Y/n: *singing* 'Cause karma is my boyfriend...karma is a god...

Thor: *whispers to Loki* Why are you sharpening your dagger, brother?

Loki: I have to meet this new God Karma Y/n speaks of...*continues sharpening his dagger*

[saltburn characters + text posts]

Dean: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Soap: What?

Ghost: What?

Bucky: What?

Y/N: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

Leonardo: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, le Comte is walking in this room.

MC: *wheeze*

Vox : The day you left me was the day that I, DIED.

I tried to fix it by building myself back anew, but who I ended up becoming was a crude, fucked up copy of YOU. It's all you, it's always been you.. And it makes me MAD. It's not fair. It's not... Fuck. What am I saying?

Forget all that, I'm just- drunk, or whatever fuckin'- god just leave!! Get OUT!!! GET OUT OF HERE, AND GET OUT OF MY LIFE, ALRIGHT??! FUCK!!!! just- JUST GO!!!!!!!

Alastor : ....

Hangman: *buttoning Rooster's shirt*

Rooster: *makes eye contact*

Hangman:

Rooster:

Hangman:

Hangman: *starts unbuttoning the shirt*

Phoenix: WHOA WHOA wait until I leave

"sirius fell first but remus fell harder." IM SORRY??? WHAT??? SO YOURE TELLING ME THE SIRIUS WE KNOW??? WHO IS VERY DELICATE AND HAS MOMMY, DADDY, BROTHER ISSUES IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE??

dude, my man had trust issues at the craziest level. he was so afraid to open himself up to other people. he would cry his eyes out in the bathroom until they started to hurt him because he always thought that people would hurt or betray him and when james showed him that people can have pure intentions, he couldn't figure it out if he was telling the truth. there were two people in his mind, one wanted to believe james but the other did not.

he finally convinced himself that he can trust james but remus? he was just a friend. a very good, funny and naughty friend that he loves to be around but it was never more than that. it took such a long time for sirius to understand what he actually feels, to understand that his mind was desperately protecting him from getting hurt again all this time.

one evening he put his head down onto remus's shoulder to have a break and for the first time in his life he was feeling safe. not panicked, not careful, not alarmed. he didn't understand what it was but he loved it. he loved how remus made him feel. then he fell for him so badly that he created a new way of loving someone. while remus was in love with him the whole time.

Hear me out! As much as I'd love to see Ada getting some character development, I also would want to see her learning absolutely nothing and just switching from Prospero to Lenore, but being timider this time around...

Her slowly realizing that she might fancy Lenore and not being so sure whom to confide with her feelings... so she chose her roommate :D

Firstly, she wants to find out if Annabel is homophobic, so she starts with questions like "Do you think it's weird if a gal fancies other gals?" and other questions/comments of this sort. Annabel's intrigued, to say the least... Because just recently Ada's been head over heels for Prospero... what happened? But regardless, she decides to humour Ada and play along.

Ada's ecstatic! She gushes about her crush (she's smart enough not to mention to the only person she can be that vulnerable with that her crush is the other's mortal enemy) and poor Annabel has to suffer through it every time they're together in their room... Ada saying things: "The other time she was braiding my hair, I swear, I felt like my whole body was on fire! Do you think it's the sparks everyone's talking about? Do you think she might feel it too?... She didn't say much... maybe she's shy! What do you think, Annabel?", "And her eyes! I could drown in them...", "I'd love to hold her hands again... They're so gentle and soft...", "Oh! and her arms are SO strong... she makes me feel so safe" etc. **author's note: let's have a moment of silence for our poor Annabel here** but because it's her first (conscious) crush on a girl, she's intimidated and doesn't pursue it like with Prospero.

What she doesn't realize is that Annabel had noticed Ada's change in demeanour whenever Lenore and Morella enter the room or how her eyes keep darting towards the girls and how her steps get slower when they pass by the other two's room. It can't possibly be... thinks Annabel Ada's in love with Morella??? I mean it's not completely out of nowhere... she looks at daydreaming Ada hmm... but it CAN be beneficial for our plan... (and hilarious to watch)

Later that day, when Ada and Annabel are back in their room after the lights are out Annabel turns in her bed to look at the ceiling and says "I think you should make a move... on your mysterious girl..." There was a moment of silence, then Ada's said in a barely audible voice "You think so? But what if she rejects me? What if the whole school will know?... So much will change no matter what... and it won't be a change for good..." silence filled the room again "Annabel... I'm really scared... I don't think I can..." They lay in their beds in a dark room. Annabel thinks of her own experience with her sexuality, then says "I still think you should do that... And I'll be there so you won't be alone... Maybe you can start small? You can sit by her side at the lecture tomorrow... You can wear something nice, too. Then she will have something to compliment you and you can start talking more and getting to know each other..." Saying this memories start to flash in Annabel's mind. She recalled all the times she couldn't decide what to wear for her meeting with Lenore, how she used to wake up hoping Lenore will compliment her new hat or hair ornament. A small smile tugged on Annabel's lips and her chest filled with warmth at the thought of her beloved Pet. Then she hears "I... I will think about it. Thank you, Annabel. Goodnight."

The next day when they came back to their room to gather things for classes Ada approached Annabel and said "About what you said yesterday... I think I want to try..." to which Annabel responds with "That's wonderful, darling! Do you maybe want to wear something nice for your lady? I can help you choose." At those words, Ada's face beamed like thousand stars as she said "Really? You're the best Annabel, thank you!!!" and dived into the suitcase with all of her belongings trying to find something worth Lenore's attention. Upon finding an expensive looking necklace she turns towards waiting Annabel and blurted "Do you think Lenore will like this??"

Meantime in front of the classroom Lenore's talking with the misfits. Suddenly there's mysterious loud sound that got ever student startled.

Lenore *looking around, trying to locate the source of this sound*: What the- Did you guys hear that?!

Berenice: Yeah- What was that?

Eulalie: Weird... That sounded a lot like a scratched record...

** author's note: Alexa play "Dumb ways to die" **

SCOTT: "And you just went with him?? Dude, what is wrong with you!"

STILES: "He had a point, okay! And a gun—several guns."

[During Palpatine's murder trial]

Judge: you stand here accused of murdering Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine—

Fox: oh is THAT what this is about????? I totally thought this was about something completely different. Nah lmao that was totally me

Cody: [facepalm]

Fox: hey is now a bad time to mention he was like. A traitor feeding the separatists all their info????

Miguel: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Y/N: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Miguel, already taking off his clothes: God, Y/N, you’re so f**king stupid.

Percy: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Grover: You're a hazard to society.

Annabeth: And a coward, do 20!

Person A: “How long...”

Person B: “...Pardon?”

Person A: “How long have you been selling our information to (Person C)?”

Person B: “W- What are you talking about?! I haven’t-!”

Person A: “Cut the crap! I’ve known we had a leak for ages... I just wish you hadn’t gone and confirmed it was you.”

Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 7

Xipe Totec, curiously: If we put Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca in a room, who do you think will come out crying first?

Huitzilopochtli, deadpan: The room.

I'm taking a break.

You might see me talk with others or share works, but I myself won't publish any. I'm beyond exhausted.