everyones like "barty shouldn't have done what he did to mad-eye" BITCH, if someone killed my pookie wookie manwife unofficial boyfriend, id lock them up and pretend to be them for a year too
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marlene would take every opportunity to make ‘your mum’ jokes. ESPECIALLY to james.
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Yes my two favorite drivers are Charles F1 driver, musician, model, karting team owner, icecream shop owner, UN road safety ambassador, amateur footballer, ocassional padel player Leclerc and Max F1 driver Verstappen
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Those fairy tales without an end.
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I think people need to use Barty to explore the thin line between brilliance and insanity more.
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Evan: Remind me about why I like Barty again?
Regulus: Because you’re a gay idiot who’s type is their best friend who’s an annoying whore
Evan: Oh that’s why. Can I get a refund?
Regulus: In your fucking dreams
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James and Sirius would sometimes disappear for a few days and sometimes a whole week together, for 'bonding time' with barely any informations. They kiss their boyfriends goodbyes because they aren't animals but they have happened to suddenly leave as if they both got struck by the need at the same time.
Remus and Regulus never really complain about that co-dependence of theirs since they always come back in one piece, without dragging troubles, so they also take the time for themselves. Of course they miss them but they rarely leave for long so it's fine.
Apparently they do many different things during their 'bonding times' but they only discover the truth when Remus and Regulus decide to take a walk through Muggle London, chatting about books and joking that their boyfriends have anniversaries like couples, when they see James and Padfoot winning the first prize of Crufts, the largest dog competition in the world, on the TV of the cafe they stopped by.
Sirius and James first applied as a joke but they took it personnaly when Padfoot lost against some b*tch.
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Barty: Dorcas, my lovely little naive Dorcas, don’t date a gryffindor, don’t do that
Dorcas: Regulus is dating a gryffindor
Barty: Yes well Regulus belongs to a mental hospital
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NICO ROSBERG
yeah thats it i just feel like more people need to talk abt him
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happy late birthday prongs 🦌
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