They are besties <3
More troll Patton and Virgil.
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Bonus sketch:
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Sanders sides office au (Not the show just them working in a random office)
Logan's the CEO
Roman's Logan's personal assistant (he wants to be an actor but does this until he gets his break)
Virgil and Patton have regular office jobs (patton's kinda a personality hire)
Janus is the head of HR slowly losing his mind trying to prove Logan and Patton are secretly dating
Remy's the receptionist
Remus is the janitor
Roman is Logan's personal assistant but likes to go above and beyond and do stuff for everyone around the office like helping print patton's paper work or buying everyone coffee
Virgil hates Roman. His vibe is just off.
Roman and Remy are freimeies
Roman and Patton are work besties
Roman and Logan are friends from high school
Roman has full access to Logan's weekly planner and just adds stuff like 'Tuesday morning brunch with ro and pat' and 'don't go to Thursday's meeting the hot intern's not coming
But despite his slight mischief he's absolutely essential. At some point he leaves for a week with out warning because of a family emergency or something which would be fine, except Logan's become really quite dependent on Roman for almost everything even non work related things. So that whole week Logan's showing up late to work like "I couldn't decide what to have for breakfast and I spent so long deciding I missed my bus and didn't end up eating anything" and he's missing meetings and work lunches and being generally cranky cause he doesn't have time to buy himself coffee so he's exhausted and when roman finally comes back Logan storms up to him all angry and says "you've ruined me! I used to be so capable and now without you I'm a bumbling fool and Roman just laughs and claps him on the shoulder "like aw I love you to spark point"
Also Logan and Patton totally do have a secret relationship, they just make out in Logan's office with the blinds drawn
Remy barely ever shows up for work but when he does he's hung over and screaming into his phone gossiping
Logan's always trying to raise office moral with silly work lunches but eventually Patton just takes over cause Logan's awful at it and they start going to pottery barns and laser tag
Eventually Virgil and Roman do become friends and their hangouts mostly consist of going to waffle house at 2am and getting drunk in taco bell parking lots
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Virgil: You need to go outside and get some fresh air. It’ll be good for you.
Patton: I did! I went to the park today.
Virgil: Well that’s good. I hope you got something out of that.
Patton: *opening the front pocket of his hoodie* This duck.
Virgil: Patton, noooooo—
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virgil: you can’t get everyone to like you, you’re not patton.
janus: not everyone likes patton.
virgil: who doesn’t?
janus: i was just saying...
virgil: no, tell me who doesn’t. i need names.
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Patton : I made a marshmallow Virge, see? His arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallow sides for getting on his nerves! Do you like it?
Virgil, tearing up : It's fine.
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Art request!! Can I get a doodle of cottagecore Patton and Virgil? I think ur cool 💕
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Hey Pat! Vee kissed Roman!
Virgil: what did you people tell dad this time
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Another situation i thought of while coffee crashing and listening to music in my comically oversized headphones
Patton, barely entering Virgil’s room: Hey, kiddo. I hope you don’t mind if I borrow your headphones for a second? I’ll give them back if you need them while I’m using them.
Virgil: Awh, overstimulated again? Its fine you can have them. Do you need a hug too?
Patton: …yes please
Virgil: Awesome, let me put the playlist designed to calm me down.
And then Patton fell asleep with the headphones on while Virgil was hugging him tightly.
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