#lookin at you zeus
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Fun fact: Unlike most other ancient pantheons, the Nordic Gods have exactly zero instances of direct familial incest
#nonask#denmark#admiralen#fact#nordic gods#norse gods#norse is an antiquated term that should not be used#but the rest of the world hasnt really discovered that so im putting it in the tags#anyway#shoutout to the following:#ancient greek gods#lookin at you zeus#ancient egyptian gods#ancient kemet#most of the old roman gods also#sumerian gods#babylonian gods#all of the mesopotamian deities basically#also i believe ancient chinese gods#and ancient japanese gods most definitely#i mean most of them didnt have much choice true#but some of them DID have options#they just chose not to make use of them#so good work nordic gods for keeping up that genetic diversity
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joel asking if we would rather see him make builds or be a whore at the end of his most recent empires video like he doesn't already know the answer
#empires s2#empires smp#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#the answer is that yes i want to see you have more children joel#zeus kinnie lookin ass
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Zeus Lament
Hold on to your fucking seats y’all! Things get messy! Both for good and for bad!
***I do not give anyone consent to repost, translate or copy my work!!!
Warnings 18+: Angst , Dub-Con Sex , Mind-Control/Mental Manipulation , Infidelity , Mentions of Cheating , Domestic Violence situation , Blood (Golden Celestial) , Nipple Stimulation , Cursing , Spitting , Breeding Kink , Oral (Female Receiving) , Death . PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!!
Pairings: Zeus/Walter Marshall x Angela's (Black!Plus Size Female)
Description: A terrible storm is approaching the city, wonder what could possibly be the cause?
Word Count: 5.8K
Song: Only RY X , Call out my name by The Weeknd.
The man sat across from his wife as she ate her fill and sipped on her wine. Everything but her beauty, disgusted him. But lately, even that was faltering. She was evil, jealous and spiteful. The infamous; Goddess of Marriage herself, Hera.
‘You are quiet today husband.’ She said blandly as she took another sip of her wine to wash down the food in her throat.
A reluctant smirk curled on his lips before he glanced away and shook his head. A small, hysterical chuckle left his lips before he rested his elbows on the golden table and rested his face in his palms.
‘You speak to me as if you don’t know what you’ve done, wife.’ The word had poison behind it. It was no secret that Zeus had a loathe over his wife that no man or immortal had ever seen. Some would say with great reason! She’d proved herself to be murderous and invidious on many occasions.
But, Zeus wasn’t in the right either.
Sleeping around with mortals in different disguises to hide his true form; impregnating and soiling the oats that have been left untamed thousands of years ago.
Perhaps, he’d driven her over the edge that she couldn’t retract from.
Hera peeled her eyes away from her plate of food and glared up at her indignant husband. She tilted her head to the side gently, ‘What is it now, Zeus? You’re angry about that little “accident” that you’ve created? Many of what you’ve called them yourself.’
Zeus slammed his palm on the golden plated table, standing up to his feet with a baleful scowl written across his dramatic features. ‘THEY WERE MY CHILDREN!’
‘Your children are here!’ Hera spat hatefully. She had no remorse, no regret. ‘On Olympus where they belong. Not with those disgusting mongrels you call humans. Such a pathetic excuse for creations. Just like-’
‘I’d watch my next words, woman.’ His face, carved into perfection like stone and marble. Zeus stood up straight and swallowed hard.
She stared back up at him, not breaking the glare. ‘Why do you do it? Why do you constantly put me through this Zeus? Do you think I want to act the way I do? Do you think I thrive off of being bitter and hateful?! I am only this way because you made me this way!’
‘No, you only do this because you don’t give a damn about nobody but yourself!’
Hera grimaced and slowly stood to her feet, scooting her throne back behind her. ‘Selfish?! While I SIT HERE AND YOU GO OUT AND FROLIC ABOUT BETWEEN THE THIGHS OF THOSE VILE CREATURES!’ Golden tears filled her bright blue orbs. ‘I sit here and I wait for you, ZEUS!’
‘FOR WHAT!?’ he snapped back. Thunder began to roar beyond the walls. ‘DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?! I don’t want you! I haven’t wanted you in centuries! I only married you in the first place because it was a power move. You were a mistake–’
‘Mistake?! Zeus-’
‘You will address me as your King.’ He placed his hands on the table and peered across, ‘I won’t stop, Hera. I will not stop until I have found happiness and created a demi-God army of my own.’
‘Zeus-’
‘YOU WILL NOT STOP ME HERA!’ He exclaimed with great disdain in his voice. He began to round the table slowly, his golden heeled sandals clicking and echoing within the walls.
Hera snatched up the golden blade she’d used to cut into her roasted goose.
As soon as she found a good grip around the handle, he’d snatched her up by her throat looking down into her eyes.
‘Ugh!’ She exclaimed at the sudden roughness. Golden tears had fallen down the sides of her face.
‘If you interfere with my affairs again, My Queen.’ The word burned the back of his throat. Oh he’d do anything to strip her from that title. Hell, he really did hate her enough to kill her himself. She’d taken so much away from him.
‘I will kill you… do you understand?’
Hera turned her gaze away from him, but he tightened up his grasp.
Her lips trembled as she looked up into his stormy eyes. ‘You wouldn’t dare…’ she choked out.
‘Then you don’t know me the way you think you do.’ He added monitorily. His warnings always went undone. Leaving ample room for Hera to continue to disobey him.
He shoved her away from him before the both of them heard the small call of their youngest daughter, Hebe.
‘Mama?’
She looked over at the massive golden doors that were cracked open. There she spotted the little face of the tiny goddess. Hera cleared her throat and put on her best smile, ‘Hebe. Darling-’ She approached her with open arms.
The young one pushed the door open a little further before running towards her mother who was now on her knees.
‘You’re supposed to be resting my sweet.’
‘I couldn’t sleep, mama.’
Zeus watched the mother speak to their daughter before he quickly spun off and walked towards the second set of double doors.
***
The dark clouds loomed up above. Lightning bolts scattered across the sky like veins. The wind blew hard enough to almost tear her apartment building off of the support beams!
Storms were quite the norm where Angela was from. The lightning capital of the world, Tampa, Florida. She’d lived through countless hurricanes and tropical storms.
The news measured it out to be a tropical storm, the first one of the season. But something about this particular storm was different than the rest.
Thunder shook the floor beneath her feet, causing her to stop in her tracks and wait for it to calm down. Angela had never been so anxious during a storm. Hell, this was her favorite kind of weather! But she had a gut feeling something bad was going to happen.
The woman ripped open the big bag of ice and poured it into the cooler. Then, she began to stock perishable snacks and foods inside of it.
Once she was done, she did a head count of her 5 gallon dispenser jugs, found her waterproof flashlight with batteries and made sure she had candles.
Angie placed her hands on her hips and gave herself a firm nod, ‘Alright! What could possibly go wrong?’ Another vociferous thunder clap erupted outside, causing lightning to flicker inside of her apartment. Then, the lights flickered off.
The power died, causing an eerie silence to fill the air. ‘Dammit, running my mouth. I just fucked the whole building.’ She rolled her eyes and picked up her phone. The battery was on 11%. ‘What?!’ She exclaimed as she looked at the charger adaptor that had never been plugged up into the wall.
‘You’ve got to be shitting me.’
She turned on the light on her phone and loaded up the flashlight with batteries and put her phone on Low Power Mode. Clicking the power on the flashlight. She walked down the hall to the electric breaker and pulled it open.
Shining the light on the labeled switches, she shifted them to the side one and then back to their original places. But nothing. She assumed whatever generator the apartments management used had gone to shit.
‘Cheap fucks’ she hissed before the flashlight began to flicker. ‘Uh uh! No, no!’ She began to bang on it, hoping it would keep its power but when it died, she let out a heavy huff. ‘Dammit.’
Angela walked back into the kitchen and began to light candles.
Once the apartment was decorated with artificial light, she walked into her bedroom and took off her dress.
She walked over to her dresser, lightning taking its own place in her room this time. Again, thunder followed. Not able to stand the blinding brightness, she walked over to the patio doors to close them. But what she saw in her backyard frightened her.
Air lodged in her throat so she was unable to breathe out or in, she stared at the tall, dark figure that stood in the grass. Heavy, slanted rain blurred out its features but by the size of its shoulders, it had to be a man.
Whatever the hell it was… it was massive.
‘Close. The blinds. Angela. Close the blinds.’ She choked before quickly pulling the stick to the side and twisting them closed.
Stumbling backwards, she let out a shuddered breath. She was afraid to walk to the kitchen and grab her phone; having the slightest belief that somehow the uncanny being would find its way inside without any aid.
So, she just sat on the bed and stared.
‘Wooo. It’s OK. Ain’t nobody gonna come out here in this rain…’ she uttered to herself and pulled her comforter back and tucked her chilly legs beneath.
Every once in a while she would toss and turn. But she always brought her attention back to the blinds. Her anxiety wouldn’t let her rest for a while, until she just closed her eyes and counted.
***
Zeus stood in the shadows of her bedroom. Lightning flickering across his face as he watched the mortal woman sleep soundly. Her soft snores could barely be heard over the rain that beat down against the glass slide door.
Stepping from the safety of the darkness, Zeus crept over to her bed. His fingertips grazed atop the silky, bronze colored sheets. Once he made it to her, his bright blue eyes searched her face.
She was a beauty to behold. Full lips, skin brown as cherry wood. Lashes so thick they almost looked like paint brushes. Then, it was her hair. Sprawled out beneath her it was coily and thick. He leaned down carefully, nuzzling his nose within the warmth of her hair. He inhaled deeply, slowly. Taking in her scent. She smelled of Rosemary and Lavender. Two scents he could get lost in forever.
Pulling away, he grazed his pointy nose over her wide one before gently pressing his lips against hers. Letting his lips settle there, his mustache and beard tickled her chin and nose. Causing her to stir out of her sleep.
Angela’s dark brown eyes flashed open to see the intruder with a beard and thick dark curly hair hovering over her. Her first reaction was to scream but instead Zeus had tricks of his own.
‘Shhh, don’t scream.’
Her eyes reflected once in gold as she inhaled so hard she thought her head would explode.
Zeus’ eyes continued to roam her face before traveling down to her neck and then the valley of her breasts.
‘Wh-who are you? What are you doing in my apartment?’ Angela’s voice was rugged and shaky. But she was careful not to be too loud.
‘Something you would never be able to comprehend mortal woman.’ His voice was much gentler than how he spoke to Hera just a few days before.
His eyes broke from her gaze as he carefully ran his palm over her silky flesh; starting from her belly to her thighs but also pulling the blanket off in the process. Revealed onto him was her half naked body, dressed in a white sports bra and matching thong.
Angela flinched at his cool touch, quickly shifting her hips away from him. ‘Don’t touch—‘
‘Don’t fight me.’ He hissed as thunder shook the apartment once again.
Just like before, she followed his command willingly. She just laid there with tears in her eyes as his large hands began to caress her chubby thighs. ‘Wh-what are you g-gonna do to me?’ Angela stammered.
‘Anything I please…’ he licked his lips as he looked up at her once again. She was silently sobbing. Tears falling into place of the last on the sides of her head. His thick brows pulled into one before he leaned back over her once again, ‘Oh my sweet one… don’t cry.’
Her sobs instantly stopped.
‘Don’t you know how lucky you are? How special you are?’ Zeus brought his hand up and smooth out her cheek with his knuckles. Then, his index grazed her bottom lip. ‘You don’t have to be scared of me… I won’t hurt you.’
‘I—I have a boyfriend.. we’ve been dating for 3 years and—‘ she lied. ‘And-and he’ll be here soon!’
‘Oh? In this weather?’ Zeus said softly as he gently pinched her chin. ‘How romantic or jus plain stupid.’ He purred softly. ‘Tell me sweetheart, have you ever fuck a God?’
Angela’s eyes grew slightly, his words rocking her core, ‘N-‘
‘I didn’t think so… you see Angel. You need someone who’s gonna take care of you. In more ways than just… one.’ His index dropped to the valley of her breasts.
A God?! What the hell was a God doing in her apartment? And why her out of all people?
‘A God? There’s no way—‘
Zeus stared down into her eyes, his eyes flickering a bright gold for a second before fading back to their stormy blue.
‘Oh my—‘
‘Zeus…’
Angela stared up at him; her eyes were a cauldron of fear, disbelief, and slight adoration. She had never seen something— something so graceful. So beautiful. ‘B-but why me?’
‘Well isn’t it obvious my little love? I have been watching you for weeks. That little inkling you felt of being watched.. It was me. I have been in your corner. You have enough beauty to my own daughter to shame.’
Aphrodite would not like that at all. She was much like her mother. Scorned to hell.
‘You’ve been stalking me?!’
‘Stalking, watching? Call it whatever you’d like. Fact of the matter is … you’re mine.’
His words nestled within her soul, causing whatever frightened feeling she had left to dissipate. In an instant, she felt protected. Perhaps it was his magic, controlling her mind and messing with her chemical imbalances. Whatever it was… it made her feel good.
Zeus leaned down once again, lips almost touching hers. ‘Let me have you.’
Closing her eyes, ‘Yes.’ She uttered before parting her lips to welcome him in a kiss.
Without another moment wasted, Zeus took her lips into his. He slithered his thick tongue into her mouth as his hand slithered down between her thighs. He grasped the thin fabric into his fist and tugged it; instantly tearing it to shreds.
Angela’s fingers instantly found their way in his soft thick, dark locks which seem never ending. She barely noticed the absence of her panties until he was pushing her thighs part. The warmth from ecstasy was keeping her warm until he pressed his cold fingertips against her sensitive nub.
‘Ooh.’ She gasped softly, her hips buckling for a second. ‘Cold.’
‘Forgive me little love.’ He began to rub at her core before slipping his middle and ring inside of her sticky entrance.
Angela shuddered out in a moan, goosebumps prickling all over her skin, nipples hardening against her thin bra.
She ripped her eyes away from his haunting gaze and looked down to watch him knead her from the inside out. She gripped the sheets beneath her. Her chest caving in as she tried to breathe through the pleasure. She wanted so badly to do something with her legs, kick and flail them about but she was still under his command. Don’t fight me.
‘Ugh!’ She exclaimed as Zeus curled his fingers up and toyed with her G-spot.
A wicked grin curled on his face as he watched her writhe and buck her hips into his embrace. He pressed his forehead against hers.
Angela opened her mouth to speak but her words instantly became gibberish and a bed of incoherent moans.
‘If you want it my sweet, all you have to do is ask.’
She felt her lower belly twist and knot, causing her thighs to clench as she felt her climax creeping up. It felt so close yet, so far. Wait, was he controlling that?!
‘Can I — can I cum, please?’ She placed her hand on his shoulder, her nails gently digging into it through the cloth of his shirt.
Zeus chuckled menacingly, ‘As you wish.’
His words were like some kind of invisible trigger, she was the chemical reaction that shifted the bullet in place and fired off the gunpowder.
Angela inhaled hard before a satisfied scream erupted from her lungs. Her head fell back against her plush pillow, body trembling as she tried to comprehend that kind of intensity.
He finally pulled his fingers from the warm home of her. ‘I can provide you with so much more. Would you like that?’ His sticky fingers grazed her neck.
‘Yes. I-I need you.’
That stomach twisting smile curled up once again against his beard. He was to die for.
Zeus stood up, bringing her small hand in his grasp and bringing her up to her feet. Her legs wobbly from the previous assault on her womb and cunt.
‘Then you have me, my little love.’
He towered over her like a mountain. Him sitting on her bed made him seem so much smaller that way. Zeus leaned down, pressing his lips against hers once more as his clothes disappeared.
She wrapped her arms around his wide frame as he pulled her chubby body against toned muscles. Angela pulled away from the kiss. Her big brown eyes trailed from his face to his shoulders, and abdomen. ‘Wow…’ her hands slipped from his shoulders and down his abdomen. ‘You’re really… real.’
‘As real as you are my love.’
She wasn’t expecting a God, no— the infamous King Of Gods to be so… kind. History made him out to be a spineless shithead. But this being before him was everything but that.
Or was that what he was making her think?
‘Lay back. Get comfortable.’
Following his command, Angela sat back down on her bed and laid back against her pillows.
Zeus stood at the end of the bed before crawling in and spreading her thighs. He lowered his head between her legs as he rested on his front side. Then, he planted soft kisses on her inner thighs, navigating his lips to her flower.
He placed the flattening of his tongue on her slit before lapping up slowly until he found her clit and brought it between his lips.
‘Mmmm, yess.’ She moaned out as she reached down and found her fingers intertwined in his locks once again.
He sucked teasingly on her clit before letting it go with a pop, then flicking his tongue over it. He used her pussy as if it were her mouth instead. Licking, and kissing with passion and a purpose.
‘Ooooh Zeus just like that. Mmmm.’ Angela moaned as she rolled and rocked her hips into his face.
Her words only fueled his desire and want for her. He grabbed her thighs and pushed them back so he could satisfy her in a more efficient way. More exposed, Zeus was about to dip his tongue within her walls and lick her from the inside out. Every once in a while though, his tongue would slip and tickle at her puckered asshole.
Angela leaned up on her elbows, her breathing shallow as she watched this celestial being indulge on her body in the most sinful of ways. He was just wicked in that way. Honestly, if it weren’t for the immense pleasure he was inflicting upon her– she would’ve thought this was a dream. ‘Uhhh fuck!’
Zeus relished in her taste. She tasted the most delectable of forbidden treats. He wanted to keep his face buried between her thighs for as long as the Earth rotated but the way his hips grind against the bed to soothe his aching member… Zeus was more than ready to claim her.
Letting out a gentle grunt at the pleasure that burned at his lower gut, Zeus’ lips ghosted her inner thigh before placing a gentle kiss there.
She had just begun to recover from her profound orgasms. Her thighs trembled, almost mimicking the sound of thunder outside. ‘Oh! Fuu—‘
Zeus brought himself up on his knees. His naked body resembled the ancient marble that were carved in Greece thousands of years ago. Except that one particular thing.
Humans once believed that men that wielded such large members lacked intelligence and were compared to violent, brainless, sex-crazed creatures.
Actually, Zeus’ cock had been tampered to be quite the insignificant thing but now… it was no wonder he made stupid decisions.
With distinguishable veins traveling over his Adonis belt, that was a sign of healthy blood flow. He was hung like nothing she’d ever seen. The whole package really.
‘Jesus- oh… I mean…’ Angela whimpered softly as she finally pulled her eyes away from his cock. ‘Wow… you are… not what I expected.’
Zeus smirked and began to crawl over her, closing that gap between them. ‘You’ve must’ve seen the statues. Are you afraid?’ His smile had grown slightly bigger.
She let out a soft breath. Well, she had a lot of reasons to be afraid right now. One of them being that a celestial God that had been known for his treachery was laying between her legs!
‘Mmm. No.’ She lied again.
‘Then we shall make haste.’ He said before helping her get her sports bra from over her head. Her breasts were so round, large and supple. His tongue traced over his lips as he tried to calm the beast that was so desperately fighting to get free.
Then, his eyes flicked up back to hers, ‘Are you ready my sweet?’
Swallowing hard, Angela nodded as her hands gently rested against his cool muscular back.
Zeus had given her a sly smile before adjusting his hips. His thick bell shaped tip against her honey coated pussy. And before he made the final blow, he pressed his lips against hers. Their tongues slipped in one another’s mouth once again for a short moment before he pulled away slightly.
‘Bite down on me if it hurts…’
Angela nodded one more time before bringing him back into another kiss.
As they kissed, Zeus thrusted his hips forward only slipping just the tip in. A wince left his chest as he felt the piercing pain of her biting down into his bottom lip. It was too late to pull back now. So he began to sink his hips into her further. This earned him a loud wail from her but the piercing continued.
Gritting his teeth to bear the pain, Zeus let out a groan as he went as deep as he possibly could.
Angie had released his hold on his lips and looked up at him with terror in her eyes. Half from the brutal stretch and half from his lips and beard coated in shiny gold blood.
‘Ugh! — Oh My— Zeus, is that? My God— you’re bleeding!’
Zeus pressed his fingers against his lips and examined it, ‘Yes. It appears that I am.’
‘Well, are you alright?!’ She exclaimed in worry.
He couldn’t help the gentle feeling that came over him. The feeling of knowing someone cared for him. He knew that his wife did… but not in the way he felt from Angela. Hera only wanted her throne and position of power. She’d otherwise be nothing without him. But, Angela… no other human woman had shown such compassion and kindness. Even if… some of this was against her will.
‘I’m fine my little mortal… see?’
Zeus brushed his thumb over his wounds and they healed in an instant. Only the blood remained and would serve as a reminder that he could also be hurt too.
Letting out a breath in relief she grabbed his face and pressed the back of her hand against his bearded jaw.
He brought back his hips slowly and steadily before thrusting forward once again. He held back a moan that always slipped between his lips.
But Angela let out a whimper as her nails dug into his flesh a little.
Zeus soon began to pick up the rhythm of his hips, creating a bit more friction. Now he wasn’t holding back his moans. She felt way too good to front over.
Angela felt so uncomfortably full at first but then a surge of pleasure began to pump through her body like drugs. She’s had great sex before but nothing could compare to this! Her standards have completely changed and if it wasn’t him… then she didn’t want it.
‘Ooooo! Zeus, fuck that’s so fucking good baby. Haaa! Don’t stop!’
‘Uhhhh. I’m not my love, we can go for as—URGH! As long as you like.’
Their moans echoed throughout her room and was enough to combat the lightning that was striking nearby and the thunder that shook the building. They were in a world of their own at this point.
Zeus brought up Angela’s thigh and rested her leg over his shoulder. He began to pump deeper, harder and faster. ‘Ooh fuck… you feel so fucking amazing.’ He moaned out before leaning down and wrapping his lips around her hardened nipple.
‘Zeus, just like that—‘ her fingers slipped through his hair as his tongue tickled and teased over the sensitive flesh. She could feel her womb twisting and turning just the same as it did earlier. ‘Mmm, I’m so close. Fuuuuuuck!’ She called out.
He’d begun to pump his hips faster, groaning and grunting against her breast.
Her thighs began to tremble as an ineffable climax rocked through her, ‘AUGHHH! FUCK!’ She cried out.
Leaving one last lick to her nipple, Zeus slowed down his thrusts and brought her lips back in for another kiss as he moaned against them. ‘Fuck you’re so warm. I can stay buried inside you forever.’ He growled before placing wet kisses under her chin and her neck.
A sheepish grin was casted on Angela’s lips as she just tried to process that vehement orgasm that she’d just passed. Her lips quivered and her chest heaved as she gently clawed down the valley of his spine. ‘Mmmm, My God… I want you here forever.’
Zeus began to pick up the pace of his hips once more as his lips began to make their way back up to hers once again. He couldn’t get enough of how she tasted. He couldn’t remember the last time he and The Queen kissed. Probably centuries ago when Hebe was born. Other than the birth of his sweet child, The Goddess of Youth, there was no other reason to remember that day.
After sending Angela in a whirlwind of mind-bending orgasms, he pulled away to stand on his knees. ‘Lay on your front side.’ On command, she rolled over and got comfortable. He leaned down to press kisses on her shoulder before his cleft nose drug across her misty, prickly skin. She smelled so good and she felt so warm.
He carefully spread her thighs with his knees as he sat back up. Stroking his throbbing cock, he used his hand to navigate her entrance this time. Time wasn’t wasted this go around, so he thrusted his hips forward into her.
The both of them let out a synchronized groan; Zeus threw his head back; quickly coming to his senses that he would not last long in this position. He had the perfect bird’s eye view of her ass and his cock sliding in and out. He was no better than a mortal man now.
‘Mmmm.’ Angela groaned, feeling so much pressure and pleasure against her wet walls. She began to grip the sheets in her fist, knowing that it was going to be a bumpy ride.
Zeus caressed his hands up from her thick thighs to her chubby waist. There, he gripped tightly before he started to accelerate. ‘Ugh, shit- yeah. Haaaah.’ He groaned as he thrusted hard and fast.
Her pretty dark brown eyes rolled to the back of her head as she could already feel her body betraying her once more. ‘Fuck yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes! ZEUS!’ Angela whined out. She slipped her hand beneath herself and began to toy with her clit as he destroyed her from behind.
The glorious sounds of her angelic songs and his skin crashing and pounding against hers fueled his desire once more. His eyes had shifted from their humanly blue to the color of the blistering sun. His moans were deeper and inhuman. He sounded more of a beast now than he did of a man. Beads of sweat prickled across his forehead, shoulders and his torso.
His grip on Angela’s hip grew tighter as he reached over and gripped her ponytail, pinning her into her pillow.
‘Ooh right there baby! Fuck baby you’re gonna make me cum again. Oooh shit!’
And just like the flip of a switch, she’d turn into putty in his grasp. But this only encouraged him to keep going. Not like the last time when he decided to give her a break. No, he wanted to rip those orgasms away from her and have her crawling come morning.
‘OOH DEAR FUCKING– ZEUS!’ Angela wept; tears had soon fallen down the side of her face.
‘Uh huh! Call out for your God baby.’
Orgasm after orgasm, Zeus’ thrusts had become staggered and arrhythmic. He was losing the battle. So, he rested his body atop hers and slowly began to thrust his hips into her. ‘Angela…fuck. I’m gonna give you– ugh! Such a beautiful baby.’
She didn’t think, and perhaps she thought he wasn’t serious but when she pressed her ass into him as he nestled deep inside her.
She was sadly mistaken.
‘UH! FUCK– GAAAHHH!’
Zeus had finally unraveled, releasing thick and rich ropes of semen inside of her. He throbbed, gently stretching her out as he bred her. His body shook as the thunder roared with a vengeance outside. ‘Uh…’ He couldn’t speak.
Angela rolled her hips beneath him, milking him from everything he had. She looked back at him just in time to see his golden hues disappear in the darkness of his ghostly blues. His thick curls were slightly damp from the work out and his parted lips had turned up into a relieved smile. Angela returned the smile and stretched her neck up to kiss him.
***
The Next Morning…
Her eyes fluttered open, her tired eyes fixated on the ceiling for a moment. She groaned softly as she slowly turned over to see an empty side of the bed. It was messy, and a telltale sign that he was once here.
She placed her hand on the vacant sheets and ran her hand over them. Still warm… it was then when she’d noticed that her patio blinds were open. The sun had beamed in on that empty space and kept it heated.
Funny, she had her blinds closed and her window was open across the room.
Suddenly, she heard a booming voice… deep with a pretty and very familiar accent.
‘Zeus.’ She uttered excitedly as she scooted herself out of her King sized bed and wrapped the sheets around her. Almost losing her footing, she rushed out her room and down the hall where the voice became distinguishable. He was here! Wow, he was still here!
Cutting the corner, there he stood in her kitchen with a phone pressed against his ear. He flashed her a bright smile and a wink.
Returning the gracious smile, her eyes roamed down to his belt where a flashy police badge rested on his hip. Confusion instantly struck her and her smile had faltered. She managed to walk up behind him and sneak his wallet out of his back pocket. When she opened it up, she felt as if air had been snatched out of her lungs.
Walter Marshall. DOB: 05/05/1983. Issued Date: 07/23/2020 Expiration Date: 05/05/2026
‘What are you doing with that?’
Almost jumping out of her skin, ‘Huh?’ She looked down at his wallet and looked back up at him. He folded his arms across his massive chest. He’d had this slightly amused smirk curled up on those lips. ‘I-... I don’t know -just…’ She just handed it back to him and swallowed her spit.
‘Mmmm, maybe you need more rest. You worked double last night, I’m surprised you’re awake!’ He reached over and placed a kiss on her temple.
‘Double?’
‘Yeah? At the hospital? The storm came in and almost destroyed the city.’ Now confusion was written on his face.
And they were confused together.
‘...The hospital. Alright… And you were?’
‘I was at the precinct. They had us shelter in place… hey, what’s going on are you feeling alright, Ang?’
Angela cleared her throat and let out a sigh. She was just about to tell him about this crazy dream she’d had until she saw a little frame of them on the bartop. She was dressed in a gorgeous white dress and he wore this chic black and white tuxedo. His beard was gone and his hair was cut to perfection.
She quickly brought up her left hand, gazing at the big sparkly teardrop diamond that sat delicately on her finger. My, it was by far the most beautiful thing she’d ever seen.
Suddenly, a flood of memories brought her back to her current reality. Perhaps the impact of working so hard and that storm had her a little delusional.
‘I’m alright, Walter. I just had this… crazy dream.’
‘Hmph, must’ve been! Here, let’s talk about it over breakfast-’
‘NO!’
Walter paused for a second as his thick brows pulled into one.
‘It’s just… Has someone ever told you that you kind of favor Zeus?’
His cheekbones turned pink and glanced to the side, ‘You mean Zeus like the God?’
She nodded.
‘No, mama. Is that what your dream was about, baby? I was a Greek God?’
When he said it, she just felt so damn stupid. She was embarrassed for even bringing it up. ‘Just forget it.. I don’t want to talk about it.’
Walter reached over and grabbed her hand, ‘Aw baby girl, don’t be embarrassed. C’mon we’ve all had silly dreams before… tell me what happened.’ He pulled her close and placed a kiss on her cheek.
‘Well… we… erm.’
He tilted his head to the side as his large hands traced up and down her body.
Angela cleared her throat as she looked up at him, ‘We were–..’
‘Would you like to show me what we did in the dream? You know I've always learned better by touch and physical interaction.’
She stared up at him as a slow grin curled up on her lips. ‘As tempting as that sounds baby, um… i think you’re burning the bacon.’
And on cue, the smoke alarm blared in the kitchen. Dark gray smoke floated up to the ceiling.
‘Shit!’ Walter exclaimed as he gently pushed her away and rushed to the stove. He choked as the stench burned at his throat and lungs. He reached over and turned off the knob and let out a gentle sigh.
‘Woman you’re a distraction…’ He turned half way with a gentle smile on his lips, ‘Get some clothes on. We’re going to breakfast. My treat.’
Inhaling deeply through her nose, she gave him a smile in approval, ‘If there are grits involved then I’m in.’
‘Good, I know a spot.’ He said with a smirk, watching her glide back in their bedroom.
His smirk instantly faded, the glow of gold reflected in his gaze.
He picked up the pan that was now coated in black soot and threw the scraps in the trash. Then, he dropped the pan in the sink.
Walter squirted some dish soap over the scrubber and began to do away with the burnt food. Suddenly, a soft yellow light glowed in his peripheral. He paused his movement, ‘As what do I owe the pleasure,’ he lifted his head, ‘Hera.’
The Goddess stood tall, her eerie gaze reflected in her eyes. Her blonde hair had specks of gold in her locks. She wore a royal white satin toga with gold trimmings. Nose and lips swollen and pink from all of the sobbing. He’d been gone for days. Living a fantasy that he’d created.
‘The children ask of you, Zeus.’
‘The children are old enough to take care of themselves. And I thought I told you to address me as, Your King.’ He gently brought a dirty knife from out of the sink and placed it in his belt.
Hera inhaled deeply, and watched him round the counter to join her in the dining room. ‘It’s Hebe. She misses you… I… miss you. Why can’t you come home? Why can’t you be with your real family? You don’t belong here.’
‘And you know where I belong?’
‘Why must you be so cantankerous?! You have a family. And it is your duty as a father, as a King, as a God—‘
‘My family is… here. I have everything I could possibly want here. Those insubordinate, spoiled and treacherous adults you call children—‘
‘You don’t talk about them that way!’ She exclaimed with tears filling her eyes once more.
‘I will talk of them however I want. Now, I know when I left Olympus I told you not to stand in my way… and yet you come here… you disturb me.’ He walked closer to her as she took a few steps back. ‘What should I tell our children once they discover that you’re dead hmm.’
‘Zeus..’ she trembled as a tear fell down her face, ‘Please… it doesn’t have to be like this.’
‘Oh but my vindictive wife… it does. See— you have pushed me away for centuries.. you don’t truly love me. Not really, only when I lie with other women— that’s the only time you actually give a damn. In the meantime, you’ve taken everything’ Zeus hissed through his teeth — ‘from me. Now I have everything I want… and you won’t ever come in between that ever again.’
‘My King. Please, I will leave — I will — ugh!’ Hera gasped as she felt a sharp, stabbing pain in her ribs. She hiccuped before looking down to see Zeus’ hand on the handle of a kitchen butcher knife, with the blade delved between her rib cage. ‘Hyuck!’
‘Ive started with you, My Queen… my new wife will take your place on the throne and I will rid my bloodline of those foul, demented children you claim belong to me. They will join you soon.’ Zeus snatched the blade from the wound and watched her fall to her knees.
Hera collapsed on her back; wheezing as her golden blood leaked from her nose and gargled out the side of her mouth. ‘Mmm—mmm.’ She held onto her wound tightly.
Zeus squatted down, pushing her golden locks out of her face, ‘Don’t fight love. Death is such a beautiful thing. Peaceful if I might add.’ A deranged smile curled on his lips as he watched her take her last breath with a final tear falling down her face.
Her bright golden eyes had faded to a lifeless gray, her hair turned gray as heavy rain clouds and her once lively skin was deathly pale.
He pressed his lips together and inhaled deeply, ‘GoodBye Hera.’
‘Hey honey I was think—‘
Angela had walked down the hallway, plugging her earrings into her ears when she saw the gruesome sight. Her heart had sunk to the pit of her stomach and her mouth had fallen open in shock.
Zeus snapped his head over his shoulder to look back at her. His eyes still shined their brilliant gold and he still held that bloodied knife in his grip. He defensively stood to his feet.
‘Wh-wh-wh-‘ she began to hyperventilate. She grabbed the chest of her shirt in her fist as if she could grab her heart itself. Angela stumbled back as tears filled her eyes with fear.
‘Ooooh my sweet petal.’ He smirked as he tossed the blade to the floor, then his eyes returned to their gentle blue, ‘You weren’t supposed to see that.’
‘That?!’ She gasped, ‘Oh my god— the dream… it was true! It was real! You’re toying with me!’
Zeus inhaled deeply, slowly blinking once, ‘As real as you are… you’ve no need to be afraid of me. I told you I’d protect you and I intend on keeping my promise, wifey.’ He brought his hand up, flashing the golden wedding band on his finger.
‘Who is that woman on my floor?’ Angie shuddered out, placing her hand on her stomach to mellow out her queasiness.
‘Oh… her? If you must know… Hera. She was my wife. Former Queen.’
Angela gasped and covered her mouth with her hands, ‘Wh—what did you do?! Why did you do that to her?!’
‘She sought to kill you, woman. Why must you question me!? I SAVED YOUR LIFE!’
‘And how do you know?!’
‘BECAUSE I KNOW HER!’ Zeus exploded, ‘Every chance she got to make me miserable and take away those who are near and dear to me, she did and without contrition! In a few days time she would’ve inflicted some rare form of cancer upon you or had one of her loyal servants come and slit your throat or worse…’
‘W-worse?’ Angela murmured.
Zeus’ tearful gaze had fallen upon her belly before looking down. ‘You are with child, Angela. My child.’
Angela gasped at the news, tears filling her eyes and quickly spilling over. ‘No, no. That can’t be!’
‘It is Angela and I eliminated her so our child could have the best possible chance to grow and succeed in the future… so I can have the proper heir… from a woman that I truly love and truly adore— Angela, don’t you get it?’
He took a step forward and she took a step back.
‘This. Is. destiny. A start of a new era, a new beginning… I never intended to be with Hera. I never loved her… she doesn’t make me feel the way you do.’
A sob ripped through Angela’s chest, ‘And how am I to make you feel? I’m just a mere stranger you came and took advantage of!’
‘No! No. You’re much more than that my little love… you make me feel… human. Gentle… fair.’ He approached her carefully with his hands out. ‘My entire ruling as King of Gods, I’ve been used… abused in all aspects of the word… I’ve never been treated normally… but being here with you, Angela. You make me feel heard. When you look at me I don’t see anger or hate.’
Angela looked up at him as she wiped her nose with her wrist and sniffed.
‘I see a bright future,’ he added as he took her hands into his, ‘Where you sit by my side as my Queen… and we rule Olympus and the Overworld… just the way it’s intended to be. Just—‘
She stared up at him, not able to form words because she was so consumed by fear and confusion.
‘I could make you a Goddess. Make all your dreams come true my little love… just say… yes.’
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I lowkey don't know if your currently open to request yet so im lowkey nervous of sending this ask to you but like... If you have time wondering you can do a Jason Grace x Fem!Reader who is a daughter of Eris or Nyx? Im a bit indecisive so idk who to pick because their both interesting tbh
But if the Request are currently closed well.. That's ok ig 👌
⋆⭒˚.⋆ jason grace x daughter of nyx! reader hcs
content: jason grace x daughter of nyx! reader hcs
warning: language, mentions of being scared and crying and yeah
author's note: these nyx ones also are just so- ugh love. that percy one says on top tho like fr who's big brain thought of that bc like it was NOT mine. it couldn't have been the same brain that cannot spell 'own' for its LIFE. there's no way. anyway, enjoy!! or don't, that's cool too ig
i just KNOW daddy dearest is NOT happy about this development
he punchin walls, he sliding down doors all dramatic like, he whinin to hera
not his perfect boy dating the daughter of the one woman he's scared of
and jason can't find it in him to care, breaking away from his father's approval for the first time in his life
and it's freeing and it's lovely because its with you
naturally, bc of history between zeus and your mother, storms scare you shitless
youre sure that at the first opportunity, zeus will strike you down and just vaporize you
(he wont bc he's scared of your mother, who would leave him a puddle of ichor if he so much as thought about it)
that's actually how you met jason
someone did something to piss zeus off (dionysus we lookin at you) so the camp's typical magic border was put on leave and he allowed this huge thundering storm to coat the valley
jason, the sweet boy that he is, was walking around and making sure no one was too scared by the storm
then he got to your cabin
he knocked a few times but with no answer he slowly creaked the door open
there you were, curled up in a ball in the corner shaking and jumping at every crack of thunder and flash of light that managed to peak through
and it was a strange sight because as a daugther of nyx, nothing scared you
jason had seen you with a gash that went from your ribs to your hip bone...and you had been laughing like you weren't nearly cut in half
jason was instantly by your side, crouching down next to you, soft whispers of you name and a gentle hand rubbing at your shoulder
"make- make it s-stop. ple- please," you managed to hiccup through you sobs, looking up at the blonde boy with wide, tear filled and desperate eyes
and jason wanted to rip every cloud apart and every lightning bolt and every thundercrack into nothing more than atoms
instead, he just pulled you into his arms, allowing you to cry into his chest
and he talked over the thunder and the lightning strikes
and you slowly stopped crying, finding a comfort you never felt before in the boy's arms
you and jason never talked about that night again, but the next morning you slid the boy a crunch bar and continued to walk like nothing happened
jason looked at the chocolate fondly before darting his eyes up, just barely catching you looking over your shoulder at him with fondness oozing from you face
from that forwards, it was nothing more than the grazing of hands and the murmuring of loving words behind closed doors
it wasn't secretive, not at all, simply private
some people couldn't tell if they were together or not, or if they even liked each other
but every time, the children of aphrodite would call that person an idiot and then swoon at the sight of them together, the soft exchange of loving looks and the locking of pinkies together
it was a soft and silent love
and you wouldn't tell if from the way they fought
the clashing of swords, the bumping of skin against skin, the kicking of legs, and the shoving of skin
oh, and the snide comments.
"you call that a block? pitiful."
"please, you don't even know what a good block looks like. don't get cocky on me, grace."
"cocky? i don't need to be cocky with you around. it's not that difficult to be better."
"ha! i didn't know you took clown classes! really seem to be paying off! keep up the good work, sparky the clown!"
but then, the swords would be put down and all of that stuff was left in the arena
none of it was taken personal because they knew who they were going home with, who held their hand tightly, who'd stay by their side
jason liked to call you 'sunshine' and you HATED it
"good morning, sunshine!"
"daughter of the embodiment of darkness here"
"okay, whatever you say...sunshine."
"JASON GRACE!"
and whenever someone pissed zeus off (again, looking at you mr. d) before the storm even has time to roll in, youre running to jason's cabin, your blanket billowing behind you
and jason is waiting, arms held wide open for you to crash into
you find peaceful sleep inside his strong arms despite the storm raging on outside
and jason looks down at your sleeping features, lightened up now and then by the flashes of lightning
he couldn't help the clenching of his heart, certain it was his heart simply making room for the feelings for you that were beginning to bloom in his chest
behind his liver hid his passion for the things you loved
next to ribs, you'd find a bundle of devotion dedicated to you and the way your face scrunches up when you joke with him
and shoving his heart to the side, and rapidly feeling up his chest, it would be hard to miss the pure love and endearment and adoration beginning to take over his soul
all for you, his dark sunshine girl
#postcards from covey ౨ৎ#all my love ౨ৎ#hoo#heroes of olympus x reader#jason grace#jason grace x you#jason grace x reader
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Hear me out:
Lucy Gray and Y/n were going on a peaceful walk when all of a sudden ZEUS APPEARS and says “Lulu bear is coming home with me” “No she isn’t she is mine” says Y/n while pulling Lucy Gray behind her. “It wasn’t a question. It was a demand” Zeus roars. “We will see about that” Y/n says while putting her blonde hair in a messy bun and glaring at Zeus with her piercing ocean blue orbs. Lucy Gray blushes at Y/n’s beauty even though she is in a terrifying situation. “Oh we will” Zeus says while getting ready to fight Y/n. “You’re really about to do this… dad” Y/n says holding her tears back because of her severe daddy issues. Lucy Gray gasps softly at the new information. “I have waited YEARS for you to come back… and this is how you do it” Y/n cries out. “R-really I had no idea” says Zeus tearfully. “Of course you didn’t” growls Y/n. “I’m so sorry my child” Zeus says reflecting on how he left Y/n. “I don’t ever want to see your face again” Y/n says without remorse. “I see… I will leave you alone” Zeus says while leaving back to his palace. Y/n turns to Lucy Gray and asks “Are you okay sugarplum?” “I am thanks to you” says Lucy Gray blushing at Y/n’s bravery. “Let’s go” Y/n says happily while picking up Lucy Gray bridal style and continuing their peaceful walk.
So, what do you think?☺️
Wow… it… it’s wonderful sweety I love it thank you
(Guys help help help help help help help help help I can’t escape the @torturedcoveydepartment lookin Y/n)
#cassie answers#cassie being dumb#asks#moots#lucy gray baird#lucy gray my beloved#lucy gray baird x reader#classic y/n
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-requested- Heyyyy I was wondering if you’d write a Mitch marner one shot with the “you were crying.” And the “you’re warm.” Prompt where Mitch comes home from an away game and the reader is crying on the couch with Zeus because of stress then mitch takes care of her and takes her to bed
Mitch's been gone for about 2 weeks,Only 14 days and you were overwhelmed with Work,school,Taking care of Zeus and taking care of the apartment. You had a huge paper due in an hour,you've been sitting on the couch for 2 hours with Zeus hoping he’d help calm down.
Mitch always said Zeus helped him when he was stressed but it wasn't helping. You just stared at your laptop screen, at a bank page not knowing how to start. Your tears started to spill out again, your hands came to your face to try to hide. Your head Swung to the door at the sound of the door being unlocked, you quickly whipped the tears off your cheeks and took a deep breath.
The door swung open “HONEY I'M HOME!” Mitch yelled dropping his many bags to the floor
You were happy to see him but still a little shaken up
“Mitchy!” you sung running over to him
“My girls are happy to see me I see” he smiled, pulling you into a hug, his arms wrapped around your waist. “Now gimme a kiss”
You quickly pulled him into a kiss. Mitch held onto you a little tighter, smiling into the kiss. When he pulled away his soft smile quickly faded into a confused look
“You were crying” he told
“What n-no i wasn't” you tried to play off shaking your head he brought up his thumb to wipe away the smudged mascara under your eye. Fuck you forgot about the mascara
“It's just Smudged Mitch nothing to worry about” You tried to calm his Concerns but it was no use Mitch was on to you
“When you cry your eyes get red and they lookin pretty red to me” He softly laughed “What's going on?”
You took a deep breath not wanting to start crying again. Mitch began to rub the sides of your arms to help you calm down.
“I've just been really stressed out with school then on top of that work, then when you left for the roadie i had to look after Zues and the Apartment” you sighed “It was just a lot” you smiled trying to make it seem not as big of a deal.
Mitch felt bad, he knew it wasn't his fault but the fact you were back home stressed and on top of that crying while he was out with the team made him feel horrible.
“why didn't you tell me I would have called my mom or someone to come and help” He said He pulled you back into a hug “Next time tell me ok?” he looked down at you
“I didn't want to be a bother” You admitted
“Nothing you do is a bother ok?” he corrected
“ok “ you mumbled into his chest you two stayed like that for a while until Mitch started to pull away
“No,no stay please” you pleaded holding on tighter
“Y/n it's late you're Literally about to fall Asleep in the middle of our apartment” he laughed
“Thats ok” You mumbled Pushing your face deeper into his chest
Mitch laughed again “Ok hold on” He picked you up bridal style and carried you over to your Guises bedroom. You both flopped on the bed zeus following behind and you both got Situated under the covers. Mitch pulled you into his chest as he slowly rubbed your back.
“Your warm” was all you mumbled clearly starting to fall asleep “Like a personal space heater”
Mitch just smiled. He was glad to be home and sleeping in the same bed as you Instead of Auston. He laid a kiss on your forehead as he slowly started to follow you into sleep.
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Overwatch OW2: Junker Queen, Sojourn, Kiriko, and Echo.
‼️ Fem Reader ‼️
[Scenario #6] Outfit Reactions
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Junker Queen: You just felt a lot of emotions at the sight of her. God, she was some type of woman, the power she had, and now being a Greek God with lightning, now she could really power you up.
"What are you lookin' at, mortal?"
You cocked an eyebrow, "Mortal, huh? You gonna punish this mortal for disrespecting you--a god?"
She smirked, "I have a feeling you want that a little too much, but if you're offering." She traced your neck with her knife, licking her lips. "Zeus will take great care of you."
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Sojourn: "Woah? Where'd the captain go, can't seem to find her." You crossed your arms seeing an amused, but annoyed smirk reach her lips.
"Enough games."
You jolted, "Oh, Sojourn, where are you honey?" You burst into laughter. "Get it? 'Cause you're wearing camo? Might I also add, you look great right now. It really suits you." You gave her a kiss.
She rolled her eyes, kissing you back, "Wait until you see my other outfits."
"Other?"
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Kiriko: "Did time fly so fast that Halloween just appeared?" You cocked an eyebrow at her outfit. "Though, I don't see the problem when a cute witch is standing in front of me."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever Y/N. Hana, for some reason, wanted me to wear my old costume."
"Oh?" You smiled. "Tell her I say thank you, my little witch." You kissed her cheek.
You saw her blush. "Oh? You also have a broom?"
"Yeah? Wouldn't really be considered a witch if I didn't."
"Take me on a rid, little witch." You chuckled.
"Only if you ask nicely."
"Okay--" She kissed you. "Is that a yes?"
"Aha." She left the house.
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Echo: "Echo, you look so cool! You got a whole theme too, got some moves?"
"Moves?"
"Yeah! Dance moves."
She shook her head, "No, but I have toones."
"Even better." You went over to here, rocking your head to the beat as she took her hand to her head, as if she was using headphones. "Sweet! Did Lúcio give you some?"
"Yes. He said you might like them."
"He's correct." You kissed her cheek. "You look so cute."
"Wasn't I cool?"
"Both, Echo." You chuckled.
#overwatch#overwatch 2#overwatch x reader#junker queen x fem reader#junker queen x reader#junker queen#sojourn x reader#sojourn x fem reader#sojourn overwatch#kiriko overwatch#kiriko x fem reader#kiriko x reader#echo overwatch x fem reader#echo overwatch x reader#echo overwatch
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@hvrricaneromeo
"what you did when we fought the hydra, pretty damn impressive." silas wasn't lore savvy at all, he didn't know more about greek gods than the next guy, but even he knew that zeus was kind of a big deal. now, he didn't know much about what it meant who your parent was; whether it made a difference to be born zeus' kid or say ... well, kratos, but it also didn't really matter to him. silas ..judged people by their actions, not by their heritage.
he'd ... done quite okay like that so far if you asked him, he met quite the variety of personalities in his first few weeks at camp, but he'd yet to run into the zeus kid when they weren't out & about doing the camp's bidding. or fighting a fuckin' hydra.
while silas had struggled to ..make much of an impact himself - he felt, the other had delivered quite the impressive performance. it was fascinating to see what the others did even if it reminded him how very mundane he was ...compared to them all. "you ain't lookin' like someone who gets down an' dirty in a fight. you all... zappin' and nothin' else?" did he not get his hands dirty? weren't zeus kids strong? alejandro was pretty damn strong. silas would've assumed zeus' kid would be stomping around thunderpunching everybody into the underworld.
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epic tl;dr
the horse and the infant
odysseus: ok everyone on the count of 3 we’re gonna jump out of this horse and kill these trojan motherfuckers. 1..... 2.......
everyone: 3!!!!!
zeus: ayo odysseus!! my man! kill this baby rn or imma fuck ur life up. so will the baby
odysseus: bestie idk
just a man
odysseus: danm im kinda in my feels rn
odysseus: its like im killing my own son. how could i?
odysseus: u know what, nvm. this bitch empty YEET
astyanax: o shit
full speed ahead
odysseus: im hungry. lets stop at this random ass island
eurylochus: raid it
odysseus: my boyfriend– I mEAN POLITES– and i dont like that plan
polites: smooth
odysseus: ok polites lets go,, just the two of us for some reason,, on this weird ass lookin island,,,
open arms
polites: be nice for once
odysseus: no
winions: here have some food, we are stone-cold sober and will direct you to a totally normal cave
odysseus: k thx
warrior of the mind
athena: nah. dont be nice. fuck polites. be a stubborn asshole. be MY stubborn asshole. remember when u killed that boar?!?!
odysseus: yeah u right, sry fam
athena: istg if u try to pull this again,,,,,
polyphemus
polyphemus: fee fi fo fum wtf u doin in my cave
odysseus: yo man just want some sheep tho
polyphemus: yeh why u already kill one tho?
odysseus: nevermind that. want some wine?
polyphemus: bet
polyphemus: wait whats ur name
odysseus: nobody
polyphemus: sounds legit. imma kill u now
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Have you and Zeus ever been compared with Loki and Thor because you two are pretty similar in many ways lol
"All the time! Loki's a good friend of mine, and he and I schmooze on the regular for a little cross-pantheon dish session. We've definitely bonded over our shared experiences with our thunderheaded oafish brothers and high and might snob pantheons lookin' down on us. He's a good guy... by which I mean a very bad guy, but good at bein' bad."
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Random meme pt2
When gods are checking on Brunhilde and her sis be like:
Brunhilde: Bish i'm a MOTHER ! NO DRAMA
When the king of Helheim fall in love with the wrong person
Hades : seeing Qin
Qin waving at him
~Caaan you feel the love tonight?~
Chun yan behind Qin: GET TF BACK!!
Sasaki when he's bored
Sasaki : *sigh* i have no friend
Hrist *the angry one* : Bish what am i a roach?
Before Buddha kicked Hajun's a$$
Hajun : *sigh* Buddha is so annoying
Zero: huh?
Buddha appearing from nowhere: i heard you were talkin'shit abt me
Hajun: WTF?
(His face goddayum so hot)
When lil Thor was hungry
Thor : Father i'm hungry
Odin: Hi hungry ! Im father!
Thor: Why did you name me this way
(Mafia ! Jack and Mafia ! Poseidon)
Zeus ✨️SiNgInG✨️
Zeus : i bet ya i can hit this note
Adamas : Pls dont
Zeus: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*high voice*
Adamas.exe hears died please restart again*
(Rudra is gonna be the 4th wife if hes letting his hair down like that)
Before Shiva and Rudra kick everyone's ass at the peak of Svarga
Shiva : 'Morning everyone . God has letting me live another day !
Rudra : and we're gonna make everyone's problem! :D
Everyday with Poseidon and Adamas be like
Poseidon : Yk what you're in time out ! Get on the top of the fridge! Get up there
Adamas on the fridge: THIS HOUSE IS A FKIN NIGHTMARE
(He was lookin at me btw<3 jk)
When Adam is upset:
Adam: *sigh*
Zeus: What
Adam: Can you stop
Zeus: Stop what?
Adam : CAN YOU STOP BREATHING SO LOUD!?
Zeus: BUT THAT HOW I BREATHE !
Adam: you were breathing so loud on purpose
Adam: STOP BREATHING DAMN IT!
Zeus : ok*crying*
Thats all fr now have an incredible dayyy!!
#iwasbored#snv qin shi huang#rorchunyan#rorhades#roradam#snvadam#snvadamas#snvposeidon#snvodin#snvthor#snvhajun#rorbuddha#rorzeus#snv sasaki kojiro#snvhrist
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Ah, see, that's hot and all, but... I can totally do better. Check this shit out.
sticks chewing gum in his hair.
There. Not only do you have a ma, but now you lookin' all cute and accessorized! It's strawberry, by the way. Bubblicous. Want one? To chew, I mean.
Listen here.
The only thing getting chewed on will be your fucking bones once I give them to Zeus.
Do not piss me off.
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supernatural s8e16 remember the titans (w. daniel loflin)
hint of leg, gasp
i've seen this painting before
why does this wackadoodle war room thing have a sink in it? other than give the ability to have dean walk in on sam hiding being sick
appreciate all the angles so we can set the extent of the set. she's fancy
DEAN
So, no word from Cas, Kevin's taking his sweet little time, and you're acting cagey. We need a lead before I start climbing these walls.
scraping at the bottom of my brainpan to remember when we last saw cas and if we're reconciled or still mad
you're lookin extra pretty today, padalecki. i like the shorter side bang action
bird ate the liver ha ha so it is indeed gonna be a thing, okay
SAM
Could be looking for a witch, yeah. You know what? He's parked here. He's safe. Maybe we should just get another room until we can figure this out.
DEAN
All right, but you're the one going full-cavity for the hex bag.
excuse me what
SAM
Well, that's not – never mind. Um…We need to think. Dean, what do we know of that has Jason Bourne fighting skills, dies a lot, and has a history with violent women?
DEAN
I don't know – you?
all right that was pretty great. i'll take it!
before dean answered my thoughts were the old guard
first one because it's a pretty shot. second and third, dean with the death glare at the family
DEAN
Okay, so who is this guy?
SAM
Best I can tell? Prometheus.
LOL okay. so *literally* prometheus
SAM
I'm guessing Artemis, Zeus' daughter. She's been known to carry around weapons like that dagger. They're nasty. They'll kill Immortals dead.
need to add that one to the collection. this is silly
DEAN
Wait. I'm sorry. You just discovered that you have a seven-year-old son, and you want to walk away?
jealous/projecting much
okay so i thought i knew her voice, she was in the replacements! big soft spot for football and football movies and this one doesn't age well (replacement players aka our heroes are scabs) however if you take that aspect away, it's sweet and funny and there was a line by gene hackman in it that was such a good visual for my perpetual anxiety
Jimmy McGinty: Like a duck on the pond. On the surface everything looks calm, but beneath the water those little feet are churning a mile a minute.
the replacements (2000) brooke langton as annabelle farrell
now i have soft feelings for this rando lady because of it lol
i really think being a fan of teen wolf was good preparation for these later seasons of supernatural. plot that makes me roll my eyes regularly, no problem. it's no ~75 year old computer behind a wall in someone's fancy lake house being the only thing keeping a hit list of supernatural creatures active
handy they had a magic trap for a god.
*nodding sagely* yes, longbow of diana, of course
SAM
You know… I'm starting to think maybe I was being naive.
DEAN
What are you talking about?
SAM
When I said that I could just will myself into coming out of these trials unscathed.
DEAN
No, no, no. Stop with the sullen emo crap, all right? That's – you're not gonna die like Prometheus.
SAM
How do you know, Dean? Bobby, Rufus, now Prometheus – you think any of them chose death? No. The life chose for them.
DEAN
Yeah, well, you promised, okay? You promised to live a long, Clark Griswold life full of prostate exams and colonoscopies, all right? You're not welshing on that deal, not on my watch. If you die, it's gonna be because of something normal.
i don't understand the leap of logic to dying like prometheus but okay we're talking, that's always good. now would also be the time to say hey by the way i'm coughing up/spitting up blood
also dean, why don't you have to promise to live a long life (oh right because you won't)
DEAN
Cas, you got your ears on? Listen, you know I am not one for praying, 'cause in my book it's... it's the same as begging. But this is about Sam, so I need you to hear me. We are going into this deal blind... and I don't know what's ahead or what it's gonna bring for Sam. Now, he's covering pretty good, but I know that he is hurting, and this one was supposed to be on me. So, for all that we've been through, I'm asking you... you keep a lookout for my little brother, okay?
Where the hell are you, man?
💔okay so i'm glad dean is aware that sam's hiding that he's in pain/sick/whatever and just isn't pushing him on it. pullin out the little brother again so soon
(insert joke about dean begging here)
something about this mushy music has me feeling twilight or hunger games and i'm not sure which. ugh. bella's lullaby / rue's music (but that doesn't even have piano but it does have that plucked acoustic guitar like day before yesterday's s8e14 princess bride-esque music)
fucking fine, i listened to this again and the music is making me twitchy. why is it ringing this bell??? it's the little melody at the end around 30 seconds left. is it a theme used elsewhere in this show? is it just too similar to something else i'm thinking of? motherFUCKER. the score on this show is generally is such a nothingburger that it's in one ear and out the other for me.
#supernatural#spnwatch#spn 8x16#andrew loflin#the replacements#spnhiky#hiky#brooke langton#spn musical score#spn mushy music
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mushy i need your opinion what do i call my dnd campaign LMAO
for context the other campaign i used to dm i called "The Tyranny of Talus" (talus was the continent's name) (kinda unimaginative i know but i digress) and my friend's campaigns that i've been in have been The Sands of Vorsareth (desert-based campaign) and Sorren's Draft (that one's too complex to explain, also now we're playing Sorren's Draft pt 2 cause the first one went up in flames)
i've also played a oneshot called The Secret History we all made fun of my friend for that one lol
anyways any ideas? just off the top of my head i'm thinking Scars of Osira maybe (you may remember osira is the name of the continent)
HEHEHHE EEEE
My titles are usually linked with the LORRE and the main plot, I only know the lore for now, my brainy brain can't think up one since I don't know the story your players are goin on!
However while I was lookin for the main plot I just ywy WENT OVER THE FILES AGAIN, and got REALLY giddy at your characterization of Zeus DIWJDJSJDJS
SHE SO MEAANN FRRR I HOPE ITS SATISFYING WHEN SHE DIES im really happy you did the characterization so well-- Zeus' servants in canon are supposed to be much more relaxed than the lowers ones, very much "heaven" vibes. the idea of it being the completely opposite with Elaine Axtia makes me so!! Thats so good!!
Elaine Axtia going "poor people simply aren't working hard enough" showcases how spoiled and privileged she actually is--and speaks volumes since she herself worked her way to her position, unlike Elaine Zeus who was born in it
Also absolutely LOVE the added point of wanting control and saying that she IS better than everyone-- CUZ THOSE ARE CANON-- THE FACT THAT YOUVE CAUGHT ON TO THOSE MAKES ME HAPPY??? You took Elaine Zeus' characteristics and made them absolutely evil and self centered I LOVE IT.
Elaine Axtia wanting control and order cuz it makes her feel powerful and in turn GIVES her power, and Elaine Zeus wanting control because she genuinely fully believes that others would not be able to strive with out her.
Anyway, with all the information that I gathered, I have u the titles:
" The Cherished Osira"
" Calls from the deep dark"
" Mercy for the Ungrateful"
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dont get me wrong, i love the great british baking show. but there is one thing that just grinds my gears and it is the flimsy little fisher price appliances they give these contestants. i am repulsed by the tiny aesthetic fridges that could probably only blow air as cold as a shitty bathroom hand dryer. you want a set custard on the hottest day of the year? get me a Frigidaire with them french doors and i'll give you a michelangelo ice scultpure. I wont shit on the mixers, they look like kitchen aid- but then we get to the oven. The sliding door thing - its iconic to the show, part of its character really, but we have to admit that they be looking rickety as hell. i want one of them big stovetop ovens where when you close and open that door you are STRUGGLING from how heavy it is. shit sound like the ass clap of zeus when you let that door fall to the ground but you know it is SOLID there is no heat escaping from there. paul hollywood lookin ass over there like "hmmm, ... its unduhbaked 🙁😒🙄" and like hm i wonder why maybe its these w e a k ass working conditions
#gbbo#rant#gbbo custard week#maybe its the american in me#but everything on that set just looks so small
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Okay so like, walk with me on my path for a moment, consider this
The goat (and rooster) miraculous were especially lazy, because Genesis or whatever is literally just a copy of the lucky charm and the paintbrush is lame so I'm picking up the concept and slamming it into the floor so I can put it back together
But also like, not for a cat duo perspective but for a canon-er one, the tiger is essentially a copy of the cat, and the goat is a copy of the ladybug and while that doesn't matter for cat duo just know I was thinking about it
So like I was talking with the council about this bc we are a hivemind and we agreed (but especially cap) that the goat and rooster should be night day theme, and I was saying how it was a shame that Caprikid was genuinely a good name and then they had nothing to do with stars or nighttime and their power was named after the Bible of all things like huh???
So I would not let go of the star thing and now for a little mythology lesson with Biscuits, the actual Capricornus constellation (which is a goat mermaid basically) is based on a couple things but the most famous is about the Greek god Pan, who was a satyr and god of the wild and a couple other things but the story behind it is apparently, when like Typhon (father of monsters? I don't know that myth super well) but basically all the Olympians fucking booked it to Egypt I believe, besides Zeus and maybe Athena sometimes, and Pan gave them the idea to hide in the form of turning into animals, and for him that means he turned into a half fish (because he already had a goat head) and swam down the Nile, and Zeus was so proud of him for his idea that he made a constellation for him.
So anyway onto why this matters even a little
So I'm not sure of the EXACT reason they need to give the goat miraculous out, but Chat takes it and he and tigress are like "do you think, that Chloe deserves a second chance?" So chat runs off while tigress and ladybug fight whatever akuma
And like
Chat hands her the miraculous, and says this is a second chance, please don't reveal your identity this time, even to ladybug
So now onto the like basic stuff
Her name is like, I was just gonna be lazy and call her Satyr but then dragon goes "Satyre, like satire, because she's not supposed to have a miraculous" and I love that so her name is Satyre
The canon weapon is dumb, and like, there's two options for the goat miraculous you either do the battering RAM for the pun or you do Shepard's Crook for the aesthetic and I'm all about aesthetic so crook all the way baby
Like. I'm not great at design but the only thing rattling around in my head is like, black jacket with like the wool lined hood? And the Capricorn constellation on the back in white
And like in general smaller constellations in on the black parts of her outfit bc like black and white for the goat (dubwool lookin binch)
Also horns bc I physically cannot not add horns to stuff whenever possible
For the power, I'm kinda sketch on this but I can't think of anything better so like, kinda like sandboy (not the akuma) dust, but where it's timed and if they can get close enough to pocket sand/blow dist on you after like a few minutes you just pass out and don't wake up for like a minute, but the "pass out" time is incredibly close to the timer for the detransforming, so the goat like has to dip out almost immediately after using the dust
I don't have a name for the power chloroform So I just call it Dust for now
So yeah, Goat Chloe/Satyre is in cat duo now
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