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skylarinfinity · 11 months
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carol: [look at m/n with disappointment] did you do it?
m/n: [pout] why when something goes wrong, you blame me! after all these years, where's the trust?
carol: [raised her eyebrows]
m/n: [sighed] but yeah, I did it.
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daisy-mooon · 5 months
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Kamala: I'm getting another sibling!
Carol: Congratulations! Do you know what-
Muneeba Khan: *slams adoption papers on the table* The sibling is you. Sign right here.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months
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Wade: Wait… You’re a lesbian?! How?!
Carol: It started off as a seven day free trial, but I forgot to cancel, so here we are.
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manhattanminute2 · 9 months
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Avengers reactions to being called straight:
Carol: The fuck, no I'm not.
Maria Hill: Excuse the hell out of you?
Valkyrie: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Wanda: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Kate: Rude.
Natasha: *punches the person*
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Carol: What's Peter to you?
Natasha and Y/N: The reason we wake up every morning.
Wanda: That's adorable!
Peter, their son, earlier that morning, banging pots together: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
(Bonus)
Peter, still banging pots together: I DEMAND ATTENTION!
Y/N: THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING ELSE, RIGHT NOW!
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incorrect-multiverse · 5 months
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Carol: While I’m gone, Kamala, you’re in charge.
Kamala: Yes!!
Carol, whispering: Monica, you’re secretly in charge.
Monica: Obviously.
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kamala: i made you a friendship bracelet! carol, monica, and i have matching ones and i made goose a matching collar too
fury: you know, i don't really wear jewelry...
kamala: oh ok well you don't have to-
fury: back the fuck off this is mine im wearing it
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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months
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Y/N glares angrily at Prince Yan…
Yan: (sings) I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to marry your wife
Y/N: yo High School Musical, less singing more signing the annulment
Carol: are you still on this?!
Y/N: I don’t want to have to explain to our children why mommy is married to two people!
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chaxan08 · 1 month
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Carol(to the Young Avengers): Alright, listen up, you little shits!
Carol: - Not you, Kamala. You’re an angel, and we’re glad you’re here.
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me-uglypretty · 5 months
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Y/n: If Carol isn't a lesbian then explain this!
Fury: That's a picture of Carol and Goose.
Y/n: No, that's a picture of a lesbian and her cat.
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skylarinfinity · 1 year
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m/n: [frustrated] i am capable of controlling my emotions!
carol: [raise her eyebrows] you cried whole day because you see bunch babies flerken.
m/n: [get teary] they are different.
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Y/N jumps off ship going into a free-fall
Carol: I didn't know she could fly
Kamala: Oh no she can't she loses all cognitive thinking when she's high off adrenaline
Carol with widened eyes: Wait what?
Kamala: Yeah it's a good thing she has super healing.
Carol activating her comms: Monica will you please catch y/n before she turns into a pancake
Monica holding you by the collar of your suit: I already got her
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Wanda: Are you guys worried about Y/N?
Carol: Totally!
Kate: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled “what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?!”
Jennifer: And what did you say?
Kate: “I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know!”
Jennifer:
Jennifer: ...They’re lucky to have you as a friend.
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togrowoldinv · 18 days
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*Carol, Kamala, and Monica watching the eclipse together*
Kamala, starting directly at the sun: It’s so bright!
Monica: Kamala, sweetie, please put on the glasses. You will burn your retinas
Kamala: If Carol doesn’t need them, I don’t either
Monica, holding glasses in Carol’s direction: Carol does need them and she’d be a great role model if she put them on
Carol: I literally restarted a sun with my body. I think I’ll be fine
Monica: Do I really always have to explain science to you two?
Carol and Kamala, simultaneously: Yes
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teaaagan · 9 months
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Food
Carol: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Y/N: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Tony: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Natasha: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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