i can’t help it

Someone get him a bandage and a cooler story!! Quick!!

i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶

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Headcanon that mihawk embroiders and sews all those flower patterns himself

No Freaking way….

fem crocobug request and fem bughawk in the side

I know I've talked about how Mihawk sews and embroiders, and probably was already making/embellishing his clothes since his first appearance, (roger's execution pink tulip patches my belove-eds) but I'd like to emphasize that this man is 100% his own combination tailor/milliner/cobbler. He sews his clothes and makes his hats and there's whole 50s housewife-esque sewing room in his castle. Those v-notch-waistband pants are a perfected pattern and you know it. Whenever he meets up with Shanks he spends 30% of their time together fighting and the other 70% darning Shanks' shirts. He handmade Perona's glow-up fit because nothing hit right for her at the local op hot topic. Definitely monograms his towels. Gets bored in the Cross Guild one day and spends the better part of a week hemming Crocodile's pants and letting out his waistcoats. Keeps a needle and thread pinned inside his coat. Bills the WG for "upkeep expenses" when he decides to go ham on the latest silk exports.

Hancock, visiting Cross Guild: You've built up quite the impressive organization here, Crocodile.

Crocodile: Yes, and our influence reaches further across the seas everyday. It would be an honor to have you join us.

Hancock: I might have to consider...but I just can't believe the change you've managed to make in Hawkeyes. He actually smiled when he greeted me off my ship. I didn't think he was capable of it!

Crocodile: As much as it pains me to say, it wasn't just me. The clown was the one that got him to open up.

Hancock: Are you serious? Buggy, of all people???

Crocodile: *shrugs* Turns out Hawkeyes just needed someone with the right frequency to compliment him. He has friends to play with now.

Hancock: Really?

Mihawk, literally across the room, overhearing: *scoffs* I do not play at anything. Why would someone such as myself waste energy on something so childish. It is insulting to-

Buggy, poking his head in the door: Hey Hawk! Alvida just challenged Cabaji to a volleyball death match at the beach! Want to play with us?

Mihawk: Yes, WAIT FOR ME! *runs out of the room*

Crocodile: See what I mean?

Hancock: Uh huh...

i love mishanks and i love mishanks angst but sometimes (rarely) i cannot for the life or me take it fucking seriously

mihawk: i can’t believe you threw me away and abandoned me when i needed you most

shanks: babe i’m so sorry i lost my arm trying to save a child from being eaten. how will u ever forgive me?

Pass the wine so I can sharpen my wit.

crocodile | mihawk | buggy

I dunno, I think Cora deserves to trip into the arms of a handsome and capable man

we become we

Let’s pretend

who's that guy smiling so nice and polite? cant be the hawkeyes mihawk, can it?! (it's not. 😂)

realized i can post the sketch dump in two different posts lol here's the first few of the cont'd mishanks body swap doods ✌️

mihawk would probably scold shanks for not grooming the beard correctly and insist on doing it himself haha. shanks would have a crisis from the proximity. mihawk would just be annoyed to find it's more difficult to shave from the third person.

part 2 of this sketch dump!

happy birthday mihawk!! 🗡️🗡️🗡️

pro suika player at 3am