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matustheus · 3 months

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Hermes and his Lightning McQueen sneakers KACHOW

#hermes fanart #hermes god #hermes deity #hermes greek mythology #greek mythology fanart #ancient greek mythology #ancient greek gods #greek gods #hermes #greek mythology #mythologyart #artist on tumblr #digital art #art

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lepetitdragonvert · 7 months

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Minerva or Pallas Athena

1898

Artist: Gustav Klimt

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nobuuses · 1 year

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generouskittentidalwave · 6 days

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A great leader surrounded by chucklenuts

Odysseus: *Takes 600 men to a 10 year war and no one died there*

The men afterwards: *open the bag of winds that leads them to get killed, blames Odysseus for it despite none of it happening if THEY DIDN'T OPEN THE DAMN BAG*

The rest of the men: *Goes into a random house against their second in commands orders and eat a strangers food that turns them into pigs and Odysseus had to save their asses A SECOND TIME*

One guy: *gets drunk there and breaks his neck by falling off a cliff and blames Odysseus for that for some wack ass reason*

The rest of the men: *Blame Odysseus for keeping his wits over his hubris and running away from Scylla and not dooming the whole rest of the fleet instead to kill her*

The rest of them: *Told one thing, ONE THING, not to eat the cattle of Helios, BUT THEN THEY EAT THE CATTLE OF HELIOS THAT CAUSES THEM ALL TO DIE AFTERWARDS*

Yes telling the cyclops his name was cool yet stupidly ballsy move in the musical and just stupidly ballsy in the ancient tale but let's be real here what happened to the crew was their own fault.

#odysseus #the odyssey #greek mythology #epic the musical #epic: the musical #the iliad #greek heroes #homer's odyssey #homer's iliad #homer #ancient greek mythology #greek myth #ancient greek gods #ancient greek #greek mythology memes #tagamemnon

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greekmythcomix · 4 months

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Silly Playmobil Olympian fun (on Twitter)

(I’ll add ALT tomorrow when I’m not so tired)

#playmobil #greek mythology #tagamemnon #greek myth #greek myth retellings #ancient greek gods #Olympians #Olympus #silly #new years eve #bye

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useless-denmarkfacts · 3 months

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Fun fact: Unlike most other ancient pantheons, the Nordic Gods have exactly zero instances of direct familial incest

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inc0rrectmyths · 10 months

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𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: Can you bring me the hoe?

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗮: For sure!

(minutes later)

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗮:

𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿:

𝗭𝗲𝘂𝘀: Why am I here?

#💀🤚#greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #demeter #hera #zeus #incorrect greek gods #ancient greek gods #incorrect gods #classical mythology #incorrect greek myths #incorrect greek mythology

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sawbeaver · 10 months

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From Hermes to Virgin Mary

*Mixed Dionysus myth from the Orphism.

#Orphism #dyonisus #jesus christ #virgin mary #ancient greek gods #ancient greek myth #ancient greek mythology #greek myth #greek myth art #mercury #bacchus #zagreus #jesus

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grapefood · 2 months

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Ares's has to play along with aphrodite's weird fetish

#my post #my art #olympic gods #ares #aphrodite #apollo #hermes #athena #greek gods #ancient greek gods #memes #meme #incorrect qoute

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i-need-of-a-hobby · 8 months

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artemis: let me see if i understand artemis: you rejected men so hard artemis: you rejected the concept of being one ancient greek trans girl: that is correct. artemis: artemis: welcome to the family!

#artemis: we have two rules #avoid all men #and avoid my brother #your sleep pad is on the left #artemis says trans rights #dont disobey artemis #shes ace your honor #greek mythology #greek gods #ancient greek #ancient greece #ancient greek gods #artemis #hunters of artemis #trans #trans rights #lgbtq #lgbtqia #queer

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dodgytransformer · 6 days

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maturing is realising that neither the Trojans nor the Greeks were responsible for the Trojan war, the gods were.

#ancient greek gods #ancient greek mythology #greek gods #greek mythology #greek tumblr #autism #trojan war #troy #helen definetly wasn't responsible either #the only assholes were neoptelemus and agamemnon #and achilles when he was greiving pat #hektor is my darling boy though #special interest #tsoa #epic the musical

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matustheus · 8 months

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Another Underworld Hermes with the souls of the Dead as butterflies 🦋✨

#greek gods #greek mythology #art #greek pantheon #hermes #artists on tumblr #hermes greek mythology #hermes fanart #hermes deity #hermes greek god #hermes god #ancient history #ancient greece #ancient greek mythology #ancient greek gods

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fullofobsessions · 4 months

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*When Apollo stopped Python in the middle of the prophecy*

Percy: "ARE YOU TELLING ME WE COULD HAVE JUST DONE THAT THIS WHOLE TIME?!"

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #ancient greek gods #ancient greek mythology #greek gods #greek mythology #ancient greece #mythology #percy jackson memes #greek mythology memes #apollo #lester papadopoulos #the trials of apollo #the tower of nero #python #rick riordan #mythologies

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nobuuses · 2 years

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achilles: i can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore out of this one boys

achilles: so manslaughter it is

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generouskittentidalwave · 7 days

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What goes around comes around

The Iliad: *Diomedes being at his wits end about Odysseus not listening and opening the bag*

The Odyssey, during the song "Keep your friends close": *Odysseus being at his wits end about his crew opening the bag after spending 9 full days and nights not sleeping*

---- the aftermath ----

Diomedes: "Hey Ody, look what I found, a bag! Hope no one opens it" *hands Odysseus the bag and runs, waiting to see what happens*

Odysseus: *hears the screaming of 550 men while looking at the bag, stares blankly at it before calmly setting the bag down and curling up into a ball in the corner.*

Diomedes: "...."

Athena: "And this is what mortals call "Trauma Therapy? .... Where's the therapy part-?"

Diomedes: "Listen I'm doing the best I can with my best friend that YOU broke by the way"

#odysseus #the odyssey #epic the musical #diomedes #the iliad #epic: the musical #epic the musical keep your friends close #greek mythology memes #greek mythology #greek mythos #greek mythology incorrect quotes #athena #greek goddess #ancient greek gods #greek gods #greek heroes

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amefuyuu · 8 months

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I love how absolutely petty the Greek gods are in every single adaptation of the Greek epics, like the way Odysseus in Epic the musical (in ‘just a man’ ) doesn’t want to kill Andromache and Hectors baby (sorry I’m blanking on the name atm) and says he will take him back to Ithaca and raise him but Zeus is like ‘no the fuck you wont, try it and see what happens, yknow what, I’ll tell everyone else too just so we can watch your downfall if you do.’ Like BRO CALM DOWN😭

#epic the musical #epic the troy saga #Odysseus #Zeus #ancient greek gods #would this count as tagamemnon? ima do it anyways #tagamemnon

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