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Someone: i have abandonment issues because my parents left and never came back.
Regulus: felt.
A skittle: your parents abandoned you?
Regulus: yes, sirius left. that's what i meant.
Someone: losing a child means losing a piece of yourself. you spend years making a home out of your existence just so you can hold the soul of another inside you, and watch them grow. there's a place in your being which you've carved out for someone to fill. when they're gone, that space still aches for what it used to hold.
Sirius: *sniffles*
Peter: did you have a child we never knew about? *is genuinely alarmed*
Sirius: my boy... i left regulus and he's still there with them...
Regulus doesn't have abandonment issues. He had sirius abandonment issues. Sirius was never, at one point, a young father. Regulus is just offspring shaped.
Together, they're both trauma alarms.
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Rosekiller definitely asked jegulus for a foursome.
Regulus who's had a threesome with them before dating james: absolutely not, call me vanilla but I'm never doing THAT again.
James:?!?!
Barty : Booo! You're such a loser!
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More Random Jegulus Parenting Headcanons (part 2)
TW: Mentions of abusive childhood, parenting guilt (fear of continuing cycle of abuse), mentions of food restriction as punishment.
The thing that hurts most is that as Regulus works hard to break the cycle of abuse he realises so many normalised aspects of his childhood were abusive. Especially in sleep-deprived moments when logic abandons him and he starts thinking instinctively.
For example: the first few weeks the baby cries nonstop - after a very long and loud night James finally rocks the baby to sleep and creeps down to his husband. Regulus is standing in the kitchen tearfully emptying bottles of prepared milk into the sink.
James is like ‘wtf?’ and carefully asks Regulus what he’s doing. Answers that he knows he should restrict feeding to train their baby to stop crying but he keeps giving in when he sees their hungry little face; he feels weak and like a terrible father so he’s removing the temptation by getting rid of the milk.
Regulus is so ashamed at his failure he can hardly look James in the eyes; after restraining the fierce urge to murder his husband’s parents James gently explains that Regulus’ instincts were right, food should never be restricted for children (or anyone) and he’s sorry Regulus had to go through that. The fact that Regulus acted against what he thought was normal proves even more that he’s an amazing father.
That night they discuss Regulus maybe attending therapy again for a while. He definitely starts meeting Sirius for coffee every week and talking honestly about their experiences parenting; during this time their relationship heals exponentially as they discuss the lasting effects of their parents’ treatment and learn to fully forgive each other.
Even with these supportive influences it takes Regulus six months before he stops constantly asking James whether a certain parenting behaviour is ‘normal’ before he does it.
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Prompt 27 - Diplomacy
@jegulus-microfic April 27, Word count 760
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He couldn’t believe Regulus was just going along with it. The boy’s hands were in his hair, nails scraping against his scalp. He’d never felt anything like it. James needed him to be closer, needed to feel him. So, without warning, James put his hands under his skinny thighs, and lifted him into the air, using the wall to take some of the pressure off his arms, he held Regulus. 
Regulus let out a small gasp as his feet left the floor. James had fully expected to be punched, but Regulus reacted positively. He wrapped his legs around James’s waist and deepened their kiss with his newfound height. 
James felt his whole body melting. He wanted to stay in this moment forever. Nothing mattered, only the boy in front of him. 
They broke apart, panting, hearts racing, gulping down air into their oxygen-starved lungs.
“Hi,” James smiled at him, tilting his head, so he could look into those sparking eyes. 
“Hi,” Regulus murmured back, the hint of a smile playing at the corner of his mouth. James let his head thump forward into Regulus's chest and Regulus tangled his fingers still further into the short unruly curls. He angled his head and pressed open-mouthed kisses into Regulus’s neck.   
“What the bloody hell are you doing?” They froze as Sirius’s voice broke the silence of their corridor. “Get your hands off my brother!” James and Regulus looked at each other this was not going to go well. James tried to convince himself that all they needed was a little diplomacy, but with Sirius’s hot temper and Regulus’s sharp tongue, it would be a challenge to keep them quiet enough not to get caught out of bounds after curfew. 
Slowly, he lowered Regulus to the floor, and together they turned and raised their hands to Sirius.
“Why are you raising your hands?” He asked Regulus, confused. 
“I wasn’t sure which brother he was referring to, so I thought I’d better be safe.” He shrugged. James let out an almighty snort and had to bury his face in his arm to quell the laughter.
“Put your hands down you idiots.” Sirius rolled his eyes at the pair. “I came looking for you when I noticed you weren’t in bed. This,” He waved his hands at them. “Was not what I expected to find.” He looked wild like he was about to explode at any provocation. 
“It’s none of your business what we do, Sirius.” Regulus drawled. “I don’t know why you think you can make a fuss.” All mirth left James as he quickly started damage control to hopefully stop Sirius from seeing red. 
“Sirius go back up to the dorm, I’ll meet you there,” He cut Sirius off before he could complain. “I’m going to take Reg back to the Slytherin Common room first.” 
“I don’t need an escort, Potter.” Regulus griped. But James ignored him and began to pull out the invisibility cloak. Sirius stormed forward, shoved his hand into James’s pocket and stole the Marauder’s Map. 
“Best hurry, Prongs. I’ll be watching.” And with that, Sirius turned on his heel and disappeared into darkness. 
James sighed and covered himself and Regulus with the cloak. 
“You don’t need to do this, I am quite capable of getting back on my own.” Regulus clearly wasn’t happy. James grinned at him and, making sure Sirius was well and truly gone, pushed Regulus back against the wall and kissed him again. All the fight went out of the other boy. 
“We’ve got a couple of minutes before we need to move. Sirius will think we’re bickering still.” James said, pulling away for a moment before pressing his lips against Regulus’s again. 
Regulus turned his head slightly, breaking the kiss.
“What does this mean?” Regulus asked, his eyes overly bright as though he was nervous. James shrugged.
“I don’t know, but I like it so far.” He grinned, wriggling his eyebrows. Regulus rolled his eyes in a strange imitation of his brother. He pushed James away from the wall, but grabbed his hand and started pulling him down the corridor towards the dungeons.  
“What was that bit of parchment?” Regulus asked as they walked.
“Oh,” James paused, he didn’t know if he could trust Regulus with that information. “Just a useful tool for Mischief makers.” He gave Regulus a final kiss before watching him enter the Slytherin’s secret entrance and headed back to Gryffindor Tower where his best friend waited for him. Maybe he’d go sleep in moaning Myrtle's bathroom, he’d probably get more rest.   
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Regulus: *for no reason* I love you please don’t die
James: o-okay, I love you too
Regulus: shut up
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James: You two are the most judgmental people I know. 
Sirius: We're not judgmental.
Regulus: We simply make our observations known.
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mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with
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Me: *scrolling tumblr*
Castiel: I love you
Me: Dear god what’s happened now
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to the people who say jegulus would never happen bc james would never do that i would like to know how do u know that. did james potter appear in ur room one night and say “hey btw i want to let u know i would never fuck regulus black. ever. keep that in mind. let everyone know.” bc if he did do that then that seems more like a cover up then a convincing argument
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James: Look what I caught!
Sirius: What?
James: A stray cat!
Sirius:
James:
Sirius: That’s Regulus.
James: Stray cat!
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Regulus: I love you.
James , not paying attention: What was that?
Regulus: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
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villain-crown · 3 days
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Regulus *pointing*: May I sit there?
James: That's my lap
Regulus: That doesn't answer my question, James
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James: Do you think you'd love me in every universe?
Regulus: I don’t even like you in this one.
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c: @unboundprompts
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Babe wake up a new chapter of hrh just dropped.
ASDFGHJKLLKJHGFDSA I LOVE YOUUUU!! 👏👏👏 @lifeandlies-of-regulusblack
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How can your new chapter give us so much fluff then drop a literal fucking scene in the future where regulus tells sirius to fuck off for caring about him??
E m o t i o n a l d a m a g e.
Reg thinking james wants to replace him when obvi james wants to show off! He wants regulus to think he's a good brother figure! Which means he wants both black brothers to be his.
I'm laughing because james wants to play the big brother role so bad and i can already tell how delicious the slow burn between the two will be. You're so cruel villain.
I will cry aggressively happy tears at you for telling me all this 🫶😭❤️😭❤️😭🫶 I’m so glad you like it!! The brothers are made up of 95% emotional damage and 5% water I swear to god, and know one knows it better than you!
James has no idea what to do with these Big Feelings he’s having for Reg (he’s, like, twelve), so he assumes he just wants Reg as a brother. He definitely wants to keep both Black brothers, it’s just what he really wants is Sirius as his side being an actual brother and Regulus holding his hand as a puppy crush 🥹 100% he’s calling dibs on both of them, though. Minemineminemine
🔥 the slow burn is cookinggg meeee! Thank you so so much, @lifeandlies-of-regulusblack ! This made me so happy to read! Absolutely made my day!!! 🫶🫶🫶🫶
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