The Marauders watching the new Lion King
James: how did they get all of the animals to come together like this?
Regulus: you're- you're kidding right???
Sirius: they must've added the music after, I reckon
Remus: please tell me you're joking
James and Sirius: ???
Regulus: they're animated, James, it's not real animals
Remus: you do also know that Santa isn't real right???
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Doctor Felix: Yeah I'm currently in 4 different malpractice lawsuits. But that's enough about me what brings you in today?
Oliver, already hard in his pants: I think I'm dying. You should strip me and spit on me.
Felix: Hmmmm, doesn't sound very medical but we can give it a shot!
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Willow is that kind of show where you see a glimpse of a scene in the promo where the characters are covered in dust and you think "wow this must happen after the big epic fight at the end where they all get dirty while battling" and then you get to the episode and its just right at the beginning with Boorman saying "camouflage" as a plan to enter the Immemorial City.
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so
karkat would be TOTALLY obsessed with mtxt books because its karkat and he loves huge romantic stories. he would be rambling dave about complex relationship he xuan and shi qingxuan, about devoted love of hua cheng, something about shen qingqiu and luo binghe and mdzs (sorry didn't read).
and dave will be absolutely lost about all these chinese name and karkat will be like "isn't these are human books and names??? why are you mixing up shi qingxuan and shen qingqiu? they even are from different books, you know" and dave be like "bro i don't know chinese for honest troll names are easier" and karkat just "??????"
and then karkat will drag dave to watch dunhua with him and he will be glowing on every cool moment and dave will try to understand who the fuck all these people
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HE IS SO UNSERIOUS I-
but also, pls, Momo... is that your only objection to your bf adopting??? and I stand corrected since, next panel:
ANSJKDJAJSD ZHANYI SYNCHRONIZED FORETELLING THEY ARE SO SOULMATES IM GONNA BE SICK
lastly, they rly are in The Young and Newlyweds era and I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them I love-
also congrats to the new parents!!!! 🎉🎊🥳
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The fact that the entire British Ilands and especially London depend on the folly for ever magical catastrophe is so funny considering you know that its run by :
A) a very traumatised (probably gay) ww2 veteran who devenetly developed burned out kid syndrome
B) a traumatised ,emotionally as a kid neglected melenial who probably has adhd and a nick for setting shit on fire and dating very dangerous woman
C) a teenage gen z who talks to foxes and is also emotionally neclacted by her parents do to the fact that her older brother is dieing
D) a Doctor who is a specialist for gut medicine but do to the fact he got a really weird hobby got involved and is now waaaay to deep in
E) an archivist who just stics around because he aparently didn’t have anything better to do even though he is a professor but playing magicwiki is a vibe I guess
F) a somali ninja who helps out sometimes
G) a maid who is a fae and never leaves the premise because reasons
H) and of course a dog that got adopted after his owner got killed and nobody wanted him and they kept him for experiments of sort and accidently got attached to him
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Rhy: why is kell so sad?
Lila: he took one of those ‘which ADSOM character are you?’ quizzes
Rhy: …and?
Lila: he got Alucard
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These two buttheads make everything I do worth it.
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Ahem. Here you go :)
Ref
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Did they all show up at the art gallery on the same day to each plan a robbery without coordinating at all skdhdkdhdkdkd
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It's not going very well in my life right now, so I put everything on the backburner to draw some uplifting things. Well I'm not very uplifted, but I now have more art of my idiots (and @crow-songs-at-dawn's own Tomoyo).
Featuring Menthe's new design with the scar.
The dorks are from left to right Tomoyo, Yuki, Menthe and Shizuka. The cats are Brahms, Cookie, Pomme, Chess, Kuro-kun, Nibbles and Koshekh. Who appeared on the drawing because I wanted a cat playing with the pompons but didn't want to move any of the others.
NIbbles is based on my own experience with @crow-songs-at-dawn's cat who likes using my butt as a pillow.
Also Arcopal (the cups) is very important in France.
[Image ID : four people sitting together on a light peach background. Tomoyo, a tall japanese woman with long brown hair, brown eyes and glasses, is playing on a laptop that makes minecraft noises. She's wearing a purple plaid shirt, a Ghost shirt, a long black skirt and thick socks with bones on them. The laptop is covered in stickers. A Siamese cat is sleeping on her legs. She's leaning on Yuki, a small japanese woman with grey and white long hair gathered back, brown eyes and sharp cheekbones. She's wearing a too big blue plaid shirt, a Ghost shirt, a long blue skirt and thick socks decorated with snowflakes. She's knitting something yellow and is surrounded by yarn. An orange cat is playing with one of the balls of yarn. Menthe, a white woman with shaggy brown hair, green eyes and a large scar on her face, is craddling a grey cat against her chest. She's wearing a green hoodie, jeans and green socks with cat heads on them. She's smiling and looking at Shizuka, a japanese man with long blond hair gathered back and black eyes, laying on his stomach beside her. He's wearing a pink hoodie, brown cargo pants and pink socks with atoms on them. He's leaning on one hand, and making a "walking" gesture with the other. A black and white cat is laying beside him and looking at his fingers. A small black cat is on Shizuka's back, playing with his hair. A third cat, large and calico, is sleeping on him. And a last cat, a small brown one with long hair, is playing with the pompon hanging from the sock. Yuki and Shizuka are talking, Yuki about a yellow scarf, Shizuka about pink socks. Tomoyo and Menthe are humming. end ID]
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i always think its so funny when new bullet club members are like BC 4 LIFE!!!! my good bitch u just got here after probably spending most of ur time fighting them lmao
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the tiniest catboy
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Everyone should have funny group photos with friends
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Merlin: Arthur is refusing to speak to me
Merlin: I’m gonna enjoy it while it lasts
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💕💕💕💕💕Awwwww, they’re boyfriends your honor! 💕💕💕💕💕
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