a Man Out of You), his face lit up.
"Heya Lolo!" Patton listened intently for a few moments, during which Virgil could barely make out Logan's voice on the other end of the call.
"Mhmm... Uh huh... Okay... Alrightie!... Love you!... See ya in a sec!" Patton hung up and turned to Virgil.
"He's in Row G, Seats 7-9. C'mon!"
If Virgil wanted to turn and run out the door screaming, he couldn't have. Patton had him by the arm in an iron grip. There was no escape.
Patton tugged him at a run to the seats, which were full of people. However, Patton had eyes for only one person.
"Logan?"
A man turned, his glasses glinting in the light. His hair was blue in the dim light despite being black, the ends lighter and in need of a re-dyeing, and his expression, which had been neutral yet nervous, now sported a fond smile.
"Patton?"
Said boy ran and tackled Logan in a flying hug. Virgil was content to watch.
"LOGAN!!!!!!!!" Logan was unable to reply, his face being smushed into the shoulder of Patton.
"Mmph," he managed to get out.
Virgil felt like he was massively intruding on a private moment.
“Um, I’m just gonna go over there, away from here.”
Logan said something that might’ve been “You do that,” but also may have been “I like hat” or “potato fat”.
Virgil edged past them, giving Logan a sympathetic pat on the shoulder as he did so. He headed to his seat, and read over the program (it was a folded piece of paper with the show on the front and the cast list and people-who-helped list inside) in boredom. At one point he opened his phone and scrolled through Tumblr a bit, but he couldn’t concentrate. His nerves were up so high they’d breached the atmosphere and now couldn’t breathe because they didn’t have spacesuits.
He turned off his phone, sighing. There was nothing for him to do now but sit, wait, and check and double check and triple check that his bag was still there.
Minutes passed, and the lights did not dim, the chatter did not stop, and Logan and Patton had not returned. They were probably still catching up.
‘Or they’ve been kidnapped. Or they’re dead. Or they’re lost. Or they’ve abandoned you. Or they’re—’
“VIRGIL!”
Patton, hand in hand with Logan, was heading towards him. His freckled face was very flushed, his curly hair mussed up a little. He was waving, and almost pulling Logan behind him as he walked. Logan also appeared to be holding the gift bag Patton had given him.
“I’m baaaack!”
“I noticed.”
Logan looked a little sheepish. “Salutations, Virgil. Apologies for not greeting you earlier. I was, er, occupied.”
“No biggie,” replied Virgil, grinning. He then hugged Logan, who seemed to be a little more unaware of how these things went than he was.
They headed to their seats, chatting about life, the universe, and pie. Lots of pie.
“Pumpkin!”
“Chocolate is obviously the best!”
“No, pecan pie!”
“You’ve never even had pecan pie.”
“I know it’s good!”
“You’re allergic to nuts.”
“...it’s good!”
“Pumpkin is still the best.”
“Objectively, chocolate has the best taste.”
This discussion had been carrying on for a while when the lights finally dimmed. Virgil elbowed Logan (he wasn’t sitting next to him, but he would have rather been sucked into the dark, cold, unforgiving void than accidentally hurt Patton) to get him to stop ranting about chocolate pie and shut up.
“Shh! It’s starting!” He hissed. Patton and Logan instantly shut up, and soon, so did the rest of the theater.
There was a pause.
Then, the curtains opened.
The play began.
Virgil sat up anything-but-straight in his seat.
There, onstage, in real life for the first time, was Roman, as animated and alive as possible up in front of hundreds of people.
It was impossible to see the details of his face (beyond "beautiful") through the makeup and lighting, but it was unmistakably him. The energy was too alive and purely Roman to be anything but him. The hair was the precise shade of Roman's, the infectious grin was the same, the singing voice was obviously his. It was a judgement no one needed talent to make.
Also, Virgil knew this play. He knew who Roman was in this play. He couldn't NOT figure it out.
Whichever friend was playing Marvin started singing about being an idiot, but he wasn’t paying attention. He just kept staring at Roman, on the side, watching Marvin, still in character. Obviously. This was Roman. He had enough acting focus for all the people in this room, and then some.
When Roman actually stood up and started having an actual singing part in “Thrill of First Love,” Virgil nearly died.
"Shall we head out for chocolate?" Logan suggested.
Neither Patton nor Virgil was one to turn down chocolate.
They exited the theater, and were overwhelmed instantly by the crowds you only seem to find during intermission: every single one desiring candy, not enough time for everyone to be fortunate enough to get some.
It was quite overwhelming, and Virgil decided that Logan and Patton could be left alone for the sake of him getting a moment of relief.
"I'm going to hide over there, can you get me some MNMs?" He asked. “I’m just gonna get away from people for a little bit.”
Patton nodded, and Virgil took that as his cue to leave.
He walked away, dodging crowds and clumps of clustered humans, huddled together so as not to lose each other. He did his best to avoid contact with them; fleeting touches were hard to deal with emotionally. He managed to make it to the bathroom, where he figured he could be alone for a few moments.
Virgil stepped into the bathroom, and collided with a blur of a person.
“Oh, pardon me!”
“It was my fault.”
Virgil separated himself from the stranger, and made it a full 5 seconds before halting.
“...wait...”
He spun around at the same time as the “stranger”. His green-brown eyes were wide with surprise and recognition.
“Roman?”
“Virgil?”
“Oh my gosh it’s you!” Virgil exclaimed, eyes widening even more than he’d thought possible. Roman ran at him and wrapped him in a huge hug. Virgil hugged back, burying his head in Roman’s shoulder as he did his very best to hold back tears.
He was not prepared for this.
When they finally separated, they each kept their hands on the other’s shoulders, not ever wanting to let go of each other, even for a moment. They just looked at each other for a full one minute, not sure what to say.
“You’re still in costume,” Virgil said.
“You’re still wearing that same hoodie you always are,” said Roman, and hearing his voice and touching him and seeing him talk and him being right there, right now was just too much.
“Please tell me I’m not the only one on the verge of tears here, because if I’m the only one crying, it will be really bad.”
“Are you kidding?” Roman laughed. “If I smudge my stage makeup, I’m gonna be really upset, and so will everyone else in this gosh darn ding dang show, but they’ll just have to deal with it because I just saw my gosh darn ding dang boyfriend for the first time, in real life, so heck yeah I’m gonna cry!”
“Oh thank goodness you’re gonna cry too, I’m gonna return to Logan and Patton with smudged eyeliner and they’re gonna be so confused.”
They both laughed, wiping at their eyes. When they finally calmed down, they just kind of stared at each other some more, drinking each other in.
Roman was the one to break the silence. “Oh, here!” He fished around in his pocket. “I accidentally put the eyeliner in my pocket instead of back in the makeup bag,” he explained. “Can’t do anything about the eyeshadow, but from your selfies, I’m pretty sure at least some havoc there is normal.”
Virgil snorted. “Alright. Eyeliner me up.”
Eyeliner him up Roman did. A few moments later and Virgil had wings so sharp they could cut a man.
“There!” Roman exclaimed when done. “Your makeup-strewn beautiful mess of a face is no longer makeup-strewn!”
“Wow, thanks.”
He suddenly realized that Roman had not pulled back, and was still very much in Virgil’s space bubble. Normally the space bubble was a holy, sacred space. This was not one of those times.
They were staring at each other. Virgil could see the flecks of gold in the depths of Roman’s eyes.
He was truly extraordinary.
Finally, Virgil had had enough, and pulled Roman in by the face. Their lips met with all the pent-up passion of many months of desire. He was filled with a kind of happiness and love he'd never even thought possible.
Inevitably, regretfully, they parted. Both faces were flushed. Cheeks were very red beneath white foundation (Virgil) and loads of stage makeup (Roman).
"Ah, shoot!" Roman cursed. "I must take my leave—I must be behind the stage by the time intermission is almost over. They only let us out for bathroom breaks, and even then time is tight. My apologies, Virgil."
"I get it, Ro. The show needs you." Part of Virgil wanted to scream 'but I want you to stay here with me!', but he couldn't make himself do it. Also, his brain was short-circuiting a little. He had kissed Roman. Roman had kissed him. His brain would never work right again.
"I shall see you in a bit, then!" Roman kissed his cheek quickly, and the space where his lips touched was suddenly the place where his blood wanted to be at this moment. "Or rather," continued Roman, "you'll see me." He winked.
"Uhh," Virgil said, very intelligently.
"See you later, alligator." Roman swished out of the room with a flourish he was certainly quite proud of.
"Uhh, crocodile."
He was ruined. Ruined.
When he got back to his friends (whose hair was not as neat as it once was, but if you thought Virgil was going to point that out, you also probably thought the Percy Jackson movies were good), any hope of them not noticing his slightly messed-up makeup was shattered.
"What happened to your face?" Patton asked.
"Um, so I think I just saw Roman."
Logan tilted his head. "How do you know?"
"I made out with him in the doorway to the bathroom."
Patton squealed. "Wait, really?!"
"Why and how would I make this up?!"
Patton made some more incoherent excited noises. Logan cleared his throat.
"You were sure it was him, correct?"
"Don't worry, I didn't kiss some random stranger. He was in costume too. And he looked exactly like Roman. And sounded like him. And talked like him."
"If it looks like a tomato, smells like a tomato, sounds like a tomato, it's an orange!" Patton said.
"That's... not how it goes..." Logan sighed. "You're lucky I love you."
Patton smiled and leaned his head on Logan's shoulder. "Love you too, honeybee."
"I feel like I'm intruding," said Virgil. "Should I maybe leave?"
That's when the lights dimmed again. Apparently not.
The curtains parted, and there stood Mendel, waiting to begin the second act.
“Homosexuals!”
Mendel was pointing at them. He was freaking pointing his little airplane guide things at them.
Did he know anything?
Mendel winked at them before continuing.
Curse you, Roman.
The rest of the show went quite smoothly (and bonus, Virgil learned just how attractive Roman was with sunglasses: very attractive indeed). By the end, Patton, the only one who didn't know what was coming (Virgil was a theatre nerd and Logan was the brother of another), was sobbing openly. Virgil was, for the first time, grateful for his earlier cry. It helped to hide the tears streaking down his face at the moment. Even Logan was trying to hide that he, too, had shed more than a single tear. Lo, you good ol' liar.
Roman’s voice was beautiful, as usual.
Even when what he was singing was heartbreaking.
Many tears were shed that night.
By the time the show was done, and the cast ran out for bows, there wasn’t a dry eye in sight. A roar of applause sounded around the theatre, and Virgil could feel his hands hurting from clapping so hard. One person stood up. Then another. A tidal wave of people rose to their feet, and Virgil was among them. He couldn’t have resisted if he wanted to.
In the spotlight, Roman seemed to thrive on the cheers and applause of the audience. He had never looked better, more comfortable in his own skin (which was ironic, because he was just acting).
He was, simply, stunning.
The journey from the theatre to the overcrowded hallway was a blur of wow. Logan and Patton were chatting (read: consoling Patton as he sobbed into Logan’s shoulder), but Virgil was in a daze and didn’t pay attention.
He certainly rectified that when he saw a specific, familiar grin and eyes like the prized jewels of power in some fantasy novel.
“ROMANNNNNN!!!!!” Patton ran and hugged Roman, then was confused when no one else joined him.
“Am I the only one?”
Logan cleared his throat. “I’ve known him long than any other combination of two people here have known each other.”
“And I just met him for the first time. Sorta kinda.” Virgil thought for a moment. “Is it the first time? Or not? How does this work?”
“You cannot fool me with the play I just starred in!” Roman smirked. “Oh, also, who knows? I certainly do not.”
“You know nothing.”
Roman let out an offended noise. “Rude!”
Virgil snorted. “What else is new?”
Roman looked him up and down slowly. “For once, the fact that you are actually here, in person.”
“What are you going to do with me now that I’m here?” Virgil asked.
He was answered with a smirk. “Well, first—”
“You’re going to accompany us to the nearest restaurant,” Logan interrupted, “where we will have a nice dinner, free of any icky romantic-type shenanigans. After that, you are free to do as you wish, without informing me about it, and certainly without me right here. Witnessing it. With my eyes. Which need bleach now.”
“Any romantic shenanigans?” Patton and Roman asked, for completely different reasons.
“Any. At all.”
“Pretty sure you don’t really think you can stop them…” Virgil pointed out.
Logan sighed. “I am aware. However, that will not prevent me from trying.”
“Fair enough.”
Roman raised his hand. “I vote Crunchy & Emerald!” He fingergunned at Virgil. “I hear the mac n cheese is excellent there.”
“Oy vey.” Despite his words, Virgil was smiling, and his tone was fond.
“Sounds good to me!” Patton nodded.
Logan shrugged. “Why not?”
Roman extended his arm to Virgil. It was a very olden-timey gesture. It was also adorable. “We never did finish that game of 20 questions, did we?”
Virgil grinned, taking his boyfriend’s arm. “That is indeed not something that we did.”
“I believe it’s your turn to ask a question.”
“Nah. Can you start?”
“I will gladly do that, love.”
“Shall we?”
“We shall.”
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Disneynbroadwaynprinces posted:
OF SEA AND SHORE
Summary: Xaer, heir to the mer kingdom, wished for more than a life of sitting (or hovering above) a throne. Vect, prince of the mainland, wanted adventure and exploration. Peri just wanted a nap in the seaweed.
Word count: 34716
Warnings: Drowning (or rather, almost-drowning), water, sharks, blood in said water, a gigantic octopus lady
A/N: At Last, posting time has arrived! I have waited anxiously for the time to come to share this with you, and now you can see for yourself! Art by my lovely boyfriend and partner for the Bang, @AnxiousAnxietyArt , is here! Enjoy!
It was all quiet under the cover of night and dark waters.
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Anxiousanxietyart posted a photo/photos:
here’s the art for the starbound big bang. My partner was @disneynbroadwaynprinces , and his fic can be found here.
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EPILOGUE
When Virgil went to ring the doorbell, he almost hesitated. For the first time since Roman and Logan had taken a trip 3 months ago to go see about 10 million musicals in New York and summer break ended, Virgil was going to see his boyfriend again. What if Roman didn't still love him? What if he was possessed? What if he got SQUIPped over the summer? What if—
Patton pushed the doorbell with enough enthusiasm and energy to power China for three years.
Okay then.
Virgil had just enough time to wonder why the doorbell was apparently the "Ma-na-ma-na" song from The Muppets (possibly from Patton messing with it) when the door opened and a very familiar voice yelled his name.
"VIRGIL!"
He was pulled into a tight embrace by his boyfriend. Virgil hugged Roman tight, ignoring the tears leaking past his eyelids. He was barely aware of Patton edging past him to greet Logan. You do that, Patton. I'll just stay right here.
"I missed you," Virgil whispered.
"I missed you too," replied Roman, dipping Virgil and kissing him passionately (like everything else he did). Any stray ends of thought that may have been there instantly vanished, gone into the void. There was only Roman, the reality of him, he who lives in fantasy. His chest filled with a jumble of emotions, and for once he didn't try to repress them.
When they finally broke apart, both were content to stand there, basking in the presence of each other. Neither wanted to break the silence.
"So, we watching this thing or not?" Virgil said finally. There would be plenty of time for saying all that needed to be said, doing all that needed to be done, all of that later.
"Not so fast, mister." Roman looked stern, but also like he wanted to laugh. "Where's that art you promised me?"
"Aren't I art enough?" Virgil joked.
"Well, yes, but a promise is a promise! Fulfill your oath, or you shall feel my wrath!"
"Spicy."
"What??"
"Nothing." Virgil reached into his bag and brought out a piece of paper that had been looked at many times over the course of the last month.
Roman stared at it. It was an image of the day the two had met the first time, Roman onstage, in his costume, radiant. He was utterly spectacular. In the spotlight, he seemed to glow.
“I—Virgil, this is…”
“Full of mistakes and terrible line art, yes, I know.”
“Shut up!” Roman’s face was very, very red. Normally, Virgil would have teased him, but something stopped him. Maybe it was the expression on Roman’s face, maybe it was how he turned to look at Virgil, maybe it was the star struck look in his eyes, maybe it was—
Maybe it was the fact that Logan chose to speak up just then.
"Come over here, you horrifyingly sappy gays! It’s starting!" Logan was standing on the doorway, arms crossed as he looked at the pair. They jumped apart, surprised, the drawing fluttering to the floor. It landed face-up.
"Rude!" Roman yelled back.
Virgil placed his arm on Roman’s shoulder. “Come on. Let’s go join the others.”
Roman nodded. “Alright. Let’s go.”
They walked over to join a frantically-bouncing-up-and-down Patton on a couch with Logan, who looked extremely calm for the situation.
Roman settled himself on a comfortable armchair. Virgil perched on the armrest of said armchair.
"Why are you on the armrest?" Roman asked. “You're not an arm. You would be the blue lion, if anything. You’d be a leg. The leg of Voltron, but still a leg.”
Virgil rolled his eyes. "Because places that aren't meant to be sat on are always more comfortable than regular chairs. Duh."
“Oh, of course.”
Patton bounced even higher and faster, if that was possible. “Come on come on come ooooonnnnnn! Starbound is here!!!”
Logan stared at his boyfriend, placing a hand on his shoulder. “Did you happen to have any sugar within the last 24 hours?”
“...maybe…”
Virgil sighed. “I told you not to, Pat!”
“But there were MnMs! I had to have the MnMs!” Patton protested, not slowing down in his frantic movements.
Logan kissed his cheek. “Patton, I love you, but that was a very illogical decision.”
“I knoooowwwww, but MnMs!”
“There is only one way to resolve this conflict!” Roman declared. He ran into the other room, returning a minute later with a bag full of marshmallows.
“Ro, what the heckety heck are you doing?” Virgil asked.
“We must ALL eat excessive amounts of sugar in order to have Patton be less hyper by comparison!” He ripped open the bag and tossed a marshmallow into his mouth with ease.
Logan raised his hand. “That would be not only quite damaging to your health, but also illogical.” Logan walked over to Roman and stuck his hand into the marshmallow bag, grabbing a large handful.
“I cannot allow you and Virgil to consume this entire bag. It would be bad. Also, the fact that the amount of sugar in a few MnMs is quite different to the amount of sugar in marshmallows is quite different. To even it up more, we must all eat marshmallows.”
He stuffed the entire handful of gooey marshmallows into his face.
Well.
Virgil burst out laughing as Roman stood there, looking scandalized at the actions of Logan. “How dare?”
Patton made grabby hands. “Can I have some marshmallows?”
Logan grabbed one (prompting more protests from Roman) and gave it to his boyfriend. They all settled back down in their seats, prepared for what was coming.
Khoshekh ran into the room, meowing. He made a flying cat leap onto Virgil’s lap, purring contentedly. How he perched there when Virgil was sitting on the edge of a chair, no one knew. He was a cat. Cats make their own rules.
Logan, who was (after a unanimous decision) in control of the remote, set up the TV. A few minutes later, everything was up and running and ready.
Virgil put his arm around his boyfriend and cuddled him close. “Ironic, isn’t it?” He laughed softly. “This is what brought us all together.”
Roman leaned into Virgil’s touch. “Yeah. To think that we’re here now, it feels… right.” He kissed his boyfriend’s cheek.
Patton paused his bouncing long enough to nod excitedly in agreement and give Logan a long hug. Logan closed his eyes and attempted to kiss Patton, but by then he’d resumed his bouncing.
“I can’t believe Logan is dead,” Roman whispered in his ear.
Virgil shook his head. “Rip Logan. He will be missed.”
Logan the corpse leaned over to punch Roman’s shoulder. “Shut up.”
“Shutting up now, sir.” Roman smirked and pantomimed zipping his lips.
“Let’s watch this thing!” Patton exclaimed, making grabby hands for the remote. If Logan didn’t start it soon, he would do it himself.
Lo finally managed to kiss Patton’s cheek. “Alright, let us begin.”
He pressed play.
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AU Author! Bros Headcanons
There will be drabbles based on this AU.
Noctis
Writes primarily sci-fi and horror
Deadlines? Sorry, he doesn’t know the meaning of the word
When left to his own devices he will NOT turn things in before deadlines
“Noct, shouldn’t you be doing something right now?”
“No.”
Ignis will give him a glare for a solid minute before answering. “Your deadlines say otherwise.” He still won’t turn his writing in on time (agents hate him)
Getting him to edit and proofread is like pulling teeth
He can’t stand editing his work, so he leaves it to other people then addresses the issues they find
Writes for himself rather than others. He doesn’t like the idea of putting all this effort into something purely to please others
Retires early. Tbh couldn't be fucked to continue writing only to please other people
He’ll finish what he starts but when prompted to go further he most likely won’t
In fact, a suspenseful sci-fi novel of his became a best seller and his publisher requested a series, but he replied to their ecstatic email with a short one of his own:
“Publisher,
Nah, I’m good.
From, Noctis.”
Somehow the lack of a continuation made it more popular?
Secretly has another pen name under which he publishes love poems
Lost hundreds of great ideas because he couldn't be fucked to write them down
Either kills his protagonists or leaves them with ambiguous or unpleasant endings
Prompto
Everyone was surprised when Prompto became an author? Like? Since when did he write????
Turns out he’s pretty decent
Usually writes young adult fantasy novels and employs the help of the other bros for world building ideas (Iggy is the only helpful one)
“Noctnoctnoctnoct-”
“what?”
“Should the elves be light footed wise people or should they-”
“I dunno? Ask Specs, I got my own stuff to write ya know, my deadline was last week.”
Has a best selling series about an Elven teenager whose city was destroyed by sirens and is forced to become a siren hunter, only to realize the true villains were his own people. The teen then joins the sirens to nd the evil doings done by his people.
Keeps a writing blog open to update his readers on novels, so he’s a bit more well known and open to the public than the other bros
He always waits for the illusive “right idea” (it never comes btw)
He too struggles with deadlines, but unlike Noct he actually cares (worries way too much about the trouble his agents and editors would get into)
Procrastinates until he’s forced to pull all nighters and rush to meet deadlines. The other bros can always tell when he has a deadline from his frantic speech, the hoarding of Ignis’ Ebony (Iggy forgives him, he knows Prom can’t make the deadline without pulling all nighters), and the late night, hurried typing heard through the walls
Never happy with his work, but people seem to like it so eh???
Insanely excited at ideas and world building but oh damn does he struggle to get the ball rolling
Loves planning out worlds and characters but gets too intimidated by blank google docs (same)
Pressured easily but he surprisingly does well after having a minor breakdown form the pressure
Photographs and photoshops his own covers
Goes by Argentum as his author name, but anyone who follows his blog knows his full name
Scribbles down story ideas on his arm (still loses them)
Writes on his phone in the middle of the night when he can’t sleep
Ignis
His writing is surprisingly versatile, he likes to branch out and touch on many different genres
Sometimes dabbles in slowburn romances, though he also writes many nonfiction pieces (mainly articles)
DEADLINES ARE HIS LIFE. This man is on a schedule, he follows it to a T
He writes carefully and methodically
Often edits and re-edits his pieces before even thinking about submitting them
Originally famous for a bestselling romance book, but then the middle aged women reading his novel found out he released cookbooks, too
Is now more well known for his cookbooks, including his bestselling recipe book: Recipehs, From my Kitchen to Yours
His cookbook included a few pictures of Ignis cooking. The middle aged women only loved him more for his mature looks
Single handedly has more book signings than all the other bros put together
(gets hit on all the time at them)
Via angelic-guardienne: Ignis jots down some writings in the margins of his recipeh books or on a PC; he gets handcramps from how often he uses his hands so he often types to give them a little bit of a break
Gladio
Writes romance (sappy and kinky) under a woman’s name (in all seriousness his romance novels are amazing and deep, like wtf Gladio where you gettin this from omfg)
Under his own name he writes thoughtful, deep poetry that has given him a bit of a name in the circle of poets
Never ever does book signings, he doesn’t care much for the fame or meeting fans. He writes cause he enjoys it, nothing more
Seriously none if his readers know anything about Gladiolus as an author
The bros never know when he writes, in fact, they never see him writing either (but boi does he do it)
Gladio loves writing more than any of the bros, which is why his poetry is so insightful and deep.
He enjoys every single step, from the outlines to the rough drafts to the editing
Models as the love interests on the covers of his own romance novels (Fabio 2.0, folks!)
Only Ignis knows about gladio’s romance novels (Not even Iris knows). Iggy respects Gladio’s work; he lowkey loves the smut Gladio writes
Gladio once saw iris reading one of his kinkier books, “Of Bonds and Bindings”, and nearly had a heart attack
“You’re too young to be reading that.”
“Oh please, everyone my age reads these!”
He was torn between keeping his sister from reading such trash and keeping his romance novels a secret
He doesn't really know when his deadlines are but somehow gets his stuff done?
Normally he’s just as disciplined as Iggy with deadlines, but he considers writing as leisure, so he doesn't pay writing deadlines much mind
Suggested by angelic-guardienne : All of his writing is by hand. Many of the books he reads in the car are actually journals. Sometimes he’ll proofread them in the car, but it takes him a long time to transfer his writings from his journal to a PC (especially cause this man lowkey hates technology)
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Can you do some headcanons for Kakashi, Iruka, and Gai and if they started getting love notes from a secret admirer?
asdfghjkl you’re like the sweetest person ever!!! I love you!! 🍓 Also this is so me, you have no idea.
Hey guess who can’t write short stuff? It me. These always turn into headcanon-scenarios. But it’s not going under the cut, sorry! Please forgive misspellings and errors. I started watching Death Note on a whim while editing this.
KAKASHI, IRUKA AND GAI GETTING LOVE NOTES FROM AN ADMIRER
KAKASHI
I feel like Kakashi isn’t a stranger to randos fawning over him. Either they’re in awe because “it’s Kakashi, the Copy Ninja!”, or they somehow sneak a peek at him maskless, or they spend 30 seconds around him (let’s face it, he’s that cool) but he doesn’t think about it much because it’s all very shallow to him. He doesn’t like the attention and most people don’t know the “real Kakashi”, so he feels that most people’s idea of him is very false and inaccurate. His mindset is, “They love me for who they’ve made me out to be, but they would hate me for who I actually am.”
When Kakashi first finds a love note from a secret admirer, he’s not sure what to do about it. He’s gotten confessions of love before but he’s always ignored them because - as stated - they’re seemingly shallow and only confess to loving the person everyone thinks he is. But this letter seems different - it doesn’t gush about his abilities, or how sexy he is because of the air of mystery around him, or simply fangirl because he’s Kakashi of the Sharingan. The letter doesn’t try to explain away his issues (”I know you’re like this because of what happened, but …”) and it doesn’t come across as someone with a savior complex (”I know that if you let me, I can heal you with my love!”) so he’s pretty intrigued. Who is this person? How do they know him, and how have they managed to cut through all the nonsense the village praises him for?
It kind of scares him if this person seems to know a truer version of Kakashi. He’s afraid of being found out, afraid of people seeing he’s scared and weak and royally messed up. But he’s also drawn to this mysterious writer - how did they manage to see right through him? Does he know them? And he’s really curious depending on where he finds the letter. If it’s delivered to him through the post, he’ll figure it’s just someone who’s seen him on his walk home/has known him for a while and knows where he lives. If it’s given to him via a teammate or by the Hokage during a meeting, he’ll be kind of suspicious. (”How do they know who I’m working with? Is it … one of them?” Then he’ll study all the people he’s working with or that passes in and out of the Hokage building and see if any of their eyes linger a bit too long on him.) If he finds it in his book or his gear, he’ll be bound and determined to find out who it is because how the heck did they get into his stuff without him noticing?!
After a couple of notes (and failed attempts to figure out who it is), Kakashi has 2 tactics he goes for. The first is to enlist Pakkun and the rest of his ninken into sniffing out the culprit. He’ll give them the letters to pick up the scent and then send them off into the village. The ninken try to pick up clues in the note (if there is any perfume or lotions, or certain smells that’d only be present at a particular shop or area of Konoha - such as ramen or varnish or flowers). (But I imagine the letter writer is too scared about being discovered, so each and every letter smells different and the ninken can’t figure out who it is for the life of them. How many different perfumes and lotions does this person own? Do they write these at restaurants and cafes? “LISTEN KAKASHI, FIVE PEOPLE HAVE HANDLED THIS LETTER BEFORE YOU GOT IT, OKAY? THE ORIGINAL SCENT IS GONE. SO UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO CHASE DOWN THE MAILMAN LIKE SOME KIND OF COMMON DOG, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO FIGURE THIS OUT.”)
His other tactic is to leave his own notes where he’s found the love letters. If they’re in his stuff, he figures that the person will find his notes when they go to hide theirs. He’ll tuck some into his scroll pouches, pockets, in the pages of Icha Icha, wherever he found them. (But he’s kind of nervous about it and doesn’t want the person to miss his letter - so he’ll leave another piece of paper that says something like “Check front left pocket” or “Go to page 138”, asdghjkl Kakashi that defeats the purpose of “finding” the letter on your own!!)
If it’s delivered through the post, he’ll hand over his own letter to the mailman and say, “Give this to the person who sends me these notes.” (But that’s super vague and Kakashi gets a lot of mail from people - even though he hardly reads it, and it sits in a pile on his table - so the mailman is like “??? Sure??” and there’s a 100% chance it ends up going to someone like Kotetsu or Gai or even Tsunade and everyone is really confused and Kakashi is horrified because they’ve just read his love letter?!?!? It happened like once, and Kakashi is now so paranoid and embarrassed that he either stops this idea altogether or gives the mailman the most serious, deadpan look and says, “GIVE THIS TO THE PERSON WHO SENDS ME THESE *flips love note*, OKAY?”)
(Or he’ll write a note and give it to Lady Tsunade and just say, “This … goes to whoever’s been leaving me notes …” And she’s like, “Uh-huh … You know, you’d think with all of your capabilities, you’d have found out who it is by now.” And he’s like, “?? Wait, do YOU know?” And she’s like, “Hello? I give you these letters all the time; I sit in this office all day and see who comes in and out of the building from that window. For a guy who can copy every jutsu with his Sharingan, you sure aren’t all that observant. Maybe if you uncovered that half of your face for a while you’d be able to see who it is. But it’s none of my business …”)
Kakashi is basically just a huge dork and tries to play it cool but inside he’s freaking out because there’s somebody out there in the village who is leaving him love notes and it’s driving him insane because he DOESN’T KNOW WHO IT IS. He knows he tells a lot of people to “let things go”, but this is something he needs to know and he probably won’t stop until he finds his secret admirer. (And when he FINALLY finds them, he’s so flippin’ nervous he’ll mess things up and that once they spend time around him they’ll realize he’s a loser and give up, so he almost wishes he hadn’t figured it out.)
IRUKA
Iruka has had his fair share of women flirting with him. Usually single moms, aunts, or grannies of the kids in his class that show up during Parent-Teacher Conferences/school events (like graduation), but that’s about it. He is pretty oblivious with most of the flirting tactics the women employ, but a few of the more bolder ones make him a little nervous so he tries his best to brush them off. (”Dinner? Oh, aha ha ha … I’m sorry but I’m incredibly busy grading homework tonight … and for the rest of the week. But I’ll see you at the next Parent-Teacher Conference!”) What a dork. (He hates this memory, but half of his coworkers will randomly bring up the time a drunk obaasan was having a good time at one of the village’s summer festivals and followed him around all night, pinching his face, grabbing his butt, and playing with his ponytail. Genma volunteered him to “walk the poor woman home” at the end of the night and Iruka was horrified to find out how strong such a small and old woman was, because he had to basically fight her off when she tried to drag him inside. RIP.)
When Iruka first gets a love note from a secret admirer, his first thought is, “Oh, please don’t let it be a student.” He’s very likable and personable and more than one student has developed a crush on him. It’s always a little awkward for him but he does his best to discourage them and let them down gently. So when he reads the note and sees that the handwriting and the level of skill the writing took, he gives a huge sigh of relief because oh my gosh, it’s not a student, thank goodness. But now he has a new question - who IS it from? Another teacher? A parent? (Urck, he’s not sure how he feels about dating a student’s mom tbh.) Someone else? His list of suspects narrows depending on where he found it - in his desk drawer, hidden between a stack of ungraded homework assignments, or delivered to his classroom by a teacher’s aide.
The note makes him quite flustered, ngl. Whether it’s super articulate and poetic, or just a short and blunt note, he’s blushing like mad because someone out there took the time to write it and leave it for him to find. (For a moment he thinks it’s a mistake and it’s meant for another teacher but - nope! His name is on the front, it’s definitely for him. He also wonders if it’s a prank by his co-workers since they know how he feels about women flirting with him but something about this seems genuine.) He hides his note somewhere close - either on his person or in his bag - and thinks about it for the rest of the day until he can do some investigative work.
Iruka is, like, 10000x more per perceptive now and he pays attention to everything and everyone. He needs to know if his admirer left the note themselves, or if they had someone else drop it off. He’s almost suspicious of anyone who comes by his classroom and even briefly thinks that one of the kids was employed by their parent to hide the note in his desk. He has so many wild conspiracies running through his head, and he seems a bit like a madman. (Like … imagine the Pepe Silvia scene from It’s Always Sunny.) So anyway, he mostly watches intently and keeps track of who comes into his classroom, who has access to his papers, and who seems to be acting strange. (It drives him absolutely bonkers if he finds ANOTHER love note and didn’t even see anyone leave it!! How could he miss it?!)
People at the Academy notice how weird he’s acting and he finally breaks down and confesses to one or two close friends that he’s been trying to figure out who’s leaving him notes (he may or may not leave out the “love” part). They agree to help him figure it out, but they think this is really funny because of how stressed and flattered he is. Mostly they’re not much help because they end up delivering a few love letters to Iruka hidden between copies of assignments, shrug and say, “Oh I don’t know, I got this from so-and-so in the break room. Must’ve been stuck in there earlier.” They have their own suspicions but don’t say anything because it’s more fun to let him figure it out.
Finally Iruka is near his breaking point, so he ends up stalking around the Academy, practically harassing everyone there as he watches their every move. He hangs around the break room and copy room, watching with eagle eyes to see anyone shuffling love letters into his mailbox or papers. 90% of the teachers have no idea what’s going on, and the people who do know think it’s hilarious and terrifying.
Lord help the person Iruka catches hiding the love notes in his papers. He runs over to them, grabs the note, shoves it in their face, laughing hysterically as he says, “I CAUGHT YOU! FINALLY! IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME!” If the person he caught is only the delivery person for the secret admirer, they’d probably quit right then. (”Are you sure you like this guy? He’s so weird. You should’ve seen him when he saw me with your letter! I’m never doing that again!!”) They’d also straight up tell him, “Yeah, I left them for you but I didn’t write them. And I took a vow of silence so I can’t tell you who they’re from.” And after a lot of confusion and begging on Iruka’s part, the delivery person would give up and say, “OKAY. I can’t tell you who it is but if you write a letter, I can get it to them …” (Cue the fastest letter writing in the history of the world and Iruka frantically saying, “Here! Take it! Let me know what they say!”)
If it IS the secret admirer he’s caught, they’re probably horrified - especially since Iruka wasn’t very subtle and there were other people in the room with them … and now they’re all staring … and now they all know they were writing love notes … to Iruka … It’s so embarrassing omg. But once he’s calmed down, he’s blushing again because this is the person who was writing love notes to him oh my gosh they’re so cute !!! and he gets enough sense in him to talk to them in private and ask about the letters, and about themselves, and he’s still so confused why they like him but he’s happy he found them - and everyone else is happy too because HE FINALLY STOPPED FOLLOWING THEM AROUND AND WATCHING THEIR EVERY MOVE, THEY’RE FINALLY FREE!!! Iruka gets a little overzealous sometimes …
MAITO GAI
First reaction: crying about how youthful it is to receive love notes. Second reaction: a hearty chuckle of success because he realizes no one can resist the Green Beast of Konoha. Third reaction: he shoves the letter into Kakashi’s face and asks, “Did YOU receive such a youthful and lovely letter, filled to the brim with kind words and compliments, signed anonymously - too shy to reveal their true selves?! There is something so wonderful about the unsure confession of love by a secret admirer.” Everyone is in shock that not only does someone like Gai, but they’re actually writing him love notes.
Gai is probably the type to make an assumption about who wrote the letter, find himself around them, give a “knowing” laugh when they say/do something contradictory to liking him, wink, give a thumbs up and say, “Don’t worry about it … We both know the truth. There’s no need to be shy!” And they ?? have no idea ?? what he’s talking about ?? (Tenten looks on in secondhand embarrassment, trying to gingerly break the news, “Gai-sensei … I don’t think it was them …” Gai is confused because, no - he’s sure it’s them. Right? It’s obvious. They’re just shy! Gai they’re not shy, they’re wondering why the Green Beast of Konoha is trying to make the moves on them when they have done absolutely nothing to indicate that they’re interested.)
Rock Lee is just as invested in this as Gai because he thinks it’s so lovely; Neji is wondering who in the world would send a love note to his teacher; Tenten very surprised but also intrigued; they all end up helping Gai find his secret admirer because they’re all curious (and Gai definitely sees this as an opportunity to turn it into a training exercise in information gathering, stealth tactics, and teamwork - as well as trying to one-up Kakashi by proving that he too has hoards of fangirls). (”Gai-sensei, it was ONE note …”)
Gai’s secret admirer would have to be pretty creative and sneaky to get the notes to him if they didn’t want to get caught, especially now that he’s looking for them. They probably do something ridiculous like tie the note to a bird, set the bird off towards the training fields, train the bird to steal something/pester the genin or Gai until they can’t take it anymore so they’ll grab the bird and find the note (all the while the secret admirer watches from a distance as Gai reads the letter). Or they tack love letters on the trees all along the path Gai takes when he jogs in the morning, so that only he can find them. He is both in awe by their dedication, and really impressed because only he and Rock Lee get up that early to train - so this person knows his schedule pretty well. (Is it really a crush if you haven’t stalked them a little bit?)
Gai respects boundaries and he understands some people are more reserved about their feelings (he’s been friends with Kakashi since forever), so he won’t try to do anything to embarrass or publicly out his secret admirer. As stated above, he may get a little ahead of himself and start hinting towards someone that he knows it’s them - even if it’s not. But as soon as he understands that’s not the person, he backs off and apologizes, saying, “I’m sorry - I thought you were the person I’d been corresponding with.” (He doesn’t want so many other people to know this person has a crush on him - it’s not his secret to tell, so he tells little lies like that they’re a penpal or something.)
He isn’t super perturbed if he can’t immediately find this secret admirer. There are some moments when he clenches his fist in frustration because he just wants to meet them - but he also enjoys the surprise of finding a new letter for him on the training field, waiting for him at the counter of a weapons shop, or even slipped under the door of his apartment. (He cried once when he got a poem instead of a letter, and it compared his green jumpsuit to the “comforting forests outside the village”, his hair to “the blackest of starless skies, still aglow with the halo of a new moon” and his smile to “the most radiant beam of sunshine to warm the hearts” of those around him.) He saves all of these and keeps them where he can read them every day. The poems he tacks to his fridge door, and the very first one he received he keeps in his vest pocket.
Since this secret admirer knows Gai’s schedule pretty well, they’ve been watching him to make sure he doesn’t catch them leaving notes - and they’ve seen him mistakenly think a few other shinobi/civilians were writing the love notes. They can see that he isn’t turned off or weirded out by it all, so they gain some confidence and decide to reveal themselves. They show up to the training grounds at 4am (when Gai shows up to start his morning routine) and Gai is there alone, already training. He notices them right away but doesn’t say anything so he won’t scare them off. When they get close enough, he stops his training and looks at them, giving them a gentle smile. Nervously, they approach and shove a final letter at him. He reads it and then grins at them, “So it’s you. I’ve been waiting for you to show up. Would you like to take a walk?”
Gai totally walks them down the same path he jogs every day and he points at every tree that used to have a love note attached to it, recounts which note it was, and he’ll tell them his favorite part about the note, and when they get to the end of the walk he’ll pull out the very first letter he got so they could see he kept it “close to my heart, where it belongs!” And then, in a final act (with his genin watching from the bushes), Gai pulls out another piece of paper, unfolds it, and proudly starts reading a poem that HE wrote for his secret admirer. Rock Lee cries, Neji shakes his head seemingly in resignation (but he’s secretly happy for his teacher), and Tenten is honestly surprised at how talented Gai is (”Who knew he would write like that? Do you think he ever did a writing competition with Kakashi-sensei?” Don’t give him any ideas, Tenten). Of course, after all of this Gai would ask his secret admirer if they were okay with other people knowing who wrote the letters. If yes, then he’d proudly tell everyone so he could brag about their talent and their kindness. If not, then he’d quietly keep the letters to himself and when people asked about it, he’d just say he hadn’t figured it out yet but he would eventually. (Way too sweet, 10/10 best person ever.)
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Listen up, lovely shippers! :) We have decided to take the chance of a new year starting and naming a Staraccuseling of the Month each month of 2018! We will introduce them and some of their work to you, so you’ll know all the lovely folks who create content for you a little better! This is also meant to encourage all of you to engage with them, get to know their work, give them some feedback, and so on! So please, enjoy! This fandom would be nothing without these dedicated people!
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Introduce yourself, please! Who are you?
My name is Bonnie and I have a problem with fandom, especially the Marvel fandom and the characters within. I am not seeking treatment at the moment as I know that I can never leave. Also, I love animals and want to hug all of them (yes, all of them, even though I’d probably need some very thick armour to do so).
How and when did you get into the pairing?
“How” pretty much went like this:
@staubengel: Omg listen to this pairing idea, I’m going to ship it.
Me: Okay.
So that’s pretty much how it happened. :P Staubengel told me about her ideas for the pairing shortly after the first GotG came out. She told me some of the head canons she came up with about them that gave them so much more depth to what was portrayed on screen. Then she started writing fics and asked me to beta and with her writing and her passions about them they also became mine and I love her for it.
What made you stay in the fandom?
Honestly the people. We’re small, but we have fun together and while the pairing isn’t really on many people’s radar anymore, the people that are in the fandom is what keeps it going for me and my enjoyment of it.
What do you like about the pairing?
I’m a sucker for pairings that don’t usually ‘fit’ in a traditional sense, mainly the hero and the anti-hero (even though you can technically say Peter is an anti-hero as well). Peter and Ronan are so different in so many ways, but they fit together nicely when you get down to it. They kind of fill in the gaps of each other in both positive ways. I kind of think that Peter is the sunshine while Ronan is the rain and when you bring them together you get life and growth, so it’s kind of like a metaphor that these two can really be opposite at so much, yet together they work.
It’s also really fun to have the fun, positive, and happy character matched with the more serious, grumpy, and grounded character because there’s so much comedy and fun/cool situations you can put them in. The banter can sometimes be hilarious.
What was your favourite part of GotG with them in it (not necessarily together)?
The whole movie? lol Honestly it’s hard to choose, really. I mean the dance off scene will forever be a top one of mine not only because they’re both in it, but when I first saw it in theatres there was this moment of utter disbelief that something like that was just happening. It was so absurd it was hilarious. It also showed a lighter moment of Ronan that isn’t really present within the movie and his character.
Do you like your Ronan redeemed or still a fun, blue zealot?
I like my Ronan redeemed in the eyes of Peter and slowly coming to terms with it himself. I don’t know if the Kree Empire can totally forgive him, but I like that road to redemption theme where he is opened up to the possibility that there’s much more than just Hala and the Kree. I think this opens up a lot more layers to Ronan rather than him being a big, fun, blue zealot. Now don’t get me wrong there are times where him being a big, fun, blue zealot works and I like it, but overall I want a Ronan who is ‘in transition’ and whose character is not strictly ruled by his people and hate for Xandar/enemies of the Empire. The movie Ronan was just very one dimensional and we only got that view of him as a Kree zealot, so I want to explore and find out more about him as a character.
What is your favourite kink/setting/trope/AU for this pairing?
Hnnnnnnnng. Well, aside from lots of fucking I’m a sucker for Ronan being this big toughie and then either slowly or quickly falling for Peter to his utter surprise. Then comes the angst of a) them getting together because Peter’s Terran and Ronan’s Kree, b) Ronan being a Kree zealot or former zealot, c) them finally letting themselves give in to each other and they have the sexy times followed by ‘oh no, I love him.’
I’m also partial to them being alone when this happens so that there’s no major outside influence to deter them from finding each others feelings for each other.
Kink wise I’m always here for Ronan being the dom and taking Peter whenever he pleases. Peter likes it like that but always knows how to push Ronan’s buttons to make him more aggressive and a bit rougher. I don’t want Peter to be a complete sub, but when it comes to Ronan some things are good have him as the dominant. ;)
Also, bondage helps because I’m always a complete slut for that.
What kind of content to you create within the fandom? Fanfics, fanart, edits, something else?
Fanfic and edits are my main go to as I have more confidence when producing them and sharing them with others.
What is your favourite self-made content you yourself have created for this fandom?
This is a bit hard because I really do love everything I’ve done and picking one feels like I’m betraying another, but I guess my current WIP “Guardianhood” is my fave at the moment. I’m also really proud of the first chapter which is basically just 6,000+ words of Peter giving Ronan a blow job and then Ronan getting Peter off.
Tell us a bit about it! How did you come up with the idea behind that content and how did you bring it to life?
Idea was a prompt between a few friends as a birthday gift for @staubengel. What spawned after that was me starting off with having Peter and Ronan married and on their honeymoon. I liked the idea of a more quiet setting for them and the start of their new life together. Plus they could fuck in peace without having anyone banging on their door or shouting lewed things at them… for now. ;)
What other fan(s) do you admire in the fandom?
@staubengel is pretty much the person to hold the standard to as she pretty much is the mother of the fandom. Her passion, love, dedication, and creative efforts towards this fandom are no less than astonishing to behold. Honestly without her this fandom wouldn’t have gotten off the ground or if it did then it wouldn’t have gotten to the level it did. When you have a passionate person for the content it’s easy to join in and enjoy it with them because they infect your ideas and headcanons in such a good way that you just can’t stop.
While there are other amazing people in this fandom, @staubengel is pretty much the one I always am in awe of at her caring, love, and attention to them/the fandom and the people in it.
What is your favourite content someone else has created for this fandom?
I honestly cannot just pick one, because there are so many great things people have drawn, written, and made. But the thing that really got me to love StarAccuser was the fic “Stuck With You” because not only had I the privilege to beta it, I got to talk with @staubengel, the author, and really delve deep into the characters of Peter and Ronan and what she wanted to bring to everyone. It was the first time I could see Ronan as this total 3D character rather than the more one dimensional that was in the movie.
Has the fandom affected your life in anyway?
Yes, it brought me closer to the friends I already had and brought me to new friends. I’ve met some amazing people because of this fandom. We’ve had a lot of laughs and lots of threats of never speaking to each other again because of things we come up with. We support and love each other and with that love and support I feel as if I’ve grown more as a fic writer and more confident to share what I’ve written.
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Fanmix: Star Aküse
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