hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

Sometimes I feel like I post too much and then I see other people with indicators in their bio as to whether they’ve hit post limit when I have literally never once hit post limit and I’m like alright. I’m probably good I think

I think we have enough stories about queer people who get rejected by religious family and still find a way to reconcile with God in their own way. I think we need more stories where they go “fuck God and fuck you” and this is rewarded handsomely by the narrative

Yknow?

LOSING MY MIND

its hilarious seeing so many people reblog that schlebethany audio clip like "what is HAPPENING on TAZ???" or "is THIS what they're up to these days??" well its simple the employees of an arcade in cyberpunk disneyland who also do crimes are trying to steal a holographic guitar for a man in a cat costume whose identity was stolen by a hologram, and to do so they are competing on an extremely horny dating show. Simple.

Who up ethering they sea

The Steeplechase crew are all legally married and it is for this ^^^ reason

I love semicolons; hands down the best punctuation mark. It’s like if adhd run on sentence Extra Bonus Thoughts were codified in grammar.

Fuck it. Taako fancam.

Is this anything

I'm a Schlebethany stan first, person second

You can always ignore canon to make a character transgender. It is always morally correct.

Every time someone says “boyliker” my brain reads it as “boylicker”. And I want that to be the new thing.

This post is for the non-binaries who don’t use they/them. Non-binaries who don’t use they/them I love u 💕💕🥰

Also for the rest of y’all stop using they/them as a synonym for non-binary please and thank you

They’re so real for this