Loki S2 E1 spoilers without context~

Person C: So you and B are fighting?

Person A: What? No. We don't fight.

Person C: So what are you doing then?

Person A: We're just agreeing in different ways that sometimes involves raising our voices a bit.

How is this for a Soulmate AU:

When your around your soulmate, you tell the truth and nothing but the truth.

So imagine:

-Truth or Dare

-Being in crowded places

-Parties

-Social gatherings.

Is this good or no? Has this been done before or no?

imagine your baekyong!

“You’re cute,” Baekhyun cooed at the younger man standing across him.

Taeyong raised his brow in question, “No I’m not.” 

“Yes you are. You’re adorable.” the leader of Jopping smiled while letting his head cocked to the side. 

Baekhyun’s clearly dripping honey out of his eyes just by looking at the soft man here.

Taeyong shook his head and stepped closer to his (favorite) hyung. He landed his hands over the other’s shoulder and leaned in, “I am a tad bit taller than you,  I’m just a pretty grown up looking person overall,” Tae chuckled then continues, “I haven’t been called cute since I was really little. I’m not cute.” 

Baekhyun shrugged his shoulder, “Well am I cute?” 

Taeyong gasped and squealed, “Of course! Yes you are the cutest person ever.”

“How so? Enlighten me.” Baekhyun stepped up his game.

Taeyong’s eyes were glistening with pure delight and adoration as his tongue slipped each and every of the praises headed to Baekhyun hyung. 

“Because you’re just so small and lovable and so endearing to me. Hyung also makes me so happy... I just..” The brave man suddenly stuttered. He closed his eyes took one deep breathe and went on, “I just want to make you feel as happy as you make me.” Taeyong stared into the deep orbs of Baekhyun. “Hyung means so much to  me and I love looking at your face, because it’s the face of the one I love.” 

Baekhyun did not blush, did not even falter nor drop his gaze. Taeyong turned red, what did he just do... One slip of the tongue and Baekhyun hyung might change. 

Baekhyun brought his pretty fingers to trace along the strong jaw line of Taeyong, “Well I am not that small, and we’re almost the same height... But I could say the same right to you.” 

Taeyong’s strong gaze returned to his eyes, “You think I’m endearing?”

Well there’s a bit of spark of a joy in the NCT leader’s heart, Baekhyun hyung -his favorite hyung- thought he’s an endearing man!

Baekhyun smirked and bopped his nose, “I think you’re adorable.” 

Taeyong let out a big sigh, “Okay, fine, you win, only you can call me cute though.” 

Baekhyun gave out a very big winning smile, “Okay Cutie!” he said as he ruffled Taeyong’s fluffy hair. 

The younger man can only sigh, after all... seeing Baekhyun hyung smile is the best thing for him.

trilling new coffee shop AU alternatives

masterchef AU

valedictorian vs salutatorian AU

band class AU

cat person vs dog person AU

police stakeout AU

study hall AU

revolutionary and police AU

accidentally discovers your fanfic account AU

DEMON AND GHOST HUNTER AU

science lab partners AU

CONSPIRACY THEORISTS AU

George Washington: Hamilton get your hand out of the cookie jar!

Alexander Hamilton: *has his hands in the cookie jar, looking guilty*

Alexander Hamilton:

Alexander Hamilton: I’m pregnant.

George Washington:

George Washington: Cool, get your hands out of the cookie jar.

person a: * breathe *

person b: so this is the love of my life

This reminds me of something that markbum would do

source 

Imgine your OTP

Person A: *staring at B intensely*

Person B: Take a picture, it’ll last longer

A: *pulls out phone and snaps a photo*

B: wAit nO

Back from TumblrDeath just to ask you this :) 7, 8, 16 (give me another three!), 24, 25, 36, 46 ;)

Hey there! I did not expect you back here! :D Gladly!7: Any piercings that you want?I’ve always wanted an ear piercing, but I’m not quite sure I could pull it off.8: OTP?Jake and Amy from B99! 16: Favorite Quote?Here go another three, just as you asked:“There are dreamers, and there are realists in this world. You’d think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not, the opposite is true. You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists? Well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.” - unfortunately I don’t know where’s it from, I saw it on a gif set.“A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imgine what you’ll know tomorrow.” Kays monologue from Men in Black“Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.” Javik, from Mass Effect 324: Turn on?Everyday intimacy, tiny kisses, hugs, hand-holding, smiles...25: Turn off?Acting entitled and bitchy.36: Favorite food?Oooh, boy... probably something Italian, like lasagne or pizza.46: Last sport you played?Either basketball or football, I believe. Though it’s been years ago. :D

Thanks, mate! I really enjoyed it!

imagine your otp as dante and virgil, standing on the brink of hell, poised for their journey deep into the netherworld. suddenly, dante trips and just kinda starts rolling down💀💀🏃🔥🔥😱

Person B: Did it hurt?

Person A: Did what hurt?

Person B, grinning smugly: When I asked you to Google and you realised that I was right?

*Person A knocks on Person B's door*

Person B, exasperated medic: Are you currently dying?

Person A, bleeding out: Well I'm dying to see you if that counts.

Imagine person A in your OTP getting into a car accident and being severely hurt and person B going to visit them everyday just to talk even though person A can't listen because of being asleep most of the time

Person A: Hey, B, could you help me with something real quick?

Person B: No. Thanks for asking, but I would rather use a sea urchin as a fork.

Mobius, staring at the ceiling blissfully: That was-That was amazing!

Loki: Mmhmm... Ready for another round?

Sylvie and Hunter B-15, from the next room: PLEASE DON'T!