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James: I need advice.
Remus: With what?
James: With love. How did you know you were in love with Sirius?
Remus: ...
Remus: I'm in love with Sirius?
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Gojo: This thing between me and Suguru is super casual.
Geto: Yeah, I wouldn't even classify this as a "thing".
The others: This is your wedding day.
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Sirius, struggling to flirt with Remus: So... you come here often?
Remus: This is our dorm room.
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Sirius, at the Black family party: I've heard many suspecting I've a half-blood boyfriend, so I'm here to finally set the record straight.
Sirius: I do. Eat shit.
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Sirius: I forget but I do NOT forgive.
Sirius: I'm wandering around hating bitches, can't remember why though.
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James: Hey, Reggie, are you awake?
Regulus: What?
James: Are you awake?
Regulus: Who the fuck do you think said "what"?
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Ahsoka: So... we have good news and bad news.
Obi-Wan: Bad news first.
Ahsoka: The fire we started in the kitchen is out of control.
Obi-Wan: The WHAT-
Anakin, holding up a perfectly toasted Pop Tart: Wow, you don't even want to hear the good news?
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Luke: You killed him!
Din: Actually I believe he died of natural causes.
Luke: But the report here says he was shot in the head with a blaster -
Din, nodding: Yes.
Luke: - and I thought you said he died of "natural causes"!?
Din: There is nothing more natural than dying from a blaster shot to the head, Luke. What would be unnatural is if he survived.
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James: *rolls over and knees Regulus in the ribs*
Regulus: Ow! You kneed me!
James, sleepily: Yeah, I do need you.
Regulus, choked up: okay.
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Anakin, sarcastically: I love disasters.
Obi Wan, nodding his head sagely: Self love is a healthy thing, Padawan.
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Remus: Do you want to know your gay name?
Sirius: My... my gay name?
Remus: Yeah, it's your first name-
Sirius: Haha. Very funny, Moony-
Remus: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Sirius: Oh- oh my god.
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Rex: The next person who says "weird flex, but okay" is going to be kicked in the shin.
Fives: *grinning* Strange flaunt, but very well.
Anakin, popping out of nowhere: *dramatically* Preposterous boast, but alas.
Rex: ...
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Dean: I don't feel anything for Cas. He's just a good friend of mine.
Sam: Oh. Okay. Anyways, what colour are his eyes?
Dean: *dreamily* The most tranquil and mesmerizing shade of the autumn sky, like the cool waters of the sea on a scorching summer day, like the-
Dean: *coughs*
Dean: I mean blue.
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Luke: You're not my boyfriend.
Din: What?!
Luke: You, are my malewife.
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Regulus: I feel like I can be myself around you.
James: But you are weird and quiet around me!
Regulus: Yes.
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Finn, a serious yet confused expression on his face: Poe, I have noticed we are starting to phase out the 'b' in our bromance.
Poe, on one knee, proposing: I know, right?
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