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Janus: I'm sorry, I sneezed and accidentally liked your post.
Logan: And commented "damn daddy" on all my pictures?
Janus: I have the flu.
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blackoutbugza · 13 hours
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sanders sides incorrect quote
remus: i bet you 50 bucks you can’t disturb me!
logan: 2014 was 10 years ago.
remus: (smile fades)
logan:
remus:
logan: (sliding his hand into remus’s pocket and taking out 50 dollars) i’ll just… i’ll just take this.
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quackkaz · 10 hours
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LORD IT HAS BEEN A WHILE HELLO PEOPLE
im back with more sanders sides meme images hiiiii
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more here!
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cr33p5 · 2 months
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this was funnier in my head
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logan-the-artist · 2 months
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i cant stop drawing incorrect quotes
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Patton: it’s April First!
Logan: no it isn’t
Patton: oh, I thought it was
Logan: April Fools
Logan: did I do that right?
Virgil: that was perfect, Lo
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Virgil: People who celebrate holidays based on numbers are annoying, pass it on.
Logan: Fuck you and happy Pi day everyone.
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takethesunnysideup · 21 days
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Virgil: Hey, you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?
Roman: Yeah, dude, I need me a T-R-E-A-T.
Remus: What’cha guys talking about?
Logan: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess-
Janus and Roman: No, no, no! Don’t say it.
Logan: Uh, why?
Virgil: Oh, god, how do we tell you this?
Roman: Remus can’t spell..
Logan: What?
Roman: He can’t spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn’t get too excited.
Logan: He’s a grown man, he can’t handle hearing the word treat?
Remus: Treat?
Janus: No.
Remus: Treat?
Janus: No.
Remus: Treat?
Janus: No.
Remus: Aww..
Logan: What’s happening?
Janus: He gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T.
Remus: What’cha talking about?
Roman: Taxes.
Remus: Aw, shucks.
Logan: What, you guys just treat him like a toddler??
Remus: Treat??
Roman: No treat!
Remus: Treat?
Roman: No treat!
Remus: Awww…
Virgil: Dude, you gotta spell if you talk about F-O-O-D.
Logan: Okay… so are we having a S-N-A-C-K?
Remus: Snack?!?!
Janus: Oh, dude, really??
Logan: Oh, come on, I spelled it!
Janus: Well, he knows how to spell snack.
Logan: So he can spell snack, but he can’t spell treat?
Remus: TREAT???
Roman: NO TREAT.
Remus: TREAT????
Roman: NO TREAT.
Remus: TREAT??
Roman: NO TREAT!
Remus: GOD DAMNIT!
Patton: Okay, he’s fussy, it’s time for a N-A-P.
Remus: Yeaaahhh :)
Logan: Remus, what does N-A-P spell??
Remus: Party.
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doggocake · 3 months
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·°A silly interaction°·+
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"Rawr!" >:] Logan sighed "For the last time Remus, Dinosaurs most definitely didn’t roar, they were more likely to have made a cooing type sound." Remus gave an evil grin "Rawrrr!" logan ". . ."
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emoprincey · 20 days
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Logan: How long have you been down there?
Orange: I've been in hiding for over 20 years now. Three years ago, I made the mistake of spending a whole night outside my safehouses. I was almost beaten to death by an angry emo.
Logan: That'll be our Virgil.
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blaze5681 · 1 month
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Things Sanders Sides Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt.2
Virgil: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Janus: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
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Roman: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Logan: I would say infinitesimally, ha.
Patton: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
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Thomas: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Patton: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Remus: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Patton:
Patton: *sobs*
Janus: You fucking scared him, you idiot.
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Remy: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Thomas:
Remy: Vroom vroom, come out already
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Roman: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…
Logan: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Patton: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…
Virgil: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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Logan: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?
Patton: Exercise more!
Remus: Set yourself on fire.
Virgil: There are two kinds of people.
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blackoutbugza · 29 days
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a pretty long incorrect quote today
logan, frustrated: all of the sides are so different! how on earth am i supposed to keep track of every single one of them?!
janus: it’s easy, use their differences to your advantage. for example: humor. hey, patton.
patton: yeah?
janus: why was six afraid of seven?
patton: why?
janus: because seven eight nine
patton: (laughs)
janus: hey remus.
remus: what?
janus: why was six afraid of seven?
remus: why?
janus: because seven was a registered six offender
remus: (laughs)
(logan taking notes in the background)
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puzzled-pegasus · 4 months
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I made a list of Sanders Sides as John Mulaney quotes a long time ago and forgot how Absolute Gold they are
Logan: 
"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die."
Roman: 
 "I need everybody, all day long, to like me SO MUCH."
"Everyone get out of my way, I just want to sit here and feed my birds."
"I never knew that relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. That's not really a joke, that's just a lil sweet thing I like to say."
Virgil:
"Do My Friends Hate Me, or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep?"
"I am thirty-five years old and I am still terrified of secondary locations."
"In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin."
Patton:
"My vibe is more like, 'hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you!'"
"Ooh, ducklings!"
"[My dog] is my best friend, I give her a million kisses a day, she does not like me and barks at me and bites me all day long."
Janus:
"And I said 'no,' you know, like a liar."
"You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair."
*imitating an old gay man* "you want me to do what?"
"No, that's okay. I was lying. It was a lie. To get drugs. You know, like a crime?"
"You can go very far in life if you pretend to know what you're doing."
Remus:
"SCATTER!"
"FUCK DA PO-LICE!"
"Because it's the one thing you can't replace."
"Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you."
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stifledcreativity · 11 days
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Remus, lying in a hospital bed: What happened?
Logan, holding a book: This should explain everything.
Remus: “A Farewell to Arms” *GASP* I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?!?
Logan: No, no, just the title, it’s-
Logan: There’s no way you’ve read that.
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logan-the-artist · 2 months
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trans logan because i say so
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