theshitpostcalligrapher
The Shitpost Calligrapher
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no no you're right, of course this is a deity
that is the face of a higher power that TOTALLY doesn't get upsetti with me whenever I have to leave for work
listen i do not believe i'm able to communicate with chao in any way but when the unmistakable sound of raccons having a fistfight on the roof broke out and we looked at each other I firmly believe the shared thought was "you hear that too, right?"
#lol for real tho shes digging her lil claws into my leg in this pic#cats#scopophobia#chao the chaos beast
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yall i would get you raccoon pics but no flash in the world would be able to make 'em show up from this distance
listen i do not believe i'm able to communicate with chao in any way but when the unmistakable sound of raccons having a fistfight on the roof broke out and we looked at each other I firmly believe the shared thought was "you hear that too, right?"
#also i don't see chao rn but the sounds of someone eating chili are present in my room#so shes in here SOMEWHERE cleaning herself
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listen i do not believe i'm able to communicate with chao in any way but when the unmistakable sound of raccons having a fistfight on the roof broke out and we looked at each other I firmly believe the shared thought was "you hear that too, right?"
#chao the chaos beast#cats#also i inclined my head at the door and said can you go check that out#she gave me a look that i am choosing to anthropomorphize as chagrined and did in fact go check it out#they're in one of the trees now and i can hear them
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boy i sure hope you are
text: clothed‽‽
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yayyyy birthday breakfast!
text: Well if it's december 21st, I'm making breakfast
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i'm gonna need the story on this one, boss
text: Great, advice from Mr. "It's Not Cuckholdery If You Fuck Both Of Them"
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i'm gonna be real, yall. If I put this print back up for a limited run (like. maybe 20 total prints?) would yall be interested?
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
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uh. 19? idk what the measurement is
text: How inches are my shoulders?
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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
#jesus CHRIST IT'S STILL GOING????#i went looking for disco elysium art to procrastinate#and i am hit in the face with my own work from years ago#long post#i need to rewrite this i've gotten better since then
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nah we had that in canada when i was a kid all the time, but idt my parents wanted me to go so my classmates just sold chocolate i couldnt afford to me
Do schools in other parts of the world try to raise additional money for their programs by dragooning children into pyramid schemes selling sub-par and overpriced candy bars or is that just an American thing
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which server is that gonna be on
text: we were invited to a party by hatsune miku
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ahhh me spine
text: I AM BUILT DIFFERENT AND WORSE
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.... whats in that boot
text: Fill your boots then? That might make it taste better!
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as... as opposed to a dry one?? which would be?????
text: Nothing quite hits like a wet egg
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why did you specifically call out Houston freeways in the recap. i know our traffic sucks but why us in particular
oh I dunno, maybe it has something to do with a 20+ lane wide freeway going through it
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buddy no amount of prettiness is going to distract me from the fact these are tswift lyrics
it's a love story.....
#as much as the lettering is BEAUTIFUL and more technically sound than anything i write#i am......#not the person to ask to admire swiftie lyrics
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look this is NOT his job but does anyone have a tallerico update
text: HBOMBERGUY KILL HIM
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