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agamemnon: so what are your powers?
ajax: i'm super strong
odysseus: i was blessed by athena with wisdom
achilles: i have super human speed
patroclus: i can control achilles
agamemnon: that's not really-
odysseus: no, trust us. he's our strongest member.
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Achilles: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Patroclus: AS ENEMIES?!
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Agamemnon: *breathes*
Achilles: *hisses and snuggles closer to Patroclus*
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Kidnapper, on the phone with Patroclus: We have Prince Achilles. Give us one million drachma and he will be returned unharmed.
Achilles, in the background: Woah, woah, woah! You think I’m only worth one million??
Kidnapper: Wait, what-
Achilles: MAKE IT FIFTY!
Patroclus: ACHILLES STOP TALKING!!
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Patroclus, talking to their pet: come here, you're so cute!
Achilles: *runs to sit in Pat's lap* i know
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patroclus and achilles: we trusted you
agamemnon and odysseus: why?
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LOSING IT 😭😭
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Achilles: HELP! I told Patroclus I'd cook dinner and I can't cook!
Odysseus, already burning water: Don't worry I got this
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Thetis: You can't marry Patroclus. He is not worthy of you!
Achilles: It seems that someone will not be invited to the wedding.
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Literally all the trojans when Patroclus died
fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck
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Patroclus: Your lips are so pretty.
Achilles: You should see my other ones.
Patroclus: What?
Achilles: What
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POV: Will Read Song of Achilles
Apollo, visiting Will at CHB: Will! Where are you?
Will, with tear tracks on his cheeks: GET OUT!
Apollo: Hey, what happened?
Will: *holds up The Song of Achilles book*
Apollo:
Apollo: I can explain-
Will: WHY, DAD?!?!?!?!
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me reading tsoa: why is there an whole 2 pages describing how hot Achilles is?
Oh yeah this is Patroclus' pov
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odysseus: men with long hair are such sluts. what do u have long hair for? for other men to pull it?
achilles: wha
odysseus: whore.
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