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When Cale gains a new ancient power or ability, he never tells anyone. The only way you know of his powers is if he uses them in a fight or you were there when he got it.
No one knew about Record until Cale used it trying to find the White Stars reincarnations. Heck, they still don’t know what that was.
To them, Cale just suddenly gained the ability to remember everything he read and he was also getting a fever from it, so no one knows what that was.
When he used Instant to destroy to the statues, NO ONE knew whatever THE FUCK THAT WAS—LIKE— Cale transcended time to destroy and statue, and then he looked like he took a shower in KNIVES SOMEHOW?? AND THEN HIS PLATE STARTED TO BREAK???
When Cale first used the super rock in the gorge of death no one knew a single thing about whatever the fuck was happening, but they just had to accept it
[this bit was added on later- whenever Cale used the “Blood-drenched rock” or whatever it was called while he was trying to use Embrace on the White Star, and he ended up using Embrace on one of the White Stars attacks but the button or whatever was holding it started to break so it was basically a bomb and he just ran through the castle like a mad man, and to everyone else it looked like Cale was covered in blood. Absolutely no one had any clue that he wasn’t in fact bleeding from everywhere on his body so that’s literally what they were assuming]
When Cale helped the Jungle because Arm had taken an island hostage and rigged dead mana bombs around the shore and everyone’s like
“oh no, what do we do, if we try to take it back all the hostages will die” and Cale is just like “leave it to me. I will eat all of the dead mana” LIKE SIR-💀
THAT IS NOT A NORMAL THING TO SAY.
And then they go along with the plan anyways!?! AND THEN CALE STARTS CONTROLLING THE FUCKING TREES???
AND THE ALLIES JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT AND KEEP GOING WITH THE PLAN BECAUSE IF THEY DON’T EVERYTHING WOULD GO TO SHIT?
Just-
Cale:*reveals a new power in the heat of battle*
The enemies:😨
The allies:😨
#tcf#lcf#lout of the count’s family#totcf#tcf novel#tcf incorrect quotes#incorrect tcf quotes#trash of the counts family#tcf cale#tcf humor#tcf ancient powers#tcf meme#Cales allies are literally just as confused as the enemies when Cale uses a new power#and they all just have to stfu and go with it#Cale needs to learn that he CANNOT run through the whole ass palace looking like he just jumped into a blender and then just not explain
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The Soos embody that "childhood friends who have witnessed every embarrassing moment in each other's life and are so used to each other's bullshit they don't question any of the actions the other does anymore" energy
And I have receipts for this:
Cale: *stops the Plaza Terror Invident and coughs up blood for the first time*
Choi Jung Soo and Sui Khan: *pops party poppers* congrats to our dongsaeng he did it! Now let's cut the cake
God of Death to Choi Jung Gun: they prepared the "Congrats Cale on Fucking Up Your Slacker Life Again" banner 3 weeks ago. Cale hadn't even planned on going to the plazza yet
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God of Death: Lee Soo Hyuk reincarnated and Choi Jung Soo became a wanderer
Cale: of course they did I should have foreseen this
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Sui appears as a hawk beastman: sup
Cale: ........ damn it I thought you were gonna be a baby
Sui: missed you too <3
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Choi Jung Soo: *crashes from the ceiling right in front of his friends who have been looking for his fugitive ass for weeks*
Cale: oh we found him
Sui: *mild annoyance but not surprised*
Choi Jung Soo: hi guys
#the soulmateism of soos should be studied in a lab#they have reached ultimate best friends level#tcf#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#lcf#lout of the count’s family#tcf novel#choi jung soo#lee soo hyuk#kim rok soo#sui khan#soos#tcf soos#tcf incorrect quotes#incorrect tcf quotes
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Meeting your future self:
Cale: So... Will we get our slacker life.
Future! Cale: I wish that, too.
Cale: wh...why?
Future! Cale: Do you know Choi Han?
Cale: Yes! I was going to feed him.
Future! Cale: let that bitch beat you!!
#tcf#tcf novel part 2#incorrect tcf quotes#tcf incorrect quotes#tcf meme#tcf humor#cale henituse#choi han#may Cale’s slacker life rest in peace#he should've just let Choi Han beat him
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alberu:"Dragon-nim give me strenght to deal with cale bullshit"
passerbay:"shouldn't you pray to God?"
alberu:*murderous face*"never say that 'G word' in front of me again"
#alberu crossman#tcf novel#tcf cale#cale henituse#kim rok soo#tcf manhwa#lout of the count’s family#tcf incorrect quotes#tcf crack#trash of the count's family#incorrect tcf quotes
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Alberu, after putting Cale in the spot light : Cale’s going to kill me
Choi Han: No, he’ll make me do it
#trash of the counts family#tcf#incorrect quotes#incorrect tcf quotes#cale henituse#alberu crossman#choi han
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Cale: You should go home and take care of yourself, your health is important.
Ron, Choi han, Beacrox, Roan, Everyone else:
#tcf cale#og! cale henituse#tcf ron#ron molan#tcf beacrox#choi han#tcf meme#trash of the count's family#incorrect tcf quotes#tcf raon#tcf rosalyn#cale henituse
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Alberu: What are we?
Choi Han: People
Alberu: No, like truly what are we?
Cale: You're a dark elf and we're korean
#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#incorrect tcf quotes#tcf incorrect quotes#alberu crossman#choi han#albechoicale#HEHEHEHHE#i like to think jung soo did this too
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I saw this alcale interaction and I couldn't not comment, it was like this:
*cale do a huuuge big shit*
Cale: hey, hyung, I-
Alberu: hyung? I'm the crown prince bich, shut up, call me your highness
Cale: ok your magesty🤗
*alver discovers that cale do a good shit*
Cale: hey you magesty, I-
Alberu: why aren't you calling me hyung?☹️call me hyung
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And that's my interpretation
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Cale must have been like: wasn't I the son of a bitch?
#tcf incorrect quotes#incorrect tcf quotes#trash of the count's family#lcf#tcf#lout of the count’s family#lcf cale#lout of count’s family#tcf cale#choi han#alcale
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How evil are you?
Kiyoung: I’m a devil and this is evil! I live my life with it!
Dokja: I’m a fighter and I’ll sacrifice someone and myself to survive! And no kids, don’t follow me!
Cale: I’m a scammer and I scam people left and right, terrorist, corruptor…
Everyone: No Cale, that’s not evil, that’s saving people!
#lcf#tcf#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#lout of count’s family#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#regressor instruction manual#rim#lee kiyoung#kim dokja#incorrect tcf quotes
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Cale, picking up important people left and right: It’s an easy fix, really.
Cale, getting involved in historic events and playing a main part in them: Frankly, I just want to be left alone.
Cale, building up an international underground organisation: I want my peace, and that’s all I need.
Cale, uncovering intrigues, betrayals and the truth behind myths: And all I have to do to get that is keep the bad stuff away.
Cale, effectively manipulating more than one continent at once: And the best way to do that is simply making sure it won’t be a problem anymore.
Cale, changing everything about history and establishing himself as unforgettable: That’s all I’m doing - and then I’ll be forgotten and can live in peace.
Cale, bring the thriving force at saving the world: It’s a bit of a twisted path, really, but I avoid responsibility where I can.
Cale, a martyrer with an army ready to save him at any cost within multiple worlds: I’m a selfish trash soon to be living the sweet, sweet slacker life, is what I’m saying.
The entire world: …
Bud: I’m gonna tell him. Somebody should probably tell him, right?
Cale, genuinely oblivious: Tell me what?
Clopeh: You’re a legend, Cale-nim! The legend among legends, the-
Cale: Enough out of you. You’re not as funny as you think. Crazy bastard…
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Alver: Cale henituse, I hate you and I want to spend the rest of my life hating you.
Cale: are you proposing?
Alver: duh.
Cale: son of a bi-. Yes.
#lout of count’s family#trash of the count's family#lcf#cale henituse#tcf#alberu crossman#albecale#alberu x cale#alcale#incorrect tcf quotes
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Beacrox:*creates a spicy dish at Cales request(because Cale missed eating spicy things T^T)*
Cale:*tries it*hmmmm…. It’s good, but it could use some more spice.
Beacrox:*utter confusion* …yes young master-nim. *thinking that Cale might be insane because this is the spiciest dish he’s ever been in the presence of*
Beacrox:*adds more spice anyways because he’s so confused*
Cale: still needs more spice.
Beacrox:*worried confusion intensifies*
Beacrox:*adds more spice*
Cale: perfect.
Beacrox:*more worried confusion*
Later- *Beacrox enlists Eruhabens help to summon the whole Cale-nim protection squad*
Cale:*is summoned to his fathers office to find perhaps every person he’s ever met standing there with Choi Han looking perhaps as confused as he is*
Deruth: Son… are you feeling alright?
Cale:…yes…? What is this for..?
Beacrox:*puts the spicy dish on the desk*
Alberu: Dongsaeng, this is an intervention.
Deruth: we think something might be wrong with your taste buds.
Cale: huh? It’s not even that spicy? Try it if you don’t believe me?
Everyone in the room: *tries it and immediately starts dying(-Choi Han)*
Deruth: Dear God! That could kill a small cat!
Ohn: as a small cat, I can confirm, eating any more of that would kill me.
Cale: Oh come on! It isn’t that spicy!
Everyone:*confusion*
Choi Han:…
Choi Han:… it isn’t that bad…
Everyone:*appalled*
Alberu: You two are fucking anomalies. This is not something a human, or any race for that matter, can consume without horrible difficulty.
Cale:*walks over to the dish*
Cale:*eats the rest of it to not let it go to waste because it really does have the perfect amount of spice*
Everyone:*in utter terror as Cale shows zero reaction*
Alberu: I am terrified of you.
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Unapologetically one of the funniest TCF scenes in the entire novel is that one time Cale passed out during the battle on the Molden Kingdom on that maze(and he was under an illusion spell) and when he woke up Raon was screaming how he'd kill all the enemies and destroying the maze's walls, everyone was going apeshit and than Choi Han just pulls up next to Cale after seeing him wake up and he was COVERED IN BLOOD and than it just kind of went:
Cale: *staring at the chaos* ....what the-
Cale: Why is Raon screaming that he'll kill everyone? And Choi Han are you covered in blood??
Choi Han: *looks down* .... I guess
Cale: How long was I out for!?
Cale: *thinking* look at all this destruction and chaos! I must have been out for like 30 minutes at least, hours maybe-
Choi Han: *looks down on his wrist that doesn't have a watch* Around 10 minutes give or take I guess
Cale: ...... wHAT-
#pure chaos#the calefam put the fear of god (not that one) on Cale that day#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#tcf novel#cale henituse#choi han#raon miru#tcf humor#tcf incorrect quotes#incorrect tcf quotes
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Rereading chapter 614, and I can't stop laughing at what Raon said,
Raon had made sure to remember what Cale told him since Cale had never said anything wrong other than talking about being a slacker, saying that he is going to rest, or denying the fact that he is a hero.
LAMOOOOO cale you poor bastard, even Raon doesn't believe in you slacker life. 😂😂😂😂
#rip cale slacker#imagine cale's reaction#Raon you cutie#tcf#cale henituse#tcf incorrect quotes#incorrect tcf quotes#tcf humor#lcf#raon miru
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first meet with cale
alberu:*dont want to have any business with him*
After many many meet with cale later
Alberu:"You bastard(affectionally)"
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Cale: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!
Choi Han : So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?
Cale: Obviously. Now, Alberu , pass the shovel.
#trash of the counts family#tcf#cale henituse#incorrect quotes#incorrect tcf quotes#alberu crossman#choi han
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