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greekgodssitcom · 3 days
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Artemis: I’m a top
Apollo: You’re a virgin
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Artemis: The world doesn't revolve around you!
Apollo:
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elianzis · 20 days
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BEST MOM
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“hey, you,” apollo mused with a cheesy smile, allowing his sunglasses to slide down his nose so she could see his eyes, “i think you’re blocking my view.”
“ha ha. just as funny as ever, brother,” artemis hissed with a roll of her eyes.
“you’d die of boredom without me,” laughed apollo, leaning out of his car to be closer to her chariot.
“surely,” bit back artemis, a softness settling into the corner of her eyes that only apollo ever saw. his smile softened as well but never dimmed.
“same time in twenty years?”
“i wouldn’t miss it for the world.”
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aj-artjunkyard · 3 months
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Cabin 7 has all the ToA books on display. Apollo was only slightly embarrassed (lies) until they made him his very own complementary CHB beads!! One per book/oracle freed!
He wears them with everything and he’s not shy in bragging about his beloved children’s talent in bead-painting
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mytholots · 5 months
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Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!
Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.
Apollo: Life?
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hades-bat · 2 months
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Apollo and Artemis :3
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gracecarts · 3 months
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it’s black history month here are the twins of all time
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moodyseal · 10 days
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TOApril Day 8 – Moonlight's Reflection
Imagine thinking your brother is a scatterbrained fool for four thousand years and then having your view of him shattered through one simple song
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The olympian twins
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greekgodssitcom · 3 days
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Artemis: Do that again and I’ll take away your dictionary
Apollo: But that’s so unscrupulous!
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sunshines-child · 3 months
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I have this fic idea that came to me at midnight but what about a modern setting where Apollo and Artemis are archery shop owners with an archery range to teach kids in the back. They rotate every week. One week you're greeted with a handsome twink with golden hair and the next you're greeted with the definition of "butch lesbian" just think about it. One week of literal sunshine "Hi! Welcome to Leto's Twins how can I help you today? If you're here for archery class Arty's in the back :]" One week of tired overworked "I cant deal with this anymore" "Hello. This is Leto's Twins. You've seen the sign. Archery class is in the back, taught by my little bitch brother." Just an entire fic of Artemis and Apollo being siblings and funny shenanigans Apollo: Arty I just found the most PERFECT guy Artemis: You said that about Commodus and he was the worst person to walk the earth. Apollo: He's different! I know it! Artemis: 'Pollo the only person so far I can think of that was a man and a good person was Hektor.
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gotstabbedbyapen · 5 months
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Artemis: Hello. Apollo: Everyone. Artemis: We. Apollo: Are. Artemis: The. Apollo: Twins. Artemis: Of. Apollo: Leto. Hermes: Please stop speaking like that. It's creeping me the fuck out.
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⋆ ˚。⋆౨ৎ˚ Hey, You're Blocking My Sun
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content: apollo and aretmis sibling eclipse fic warning: none! just me on my romanticizing the gods grind as per usual lmao. author's note: based off of this little thought blurb. it wasn't leaving my mind so i figured i might as well write a fully flushed fic lmao. I LOVE THIS SO SO MUCH OKAY GOOD DAY YALL ENJOY THIS LITTLE ECLIPSE MOMENT FROM ME AND MY MUSHY FEELINGS.
apollo rose that morning without as much resistance as usual. he basically leapt out of bed, happily humming as he brewed his coffee and scribbling down all the haiku's that came to mind. he knew what day it was, which always put a little pep in his step. he knew he had no need to be this excited about the event, it was merely a blip in his immortality and he's done this dance with her a million times in the millennia's that they've been gods together. but, something about the mortal's excitement always managed to rub off on him, leading to him excitedly jumping into his car and all but speeding across the sky.
despite his best efforts, the day seemed to drag on. it was long and dreadful hours before he could see his sister in the distance, which had him sitting a little straighter in his seat. finally, after hours of waiting, artemis pulled her chariot up beside him and gave him a bored look. though, he didn't miss the way her lips twitched with the urge to turn upwards.
"hey! you're blocking my sun," apollo whined with a cheesy smile, leaning over in his car to be closer to her, his sunglasses slipping down his nose so she could see his eyes.
"ha ha. funny as ever, dear brother," artemis replied with a roll of eyes, this time her smile betraying her frustrated tone.
"i do try. at least one of us has to be funny," mused apollo, flirting his eyes to her with a smirk as her jaw dropped.
"i am funny!" bit out artemis but she knew it was a losing battle. the amount of times apollo has made her laugh to the point of tears is far too many too keep track of anymore. not after all these years.
"keep telling yourself that, kiddo," winced apollo, pretending to inspect his nails like he didn't care to be in his sisters presences when it was the exact opposite. if he could have it his way, apollo would never part from his sister's side. his father would have his ass but sometimes apollo contemplated if the punishment would be worth it and the answer was always 'yes.'
"don't call me 'kiddo.' you sound like dad," artemis replied which had both of them fake gagging.
"ew! don't say that! that's so mean," huffed apollo, crossing his arms and glaring over at the girl.
"ooooo, you're in trouble," mocked artemis, pointing over at where some clouds were starting to gather, surely blocked quite a few of the mortals view of their event. apollo pouted at the development, disappointed on the mortal's behalf.
"whatever. joy killer," apollo muttered, which just earned him more clouds and a few giggles from his sister.
"time's almost up," whispered artemis, the words falling from her lips like a venom. her face twisted at the words, a frown and a furrowing of brows taking over her face. she glanced over at her sunshine brother and realized how much she'd been looking forwards to this day - she'd been keeping a count down since the last one, subconsciously but still there.
"c'mere," sighed apollo, gesturing with at himself his arms as he leaned out his car. artemis bridged the distance, basically curling into her brother's hold as her cheek squished against his tan skin.
"i love you to the moon and back," she breathed into his shoulder, apollo's cheesy smile and slightly misty eyes hidden behind her back.
"i love you to the sun and back...kiddo," apollo replied, earning a strong shove from the girl, who was rolling her eyes at him.
"you suck. ruined a perfectly good moment!"
"yup! it'd get so boring around here if we were just mushy gushy all the time."
"whatever," artemis hissed, crossing her arms and turning away from the boy for a moment before glancing at him out of the corner of her eye, a nearly begging look in her gaze that had apollo melting like ice cream.
"same time in twenty years?" she asked, even though she knew she didn't have to.
"wouldn't miss it for the world," he answered, even though he knew he didn't have to either.
call it twin telepathy or just sibling love, but they both knew how important this was to both of them. it was a silent understanding but an understanding nonetheless that they couldn't live without the other.
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princessofopus · 1 year
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Apollo: We have a problem.
Artemis: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps causing them.
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Hepheastus: Why am I considered the most responsible one? Hermes: I almost crashed a car because I saw a dog on the sidewalk. Ares: I stuck my hand in a toaster because I wanted my toast right that second. Apollo: I ate ice cream with a knife because I didn’t want to acknowledge I had to do the dishes. Hephaestus: I’ll never question it again.
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