#idk shower thoughts
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Duke: "So then Ra's went-"
Damian: "You know that's not grandfather's name right"
Duke: "Hm?"
Damian: "that's not his name it's a title, you're supposed to say the whole title, his name isn't 'Head'"
Duke:
Damian:
Duke: "She give me Ra's on my Ghul til I…"
Damian, sighing, unsheathing a sword: "Thomas, I know you will survive this, so I will not be holding back"
#batfam#duke thomas#damian wayne#bread talk#idk shower thoughts#duke: recounting a hugely tramatic story#also duke: hold up i need to make a tasteless joke here to the torment of those around me#fun fact this is based on a conversation with an arabic speaking friend whos not into dc#they got a lil heated about ra's al ghuls name#not bad heated i should clarify#sometimes u just gotta yell about things that have no consequence
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Macaque rented out an entire theater over multiple nights,
had someone employed to work concession,
and only performed to a crowd max of 5 people…all to make a point…
I don’t think the box office made its money’s worth
#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk macaque#idk shower thoughts#like how much money did they lose fr?#like does he HAVE money?#shadow money?
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I've seen a lot of AMAZING Rise!TMNT human AU's, but I haven't seen a lot where they kinda look like the Voice Actors that play them 🤔
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#save rottmnt#nickelodeon#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#tmnt fandom#I would draw them all being of Japanese decent#but like Mikey and Ralph are BlaSain because i would like to think they are more like their VA's/ Draxum may be African American as a human#probably#But i cant draw this because i cant draw 😀#adhd brain#Idk Shower Thoughts#Disregard the fact I misspelled Blasian
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Bill: hey pine tre- what are you doing?
Dipper: *looks at bill and starts violently eat Doritos
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what
I just want to owe a life debt to someone for something they did when we were kids and then when they're in mortal peril I show up and help them and they say, "It's you!" and I say, "It's me. Now come with me if you want to live." And then they follow me and I lead them to the rebellion's hideout where we're trying to take down an evil something or other and then we initiate them into the rebellion bc they know too much and they say, "I can't believe this is real" and I look them straight in the eyes and say, "Everything is real."
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Neither and both at the same time
The contradiction of a lifetime.
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When Gen Z starts poppin out law students the country’s legal system will end up in shambles
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mmm thoughts of private executioner!blade, who is high priestess!kafka's bodyguard. well, more like her guard dog, as many fearfully seem to think.
he is aloof and gruff and rough around the edges, his name capturing it perfectly. when in the eyes of the public he either keeps to himself or stands ready by kafka's side, but when out he lurks in the shadows ready and waiting to carry out her death orders.
you, yourself, haven't had very many pleasant encounters with him... if you can even call them that. that being said, you haven't had many pleasant encounters with anyone. notorious for your... less than pleasant disposition, for a lack of better words, you have more people who'd rather see you run through than those you can call a friend.
in a dog-eat-dog world, you had no choice but to protect yourself. that, however, ultimately became your demise.
"oh? so you're the one sent to kill me. can't say i'm all that surprised."
standing before you is the feared executioner. his sword is tucked inside the sheath attached to his hip, that ever-present dark swirl of an aura stifling the air. he doesn't say anything, instead opting to silently stare down at your slumped and worn-out form. you find that his gaze doesn't bother you; rather, it's oddly comforting knowing someone will see you in your last moments.
"i've never asked you for a favour before, so this will be my first and last request for you." in all honesty, you're not sure where this chattiness stems from. considering you're currently in a holding cell under the crime of attempted murder towards kafka (a poisoned wine you were most definitely framed for, though you can't say you were surprised) and are awaiting for your turn to be under the guillotine for your public execution, you probably should be a little desperate towards the private executioner in front of you.
and yet, your mind is nothing if not peaceful.
with a huff, you relay your request, "can you make sure it's quick? painless, preferably, but i'd rather you just get it over and done with."
silence blankets the cold chambers. moisture accumulated along the cobble ceiling drip in a steady rhythm, like a clock ticking away the seconds. it's unnerving, almost, how there is not a single sound other than your impending countdown.
"why?" comes his low mutter, effectively causing a ripple within the stagnant air. you almost think you misheard him, but his following words cease the thought, "why won't you ask me for help?"
had it not been for the abrupt shuffle and clanging against the metal bars, you would have never looked up to see him in your last moments.
his scarred hands gripping the metal until his knuckles turn a ghastly white and blood dripping from his palms is what greets your sight. as your gaze slowly trails up, you almost let loose a laugh of disbelief; who would have thought blade, the infamous guard dog of the high priestess, could make such a desperate expression? one looking as though his whole world crumbled before him, in which he can do nothing but sit and watch.
(you will never know of the anger and desperation which coursed through his veins the moment he heard of your predicament. had it been anyone else, he wouldn't have cared. but you're not anyone else; you're you — unapologetically, wholeheartedly. it didn't take him long to hunt down those behind it, cutting them down without thought and putting an end to their miserable lives. he rushed as soon as he could when kafka gave him the order, no thoughts other than you, you, you, occupying his mind.
you will never know of the anguish which overcame him when he found you in such a state, your once healthy complexion and defiant gaze reduced to nothing but a tiredness which had always sat quietly behind your disposition. he's almost positive the muscle which unwillingly keeps him alive tore at the seems from your request, the acceptance in which you displayed causing his mind to go astray. even as he damn-near begs you to rely on him for help — to run away with him to some place no one knows of you and start anew there — you merely smile, resigned and peaceful.
you will never know of how much blade is willing to put on the line for you, for you never made it to see the complete and utter carnage he wrecked in your name.)
#what was initially a teehee shower thought became an ueue scenario#this was going somewhere and and then it got longer and longer and then took a severely angsty turn wtf#originally was going to keep this on the blog but then i cried at the end and decided it had to be let free <//3#im sorry blade i love u i really do but that just means i need to put u through the emotional wringer haha... ha... a....#oh and also blade is kafkas bodyguard bc she promised to help find a way to cure him of his curse#(<- the mara/immortality equivalent wow we love unneeded lore !)#and yeah. this is me saying i have too many ideas and aus and idk what to do with myself so im blurting them out here#this is yet another cry for help 🥹#sophie talks : concepts <3#blade x reader#honkai star rail x reader#hsr x reader#blade x you#honkai star rail x you#hsr x you#honkai star rail imagines#hsr imagines
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One thing about chuuya is that the moment he has to save the world with dazai,
He’s throwin on a leather jacket and white tee
#idk if this has been made before but i had a thought#a shower thought to be precise#🎙jaya speaks#chuuya nakahara#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd chuuya#chuuya#bsd hcs
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Do you think that the bunny (aka Stede Bunnet) will have a "voice"?
Like Olivia?
#our flag means death#ofmd#edward teach#blackbeard#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd s2 trailer#ofmd s2 speculation#shower thoughts lol#I think it'd be cool#or if perhaps Ed takes the bunny and meets Buttons and Buttons can communicate with it#idk :P
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pls shower with me i hate doing it alone
#i get lonely#pls grope me#when will it be my turn#pre shower post#brain go brrrrrrr#sub thoughts#u might’ve seen this before idk i can’t remember shit anymore#im sorry but at least i’m kinda cute?#cnc k!nk#it’s me#needy tini
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Earth-138 HC idea:
Since it’s already in a constant state of change, how cool would it be if the dimension’s style also changed to reflect the decades of punk culture as the years go by?
#atsv hobie#hobie brown#across the spiderverse#atsv#just a shower thought I had#idk why I’m so drawn to making world HC’s now#you see how he and the world around him fit that specific era#since his world is set around the 70-80s#boom we see his world reflect 90’s punk culture#then we get into the 2000s visuals of punk culture#you catch my drift?
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I just realized that you can just die any moment
Like you could just be chilling in your room and there’s nothing from stopping the possibility that the ceiling would collapse and instantly kill you.
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collab #2 with @xenole
i was given a chibi yakumo and i.. i...... turned it into thiS
#I AM SO SORRY I DREW YAKUMO AGAIN ADFSJEIADKS LOOK OK so xenole gives me the tiny crying yakumo.#says DO WHATEVER YOU WANT and THUS i get to thinking#my immediate thought was#i'm going to make oli breast boobily while comforting him#bc i was determined to draw xenole's fave this time. i swore it to myself. i WILL stop being so self indulgent#but the chibi on chibi comforting scene didn't sit right with me. it was too straightforward. not something i would draw normally#it was hhhh as u say.... not on brand.? it did not inspire me. idea benched....#so days pass and i'm still pondering ideas on what to do to the sad spaghetti.#configurations of clan members danced in my head. some defending yaku. some comforting. some bullying#the ideas usually involved at least oli or kuya bc once again. xenole bias#then while i'm in the shower i got frustrated with my lack of ideas and thought#i'll jujst eat.him. just. chew on him. i'm tired of him#AND THE IMAGE OF KUYA EATING YAKUMO FOR BREAKFAST POPPED INTO MY MIND#originally it was going to be kuya eating yakuflakes and oli giving him serious side eye but then the brain went#WHAT IF IT'S YAKUMO WATCHING KUYA EAT YAKUMO. THAT IS FUNNY. IT MUMST HAPPEEN#BUT I REFUSED at first. i was angry at myself. this is not a competition to see how you can STILL sHOVE YAKUMO into a drawing.#plus the composition would shrink xenole's chibi down! i would take over so much space by comparison! THE DISRESPECT! TO THE COLLAB PROCESS#but once i get fixated on smth...well. i ended up doing the idea and just praying xenole wouldnt eviscerate me for it#i'm sorry my liege. my grip on the reins was weak. the goofy clown horses went stampeding#so idk now it's the two of em having a peaceful breakfast in kuya's cabin but only kuya is at peace and yakumo's this close to a breakdown#i feel like there should be something in the space between them. a speech bubble or something . something mean is being said#kuya#yakumo#yakuya
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Cirrus the hobby mechanic and Swiss who gets horny for the smell of oil and metal
#idk what to do with this thought but#something something swiss catching her before she has the chance to shower#something something greasy handprints on his throat
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he’s Aten but he doesn’t actually drive the boat, he’s just the sun disc
#this popped into my brain as a shower thought sorry#mythology#idk why i was thinking of he's a ten but jokes in there but w/e
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