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sanfezu · 5 months

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#don’t ask me why #i don’t know either #post #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rise of the tmnt #rise donnie #screenshots

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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 8 months

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Stupid six of crows au where instead of the ice court it’s a water park and instead of gauging their timing by the elder clock they time it by the sound of the wave machine.

#don’t ask me why #i don’t know #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #six of crows #crooked kingdom #inej ghafa #nina zenik #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #matthias helvar #wylan van eck #kanej #helnik #wesper #au #soc au #six of crows au

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sunglassesmish · 4 months

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unfortunately he’s hot

#don’t ask me why #my gifs #spn #spnedit #spn 11x14 #unfortunately for me*#no barking????? EXCUSE ME SIR

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trashmakerarticle · 5 months

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Batfam as random memes I had saved on my phone for no reason what so ever with out any context

#tim drake #bruce wayne #batman #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #robin #damian wayne #red robin #dc comics #roy harper #don’t ask me why #don’t ask me how #I dont know #my head looks at a picture and shouts a name #there shall be more

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beebopboom · 2 months

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I don’t know why but I’m still at Gabriel saying,

“There was war in Heaven long before the Earth was created. Crowley and the rest were cast out but nothing was ever really settled.”

#lives rent free in my head #don’t ask me why #I will ramble about barely supported theories about them #Gabriel mentions Crowley so many times in season one compared to all the other angels #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #gabriel

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moominpopzz · 1 month

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Slightly odd angled floor time of Ashe and her dog:3

#I can’t remember exactly what breed Bizly said it was but I think it was a Rottweiler #I’ve been thinking of it as a Rottie and Bernese Mountain mix #for like no reason #I know for a fact they’d have a real big dog though #don’t ask me why #just beleive me #I don’t actually care for this drawing much but I love doodling Ashe and her puppy so rgehsjdhdjd #jrwi #jrwi pd #prime defenders #ashe winters #jrwi fanart #jrwi prime defenders #jrwi pd fanart #moomins gallery<3

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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 months

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This random person who wrote a really popular song in todays culture committed a very bad crime and then tried suing the other people who sang the same song without their consent, but then they decided to try to off them by using oil as mascara (don’t ask me, it made sense for me in my dream) but then I decided to teach them about love and fairies and they stopped trying to off each other.

#dream #bands #don’t ask me why #confused #huh?#music #crime #lawsuit #song #death tw #murder tw #mascara

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its-not-sof · 2 years

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3:33am

mark smut + fluff

“That feels nice…”

Mark laughed as he continued to run his fingers through your soft hair.

“Yeah?” He murmured, smiling down at you.

You closed your eyes, allowing yourself to relax in your boyfriend’s arms. It had been a long day and you couldn’t wait for this moment. The feeling of Mark’s nimble fingers caressing your skin, the warmth of his embrace, and the way he always made time for you to unwind.

Gently, his hands shifted from your hair to your back, applying pressure to your tense shoulders. You couldn’t help the small sigh of pleasure that escaped your lips as he kneaded the knots out of your muscles.

“Mark…” you breathed, burying your face in his neck. Your hands grabbed a fistful of his shirt as his hands moved to massage your lower back.

“What do you need, my love?” He whispered, gently applying more pressure at your hips.

Your heart began to race.

“You.”

At your breathless reply, Mark smiled.

“I was hoping you would say that,” he murmured.

You lifted your head from his shoulder and allowed him to pull you into a soft and lust-filled kiss. He worked you into a hazy state of bliss, gently sucking and nipping at your bottom lip while his hands caressed your sides.

He pulled away only for a moment to slip your thin t-shirt over your head, leaving your bare breasts on display. Your nipples were perked with arousal already.

“You’re so beautiful,” Mark whispered reverently, drinking in the sight of you. “I can’t believe you’re mine…”

Your cheeks flushed a bright shade of pink at his disarmingly honest confession.

“Just kiss me, please,” you muttered with an embarrassed smile.

Mark’s eyes sparkled with amusement when you couldn’t meet his gaze.

“You’re so cute, Y/N,” he murmured, tucking a loose strand of your hair behind your ear. He leaned in closer to catch your lips in a gentle kiss.

His warm hands softly cupped your breasts. His talented fingers flicked across your sensitive nipples, causing you to arch your back into his touch. He slowly trailed his lips down to your neck, sucking at the juncture of your bare shoulder before trailing back up behind your ears.

You let out a soft moan when he licked the shell of your ear, nipping at your soft skin.

“M-Mark, please…” you mumbled, slowly becoming undone by his ministrations. Mark softly shushed your pleas.

“You know I always take my time with you, Y/N,” he whispered, grinding against your hips for emphasis.

You bit your bottom lip and stifled a gasp at the sweet friction against your core. You were far too eager to get to the good part, but you knew Mark wouldn’t let you get off that easily.

His lips continued their assault down your neck, sucking hard enough to surely bruise. Your breath quickened as his hands slowly massaged down your sides to the edge of your panties.

He toyed with the lace trim before his nimble fingers made contact ever-so-gently with your folds. You moaned as he circled your clit, giving just enough pressure to tease.

You dug your fingers into his shoulders as he toyed with you, making you shift your hips against him.

“Mark, please—“ you hissed, grinding against his thigh.

Mark hummed against your neck.

“Lie down for me, Y/N,”

You quickly switched positions, letting your back hit the mattress as Mark lingered on top of you. His fingers hooked into your panties and slowly slid them off.

“Spread your pretty legs for me, please?” He murmured, dragging his fingers along the outside of your thighs.

You obediently complied, allowing him to take in the sight of you, fully naked, ready and waiting for him.

“God, you’re fucking gorgeous,” he murmured, licking his fingers before teasing your core again. Your breath hitched when he made contact.

“Lay back for me, okay?” He whispered, coaxing you back onto the soft pillows.

You lay back, letting out a deep sigh.

You were about to close your eyes when you felt a hot puff of air across your core.

“M-Mark!” You gasped as his tongue licked across your wet folds.

His hands reached up to your thighs, holding you firmly in place as he continued to pleasure you with his mouth.

You threw your head back against the pillows when his plush lips closed around your swollen clit, sucking hard before soothing it with the tip of his tongue.

“Mark, I— ah!“

You began to forget your words as he swirled his wet muscle around your most sensitive peak, alternating between sucking and flicking the soft bud.

His fingers massaged your inner thighs before he put them to good use, entering you slowly before curling and thrusting along with his oral stimulation.

You moaned, unrestrained, as he continued to pleasure you.

He knew he held all the cards, having you in such a state. He began to edge you slowly, pulling back to massage your thighs and tease your entrance before diving back in again. You were reduced to breathless moans and whimpers when you slowly felt the pent up frustration start to become too much for you.

“Mark, please, I’m gonna—“

You cried out as he finally tipped you over the edge. He continued to tease you through your high, feeling you shudder around his fingers and tongue.

Your breathing was labored as you began to slip back to reality.

“That was so…” you breathed, unable to finish your sentence. Mark laughed softly.

“I know,” he whispered, pressing a gentle kiss to your forehead. A smile stretched across his handsome features as he caressed your flushed cheek.

“My beautiful girl…” he murmured. “I’ll always be here to take care of you,”

You closed your eyes, a soft, satisfied smile still playing on your lips.

“I know,” you said, opening your eyes again to look deeply into his.

“Now let me take care of you, please?”