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classics-cassandra · 2 years
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Iliad 18 vs Live Slug Reaction
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mjltranslations · 3 years
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This vision came to me in my dreams
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reniadeb · 3 years
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🐂 @reniadeb 🐂
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greekisses · 3 years
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currently mad about the fact that ares is almost always portrayed as a misogynist in modern adaptations when he was literally the patron god of the amazons and helped them murder their abusive husbands
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Poseidon: Look at your remaining respect to me and multiply it by two. That's the respect you should show me, young lady
Athena: Any number that is multiplied by zero is still zero
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rheaswrath · 3 years
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me, seeing "evil" women from mythology and folklore:
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mylifeisfruk4ever · 2 years
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Every time Thetis opened her mouth, Patroclus sweated cold, knowing, sure Achilles would do something extremely stupid.
Bringing a child home, however, was a whole other level of nonsense.
"Who is he?" Patroclus asked, looking at the child sitting at the table as if it were a hallucination.
He was sure he wasn't there until last night.
"His name is Phyrrhus, he's five and he'll be living with us from today," Achille said as he finished making pancakes.
Or at least he was trying: sure as death, Patroclus wouldn't let anyone eat those glowing embers. Not even Paris would have deserved such treatment.
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whisperashine · 3 years
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blueberry-boy124 · 3 years
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IVE BEEN RE-READING SONG OF ACHILLES ANd so I already know what happens, and so I just read the part where Patroclus is like “don’t kill hector cause supposedly he’ll die first and then you’ll die cause prophecy stuff and-” and so Achilles is like “why would I do that? He’s done nothing to me” THE FORESHADOWING THING AHHFNKSKCJSK
Like, DUDE U HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT HE’S GONNA DO TO YOU (to be more specific, to the love of ur life)- little do you know- yeah so I’m gonna go cry now-
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mamastumpf · 3 years
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neb-art-zeke · 3 years
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You can tell Chronos' favorite meal is Baby Back Ribs - Olympian Style
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classics-cassandra · 2 years
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anotherlikeyou · 3 years
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Yes I got roped into Hamilton
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reniadeb · 3 years
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greekisses · 3 years
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hera to zeus:
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Arachne: I weave the most fabulous tapestry in town. I am much better that Athena, herself.
Athena: Hold my fucking beer
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