#crime
Text
Todd McFarlane's SPAWN (1997)
216 notes
·
View notes
Text
The Killer is Loose (Budd Boetticher, 1956)
#films watched in 2024#The killer is loose#Budd Boetticher#Boetticher#1956#quote#Joseph Cotten#Wendell Corey#loneliness#guns#film noir#black and white#siete#back#Rhonda Fleming#drama#crime#long shot#city
56 notes
·
View notes
Text
#vampires#belly expansion#crime#bd/sm kitten#fall#try guys#ava adams#study notes#grimm#miniskirt#Kaylani Lei#river song
125 notes
·
View notes
Text
List of Extremely Cursed Knowledge
Having autism and ADHD is a blessing and a curse because on one hand, I’m basically a walking encyclopedia of random facts and information. On the other hand, a fair amount of that information is so fucked up that it’s not socially acceptable to share it with anyone. So naturally, I took every fucked up fact, every bit of twisted trivia, every bit of cursed knowledge that I could come up with off the top of my head and compiled it into one big list to post on the internet. Some of this information may permanently ruin your (you, the reader) perception of certain things. None of this information should have ever seen the light of day, and a fair amount of it was never, ever meant to be known by humans.
You cannot unlearn anything on this list. This is your chance to scroll past.
You have been warned.
\/ \/ \/
According to FDA standards, a jar of peanut butter is allowed to have up to seven (7) rat hairs before it’s considered unfit for human consumption. If it has 7 or less rat hairs it will still be sold in stores.
If I just ruined peanut butter for you, don’t google the FDA regulations on any other foods you enjoy.
Human teeth have 36 calories each.
The average human body has roughly 125,000 calories. This is actually relatively low, which makes cannibalism in humans generally unsustainable.
Human meat tastes like pork.
Penguins have been observed practicing necrophilia.
Dolphin vaginas secrete a substance that acts like an aphrodisiac on steroids. When scientists swabbed some of it on a chimpanzee’s penis, it masturbated so furiously that it had a heart attack and died.
Dolphins have been known to intentionally commit suicide if kept in poor conditions.
Scientists that work with cockroaches often become allergic due to exposure. Simultaneously, they also develop an allergy to chocolate and pre-ground coffee. Make of that what you will.
Dolphins have been observed masturbating using decapitated fish heads.
Dolphins have been observed getting high on pufferfish venom recreationally, sometimes even passing a pufferfish around like a joint.
There’s a LOT of rape across the entire animal kingdom. Like, a LOT. It’s especially prevalent in dolphins, otters, ducks, penguins, and primates, to name a few.
On a related note, female ducks have corkscrew shaped vaginas. Male ducks also have corkscrew shaped penises that measure in at a whopping eighteen inches.
The barnacle has the largest penis to body size ratio in the animal kingdom, with its penis being up to eight times as long as its body.
Chimpanzees have been observed using frogs as a fleshlight.
A disembodied human head weighs about 10-12 lbs and is balanced in such a way that requires you to use both hands to pick up.
Pigs will eat every single part of a corpse - including bones. In 2012 a farmer in Oregon was eaten by his pigs after having a heart attack and falling in their enclosure. This also makes pig pens a prime spot for dumping bodies.
A body will decompose faster if you fill the rectal cavity with yogurt before burying it
When burying a body, make sure to bury it in a heavily wooded area. If vegetation is too sparse and/or the body isn’t buried deep enough, it will be easily noticeable after a few months because plants will grow in much thicker directly above where the body was buried.
You cannot bury a body in sand, as sand is too porous. The smell will seep through and give away the location
The entire universe could theoretically exist as a false vacuum and collapse into nothingness at any moment without warning.
Any alien civilization advanced enough to detect life on earth is also probably advanced enough to destroy our entire planet almost immediately. At the peak of interstellar technology, the only limiting factor is the speed of light. If they decided to attack, we probably wouldn’t even know it was coming until the entire surface of the planet was already vaporized.
It takes three and a half rotations to fully detach a human head from its body.
Recently deceased bodies can experience rigor erectus, which translates to “death boner.” This is especially common in victims of hanging, as it’s primarily caused by trauma to the cerebellum or spinal cord.
There is an extremely real chance that you have unknowingly purchased a product that was made by modern day slaves at least once in your life. Coffee, cotton, fish, clothes, shoes, and technology are among the most vulnerable industries.
A decapitated head remains conscious for several seconds after separated from the body.
The entire koala population across Australia is currently undergoing a major chlamydia epidemic. It’s actually been extremely devastating for them and they’re currently facing the threat of extinction because of it.
#Nessie on drugs#unfun facts#audhd#cursed fact#cursed knowledge#cursed#wtf#biology#evolution#evolutionary biology#penguins#r/196#196#r/196archive#/r/196#rule#meme#memes#shitpost#shitposting#autism#actually audhd#adhd#actually autistic#actually adhd#evil autism#crime#criminology#true crime#fun facts
31 notes
·
View notes
Text
M - Eine Stadt sucht einen Mörder (1931)
#m - eine stadt sucht einen mörder#m#peter lorre#ellen widman#inge landgut#1930s movies#1931#fritz lang#crime#thriller
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
For the crime show girlies... | Deviant Donuts
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
page 20
Let's return to the PI and his troubled employer.
#indie comic#webcomic#comic#free comic#webtoon#tapas#oc#orginal characters#ghost story#crime#map#uk#england#odd couple
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
just got a tumblr
oh boy i cant wait to see the horrors of the internet!!
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
ANNE HATHWAY AS DAPHNE KLUGER
OCEAN’S EIGHT (2018) dir. Gary Ross
#ocean's eight#ocean's 8#2010s#comedy#crime#anne hathaway#oceans8edit#userclara#usersavana#userbru#usergiu#userjean#tuserhan#userashe#userabs#userraffa#usertreena#userhella#*#by mia
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
Link
#donald trump#Trump#january 6#Jack Smith#trump indictment#indicted#crime#sorry sorry#I know some people hate this format#sorry!
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
miss Stephanie Soo you might have deleted your many true crime mukbangs but I will never forget about them nor the harm they caused
#not a dream#stephanie soo#rotten mango#true crime#mukbang#food#eating#disgusting#crime#murder tw#death tw#violence tw
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
#one piece#monkey d. luffy#luffy#one piece luffy#straw hat pirates#straw hat luffy#straw hat crew#gear 5 luffy#gear 5th#gear 5 fanart#gear five#gear fifth#crime#funny memes#meme#memes#anime and manga#anime#anime art
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
Crime is theatre, a mirage, for delusional Republicans. They can't see it when it happens to Trump, but they can hallucinate the worst prejudices on every person not committing crimes.
Also, GOP wants to cut budgets for FBI, ATF, and DOJ. They literally want to create/legislate safe spaces for conservative criminals.
2K notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
lemonbrow-empire
What are we, titles in an alley?
phone-bird
phone bird
deepakbalu
Untitled
moonlightsmasquerade
So to hell with good intentions!