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y0url0verb0y · 10 months

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*The Marauders in the great hall for dinner*

James: ...

Sirius: ...

Remus looking between the two: ...

Peter: uh soooo how bout that quidd-

Remus: PETER SHH

Sirius slamming his fork down: you mean the quidditch match where prongs KISSED my BROTHER after SLYTHERIN won?!?!

Remus: ...

Peter: ...

James: ...

James mumbling: it's not that deep-

Sirius standing up: not that deep?!?! NOT THAT DEEP?!?! Hold my motherfucking earrings moony

James: -insert loud girly scream-

meanwhile at the slytherin table

Barty and Evan: -laughing uncontrollably-

Regulus hiding his face: ...I hate them both

#james potter #regulus black #jegulus #marauders #marauders harry potter #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #barty and evan #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #rosekiller #peter pettigrew #protective sirius black #regulus is so done #slytherin skittles #somebody pls hold sirius' earrings #sirius is a drama queen

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chasingthestarss · 2 months

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Remus: permission to give a fuck?

Regulus: permission denied

Remus: thank god

#dead gay wizards #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #regulus black #remus lupin #remus is so done #regulus is so done #remus and regulus #Remus and regulus were friends

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softbirdieokay · 12 days

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I just can’t get the idea of James Potter saying, “ooo sunburn!” after lobbing the most benign insult at one Reggie Black out of my head.

#just picture it #regulus is so done #James being so proud of himself #Sirius obnoxiously oooo-ing in the background #tell me you don’t see it #jegulus #james potter #james fleamont potter #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #reggie black #sunchaser #sirius black #sirius orion black #sirius and regulus #the most ancient and noble house of black

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rioofdreams · 8 months

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No one suffered as much as Regulus every time Evan told him: "I think I love him, but he will never see me as anything but best friends." When literally everyone in Slytherin and even Slughorn have seen Barty calling Evan “baby, Darling, princess, etc., always putting his hands on Evan's waist whenever he can, and always having hair clips that Evan always wears because he loses his and needs new ones.

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honeylemonntea · 1 year

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Regulus: Just shut up, everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid

Sirius: Regulus

Regulus:

#harry potter #sirius black #regulus black #black brothers #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #marauders era #padfoot #regulus is so done

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we-r-loonies · 2 years

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i smile whenever the dandy lyons club uploads :D

#are we making... fajitas?#sirius is played so well #im watching the black brothers do the tortilla slap challenge #regulus is so done

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courfee · 5 months

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christmas season at the wolfstar flat

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fabulous-fic-quotes · 1 year

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Regulus sighed, his eyes drifting to the ceiling in silent prayer to whatever deity would listen to him to just take him back into the arms of death once again so he wouldn’t have to suffer this idiocy.

Was idiocy even a word?

Well if it wasn’t at least it should be considered a name, one that would fit perfectly well with all these wild idiots.

Gods under Broken Skies - IndigoIrisis

#harry potter #regulus black #fic quotes #fic recs #alternative universe #canon divergence #i should tag this as murder mystery #but not really #regulus is so done #but he love his people...#sort of

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starchasing-chocolate · 7 months

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5/5 😭❤️

#slytherin skittles fanart #regulus black #marauders #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #dorcas meadowes #pandora lovegood #harry potter #marauders fanart #jegulus #they’re everything to me #but as much as I love them #I’m so glad I’m done with this thing #LMAO

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pearlynia · 2 months

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James, groaning: my lips are so dry!

Sirius: try putting honey on it, it helps

James:

James, grabbing Regulus's face kisses him: there!

Sirius, looking like he wants to laugh and cry: you- I- wha- how- I- n-

Remus, looking up from his book: Great! This is the third time this week that you two broke him and it's Monday!

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veesstar0555 · 2 months

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sometime in 1977

james: oh come on lover boy, one date?

regulus: stop following me potter.

james: of course not reggie, hogsmeade?

regulus: my answer hasnt changed regardless of you asking 100 times. shouldnt you being doing something useful?

james: unless your name is suddenly ‘useful’, then i don’t think so?

regulus: potter! your brain capacity is that of a levitating feather!

james: oh do keep on talking dirty, reggie!

regulus: james!!

james:

james: oh so im james now?

regulus: fuck.

james: dont make empty promises, love!

#marauders #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #regulus black #jegulus agenda #james being helpless #reg is so done for #silly james for real #sunseeker #jfp #rab

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y0url0verb0y · 9 months

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Regulus: James...where's Harry?!

James: ...

Sirius: ...

Regulus: JAMES!?

Sirius *whispering:* play dumb

James: Who's James?

Sirius *whisper yelling*: not that dumb!

James: if it makes you feel any better Sirius doesn't have Teddy either...

Regulus: Why would that make me feel any better?!?!

-meanwhile, Harry and Teddy jumping on the neighbor's trampoline while they're out of town-

#james potter #regulus black #jegulus #marauders #marauders harry potter #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #jegulus raising harry #jegulus incorrect quotes #harry potter #teddy lupin #wolfstar raising teddy #sirius and james #regulus is so done #james and sirius are idiots #but i love them

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hearts4dorlene · 1 year

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Remus: I'm just going shopping with Dorcas to help them with their Christmas presents for Marlene, do you want anything?

Sirius: No thanks Moony, love you, bye!

Remus: I love you too, see you later!

Regulus: Merlin, you guys are so gay

Sirius: Homophobia doesn't work when you are quite literally fucking my best friend Reg

James: *jaw dropped*

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gabihime-jegulusseeker · 7 months

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jegulus incorrect quote: James had a quidditch accident

Madam Pomfrey: I'm sorry, sir. We can only allow family to see Mr. Potter at this time-

Regulus: Bold of you to assume I won't marry him on the spot.

James, still very drugged: You tell 'em, honey.

#madam pomfrey #marauders #merodeadores #regulus black #james x regulus #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #madam pomfrey its so done #same situation happened with wolfstar last moon #she loved this kids but they are idiots #regulus would marry james on the spot though #sirius would marry remus too #and she knows it #maybe she is prompting them #marauders incorrect quotes #jegulus incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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villain-crown · 20 days

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Regulus, when James asks him out: I don’t get any nicer than this and some of my needs aren’t easily met.

James, texting Remus later: If he meets my parents on Friday, I can propose on Saturday, and spend all of Sunday absolutely railing him.

James: Looks like I have weekend plans ❤️❤️❤️

Remus, giving up: you know what? RIP when Sirius finds out what you’re doing, but you honestly will deserve it.

#remus is so done #james potter #jegulus #regulus black #starchaser #remus lupin #james loves regulus #marauders incorrect quotes #protective sirius black #jegulus incorrect quotes #sirius black #sirius and regulus

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myopicmeerkat · 1 year

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*On a hike* Remus: It's beautiful out here. Regulus: And quiet. Remus: Too quiet. Regulus: Did we lose someone? *Cut to Sirius & James, each with a bear in a headlock*

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