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whatever-dude · 2 months

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Cale got his first hatty and I missed it?! Noooo 😭

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reineydraws · 1 month

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i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶

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#mishanks #akataka #dracule mihawk #hawkeyes mihawk #shanks #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #one piece #one piece fanart #incorrect one piece quotes #op fanart #i have accidentally signed up for too much to draw as lesurely as i have been lol soz 🙏#but i noticed my blog got taken off the mishanks tag's top blog list which clearly means i havent posted enough abt them recently LOL #comic #op comic #shanks: no u dont understand. he only calls me by my first name when he's feeling soft and he would never let anyone else touch his face #especially like that from behind! and first thing in the morning? anyone else would find themselves without a hand.#i call my angel all these lovely pet names and in return he lowers all his walls and i love him 🥰🥰🥰#(mihawk on the side is feeling extremely exposed lol)#(but also fond 🥰 he loves him back so much too!!!)

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wandasverison · 3 months

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texting wanda

y/n: are you okay? you said you’d be home an hour ago…

wanda: yeah sorry, just had to play a little prank on tony real quick!

y/n: it took you an hour?

wanda: check the front door.

y/n: *looks outside to see wanda floating into the front yard with the avenger’s ‘a’ symbol*

wanda: he bet i wouldn’t be able to get it

#I wish emo wanda would have had more screen time #aou wanda would have been feisty hysterical once she was comfy #wanda maximoff #wanda fanfic #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x y/n #wanda maximoff x you #elizabeth olsen #marvel incorrect quotes #wandasversion writes

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tiredofsatansbullshit · 5 months

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Batfam as things my friends and I have said

Tim, at a toy store: Don't get close to me with that affectionate shit. *spots toy trucks* Look, trucks :D

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Cassandra: Maybe that's why my life's so peaceful. Because I don't like men

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Tim: I'm bisexual. I don't like choosing

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Damian: They're holding hands. I hope they die

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Stephanie: If I had a penis....

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Stephanie: The other day Duke learnt about periods. He was devastated.

Duke, fake crying: Shit ain't right

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Tim: Can I just kill myself, guys? Dick: Not yet, Timmy

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Jason: I don't wanna smell it, Dick

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Jason: Stephanie, I wanna drink

Stephanie + Jason simultaneously: Drink alcohol. yeah.

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Duke: I'm doing it correctly but my answers still not coming up

Damian: Then you're not doing it correctly

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Dick, pointing at pads: How strong is your pussy?

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Jason: Am I scared or am I hard?

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Cassandra: Why did you look at me with that tone???

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Bruce: The omegaverse? That was in the spiderman movie, right?

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Stephanie: Why must we decide? Tim: The bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam or Eve

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Damian: I'm not exotic, I'm just brown

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Stephanie: Are penises heavy?

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Duke: I'm just...

Stephanie: Ken

Tim: a girl

Duke: dead.

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Dick: Now that we're alone let's get into the real stuff. What's your childhood trauma, babygirl?

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Dick: Look at those gay flags

Jason: Those are countries

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padawansuggest · 3 months

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Ahsoka: *considering taking Grogu as a student*

Din: *hopeful*

Grogu: Patu! ‘If you take me from my father I WILL turn to the dark side that’s a kriffing promise :)’

Ahsoka: :) ahh *gently sets him back on the ground and takes a few steps back* nah, I ain’t goin through that again. You can keep him.

Din: …wat?

Ahsoka: ya that lil bastard used to bite me when we were children, I ain’t dealing with him no more. Go find Tag and Bink, they’re dumb enough to give it a go. Have fun!

Din: …wat???

Grogu: Patu! ‘Bye bye!’

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #the mandalorian #din djarin #Grogu #ahsoka tano #incorrect mandalorian quotes #listen I think it would have been funnier if she and Grogu fought in the creche #I think they BOTH would have bit #also tag and bink WOULD be dumb enough to try

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murasaki-cha · 2 months

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Choi Han: *about the Thames* Cale-nim why is your family so frustrating?

Cale: *also frustrated but weirdly defensive* Why is your family Choi Jung Gun?

Choi Han: .....

Choi Jung Soo: ....dude

#i was thinking of also adding alberu like 'why is your family the ancient white star' byt that would have been too much #next time maybe #tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #choi han #choi jung soo #choi jung gun #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes

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crazy-fangirl2524 · 8 months

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Wymack, Bee, Nicky and Kevin are so underrated in regards to how fundamentally they helped Andrew. Without them Andrew would never have anyone to even take a chance at him. Without Wymack, he wouldn’t have college and exy, without nicky he wouldn’t even have a “home”, without Bee, Andrew’s mental state would have been way way worse, and without Kevin, Andrew wouldn’t have a purpose.

Neil may be the catalyst and Andrew’s main reason to actually live. But these four people (and Aaron) are Andrew’s cornerstones, his foundation, are what’s holding him up before Neil josten even existed.

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jakeperalta · 4 months

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taylor calling out a nyt article about her sexuality is cool good for her I guess but I am begging her and her people to stop throwing "this wouldn't happen to a man" at literally everything... like sometimes that is.. not the point

#baffled by that line like why would they say male celebrities don't get the sexuality speculation #have they ever been online for more than 5 minutes???#also why did they specifically bring up shawn mendes that's sooo weird to me #like what does he have to do with anything 😭#also one of the only things i know about shawn mendes is that he has had all the speculation and he's said how much it sucked #so it is both weird and incorrect as a point #i just don't get why swifties all praise tree as the best pr person around when half the time her approach feels like 😬😬#talking #taylor swift

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brother-emperors · 4 months

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ANTONY cry 'havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war

earlier in my script (which is not Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar), Antony refers to Dolabella as one of his ‘dogs of war’ when talking to Cassius (which IS a reference to Shakespeare’s JC), and it comes back around after Cicero writes to Cassius and informs him of Trebonius’ fate

While these things were taking place at Rome, Cassius and Brutus were collecting troops and money, and Trebonius, governor of the province of Asia, was fortifying his towns for them. [...] Trebonius, who was captured in bed, told his captors to lead the way to Dolabella, saying that he was willing to follow them. One of the centurions answered him facetiously, "Go where you please, but you must leave your head behind here, for we are ordered to bring your head, not yourself." With these words the centurion immediately cut off his head, and early in the morning Dolabella ordered it to be displayed on the praetor's chair where Trebonius was accustomed to transact public business. Since Trebonius had participated in the murder of Caesar by detaining Antony in conversation at the door of the Senate-house while the others killed him, the soldiers and camp-followers fell upon the rest of his body with fury and treated it with every kind of indignity. They rolled his head from one to another in sport along the city pavements like a ball till it was completely crushed. This was the first of the murderers who received the meed of his crime, and thus vengeance overtook him.

App. Civil Wars III. 26

For Dolabella is in Syria, and, as you have foreseen in your prophetic soul and have foretold, Cassius will crush him while they are on their way. For Dolabella has had the gates of Antioch shut in his face and got a good beating in trying to storm it. Not trusting in any other city, he has betaken himself to Laodicea, on the sea-coast of Syria. There I hope he will speedily pay the penalty of his crime: for he has no place of refuge, nor will he much longer be able there to stand out against an army as large as that of Cassius. I even hope that Dolabella has by this time been overpowered and crushed.

Cic. Fam. 12.14

Place then before your eyes, O conscript fathers, that spectacle, miserable indeed, and tearful, but still indispensable to rouse your minds properly: the nocturnal attack upon the most beautiful city in Asia; the irruption of armed men into Trebonius’s house, when that unhappy man saw the swords of the robbers before he heard what was the matter; the entrance of Dolabella, raging,—his ill-omened voice, and infamous countenance,—the chains, the scourges, the rack, the armourer who was both torturer and executioner; all which they say that the unhappy Trebonius endured with great fortitude. A great praise, and in my opinion indeed the greatest of all, for it is the part of a wise man to resolve beforehand that whatever can happen to a brave man is to be endured with patience if it should happen.

Cicero, Philippic 11