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write-it-motherfuckers · 10 months

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Person A: "How can you not know that you're dating a fucking deity?!"

Person B: "...I mean, to be fair, before the accident they never really acted like a deity around me. Our life together had been mostly domestic and sappy up until that point."

Person A: "And now?"

Person B: "...Honestly, it's still pretty domestic and sappy, they just don't bother hiding their inhuman nature around me anymore."

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fanby-fckry · 5 months

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Alastor: *looking at his hellphone* Why hasn’t he responded? The only reason I have this ridiculous thing is to ‘text’ him.

Lucifer: *texting Lilith* Lili how do you spell gorgous? 😭

#the reason he’s texting Lilith is that she already knows he’s a dumbass #Lucifer: patron of knowledge and eternal dumbass #perfect representation of ‘he’s not dumb but he is a dumbass’#the hazbin one not the actual deity ofc #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #incorrect hazbin quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #radioapple #alastor x lucifer #alastor x lilith x lucifer #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #fanby’s fuckery #fanby: uh3 #fanby: uhverse

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mytholots · 5 months

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Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!

Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.

Apollo: Life?

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h0bg0blin-meat · 4 months

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Artemis: I'm worried about you.

Apollo: *dunks Oreo in whiskey* Why?

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withlovefromolympus · 6 months

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Zeus: Hermes, open up!!

Hermes: i have daddy issues

Zeus: i meant the door, you bastard!

Hera: shh, no, let him speak

#queued post #Hera #zeus #hermes deity #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #incorrect quotes #classical mythology #greek myth memes #mythology #incorrect greek mythology

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greekgodssitcom · 2 months

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Apollo: Wait what happened? Ares are you okay??

Ares: No but that’s unrelated to the concussion

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gotstabbedbyapen · 3 months

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Headcanon time!

There weren't many texts recorded about Hyacinthus coming back to life or being worshipped outside of Sparta is because the Underworld deities didn't want more humans to know resurrection was an option.

Persephone: We're doing something illegal for you and your boyfriend, so you better keep it lowkey.

Apollo: Got it.

Apollo, later: *creates a nationwide festival to celebrate Hyacinthus' resurrection*

#hyacinthus #apollo #persephone #greek mythology #headcanons #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology quote #greek gods #greek goddesses #greek deity #hyacinthia festival

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my--moon · 4 months

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Apollo headcanon I think is silly!

(I have no proof that this would fit with The lore, I just like the idea)

I like to think that children of Apollo can't lie.

Since Apollo is the god of truth, his children can't lie without being harmed. Same goes for him, but he's very much used to it by now. (it still affects him as Lester)

Yes, they can verbally lie, but they'd get a sharp pain in the back of their neck like a shock. They've learnt how to hide the pain tho.

And Nico knows this, so he waits and watches Will's expressions and body language to see if there's any indication of a shock when Will says something

#percy jackson #incorrect percy quotes #pjo #incorrect quotes #percy jackon and the olympians #will solace #Apollo cabin #cabin 7 #apollo kids #pjo hoo toa #lester papadopoulos #apollo deity #apollo pjo #greek pantheon #greek mythology #greek gods #hyacinthus #the trials of apollo #trials of apollo

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sarafangirlart · 1 month

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echo-stimmingrose · 8 months

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Actually fuck you. Ares and Hephaestus are amazing. Also you're just gonna forget Hebe like that?

#I will not stand for Ares or Hephaestus slander #also seriously how did Rick forget about Hebe????? TF?#Yes i know very well that pjo is just a fictional childrens series (i loved greek myths and knew a lot about them before i even knew pjo-#(- Was a thing) But why did we forget about Hebe?#is there some myths where she is not Hera's child? Ive only ever read her as being Hera's daughter.#but to be fair i dont know Hebe as welll as the other myths and deity's #hera #ares #hephaestus #hebe #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #percy jackson and the olympians #heros of olympus #pjo hoo toa #the lost hero

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luxthestrange · 10 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#169 Your TRUE rival

Zeus: Given the circumstances...we took measures on how to keep you under control

Y/n*With a raised brow with an eye roll *Wha-...Uh no offense man...but what can YOU do now that Earth hasn't already exposed me to in the years I have been alive on it

Zeus*Looking actually smug*Well...now that you mention it, I may have found something...

-The gods move out of their way...letting someone walk beside to show herself proudly-

Your Religious Aunt: Oh Hello Y/n!~

Y/n*Starring at your aunt then back at the gods with a snarl, discussed tone*YOU ARE HEARTLESS MONSTERS AND I HOPE THAT EVERY SECOND THAT YOU STILL HAVE LEFT OF LIFE IS FUSED WITH AN INSISTENT AGONY!?-

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror #snv #record of ragnarok x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #religious aunt #ror zeus #snv zeus #humanity x deities #ror in the nutshell #snv in the nutshell #ror incorrect quotes #snv incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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mytholots · 3 months

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Apollo: You disgust me.

Hermes: *eating a kitkat sideways* And?

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h0bg0blin-meat · 6 months

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Ares: I just stubbed my toe.

Ares: But did I cry like a baby?

Ares: Of course not.

Ares: A baby don't have the lung capacity for the sound I just made.

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withlovefromolympus · 9 months

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Hera: how did you get in here?!

Hermes: the window, or as i like to call it, The Hermes Door

#queued post #hera #hermes deity #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek mythology

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greekgodssitcom · 9 months

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Hermes: This is my brother Ares

Camera Man: Ares … god of war?

Hermes: Apart from the whole bloodlust thing he’s unproblematic

#don’t judge #S: me #greek mythology #greek god sitcom #greek gods #greek myth memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #god #hermes god #hermes #hermes and ares #ares deity #ares greek god #ares god of war #ares greek mythology #the camera man

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gotstabbedbyapen · 3 months

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Apollo coming to see Helios and the dawn just stood talking: Guys? What the fuck? It’s the day? Why is there no sun in the sky??

Helios: Look over that horizon and tell me you wanna go out there.

Apollo looks over the horizon to see Athena stood there, fully battle clad, boss music playing, fully ready to kill so Odysseus and Penelope can cuddle a little longer.

Apollo: … Fuck that.

When people say shippers are weird, remember that Athena strangled the Sun and the Dawn away from the sky so her OTP can cuddle longer 🥰

P/S: Eos is the goddess of dawn and the sister of Helios.

#apollo #helios #eos #athena #odysseus x penelope #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology quote #greek mythology #greek deity #greek god #greek goddesses

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