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my-castles-crumbling · 7 months

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Sirius and James would absolutely go hard about conspiracy theories (lizard people, fake moon landing) not because they believe them, but because it would drive Remus and Regulus insane.

#marauders #marauders era #harry potter #fanfic #regulus black kinnie #wolfstar #jegulus #james and sirius #james and sirius are idiots

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y0url0verb0y · 9 months

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Regulus: James...where's Harry?!

James: ...

Sirius: ...

Regulus: JAMES!?

Sirius *whispering:* play dumb

James: Who's James?

Sirius *whisper yelling*: not that dumb!

James: if it makes you feel any better Sirius doesn't have Teddy either...

Regulus: Why would that make me feel any better?!?!

-meanwhile, Harry and Teddy jumping on the neighbor's trampoline while they're out of town-

#james potter #regulus black #jegulus #marauders #marauders harry potter #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #jegulus raising harry #jegulus incorrect quotes #harry potter #teddy lupin #wolfstar raising teddy #sirius and james #regulus is so done #james and sirius are idiots #but i love them

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inmy70schaos · 8 months

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James and Sirius simultaneously

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #harry potter #marauders era #dead gay wizards #marauders headcanon #the marauders #james potter #sirius black #james and sirius #james and Sirius are idiots

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leemokitkat · 2 years

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okay i mentioned this in the tags of my wolfstar alexander hamilton quote post but i wanna talk about it in more detail

we have all collectively agreed that James and Sirius are the oblivious ones who don’t know they have fallen in love, while Regulus and Remus are the ones stuck with the pining yes?

SO

being the academic boys that the two of them are

Remus and Regulus would both write love letters with no intention of sending them purely for the sake of their own souls.

Remus with the curtains drawn and charmed to be unopenable, quill and parchment with lumos for light, the boy he’s in love with snoring in the bed next to him.

Regulus sitting in the darkest corner of the slytherin common room in the middle of the night, disillusionment charm cast for safety as he writes pages and pages, books surrounding him. He may not show anyone but that does not mean he takes this lightly. He is poetic, and refuses to miscite it, even for this.

Remus and Regulus hopelessly in love really.

#marauders #jegulus #regulus black #sirius black #james potter #wolfstar #remus lupin #james and sirius #james and sirius are idiots #regulus and remus are hopelessly in love #idiots in love writing love letters #imagine if they were found #omg remus and regulus would fucking die

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nothingtoseeherebyeexx · 2 months

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james potter’s OG Hoes™️ (some of them ain’t loyal)

close ups and the sketch bc i like it a lot:

#peter was 100% drunk #he’s the type of guy that becomes another person when alcohol gets in his system #drunk peter is like sober sirius on a good day (chaos-wise)#remus was watching them like #look at these idiots…i love them #twin bitches twin bitches twin bitches hopping off a jet skiiiii #istg if the quality is shit i’m hitting tumblr w a stick #marauders era #marauders #james potter #james fleamont potter #sirius black #sirius orion black #peter pettigrew #prongs #padfoot #wormtail #fanart

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pearlynia · 3 months

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Sirius Black would wear a shirt that says "best dogfather ever" at Harry's birthday because him and James thinks it's hilarious and would laugh their ass off.

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silverameco · 20 days

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Remus is the most pragmatic and sensible out of the marauders, except when Sirius bats his eyelashes at him saying whatever he'd be like "yes😍sure😍whatever you say😍"

his mind is like no thoughts just pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty

Sirius is well aware and regularly says confidentely that he can get Remus to do anything.

James and Peter want to hit their heads on the nearest surface at least 5 times a day, they're like "there is no way they don't know they're in love"

and yet.

#oblivious wolfstar is the best kind of wolfstar #idiots to lovers #idiots in love #i love them #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #peter pettigrew #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards

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gabihime-jegulusseeker · 7 months

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jegulus incorrect quote: James had a quidditch accident

Madam Pomfrey: I'm sorry, sir. We can only allow family to see Mr. Potter at this time-

Regulus: Bold of you to assume I won't marry him on the spot.

James, still very drugged: You tell 'em, honey.

#madam pomfrey #marauders #merodeadores #regulus black #james x regulus #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #madam pomfrey its so done #same situation happened with wolfstar last moon #she loved this kids but they are idiots #regulus would marry james on the spot though #sirius would marry remus too #and she knows it #maybe she is prompting them #marauders incorrect quotes #jegulus incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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marauderstars · 8 months

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James: Regulus’ lip balm tastes so good. Like vanilla.

Sirius: YOU GUYS KISSED?!

Regulus: No.

Regulus: James just ate my lip balm.

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bowiesawizardmoony · 4 months

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when james disassociates and regulus is nearby he likes to doodle on james’ hand as a soft way to ground him and when james comes back to himself he gets to see all the little stars and planets and consolations and moons and plants and whatever else reg drew on him and it makes him feel loved and safe

#james potter #dead gay wizards #maurders era #sirius black #my idiots #remus lupin #james loves regulus #jegulus #regulus black #regulus loves james #starchaser #sunseeker #jegulus headcanon #jegulus fluff #jegulus hc #incorrect marauders quotes #let them be soft #and let them be happy

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adharastarlight · 4 months

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The Marauders watching the new Lion King

James: how did they get all of the animals to come together like this?

Regulus: you're- you're kidding right???

Sirius: they must've added the music after, I reckon

Remus: please tell me you're joking

James and Sirius: ???

Regulus: they're animated, James, it's not real animals

Remus: you do also know that Santa isn't real right???

#i love my idiots #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #sirius black #remus lupin #starchaser #wolfstar #regulus arcturus black #sirius orion black #james fleamont potter #remus john lupin #james being james #sirius being sirius #marauders textpost #incorrect marauders quotes

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my-castles-crumbling · 7 months

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The Marauders, high asf, reminiscing on embarrassing moments:

James: Padfoot, remember that time you almost blew up your cauldron because you were staring at Moony's arse?

Sirius: Hahaha yeah, good times.

Remus: Hahaha, yeah.

James:

Sirius:

Remus:

Peter:

Remus: Wait, what?

#marauders #marauders era #harry potter #fanfic #sirius black kinnie #wolfstar #james and sirius are idiots

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urfavsherlockholmeskinnie · 6 months

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Sirius: pretending to joke So when are you going to go out with me? Remus: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to? James: And you just ran away?! Sirius: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

#wolfstar #sirius being an idiot #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #remus x sirius #marauders era #the marauders #marauders #dead gay wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s #gay dead wizards #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes

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basiatlu · 7 months

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thank you so much for sharing your lovely art with us all! i get so excited each time you post a new one, it's such a treat 🥰

for the headcanons: we've seen some glimpses of your long-haired draco, but what about both harry and draco with long hair? 👀 my personal headcanon is that they both grow out their hair after the war, and they're both attracted to eachother for it!

I imagine Harry achieving that Brendon Frazier Tarzan mop that’s just unfair amounts of volume and gorgeous.

Long hair is easily achieved in college when you are either overworked or overly burnt out already. Who has the time for a haircut or even the time to notice? Just pull it back for now, or you know, just let it do whatever it wills. It’s clean at least, which is more than others could say.

“Witchcraft” by Vian Izak just started playing and now that’s the soundtrack for this moment in time for our bois.

And you’re a treat!! Thank you so much for the kind words and the ask-suggestion. Appreciate it oodles 💖✨

#the bisexual disaster that is hjp #long hair draco #long hair harry #draco malfoy #harry james potter #harry potter #magical uni #harry x draco #drarry #art #drawing #sketch #doodle #artists on tumblr #aw no I gave him Sirius hair and now I’m sad #idiots in love #boshdraws

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rayssion · 7 months

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James: I heard you like bad boys.

James: well I'm bad at everything.

James: winks with both eyes.

#James being the idiot he is #I feel like he probably did this to Lily #james potter #I'll just add his ships now #regulus black #sirius black #lily evans #jegulus #starchaser #jily #prongsfoot #jegulily #dead gay wizards #marauders #the marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes

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yourgalgremlin · 21 days

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James + Pete use a TikTok sound to get Sirius to kiss Remus

JAMES: “4 BEST FRIENDS IN A ROOM—2 MIGHT KISS!” 🎶

PETE: “Yes they will!”🎶 *Hands phone to Sirius*

SIRIUS: Me? Ok Prongs, smooch me!

REMUS: …THIS is my villain origin story.

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