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Alexander Hamilton: I can’t remember my password.
Eliza Schuyler: It’s 123passw0rd.
Alexander Hamilton: ...
Alexander Hamilton: Is that for Disney plus or for the bank?
Eliza Schuyler: It’s Disney plus, you don’t know the bank login. Nice try.
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The real reason Peggy wasn’t in Act II
Alexander Hamilton: Peggy! We almost forgot about you but—Peggy? Why are you staring at the wall?
Peggy Schuyler: *slowly turns*
Alex: ...
Alex: THE ZOMBIE VIRUS HAS SPREAD I REPEAT—
Technically it’s from @thebulletinhamilton-quotes (your blog got me inspired to be apart of it so as a thank you here is a taste of my zombie au, *bows* if it is terrible I will not be upset if you delete it)
(This is incredible, I could never delete it!)
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John Laurens, upon arriving to Heaven: I would like to speak with the owner, please.
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Alexander Hamilton: *screams*
Thomas Jefferson: *screams louder to establish dominance*
James Madison: Should we do something?
George Washington: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Aaron Burr: Have you ever been mistaken for as a man?
Angelica Schuyler: No. Have you?
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George Washington: Hey Eliza—
Eliza Schuyler: *sitting in front of the fireplace, crying softly*
George Washington: ...What did he do?
Eliza Schuyler: *wordlessly tosses the Reynolds Pamphlet at him*
George Washington: ...
George Washington: Oh Alexander, what did you do.
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John Laurens: if I was a Gardner, I’d put our tulips together
Alexander Hamilton: I love you
James Madison: Well?
Thomas Jefferson: if I was a Gardner, you’d be my main hoe
James Madison: ...
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Alexander Hamilton: *throws ball to John Laurens*
Alexander Hamilton: Okay now throw it back
John Laurens: *throws it back*
Alexander Hamilton: I MEANT THE BALL
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Thomas Jefferson: Why are you looking through a fork?
Alexander Hamilton: I’m pretending you’re in jail.
Thomas Jefferson: why?
Alexander Hamilton: it’s spiritually and ethically healing.
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“Sometimes an ex will come back into your life to test how stupid you are.”
—John Laurens
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Theodosia Bartow Prevost: Heeeeeey Aaron, wanna get married?
Aaron Burr: That’s...uh...a little forward.
Theodosia Bartow Prevost: ...Alexander, Angelica and Lafayette really want to plan a wedding.
Aaron Burr: *terrified of disappointing Angelica* Ok..
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Alexander Hamilton: How do I look?
Aaron Burr: Awful, small and mean.
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Peggy Schuyler: If two brains are better than one, then I choose Eliza and Angelica’s brains to be my main source of intellectual.
Aaron Burr: What about your brain? That’s three brains, Peggy.
Peggy Schuyler: Excuse me but sisters come with a six pack not a two for one.
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Alexander Hamilton: I only feel one emotion that is anger
Eliza Schuyler: Last night you drunk texted me and John a thousand egg plant emojis
Alexander Hamilton: out of anger
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“Started from the bottom, now I’m only ten percent away from hell.”
—Alexander Hamilton, at age fifteen
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John Laurens: I wish there was an easier way of dealing with Lee.
Lafayette: There is, but we are far too pretty to be in jail of all places, mon ami.
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