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gotstabbedbyapen · 1 day

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Zeus: Hades, man! Come join us in tormenting this Odysseus guy!

Poseidon: Yeah, he's coming to your kingdom next. It's your turn now!

Hades: I don't know, seems a little unethical-

Persephone: *pushes Hades aside* Sounds fun! Can I join?

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amphitriteswife · 3 months

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✨Lore Olympus art fails✨

What happend to brodie’s hair😭 girl aint got no hairline at all. It starting on her head atp. Also why her head looking like a minecraft block 💀 and why is it like 10x bigger than her body

Uhh ma’am why is Hades a dog😭??? Bro got his own fursona. BRO IS CERBERUS LIKE SAVE MY DAWG FROM HIS FURSONA. Bro joined the furry fandom 😟

What the fuck is this 😭 bro’s hand bigger than his head and neck combined HIS NOSE LOOKS LIKE GRU’S HELP

Uhh miss where is your hairline? 😭 also why do her eyes look upside down??? Yo her neck real strong if you can carry the weight if such a big head yall. SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHIPMUNK 💀 this aint cute at all

Uhh ma’am you is missing eyes brows. Forever 19 and still having a receding hairline?? Girly be pulling up w the bug eyes 🐛 also why are her arms so long compared to her body??

‘ Lo is a modern retelling’ THEN WHY IS PERSEPHONE SEXUALIZED SINCE THE FORST EPISODE??? And why is she supposed to look pathetic??? 😭😭 also she aint chubby or plus sized💀 as you can see she is just so curvy her spine has the golden radio arch

Girl that dress is almost falling off her 💀 and the left side of her head is going bald😭 HER EYEBROWS TOOK OVER HER FOREHEAD

GOOD LORD WHO’S IDEA WAS THIS . Also her eyes aint looking in the same direction. And her boobs look glued on.

Not Hera having the hades built😭 HER BODY IS LIKE MASSIVE COMPARED TO HER HEAD. THE SHOULDERS BRO

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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months

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annabeth: why are you following me?

percy: because we’re dating now

annabeth: okay… what about grover?

percy: we’re a package deal

grover: buy one idiot, get one free

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incorrecthomer · 2 months

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[at Achilles's funeral] Agamemnon: *places his hand on the pyre and sobs* Agamemnon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

#greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #greek heroes #incorrect greek heroes #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect quotes #iliad #incorrect iliad #agamemnon #achilles #achilles&agamemnon

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meditando-en-paris · 1 year

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Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*

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tostealtimefromthefates · 7 months

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Odysseus: Love, if I died, would you get married again?

Penelope: That's a stupid question, I wouldn't let you die.

Odysseus: But what if it was out of your control, like I was run over by a chariot or fell ill or something?

Penelope: I would march down into the Fields of Punishment and drag you back out.

Odysseus: What if I was at peace in the afterlife, and didn't want to come back?

Penelope: I don't care what you want, you think I'm living without you? Are you crazy?

Odysseus: Awwwww. Wait, why did you just assume I'd end up in the Fields of Punishment?

Penelope: Have you met yourself? You're a heinous bastard and that's why I love you.

#tsoa #incorrect tsoa quotes #the odyssey #greek mythology #source: unknown #odysseus #penelope #odypen #incorrect epic the musical quotes #epic the musical #tagamemnon

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vampbloodbunny · 1 year

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Bromance

percy : bro look at this art

Jason : okay lemme see it bro

percy : * shows phone *

jason : bro that's the camera on selfie mode

percy : that's cuz ur art bro

jason : b r o

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sarcasm-and-stiles · 5 months

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Percy: When do you usually go to sleep?

Y/N: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

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incorrectgreekgods · 8 months

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Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out. *Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug* Artemis: Who took my wallet? Hermes: Sorry.

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athenas-sw0rd · 10 months

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Agamemnon: I never considered you a rival.

Achilles: I never considered you at all.

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0lympian-c0uncil · 4 months

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Poseidon: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea taste different if you put it in hot water

Athena,*slowly puts down her book*: Y-You were putting it in cold water....

Poseidon: ....

Hera: Poseidon. Answer the question. Poseidon!

Poseidon: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Everyone: ....

Poseidon: You think I have the patience to boil water?

Dionysus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????

Apollo,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!

Dionysus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!

Apollo: It takes less than a minute!

Hermes: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????

Apollo: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!

Hermes: Like 7 minutes!

Dionysus: *nods*

Apollo: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.

Zeus: HA- You're putting the whole mug on the stove?????? on medium heat???? You're stove is enchanted!