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honeylemonntea · 1 year

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Remus: Regulus is attracted to this bloke

James, disappointed: Oh? Who?

Remus: He wears glasses, a Gryffindor and plays quidditch

Remus: His name’s James

James:

James: His name’s James too?! HOW WOULD I EVER COMPETE?

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marauderstars · 8 months

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James: Regulus’ lip balm tastes so good. Like vanilla.

Sirius: YOU GUYS KISSED?!

Regulus: No.

Regulus: James just ate my lip balm.

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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james: so lily and I are engaged-

mr evans: honestly james? i kinda wish you had asked me first

james:

james: mr evans i’m sorry but your not my type

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yourgalgremlin · 6 months

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The Marauders 🤝 Brooklyn 99:

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radiohead-spiderman · 4 months

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James Potter is Lightning McQueen pre Radiator Springs the same way Harry Potter is Lightning McQueen post Radiator Springs

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made-by-moon · 5 months

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James Potter would be the most confusing man that ever stepped into Hogwarts. And not because he has adhd or can turn into a STAG. No no no. It would be because he is the biggest sexual paradox to ever be.

He wears tank top and slutty shorts for a party, gossips with girls, lets Sirius do his make up but at the same time he takes almost 3 seats with how his legs would spread, he is obsessed with quidditch and flirts with Lily 24/7.

Everyone is confused, arguing if he is gay or straight or bisexual and loosing their mind in general.

And he would just stand by and watch the chaos unfold.

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reggies-fake-horcrux · 10 months

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I love genuinely a himbo James Potter. I love when people don't have to make every character a secret genius but still be the kind of person that everyone loves. I love characters that show that academic intelligence isn't the only type of intelligence.

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ivomoon · 5 months

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James is the type of person to say I love this song but it turns out to be an ad

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distressedjellyfish · 6 months

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One day during his 5th year, after befriending Reggie and finally convincing him he's going to stick around, James makes a joke that he's going to get his initials tattooed on him to prove Regulus' permanence in his life. Reg thinks that he's joking, obviously, and tells him to piss off.

They start dating the next year, and at some point after that, James meets him one night in the astronomy tower. Reg goes to hug James, and James winces when Reg wraps his arms around his torso. Thinking James got into a Thing with one of the other Slytherins, Regulus asks him to pull up his shirt so he can help heal him, only to see his initials tattoed across James' ribs just under his heart

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accio-sriracha · 5 months

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James Potter Totally Struts.

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You cannot convince me he didn't.

James was the most sassy drama queen in the entire castle (exception, of course, being Sirius Black)

Imagine him in his oversized ABBA shirt and hippie sunglasses.

And he's just strutting down the hallway.

He was proud to be a Marauder, proud to be Quidditch Captain, Proud to be James F-ing Potter.

He literally had the confidence and ego of a movie star.

James would always announce his presence when he entered a room.

He was the literal life of every party. (And threw about half of them)

He and Lily were THE IT couple.

Hot? Athletic? Funny? Nice to his friends?? He was husband material, let's face it.

And he knew it too.

James Potter was literally impossible to embarrass.

Peter tried embarrassing him one time by acting all weird but James just followed along, not caring who was watching him.

He's such a dork and that's part of his charm.

He let's lily do his hair up in rainbow colored bands sometimes.

It unironically looks good on him for some reason.

Oblivious James Potter (despite knowing how AMAZING he was) had no idea there were girls that were actually crushing on him.

It was probably for the best, he was terrible at all things flirting.

But even though he was confident and sure of himself, he was never overly arrogant.

He always said please and thank you.

Always held the door open for the people behind him.

He treated Lily like a QUEEN and never let anyone speak down to her.

Even though he was James Potter, quidditch captain, heir to one of the richest and longest standing wizarding families:

He was fiercely protective of his friends and never complained.

He was raised RIGHT by Effie.

He was also James, hopelessly in love with the same girl since first year. He was Prongs of The Marauders, best friends with the poor Half-Blood werewolf, the Black family reject, and the kind and awkward Peter Pettigrew.

He strutted down every corridor in that castle

But he always did it with his friends by his side.

And THAT my friends, is the real James Potter.

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sunchasingstar · 1 year

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I wanna read some fics that have Barty and Evan becoming reluctantly fond and protective of James like idk why but it seems so funny to me. The entire time he’s trying to charm Regulus, he accidentally charms his friends too😭 Dorcas definitely become a fan of his after he helped Marlene and Dorcas get together, Pandora and James are actually friends before Regulus and co even paid James any attention but I feel like they were strange friends. Like James and Pandora both just kept finding each other in the Forbidden Forest (James liked to run as prongs)(Pandora liked the creatures and was secretly growing illegal potions ingredients) they both knew the other was up to no good but bonded over it, as well as being the sunshine friends that keep everything bottled up.

So imagine, it’s just Barty and Evan that Regulus can rant the “I hate James Potter he’s so annoying etc” bs he tries to make himself believe because the other two are Team James 100%😭 Meanwhile, James just keeps ending up in awkward situations with both Barty and Evan because they’re trying so hard to keep hating him but he just keeps being a good person and charming them😭😭 the last straw is at the Christmas Party the Marauders threw for all the houses and a drunk James gives couples advice to a very much not dating Rosekiller 😭 he just plows right through their “we’re not dating, just best friends” with a sincerely confused “why not? If I had someone that looked at me like the two of you look at each other, I think I’d never stop smiling” which ofc makes them both red af but it does the job so now 😭😭 they’re so team James and regulus is so Done™️