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my-castles-crumbling · 2 months

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change - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 179 - (Someone asked for Jegulus fluff?)

James had tried. Really, he had.

He'd tried to keep quiet about it, when Regulus had finally agreed to date him.

It wasn't that Regulus had told him to be quiet. Their close friends knew. But he also knew that Regulus didn't like to be the center of attention- to have eyes or rumors focused on him.

So, he'd tried to be quiet.

But the day that Regulus had played against Ravenclaw and pulled off a 300-foot dive to catch the Snitch while only holding onto his broom with his knees, all in the snow?

He'd been so damn proud. So excited. So thrilled. So he'd just...said it.

"Fuck yes, that's my boyfriend!" he'd exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air, grinning from ear to ear.

Only after that had he remembered he was currently guest commentating on the game, and his voice had been magically changed to echo through the stadium.

Horrified, he sought out Regulus, who had lifted in the air again, dreading a negative reaction.

But Regulus was grinning, pink-faced and windswept, right at him.

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marauderstars · 8 months

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James: Regulus’ lip balm tastes so good. Like vanilla.

Sirius: YOU GUYS KISSED?!

Regulus: No.

Regulus: James just ate my lip balm.

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gods-graveyard · 12 days

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His Mortal Enemy (but homoromantic)

They go to grab lunch after this and Regulus tries to poison Barty (you fool- he takes shit for fun to build tolerance) . . . (also because Evan finds it hot)

P.S My first time dealing with Backgrounds from scratch- the bookshelf was fun but took so long I gave up on the "outer library"

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rab-97 · 11 months

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James: Hey love

Regulus: *reading a book*

James: Baby

Regulus: *ignores him*

James: Love of my life

Regulus: *turns the page of his book*

James: brightest star in the galaxy

Regulus: *not looking up* my star is not the brightest, that would be Sirius

James: 1. Really that’s what you’ll reply to not the nicknames, 2. Doesn’t matter to me you’ll always be the brightest star, at least in my galaxy

Regulus: *face going red* what do you want anyways

James: Well Reggie, while my name has me in it, your name ends with us, that that means me + you ends with us

Regulus: *confused* What? Are you high or something

James: High off your love, love

Regulus: *so done with James, starts hitting him with his book, while trying to his red face and smile*

#jegulus #james being james #simp james potter #regulus is so done with him #regulus questioning why he loves him #james is an idiot #he’s regulus’s idiot tho

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fallingstarsburn · 1 year

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james : i dropped a milkshake on my face

regulus :

james : lily has a photo

#my gf just dropped a milkshake on her face #reblog if u wanna see the photo #james is an idiot

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yoursdeadlynightshade · 23 days

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The first time it happened James felt weak on his knees. Glassy grey eyes, pouty cherry lips trembling violenty. Deep frown sitting on that pretty, pretty face.

It was all wrong. James wanted to vanish it.

"Please, James," Regulus whispered softly. His eyes were swimming with tears.

"Love," James sighed, "We already have four cats."

"But, look at her," Reg begged, "She's lovely. And lonely. Poor little thing. I even named her. Rosie."

"Love--" James opened his mouth but shut it pretty quickly. Because tears were running down on Reg's cheeks now. Fuck, it was painful to look. James' heart shattered.

"Okay. Alright," James said too quickly. "Anything. We are keeping her. Please don't cry love."

Regulus blinked slowly clutching the tiny black kitten into his chest tightly. Rosie just sat there without a worry of the world. Quite cozy in his dad's hands. Seemed like she already loved Regulus. God, she even has grey eyes..

"Can we really keep her?"

"Yes, we can love."

Regulus smiled triumphly. With a cheeky grin he wipped away his tears and smirked lightly.

"Love!" James stepped forward, mouth wide open. "Oh my god, you can't do that."

"I didn't do anything." Regulus answered kissing the little cat.

"You fake cried." James complained with a pout.

Regulus laughed. It was like music for James' ears. God, his husband's beautiful. He might need to marry him again.

"Not my fault you fall for it every time."

And that's how the Black-Potter household end up with tiny kittens every time.

#jegulus fic #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #sunseeker #james potter x regulus black #james x regulus #starchaser #dead gay wizards #marauders #be gay do crimes #they are idiots

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ynnu-64 · 5 days

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Hilson :)))) I made them as Mii’s and very much obsessed with them

#hilson #house md fanart #house md #james wilson #gregory house #Wilson #House #my art #I love this old men #idiots in love

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nothingtoseeherebyeexx · 2 months

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james potter’s OG Hoes™️ (some of them ain’t loyal)

close ups and the sketch bc i like it a lot:

#peter was 100% drunk #he’s the type of guy that becomes another person when alcohol gets in his system #drunk peter is like sober sirius on a good day (chaos-wise)#remus was watching them like #look at these idiots…i love them #twin bitches twin bitches twin bitches hopping off a jet skiiiii #istg if the quality is shit i’m hitting tumblr w a stick #marauders era #marauders #james potter #james fleamont potter #sirius black #sirius orion black #peter pettigrew #prongs #padfoot #wormtail #fanart

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stareggie · 3 months

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regulus: why is your back all scratched up?

[flashback to james chasing a raccoon after regulus told him to leave it alone]

james: i’m having an affair.

#the marauders #james potter #james x regulus #starchaser #sunseeker #jegulus #james loves regulus #regulus black #harry potter series #marauders era #the marauders era #marauders #bro istfg james is an idiot but we love him #also hello i am back #i cant theyre so ugh

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moonys-canis · 1 year

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the aftermath of a quidditch-related prank gone wrong

remus: you could’ve died!

james: i wasn’t hurt that badly

james: madame pomfrey said all my bleeding was internal. that’s where the blood’s supposed to be!

remus:

#james potter = jake peralta #james is an idiot #i love him <3 #remus is so fed up tho #remus and james are best buddies

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pearlynia · 3 months

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Sirius Black would wear a shirt that says "best dogfather ever" at Harry's birthday because him and James thinks it's hilarious and would laugh their ass off.

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my-castles-crumbling · 6 months

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Regulus: Potter, why the fuck is our kitchen trashed?

James: Oh! I wrote a haiku to tell you I'm sorry for that! It goes: Please do not be mad, I left the house a huge mess, I am real sorry.

Regulus:

Regulus: Strangely, I'm no longer mad.

#but guys my wife actually did this today #i died laughing #how can you be mad after that?#its a legit haiku #marauders #harry potter #marauders era #fanfic #regulus black kinnie #jegulus #james potter x regulus black #james fleamont potter #james potter #james x regulus #james and regulus #james is an idiot #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #regulus deserved better

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marauderstars · 1 year

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Regulus: Got it?

James: Got it.

James, internally: Got what?!

#james is an idiot #jegulus #hp marauders #marauders era #marauders #regulus black #incorrect marauders quotes #harry potter #incorrect quotes #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #remus x sirius #james and regulus #hp text post #hp memes #regulus and james

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silverameco · 19 days

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Remus is the most pragmatic and sensible out of the marauders, except when Sirius bats his eyelashes at him saying whatever he'd be like "yes😍sure😍whatever you say😍"

his mind is like no thoughts just pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty

Sirius is well aware and regularly says confidentely that he can get Remus to do anything.

James and Peter want to hit their heads on the nearest surface at least 5 times a day, they're like "there is no way they don't know they're in love"

and yet.

#oblivious wolfstar is the best kind of wolfstar #idiots to lovers #idiots in love #i love them #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #peter pettigrew #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards

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amariram · 5 months

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Just the Knights of The Round Table disappointed cause it’s been ten years and they’re still waiting for Arthur and Merlin to stop acting like idiots and just kiss

Read the ff here

#merlin #merthur #bbc merlin #merlin fandom #arthur pendragon #bradley james #colin morgan #knights of the round table #gwaine #sir leon #sir percival #camelot #the once and future fandom #they are idiots #idiots in love

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enthyrea · 1 year

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the future is useful for many things, including hobbies where u can live out your crush on your roommate/coworker

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