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welcome to the jumble! you can call me jean i guess? good luck and I'm so sorry
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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.
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There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".
And then they get married.
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Day 24: Best Buddies
[Sadly]: You're my best friend.
#biiiig oliver and co vibes from this one#like late golden age disney#art#dimension 20#conrad schintz#justin fication#mentopolis
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always remember the Final Girl Code:
- do it alone
- do it scared
- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to
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wish there was a way to. like. turn off smells. drove by a skunk? no prob, no stank for you. making nachos at 2am? also no prob, you don't wake your family up with the good good smell
#to be clear I'm talking about the source of the smell not just your perception of it#but maybe that's too much power for us#i just think it would be neat
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So, I was in a production of The Merchant of Venice in July and it's truly the best thing I've ever done. I played Antonia, the merchant.
Here's the link to the performance in case anyone wants to see it!
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Blind Tumblr users: don’t get the latest iOS app update!
I just updated my tablet to the newest version of the tumblr app for iOS and it completely broke screen reader access for both VoiceOver and Spoken Content. This has happened in the past already, so I will file a support ticket and copy-paste my text from last time, but this really sucks. I sincerely hope this doesn’t affect all screen reader users, but I’m unsure how they could program this bug in a way it only affects me. If you rely on a screen reader to use the tumblr app, I’d advice to not get the latest update to be on the safe side.
When I say “completely broke access”, what I mean is that no posts on my dash or on individual blogs get read or recognized at all. No plain text, alt text, tags, etc. Note count and buttons still work though.
If you also run into this bug, here’s my advice. If anyone has something more useful, please tell me
File a support ticket and report this bug
Use the browser web version, which still works for me
Interestingly, if you save a post to your drafts and click on “edit” the post text seems to get read correctly. This might be a work-around for some people.
If you have the latest version but your screen reader didn’t break, also please tell me! I would be fascinated to know if this bug is only affecting some people
TL;DR: The latest tumblr app update for iOS made it so screen readers no longer work in the app
Please boost!
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I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE
I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, you can combine one 8oz can of pumpkin puree with one box cake mix (any kind but spice cake is best) and about 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips, drop by tablespoon-ish onto a greased/parchment/silpat cookie sheet, and bake at 350F for 13-16 minutes
if there are no spices in either your cake mix or pumpkin puree i suggest adding warm spices such as cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves
THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT WANT THIS INFORMATION GETTING AROUND
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