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h0bg0blin-meat · 3 days

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Interviewer: Why do you have a gap in your résumé?

Hermes: Actually I pressed the Enter key twice.

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elianzis · 18 days

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The joke about him being able to work in radio has gone too far….. Actually, to me, it sounds like the perfect place for him.

#art #my art #digital art #digital drawing #artwork #fan art #hermes saga #hermes greek mythology #hermes god #hermes #troy doherty #epic the musical fanart #epic: the musical #epic the musical

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matustheus · 3 months

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Hermes and his Lightning McQueen sneakers KACHOW

#hermes fanart #hermes god #hermes deity #hermes greek mythology #greek mythology fanart #ancient greek mythology #ancient greek gods #greek gods #hermes #greek mythology #mythologyart #artist on tumblr #digital art #art

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mytholots · 3 months

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Apollo: You disgust me.

Hermes: *eating a kitkat sideways* And?

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the-literal-sun · 5 months

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Cattle are missing, time to take a child to court.

#Apollo and Hermes #hermes greek mythology

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bigglecakes · 7 months

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messenger god / trickster god

#Hermes #Greek mythology #Aurora Kilbey #Greek myths #mythology #bigglecakes #Hermes Greek mythology #Greek mythology fanart #mine

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greekgodssitcom · 2 months

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Camera Man: What do you do?

Hermes: I steal stuff

Ares: Can you steal me my will to live back from Dad?

Hermes: I can steal you enough money to afford therapy?

Ares: We’re doing it the long way then

#long road from here buddy #this is a Zeus depreciation post #greek god sitcom #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #hermes and ares #hermes greek mythology #hermes god #hermes #ares greek mythology #ares deity #ares greek god #the camera man #fuck zeus #zeus u suck

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hades-bat · 7 months

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Hermes in modern media ✨🪽🐍❣️

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starfanatic · 2 months

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Ares Headcanons because I am being neglected by my moots

-If you scream at him loud enough you’ll remind him of Hera and he will literally start dissociating until you stop

-Sometimes Athena will utter a word to Ares and he’ll literally scream and fall to the ground like a toddler having a tantrum.

-Ares likes to hide behind his helmet so people can’t see his true emotions, so he refused to take his helmet off unless it’s around someone he trusted. It got to the point where some gods don’t know what he looked like or slowly started to forget

-Ares dresses, smells, and looks significantly better once he started “dating” Aphrodite. His hair is actually washed and detangled, his skin isnt dirty with sweat and blood and dirt and WHATEVER ELSE, he actually looks like he made a effort in what he wears (Aphrodite dresses him).

-Ares went to the Greeks during the Trojan war not only because he could sense that the Trojans were gonna lose, but because he was scared Hera wouldn’t forgive him again if he didn’t.

-Ares’ hair sometimes have bows or other hair accessories, also braids because Aphrodite likes playing with his curly hair

-Zeus and Ares both have a habit of literally crushing the person they accidentally offended into a hug if they sense the person is upset. No talking it out just…. I’m gonna hug you until you forgive me. Ares learned this from Zeus because Zeus used to actually care if he hurt Ares’ feelings once.

-When Ares came out of the jar he immediately held on and hugged Hermes for a surprisingly long time, and Hermes let him. Hermes isn’t a super lovey dovey person, but he knew Ares needed that physical contact to make sure hes not going crazy.

-when Hebe married Heracles, Ares got upset because he was no longer Hebe’s favorite man (this isn’t true, he will always be her annoying, overprotective big brother)

#ares greek mythology #zeus greek mythology #athena greek mythology #greek gods #headcanons #these suck ik #ares & athena #ares & zeus #ares & hermes #ares & hera #hera greek mythology #hermes greek mythology

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chirographier · 1 month

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First post hello world

I really like hermes

#greek mythology #hermes #hermes greek mythology #hermes fanart #art #artists on tumblr

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olympushit · 8 months

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I believe that out of all the Greek gods, Hermes deserves a year-long vacation! He is the most overworked god on Olympus! Zeus' herald, the gods' messenger or even post-man, the one who brings the souls of the dead to the Underworld....

I mean... Give him some rest Zeus! His winged sandals are begging for some sand in the Bahamas!

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h0bg0blin-meat · 4 days

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