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Apollo: I love you
Ares: I love you too
Apollo: I love you more
Ares: I love you more than you love me-
Artemis: I’d appreciate it if you didn’t do this in the car where we all have to hear you-
Aphrodite: shhh! it’s cute. And I placed bets on who would get the last word
Athena: and I’m winning!
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Flower knows strawberry rococo embossed blushes
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Hephaestus: Wow, you talk a lot.
Aphrodite: We’ve known each other for over 7 thousand years, married for 5 thousand of those and you just now figured that out?
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Ares: Hey nerd!
Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Hephaestus, & Persephone*: *turn around to look at Ares*
Ares: Oh, you all turned around? Wow.
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Started my internship at the hospital so if I was IA before, I’m practically non-existent now. But I love you all so so much. I hope you are all having such a good new year <3
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Athena: I’m gonna kick your ass
Ares: I’d like to see you try
Athena: Saturday. Noon. Usual place
Ares: Deal. Loser pays for dinner and a movie.
Demeter: can you two just hang out like normal siblings do, or-???
#Athena#ares#incorrect quotes#greek mythology#greek gods#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#mythology#greek myth memes
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Artemis: words can't describe how beautiful you are
Aphrodite: oh I know :) I’m-
Artemis: but numbers can. 3/10
Aphrodite:
#greek mythology#greek gods#incorrect greek gods#artemis#incorrect quotes#incorrect greek mythology#aphrodite#mythology#greek myth memes#classical mythology
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ppl writing think pieces abt hephaestus (in the context of the PJO show) on Twitter and getting hit tweets from them….
#like get away from him he’s MINE#don’t villianize aphrodite#they’re both pookie!!#Aphrodite disliking hephaestus jokes is only funny when I do it!!#I need to gatekeep
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Poseidon: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea taste different if you put it in hot water
Athena,*slowly puts down her book*: Y-You were putting it in cold water....
Poseidon: ....
Hera: Poseidon. Answer the question. Poseidon!
Poseidon: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Everyone: ....
Poseidon: You think I have the patience to boil water?
Dionysus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????
Apollo,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!
Dionysus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!
Apollo: It takes less than a minute!
Hermes: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????
Apollo: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!
Hermes: Like 7 minutes!
Dionysus: *nods*
Apollo: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.
Zeus: HA- You're putting the whole mug on the stove?????? on medium heat???? You're stove is enchanted!
Athena: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic...
Demeter: Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?
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Hermes: how much does Santa have to pay to park his sleigh?
Apollo: I’d charge him five hundred bucks. I know that motherfucker is loaded
Hestia: I always give him a discount because he works so hard, you know?
Demeter: he works one night a year, sis
Hermes: no, guys. it’s nothing. It’s on the house
Aphrodite: what’s on the house? the Christmas lights?
Zeus: the chimney?
Hermes: never mind
#merry christmas#mythology#greek myth memes#classical mythology#self reblog#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect quotes
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Aphrodite: *trying to fix something*
Hephaestus: *silently watching her*
Aphrodite: could you give me a hand
Hephaestus: yeah sure *takes off prosthetic arm*
Aphrodite: cute, but you know what I meant
#this also works better for the LO version of them but shhh#aphrodite#hephaestus#incorrect greek gods#incorrect quotes#incorrect greek mythology
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Demeter: could you not stand so close, you’re making me claustrophobic
Hebe: what does claustrophobic mean?
Hermes: it means she’s scared of Santa Claus
Athena: what the fuck, no it doesn’t
Apollo: [waving his arms] HO HO HO!!!
Hermes: stop!! you’re scaring her!
#greek mythology#greek gods#incorrect greek gods#incorrect quotes#incorrect greek mythology#mythology#greek myth memes#classical mythology
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Hera: Should I —
Zeus: Yes.
Hera: You don't even know what I was gonna say.
Zeus,*shrugs*: I say yes. If it works, then it works. If it doesn't, we'll sort it out together.
Hera,*tearing up*: I fucking love you.
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as excited as I am for the pjo show out TONIGHT(!!!), I’m not excited abt the of new wave of hate Hera’s inevitably gonna be getting. like omg leave her aloneee that’s my pookie baby!!
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Zeus: where’s apollo?
Athena: somewhere disappointing Jesus
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Poseidon: oh no
Zeus: what is it?
Poseidon: an angry wife is coming towards us
Zeus: mine or yours
Poseidon: does it really matter?
Zeus: Well, if it's Amphitrite we might survive, but if it's Hera, we're totally dead.
#greek mythology#greek gods#incorrect greek gods#incorrect quotes#incorrect greek mythology#mythology#Zeus#poseidon#hera#amphitrite
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