summing up montrose pretty in one image/sentence:

its hilarious seeing so many people reblog that schlebethany audio clip like "what is HAPPENING on TAZ???" or "is THIS what they're up to these days??" well its simple the employees of an arcade in cyberpunk disneyland who also do crimes are trying to steal a holographic guitar for a man in a cat costume whose identity was stolen by a hologram, and to do so they are competing on an extremely horny dating show. Simple.

Montrose: can immediately clock if anyone is lying to him at any time

Also Montrose: desperately tries to resuscitate a dead body

DIVERSITY WIN! the theme park is now under the influence of an unethical old man polycule

i didnt realize that montrose was pulling a grift throughout the steeplechase finale and for a hot moment i was swept up in the idea that toddzilla and kenchall were going to have to be brothers . imagine ur dad coming back from the dead and he adopts some rando kid into ur succession-esque family and u just have 2 live with it

"it's a blog"

"a b- a blog?"

"a big log"

this had me fucking reeling forreal. gods bless you montrose, gods bless you griffin mcelroy.

the always wearing a mask……the familiarity with the old attractions…the deep and intimate knowledge of the ephemera lore with a fully fleshed out character…..the deep and intense hated of kenchall denton personally…….the…accent…….

holy shit montrose is a fucking denton

“this guy is exactly as big as beef punchley”

me: they should kiss

travis: “and they kiss”

me: 😲

The thing about Montrose is we all spent so long going "he's a Denton! He has to be a Denton!" That now it's been confirmed that he's not we have to come to terms with the fact that he's just a crazy old man.

Like why is he like this. Why does he have a little robot family? Why is an elderly man running around having little crime adventures with two of his coworkers???

He is reckless and unstable. He is 60 years old.

Justin: Griff, if you adopt this boy as your son I’m going to make it canon that you have a son

Griffin, about to pull out his fucking wildcard: ;-)

I think Shoebox is my favorite npc in anything ever. She's the worst but she's so damn funny

when kenchal asked poppy's pals "what *are* you three?" and beef/travis started speaking, all i could think of was aubrey/travis's "oh, i'm bisexual! :)" joke from amnesty

i've seen a couple ppl say steeplechase had a lot of unanswered questions, and i had a similar feeling, but i have a terrible memory and i'm so bad at keeping track of plots. so like if y'all want to post all the things that were missed, i would love to read them /gen

Please reblog for largest sample size this is important to me

ngl when beef was like "i take off my shirt and show them my scars" i SOOOOO wanted travis to make a "and these are my top surgery scars but that's not super relevant to this" joke