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I'd love to but as an atheist I can't do that so the rituals lie upon the hands of you guys :')
BC how am I getting that many followers what do y'all follow this little gremlin for T0T
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IM SO FUCKING MAD ISTG-
Wikipedia declined my Vasant article, saying it doesn't have sufficient verifiable sources, despite me providing an English version of Kalika Puran as a reference, since he's only mentioned in that scripture, as far as I know. Idk what to do.
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his name is "loud is his bark." if you even care
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A lil Arjunaa[fem!Arjuna] edit :D
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@blue-lotus333 credit goes to you!
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Homo Sapiens boy together again with his Neanderthal girl on the first warm day of Spring
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I choose both tyvm :33
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Free Tibet.
Posting this again for reach.
As followers of Dharma it is our duty to stand for our dharmik brothers and sisters of tibet.
Free Tibet from Chinese occupation.
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I failed.
Wikipedia declined my Vasant article, saying it doesn't have sufficient verifiable sources, despite me providing an English version of Kalika Puran as a reference, since he's only mentioned in that scripture, as far as I know. Idk what to do.
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Krishna x Arjunā breakup au...🥺😭
War au
Bg info: Draupadi had married the four brothers of Arjunaa
Krishna and Arjunaa were, a pair of lovers. Not yet married.
Krishna is still on the side of Pandavas
"Arju." Yudhishthir called out to his sister. "Can you get the two scrolls about our formations from my tent?"
"Of course, Jyesht." Said Arjunaa, and she walked out of the common tent.
When Arjunaa got there, see found the scrolls of their formations on the table...but there was abother scroll with the...seal of the KURUS!? Arjunaa tensed and rushed towards the common tent, with both the scroll.
She barged in loudly. "JYESHT! WHY DO YOU HAVE A SCROLL OF THE KURUS?" She exclaimed while holding the Kuru scroll in her left hand. Everyone either gasped or looked in confusion. Yudhishthir got up from his seat and took the Kuru scroll. "I..i don't know about this. I swear i only had our two scrolls in my tent!" Yudhishthir answered.
The others now HAD to believe Dharmaraj because, he had never lied in his entire lifetime.
A few of the others crowded around to see. Krishna stuck his tongue in his cheek. He glanced at Arjunaa, who was still standing at the entrance. Their eyes met. Krishna swallowed. He knew what this meant, and what would happen now.
"Oh ho! I see you have gotten winds of our plans already.." Arjunaa felt creeped as she heard a voice behind her and she turned around and jumped backwards, unsheathing her dagger in reflex. Everyone stared in shock, except Krishna, who narrowed his eyes at the short, disgusting man.
Shakuni strode into the room. "How marvellous, Samrat." He he addressed Yudhishthir. "We were looking for the scroll on which we had mapped out our upcoming military plans." He snatched it out of Virat’s hand, nearly giving the king a paper cut. "I'll have that, thank you."
"Gandhar Raj, what were your papers doing in my tent?" said Yudhishthir, bewildered.
Shakuni clutched his chest in faux-shock. "I should be asking you that! First you steal from us and then question us back?"
“We did no such thing!" snapped Dhrishtadyumna. "Rajkumari Arjunaa went to get our plans from the Samrat's room and found this kept there!"
Shakuni cackled. "What a believable story, General! Please do better!"
Virat came over. "Listen, Gandhar Raj. You have my word for it, we truly have not stolen anything from your camp. Stealing from the enemy camp is adharma and we would and we would never do that."
"Oh, I know it's adharma all too well." he snapped, stroking his beard and eyeing Virat in a rather maddening way. Arjunaa looked from him to Krishna to Yudhishthir and back to him. What even was happening?
"Samrat Yudhishthir never lies or cheats!" continued Virat. "You have his word as well!"
"Aah! Yes! The same man who accused me of attempted murder on them, especially his sister, and betted on and got his said sister disrobed...!" Shakuni grinned like a maniac. Loud gasps were heard. Arjunaa boiled in anger and clenched her fists, while Draupadi held her shoulders as if saying to calm down.
"Don't dare mention dharma when you have the aid of this man." He pointed at Krishna, who was still looking at him strangely. "People accuse me of cheating but if there is a more treacherous person than I...it is him!"
"We are telling you we!-" Krishna interrupted. "Tell me, Gandhar Raj. Where did you last see your plan scroll?"
Shakuni hesitated. "Well…I remember seeing it yesterday evening in my room. We were busy with war and cremating our warriors, hence didn’t pay our documents any mind. A few hours ago, when I went to retrieve it, it was gone!"
“Interesting." Said Krishna, placing his hands on his hips. "And what made you suspect us?"
"Intuition, Vasudev! Intuition!" He snapped his fingers. "My intuitions are rarely incorrect!" Said Shakuni as he eyed both Arjunaa and Krishna. He had heard that they were a couple qithout being married and he WAS going to usenit to blackmail them.
"Also...Rajkumari...! I have heard about you and this cowherd being...together even though he has two wives already! How would devi Rukmini and devi Satyabhama react to...this information..?"
Arjunaa startled up. What was he on about?- "and how would the whole of Aryavarta react if they found out that Gandivdhari is having an affair with the Dwarkadheesh behind everyone's backs...eh?" Arjunaa gazed in shock, while Krishna stood still, monotonous.
"Everyone would be devastated and feeling betrayed.. about their favourite persons' doings and them committing adharma in war aswell... i take my leave now. Pranipat." Shakuni limped away.
Krishna stared at his Parthavi. He had to do this, or else...both of them would always be targeted, by the Kurus due to their on-going affair. Arjunaa inhales and exhaled deeply, as she went towards her tent, without saying a word. She knew that Rukmini Jiji and Satyabhama Jiji would accept her without a word, but what about the world? The people? They wouldn't...at all...
Krishna wanted to scream and behead Shakuni right then and there with his Sudarshan, but this was required. Required to win the war, and for that, it was required to break his Parthavi.
As everyone went to their respective room after cooling their head down, Krishna went into Arjunaa's tent.
"Madhav? What are you doing here?" Arjunaa got up from her sitting position, from the edge of the bed.
"I have come to talk about something important..." The accusation and blackmailing still had Arjunaa nervous, and this gave her a bad feeling. "A-about today's incident..?"
"No. About...us."
"About....us..? What is it about us-?"
"We need to stop our on-going affair."
Krishna stared at Arjunaa silently, who had slumped down on the bed once again, but in utter disbelief, shock and melancholy. Tears had rimmed her eyes, that were shaped as a swan's, not even a moment after. But the refused to fall.
"We n-need to s-separate..?"
"Well, yes...but i will still drive your chariot and help you in war. But...we can't be together anymore...." Arjunaa's naturally big eyes now widened even more, as the tears that refused to fall before, did fall after his statement, as she clenched her teeth and gripped the edge of the bed with both her hands tightly.
Krishna's clenched tightly. Oh how he wanted to take this all back and wipe her tears, and hug her close and kiss her to sleep. But alas! That wouldn't be possible now. He couldn't bear the sight in front of him. Oh how he cursed himself for being the God of the Universe now!
Krishna then took his leave, and as soon as he left, Arjunaa got up too and looked at her now- tear strained face in the body length mirror. She stared angrily and sadly at her own face as she punched the mirror hard.
The big shards of the mirror got in her delicate skin and her fist, and they started bleeding heavily. But the Rajkumari didn't care. More and more tears cascaded down her beautiful face as she finally broke the mirror completely and slid down on the floor.
Drops of both blood and tears dripped down, as the young girl kept crying her heart out.
Unbeknownst to her, her Madhav was still standing outside her tent, and as he heard her heartbreaking sobs, he couldn't take it anymore and he broke into his own tears.
Oh how even the gods were upset at the separation of the lovers and their heartbreaking states.
Krishna had to get control over his mind and heart, like he always had to, unfortunately. He didn't want to..yet he had to...
Arjunaa had fainted on the floor due to blood loss and crying, as her body wanted to give up on life. The only one who she had loved and belived in in her whole lifetime till now had separated from her, what did she have now?
As she fainted, her mind and heart refused to accept this and still, like her body always did when she missed her Madhav, resonated with his name...
"Madhav..Madhav...Madhav...Madhav...."
That night was the first time Krishna had cried so heavily in his life...as he felt her pain and her body resonating her given name for him yet again...
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Coatlicue and Kali are like non-related twins with peak girl boss energy and no one can convince me otherwise.
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ares chain because we love ares :)
reblog with ares content <3
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Watching Castlevania: Nocturne and as of episode 6 I can’t tell if Olrox is meant to be straight up literally Quetzalcoatl but he definitely has some connection to him and I just want to SCREAM at the SUN
“QUETZALCOATL WAS NOT A SCARY GOD. HE DID NOT TAKE HUMAN SACRIFICES. HE WAS A GOD OF CREATION. OF EARTH, WIND. AND KNOWLEDGE. HE WAS BENEVOLENT. HE WAS!! NOT!! EVIL!!”
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Do you ever think about the fact that pandu's daughter in law's elder brother (shikhandi) is also his aunt (amba)
Lmao yeah T0T
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Interviewer: Why do you have a gap in your résumé?
Hermes: Actually I pressed the Enter key twice.
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