…where in the world is Carmen Sandiego my will to live

come on?? no. Come off.

*deactivates your prostate*

oh man if i had a dni list it would be wild

like

dni if you take humour posted by strangers to the world as a personal attack on your values/being and must respond to defend your own honour, if you think that sexuality is inherently deviant, if you have a *problem* with deviant sexuality, if you consider yourself an expert on a concept you only first looked into since covid or only online, if you genuinely believe that any sex or gender is inferior to the alternatives, if you watch tiktok near me without headphones, are anti-nuclear power, wear polyester, buy food without reading the ingredients, think "gmo" is bad/dangerous, have strong opinions about what someone should be allowed to say or do based on immutable characteristics they had no say in having, don't like cats, get indignant when i say my favourite animal is dragon because "no i meant *real* animals", support declawing pets, find glee in others' suffering, flip your shit when your car gets a scratch or other minor damage, tell people you believe in their ability to overcome when they have expressed a boundary or barrier, think that children at different developmental milestones than you expect are "bad", treat people as less than you because they see things differently, actually think dni lists are ethically defensible, tell children being bullied that "violence is never the answer", judge people for being messy, think that dropping out equates with failure, or owe me an apology; i don't want it- go away and stay away and that will be your apology

anyway, that was pretty unhinged, back to your regularly scheduled unhinged posting

Rabbits

Some bonus art, I initially started making this in a totally different art style but changed my mind about halfway through lmao, here are the parts I finished

Duke: "So then Ra's went-"

Damian: "You know that's not grandfather's name right"

Duke: "Hm?"

Damian: "that's not his name it's a title, you're supposed to say the whole title, his name isn't 'Head'"

Duke:

Damian:

Duke: "She give me Ra's on my Ghul til I…"

Damian, sighing, unsheathing a sword: "Thomas, I know you will survive this, so I will not be holding back"

‘why would zuko do that’ he is sixteen years old. ‘i don’t understand zuko’ are you or have you been sixteen years old. ‘zuko just makes bad decisions’ he is sixteen years old. ‘zuko burned down kyoshi island’ he’s literally sixteen years old. ‘zuko kidnapped a twelve year old and dragged him through the snow for hours’ yeah sure but he was sixteen years old. ‘zuko hired an assassin to capture aang, and said assassin went rogue and attempted to kill everyone’ yeah well he’s not good at critical thinking. he’s sixteen years old

stupid college memes that i had to exorcise from my brain

o k capt Jack Sparrow, did Omega take your athleticism with her

Roomies

The original !

volo in the beginning of pla: SQUEEEEEEE OMG RUINS ARE SO COOL!!! (and i HATE arceus for not answering my prayers!!!!!!)

volo in the end: okay giratina, now hit the second tower

15: when i was a girl--

ruby: *has seen him in his club outfit & also very genuinely insist he would love to be named lulubelle* oh i thought it was gonna be the other way around

i also just want to point out the qsmp members' commitment to like never letting the inactive members die. like dantdm logged on twice and is canonically dead and everyone continues to blame mysterious happenstance on him. spreen is canonically dead and yet people are still like namedropping him even tho the house façade he built has been demolished and also probably consumed by a mountain. they meme on kameto who's barely been on except that time he was a fed spy that was iconic as hell. they just immortalize their members and they're always so happy to see old faces come back and it lowkey makes me emotional lmfaoo like missa barely logged on for a while but goddamn nobody forgot his name bc philza can't go one day without mentioning him and mariana barely logs on but every time fit saw the homeless mariana in roier's city no matter what he'd stop dead and tell it "come home" and when slime came back to the server for elections after having logged off for the last like two months everyone was still excited to meet him bc the others had kept his memories on the server fresh and alive, maxo died canonically in the nuke and pierre pasted his face all over the server, luzu vanished for months and we never forgot him either thanks to the computers and foolish's wack ass family tree. like when purgatory teams were chosen and team red constantly joked about how it would be so over for the other teams once germán logged on despite the fact that germán had only ever logged on ONCE, the way they cheered when they snatched rubius in the split of green despite the fact that rubius hadn't logged on more than twice since march. they just keep the names alive all the time and it's like

it just makes me really happy to see. like it makes me really happy. like the admin team and the members alike are like 'no way in HELL are we letting your memory go' like damn once ur on isla quesadilla you really are stuck as an islander forever :D

ha, i haven't had a freudian slip in years. Freud must be frotting at the mouth

I love the idea of teenage Malleus hating his new baby brother Silver but slowly falling for him

words cannot express how much I adore that Mal's reaction to seeing a human baby for the first time was "the fuck is this. why does it look like that. gross." (then he immediately got stuck on babysitting duty and the rest is history)

I am SUCH a sucker for that trope of "non-humans being fascinated by normal human behavior", so between that and all the delicious angst going on I was eating VERY well. >:) Malleus being so impressed that two-year-old Silver can walk, because it took him twenty years to stand on two legs! Lilia barging in on the Zigvolts at 2 AM being like "he won't stop crying what do I do"! Lilia trying to feed Silver rats and Malleus being like "...please just stick with what the books say to feed it"! it is all so. chef's kiss.

fox tweets (pt.2)

Expectation:

Reality:

Me thinking I’d want to be isekaied into Twst and then remembering I have social anxiety and a fear of confrontation 😭

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