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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 2 years

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James: I will torture you now

Regulus: Kinky

James: You’re the brightest star in the sky

Regulus: What?

James: I think you are beautiful and lovely

Regulus, backing away: W-wait, no-

James: Your feelings are valid and you deserve to be loved

Regulus: I NEED A SAFE-WORD

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incorrectwolfstar · 5 months

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remus: i was flirting with the vintage shop worker yesterday

james: doesn’t sirius work at the vintage shop

remus:

james: oh

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honeylemonntea · 1 year

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James: I’m attracted to people I’m slightly afraid of

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sodamnbored · 1 year

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Sirius: I’m a pretty extreme guy.

James: And I’m pretty stupid.

Sirius, doing the Dragonball fusion dance: And together we are - !

James, also doing the fusion dance: Extremely stupid!

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doorlene · 1 year

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regulus: if we were dating, i'd kill you.

james: oo that's my type

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m00nagegaydream · 2 years

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James: Moony can you please -

Remus: No.

Peter: But he didn't even -

Remus:

James: [does a puppy dog face]

Remus: Lol go try that on Lily. I'm resistant to the puppy dog -

Sirius: [puppy dog face] Pleaaaaseeee Moony??

Remus: Do you want my kidneys? I can donate both of them.

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not-rab · 6 months

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James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?

Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.

James: Which is what?

Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

James *nervous sweating*:

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stargazingtranquility · 4 months

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*James, bringing Regulus home to meet his parents*

Regulus, seeing Monty and realizing James will always be hot no matter his age: thank the lord

Effie, seeing the same look she had when she met Monty’s parents for the first time: amen

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phoneypotatoes · 1 month

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Harry: *finds a stray cat*

Harry: Can we keep it?

Regulus: Your dad is allergic.

Harry: Father can stay outside.

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marvelomadness06 · 2 months

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Remus: James… why do you have bite marks on your arms?

James: *sweating nervously* OH- oh, Urm I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites. haha.

Remus: *raises one eyebrow*

Sirius: *sympathetic* That sucks mate. Reggie was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit.

James: *quietly squeaks*

Remus: *raises the other eyebrow*

James: … I’ve got to go *absolutely bolts*

Sirius: what was that about?

Remus: *sighs* It would appear that you and James have the same cousin.

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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months

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Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

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starchaser5 · 3 months

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Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?

Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Sirius: and then he hit his head.

Remus: *wheezes*

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incorrectwolfstar · 4 months

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MERRYYYY CHRISTMAS WOLFSTARS AND JEGULUSES THANK YOU FOR SUCH A GOOD YEAR 💜💜

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my-castles-crumbling · 5 months

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Falling asleep in the dorms…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah?”

“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”

“Shit mate, took you long enough.”

“Heh. Yeah.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, Prongs?”

“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”

“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”

“Noted.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, mate?”

“What if I like a particular bloke?”

“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”

“No.”

….

“Sirius?”

“Yes, Prongs?”

“It’s your brother.”

“I know.”

“You know?”

“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”

“Right.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yes Prongs?”

“That’s…it’s okay?”

“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”

“Alright.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”

“Alright.”

….

“James?”

“What’s up, Padfoot?”

“Take care of him, alright?”

“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”

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sodamnbored · 2 years

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James: Hey Moony, Wormtail, help us settle a little tiff Pads and I are having.

Sirius, snidely: Let’s be honest James, it’s not a tiff, it’s a row.

James slowly, narrowing his eyes: And now it’s a scene.

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chasingthestarss · 3 months

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James: I think I’m in love with you!

Regulus :

James:

Regulus: *pulls out a big binder with pieces of paper sticking out everywhere

James: what’s this?

Regulus: Our wedding plans, I’ve been planning it since first year. Remus taught me to scrap book.

James: *in love

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