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incorrectzutaraquotes · 2 months

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zuko: we just need one of those construction trucks. with the thingys to pick stuff up

katara: the forklift ??

zuko: hey i never said i was smart i just know it exists

katara: i never said i was smart either i had to look up the damn name of the vehicle.

katara: i knew ‘lift’ was in there somewhere my remaining 2 brain cells are close to deteriorating

sokka: you two should join forces

zuko: we did. it took both of our brain power to come up with forklift

#source: shit me and my friends have said #guess which one i was 😁😁#zutara #zuko #katara #atla #avatar the last airbender #incorrect zutara quotes #incorrect quotes #anyway it’s been nearly 2 years hello everyone #i hope u missed me #or maybe u didn’t #it’s okay #with the live action atla i figured now would be a great time to revive this account #love yall and free palestine !!!#if u want sources to educate and help palestinians my twitter is @brvcewcynes #all week for the strike but also just in general i try to rt everyday

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boydykedevo · 12 days

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Sometimes I feel like I post too much and then I see other people with indicators in their bio as to whether they’ve hit post limit when I have literally never once hit post limit and I’m like alright. I’m probably good I think

#250 across all blogs apparently? literally never done it #apparently mobile doesn’t tell u tho so maybe I have and didn’t realize?? idk #icarus is talking

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fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma · 7 months

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Kyoshi warrior Sokka is my reason to keep going (ft. Bonus Zuko and Suki)

#zukka #zuko x sokka #zukka fanart #atla #maybe zukki if u want #honestly I just love how Suki didn’t even pull an ‘I can fix him’#like Sokka went to her and was like ‘fix me’#also yes blue spirit this blue spirit that #but what about Zuko coming across the kyoshi warriors and suddenly omg #that’s a dude #n then he peeps Sokka without the uniform and makeup and just: *short circuits*#anyway I’m very normal about them

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too-deviant · 27 days

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mdni 🃏 second in command!reader is back and is very pissed off…

you’ve grown accustomed to the plush mattress of the master suite on the princess andromeda — despite never sleeping on it.

you know the best combination of pillows to pile up under your back when luke props you up onto the headboard so you don’t feel that ache in your lower spine from the awkward angle.

you know not to sit too close to the edge of the bed — more towards the middle, so that when luke spreads your thighs so far apart you can feel the burn in the crease of your groin, your knee doesn’t knock against the edge of the nightstand and make you hiss into his mouth.

you know not to grip the fitted sheet between your knuckles because it always comes loose from the mattress whenever you do, so instead you squeeze luke’s hip, scratch on his back.

you also know that the bruises on his knuckles aren’t from inflicting pain on other people, but from slipping his hand in the space between the headboard and the wall to cushion the banging noise that comes from his persistent thrusts into you. you know the blood stains on his t-shirt aren’t from a nasty battle, but from that time you bit into his shoulder so hard you broke skin.

you know that if his right hand twitches at his side, you should ready your spear for a fight, but if his left hand stars twitching, you should start loosening the straps of your armour.

but while you’ve committed all these little ticks to memory, luke remains unpredictable. sure, you know how to decipher the looks he sends you, and what combination of movements will make him cum the hardest.

but when you meet with the newest gaggle of demigods that have deflected from camp half-blood, it becomes a whole new playing field.

because that used to be you — quiet, unsure, new. desperate to please the man who would be your leader. but none of these people could become the next you, because they didn’t know the things you did.

right?

surely not.

but then luke starts sending them on missions — the same ones you went on before you got promoted to better things. he starts waking up earlier so he can watch over their training modules. modules that you used to run, but now he is insistent on taking over.

you weren’t stupid. so which one was it? was it the perky daughter of aphrodite? the rugged but submissive son of ares? which one was luke keeping that special eye on? which one got extra special attention, better missions, time alone with luke in the state room?

you shouldn’t be as bothered as you are — but it’s not jealousy. no, it’s just…worry. you worked too hard to get where you are for some newbie to come along and ruin it for you after two weeks on the ship. they didn’t deserve what you had.

that much was made abundantly clear when luke put you in charge of an extraction mission in washington. what a fool he was, picking the newbies to join your team. they weren’t ready for something so taxing. it took almost a month before you were sent on your first extraction, what was so special about them?

it appeared tyche was on your side that day. you were too angry to think rationally and just went in swinging, not a care for strategy or form. and even though luke’s new bimbos provided zero help, you managed to wrangle yourselves out alive and successful.

you stormed your way back onto the andromeda without so much as a glance in their direction. straight to the state room, straight to where luke was waiting for a mission report.

“did kronos smack you upside the head?”

well, you weren’t giving him a report. you were done — he could do whatever he wanted with his new toys, you didn’t care. but don’t send them on missions they aren’t ready for just because they’re an easy lay. your words were sharp talons, just like he’d taught you — and he stood there and took it. face placid, hands in his pockets, calm and quiet until you were done.

and when you were, he laughed.

that asshole laughed at you. perfect teeth on display, sword swinging as he rocked on his feet in complete hilarity. you could tuck your tail between your legs and walk off, let him dump you.

or you could remind him of all the things you know — all the things his warm bodies would never learn, because they weren’t you.

you’d only seen such visceral shock on his expression once, and that was when percy jackson highjacked the boat. this time, however, it was because you had folded your arms, tilted your head, and told him to take off his pants.

and he did — ah ah, slowly. he unbuttoned his cargos and pushed them to his ankles, all the while holding a sick smirk and even sicker eye contact.

and just before he could remove his shirt on your command, he huffed, “just so you know. i wouldn’t take orders like these from anyone else but you.”

you never did see those demigods again.

#you should read my other second in command reader blurbs if u haven’t already #he didn’t kill the newbies #or maybe he did #if that’s what ur into #@lia’s works #luke castellan #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan smut #luke castellan x you

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ghost-bxrd · 2 months

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Prompt:

A whole ass zombie apocalypse wasn’t something Jason thought he’d ever have to worry about.

Not that he has to worry about it now, either, considering he just got bit.

Everyone knows what you gotta do in these scenarios. Your loved ones will cry (“awe, Dickie, you do care”), they’ll try to find a different way (“shut up Bruce. Even you can’t concoct a cure in two hours”) and blame themselves (“fuck you, Timmers, I want you to know I died because you wanted that damn coffe!”…. Yeah, he could have handled that one better in hindsight) and then, ultimately, they’re gonna put a bullet in your brain. For the sake of the group.

And it’s fine, really. Better than turning into a mindless, flesh eating meat sack. He was ready. He got to say goodbye. It’s fine.

Or it would have been fine, if any of those damn cowards had pulled the friggin trigger.

Now Jason is clinically semi-dead (don’t ask him, he doesn’t know how this shit works either) and still annoyingly in charge of his mental faculties while also harboring a rather concerning craving for human flesh.

Fuck.

#non traditional zombie au lol #prompts #the batfam couldn’t bear to shoot Jason #and in this case it worked out alright #now Jason is trying to find his family again #and make sure they don’t brain themselves by tripping over a rock #because obviously they can’t be trusted with the simplest of survival things #like shooting the infected group member jfc he’s too old for this shit #or young #anyway Jason has to juggle being a zombie and discreetly protecting his family from afar #and maybe also give them some heart attacks by play acting like the actual zombies #because f u Dick this is exactly what would have happened if I didn’t get the premium zombie upgrade!#jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batfam #robin #red hood #tim drake #batman #Damian al ghul Damian wayne #Cassandra Cain #duke thomas #Stephanie brown #Alfred pennyworth

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courtrecord · 10 months

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honestly i hate how that “maybe the curtains are just blue” post has become shorthand for anti-intellectualism and shit bc as someone who has an utter passion for media analysis now, I WAS THAT PERSON IN HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH CLASS.

english class never taught me how to analyze stories, it taught me how to remember what things the teacher said were “symbolism” and how to take quizzes where we had to match a quote to the character who said it. i didn’t give a shit about any of it, bc literally why should i. it was bullshit.

there’s this idea online that people are forgetting or rejecting what they learned in english class when they’re bad at media analysis, and maybe that’s a little bit true, but i think the much bigger problem is they never learned it in the first place. cinemasins & “maybe the curtains are just blue” aren’t convincing people to abandon an intellectualism they already had, they’re filling a void.

when all you learn in high school is to write on the test “blue = depression”, why is it surprising that so many people don’t give a shit about the curtains.

#media analysis #i literally didn’t care about criticism until i started watching video essays in 2017 #and they taught me that u could actually do interesting things with analysis #and i cannot fucking stand this shit that pretends people should all know better #also it’s not new; people who act like media literacy is getting worse are so fucking funny like #have u met an adult. have u spoken to say. an adult family member #ever in ur life #ur just on the internet now. ur seeing a million bad takes that used to be reserved for in-person conversations #or maybe writing into a paper or magazine #get real #get fucking real #1k

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clownsuu · 8 months

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THESE BITCHES LOOK FRUITY AS HELL🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

Ha melon bug

Been having a craving to draw them as a lil beverage 😔💔🥄🥄

#Also I take back what I said about them bein water #They got a lil spice to em they get sparkling water JXHDHDH #A delicious snack to have in the summer ✨🥄🥄#They definitely have a paper straw too-#BUT YOOO THEMBS INTERACTING???#A cute lil surprise in my ask box! Glad I didn’t accidentally miss it- (I keep missing stuff AUGAHUAGAHAH)#What crimes against humanity would lovelie do next-? (The answer may shock u)—#Next drawing prompt- Lovelie becomes a literal canvas (real) (not clickbait)#WAWAWAWWA-#THEY ARE SO PREDDY THOO (would lovelie admit that? Maybe if it’s with a jab-)

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intriga-hounds · 19 days

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he thinks it’s sooooo fucked up that he escaped Leg Prison just to be put in Face Prison again

#baz #4 years #cast #maybe if u didn’t obsessively lick!!!!!!#hopefully he leaves it alone in a few days #he’s so cute…….#pls behave u cute lil basturdt

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3zkana · 6 months

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recovering & sweet dreams

Did a quick thing for lil Marimos birthday, referenced from one of the recent episodes <33

#myart #one piece #roronoa zoro #zoro fanart #op fanart #anime fanart #zoro #can I tag this zosan #I mean if u squint #maybe he’s dreaming abt his curly cook and how he didn’t have to KILL him lmao #yet #:o #zosan #sanzo #pfffttt I’m sorry

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iknowwhereyousleepatnight · 6 months

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he’s THE guy ever

#death note #l lawliet #manga redraw #my art #he’s THE guy #i love him #did u know i didn’t even care for him my first read/watch through of dn #so wild #that’s bc i was weirdly fixated on light #and i love light he’s perfect and awful and great #but now i understand #L is the guy ever #you’ll never guess but i’m tired lmao #winter brings it out in me #i’ll wake up and be ready for a nap an hour later no matter how long i’ve slept #maybe i should get that checked out #anyway friendly reminder that soon i shall finish my comms sheet and comms will be open probably by the 7th december #maybe sooner.i need to check when my finals are but they'll be in the first week-ish of december and after that i can draw and sleep all da

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mossy-aro · 5 months

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being aspec is weird sometimes because exploring my boundaries and (a)sexuality in my own way is such a personal and normal thing to do as you go through life but it feels like if you do something or experience something differently than aspec people are ‘supposed to’ it puts the validity of your whole identity in danger

#this is not an original thought but i am expressing it anyways #i do not feel as if the ppl in my life can equate ‘getting the aroace thing’ and my not being sex or romance repulsed #so i either can tell them the truth abt being aroace or i can straight up refuse to disclose my identity #it feels so frustrating idk. a non issue maybe but it feels ugh.#for example.#i kissed someone recently n i didn’t hate it. it’s hard to know who to tell because if i was anything else ppl wouldn’t side eye #me for even talking abt the situation but in this case it’s like 🤨 why r u an aroace person doing that 🤨#idk if this is getting too personal but u get my point i hope #🌿#aroace #aspec #personal

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purple-ravaged · 6 months

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here is an incomplete wip!! i’ve been teasing this kakashi pmv for ages and never actually uploaded anything… here’s anything

#the ending is rough because i didn’t get to that part yet lol #maybe i’ll finish it sometime and post it on youtube #hope u like 😇#my art #fanart #digital art #naruto #kakashi hatake #obito uchiha #rin nohara #team minato #sakumo hatake #animatic #pmv #animation #naruto fanart

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all-about-the-tea-parties · 7 months

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The show consistently establishing that Ishamael Wants To Die™️:

Some ppl during the finale: umm??? How did rand kill him with just a sword? Why didn’t Ishamael fight back??? That’s so stupid! He’s a Forsaken™️ like, he wants to kill the dragon, Rand should’ve had to use the One Power

The writers: *slams head through wall*

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bowl-of-fruit-loops · 8 months

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I see your “satoru couldn’t bear to see suguru’s body destroyed” and I raise you “shoko couldn’t bear to do it”

#imagine it. you’re ieri shoko and one of your only friends is in your morgue and yeah. you’ve been doing this for years #you’ve taught yourself to see skinmeatmuscle&organ&bone instead of a person’s body. and you’re a fast learner so you’ve gotten good at it #(you’re a prodigy. you’re classmates were titans but you’re a breakthrough.)#and now there’s suguru. and what’s three years against a decade. maybe those three years were so good until it turned sour #gone bad like a fruit you don’t know is rotten until you bite into it #and three years is so little time and you’ve had a decade to brace for this #because of course this was never going to end any other way. either suguru or satoru were going to end up in your hands #because they’re dramatic like that #three years of suguru&satoru and shoko is barely anything. you had fifteen years before that and ten years after #you can’t bring yourself to burn him #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #gojo satoru #ieri shoko #sashisu #anyway I’m writing a fic abt this. if my rambling in the tags didn’t tell u that #writing fics in google docs? no. write fics in the tumblr tags

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stinkypeanutbutter · 10 days

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he borrowed Logan’s glasses cause he forget his contacts .

anyway there are too many things I want to DRAW NYOW !!!! All these things red has given us are too mucu for me to not give in and doodle I’m going INSANE !!!!!!! 🤯🤯💥💥

also ——

#RED WHEN I CATCH YOU !!!!!#I’m gonna draw so many of those it isn’t funny STOP DOJG THSI TO ME !!!!#I never had this strong of an urge to draw fanart it’s cray cray #🤯🤯🤯#he might not but I WILL #NERDDDDDD !!!!!!#I need to cut my toenails ngl #I’m gonna shower I’m a little shmelly #Did you guys know that ripping off a human ear is the equivalent of crushing a soda can #What do you mean you didn’t scroll down here to see this ????#Idk what your talking about #Going through my tags is like going through a jungle gym but all of them are 8 year olds with adhd maybe autism and sugar deprivation #Sugar deprivation as in they ONLY had two bowls of candy this morning and not 10 #Rah rah ah ah ah ro ma ah ah ah Gaga Oo la la #Sing if u know the lyrics in the comment section teehee #school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon)#aiden clark #school bus graveyard webtoon #art

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